Bionicle Would Never Say

[Eiji Hino]

"Mmm, Sidorak, I actually think you're competent at leading the Visorak.  And you're so handsome, too..."

(Got weird fast, didn't it?)

Speaking of which... Sidorak.

[Zacian]

"My dear, if not for your beauty I totally might not get mad at you FOR LETTING A TOA COMMAND OUR VISORAK HORDE."

 

Teridax

[Eiji Hino]

"I'm not really dead!"

Krika.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I can literally be a ghost for Halloween!' 

 

Vican

[Eiji Hino]

"Oh, I'm fine with all the experiments Mutran performed on me.  Just look at all these tentacles I have now!"

Bitil.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to go talk to my past self. Literally.'

 

Krika

[Eiji Hino]

"Gali... You're dumb.  Stay a good guy, because good guys are dumb."

Krekka.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I think The Shadowed One is stupid.'

 

Gen 2 Makuta

[Eiji Hino]

"Hey!  I got an official set!"

Lesovikk.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm glad my friends died. They were annoying.'

 

Sarda

[Eiji Hino]

"I'm relevant!"

Pridak.

[Zacian]

"Teridax, I oppose you and your little circle of brothers because look at you, you're all unappealing and grotesque. The universe needs a dashing leader with style."

 

*gets turned into a mutated sea creature*

 

Arthakha

[Eiji Hino]

"I exist!  And look!  There's a set of me!  What joy!"

Velika.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate riddles.'

 

Balta

Edited November 2, 2016 by Toa Smoke Monster

[Eiji Hino]

"I'm scared."

Maxilos.

[Zacian]

"Resistance is futile."

 

Irnakk.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Don't worry, Piraka. I'm not here to kill you. I'm here to hug you.'

 

Skull Basher

[Eiji Hino]

"I actually gave the Toa a run for their money."

Kulta the Skull Grinder.

[Zacian]

"Hey everyone, Kulta here and in today's episode we're going to make Skull Pasta with lots of grinded skulls."

 

Jebraz.

[Eiji Hino]

"I exist."

Just for fun... A Klakk.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Do you like candy corn?'

 

Skull Slicer

[Zacian]

"I ate a bowl of sliced skulls for breakfast...without any milk."

 

Toa Lhikan.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Just drop that Matoran into the lava. You'll be doing us all a favor.'

 

Umbra

[Eiji Hino]

"You may pass if you perform a song-and-dance number about the power of friendship."

G2 Pohatu.

[Zacian]

"Oi mate, you seen a koala bear 'round here?"

 

I liked his Australian accent better.

 

G2 Gali

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate jokes.'

 

Gen 2 Lewa

[Eiji Hino]

"Tree-speak is canon-official in Generation-Iteration 2!"

Carapar.

Edited November 6, 2016 by capMARVELOUS

[Zacian]

"I'm the Killer Croc of the Federation of Fear."

 

Mutran.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't want to be a scientist. I want to be an actor!'

 

Galva

[Eiji Hino]

"Hey, it's cool that I got switched back to the good side."

Kirop.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm sorry, but what is a Toa?'

 

Radiak

[Eiji Hino]

"I respect Takanuva."

Solek.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I wish that Takua would've been thrown off a cliff.'

 

Photok

[Zacian]

"I HAS CUPCAKES!!!1!!1!

 

Pouks.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I wish everyone I knew would be crushed by boulders.'

 

Kualus

[Zacian]

"I hate Gaaki. She's just so weird."

 

Norik.

[Wiriamu]

Varian was a pain-I'm glad I never found her or that Sonics Toa after our last mission.

 

And now a little something I came up with that I'm just going to post since who knows when someone will post the name Icarax again and whether I'll be fast enough to catch it:

 

Truth is, I didn't kill all of those Makuta Teridax sent me and Gorast after. Oh, I went after one, but the way she tried to take my head off when I caught up to her I knew she was something special. So I proposed to her with a Great Mask of Vulture-you know, so we'd match-and took her mask back to Destral and acted like I'd killed her. We settled down in my territory of Karzahni after the old black and gold nutcase himself performed our wedding ceremony, and it wasn't long before we were blessed with a little monster of our very own. Of course then the kid grows up and starts going through a rebellious phase, hanging out with those lousy Dark Hunters and going by a "code name." What kind of respectable name is Devastator?

 

He broke his mother's heart, of course, and seeing as how she can't leave Karzahni without the other Makuta finding out she's still alive it fell to me to track the little miscreant down and bring him home. I brought along my favorite Manas pack along to help me find him, only to run into that jerk Teridax and have him try to stop me. I would have just explained that I'm having family issues, but how can I do that when the guy put a death warrant out on my wife? Well, needless to say after that whole mess I'm stuck running errands for that scrapheap while the little lady is bawling her antidermis out over our disobedient son. Maybe my new mask and this lovely staff I got on Xia will cheer her up...assuming those Toa don't follow me home and wreck the place...

 

Now that that's out of my system, next poster, your character is:

 

Axato.

Edited December 21, 2016 by Wiriamu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I love being trapped underground. I never did need a sun to survive!

 

Skull Slicer

[Zacian]

"Slice and dice, buddy. Slice and dice." (reference of some kind)

 

Narmoto.

 

(Wiriamu, I have to say your post was creative and saddening at the same time. *claps hands* Bravo, sir. Bravo.)

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm a fan of the Skull Spiders. I would love for them to succeed in wiping us out!'

 

Jaller Inika