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One day, A long time ago, er, how long ago you ask? maybe 5 minutes or so...


 


Skull Grinder was walking to the Doors Of Death Convention Hall in New Death City, because he received this letter earlier today.


 


Dear Skull Grinder,


You are invited to the council of the dead in the convention hall at 5 minutes ago.


Sincerely, Undead Unnamed Skeleton.


 


Of course Skull Grinder used a method to figure out which hall, the method is... Well guessing, but he entered the hall, and found several Seats around a Round table...


"Why a round table? Why not an octagonal table?" Asked Skull Grinder


"Well, sir, it was because Arthur brought his own table, and he is very picky about shapes." said Random Minecraft skeleton


"Thy name is Arthur of Camelot, What is Yours?" Said King Arthur


"Skull Grin-" said Skull Grinder before getting cut off.


"Now announcing the arrival of, no, I won't say it!" said the Undead announcer.


"BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ!" Screached a female bee in the announcer room.


"Now announcing the arrival of Witch Doctor!" Yelled Waspix


"No, not him, not our lines replacement!" Screamed Undead Matoro


"Yes, it is I your Better replacement." Said Witch Doctor


Matoro's cordak blaster hit one of Witch Doctors scorpios


"No! Now that its dead its even more hideous!" Screamed Matoro


Emerging from the Cordak Crater, was Skull Scorpio, upon ascending from the pit, a hand came down and activated Skull Scorpio's Play Feature, that shattered Matoro.


"Wait, if this is where people go when they are dead, where does Matoro go now?" said a an Unnamed Undead Matoran


Then, several Skull Spiders along with LoSS come in with Makuta(2015) atop his back.


:lookhere: Emoticonned Makuta


:???: Emoticonned everyone else(Besides the Bionicles)


"Look at lego's LEGO BRAND CONTRACT LIST! None of you are on it! So get out!" Yelled Makuta


Normally the Skeletons would have not listened, but Makuta was using the Mask of Control, and so they all left, all besides Minecraft Skeleton.


"What are you still doing here?" Said Makuta


"omg you cant boss me around n00b n00b n00b lololololololololololSaid Skeleton


then Makuta did this  :headbonk:  to the Minecraft Skeleton, until it fell and despawned, and dropped its bow when suddenly


"DIBS ON THE BOW!" Yelled Skull Warrior...


 


Find out who will win the Bionicle Hero-Factory flame wars


Representing Bionicle, Tahu, Vakama, Dume, Jaller, Malum, and Cahdok w/ Tahnok


Representing HF, Furno, Xplode, All villains in ordeal of fire, and Pyrox

Edited by Dragon11603
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