Pie Pie Pie PIE PIE PIE! (2015 Pi day)

[Ghidora131]

Pie.

 

Today, we talk about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8:00 a.m.

 

Wimpy Koro time

 

 

It was another wonderful day for the losers Matoran who lived in Wimpy Koro, or Duh-Koro. But one in particular named Kargala (don't ask) looked at his calendar for the first time in about three minutes. This time, however, he actually decided to notice what day it was.

 

The calendar's date was 3/14/15.

 

Wait a minute... 3/14/15... 3.1415... That's pie!

 

And so declared he, that this was pi day by screaming, running out of his house, and yelling "PI DAY!!!"

Of course nobody understood what he meant by that, so they thought it was Pie day instead.

 

 

And thus, Pie day began.

 

 

 

Hundred of pies(and people) filled the streets, notifying each other that it was pie day today. Kargala didn't mind that it was now a pie festival instead of a pi festival, and went home and baked a pumpkin pie for the fun of it. But soon public authorities were questioning the safety of this festival, what with pies everywhere. It would take a month to clean things up!

 

"What will we do?!" Turaga Dume cried. "We've got to get a couple of really gullible idiots to do this thing! but who?"

 

 

Jakura and Izzun were about to start the car and head to Izzun's workplace, when government agents surrounded the car. "Don't move, this is the police." One of them said. "Out of the vehicle."

 

They were rushed to Dume's office, where they met the Turaga rushing to them. "You must stop this terrible pie festival! the city is in a national crisis because of this! you two are the only Toa that seem to care! well, at least one of you is a Toa..." He said, glaring Izzun over.

 

"Tell you what: You clear away all this pie nonsense, and we'll... We'll..."

 

"You'll what? and why should we interfere in the first place?" Jakura somewhat protested.

 

"I.. I'll let you keep any pies you find, great plan huh?" Dume hastily ended his sentenced.

 

 

Jakura was about to say that this was absolutely pathetic and he wanted no such part in a terrible of a plan as that when Izzun spoke ahead of him. "Great plan? Great plan?! you think running about, grabbing pies and telling people to leave is a Great plan? It's not a great plan! it's a brilliant plan! I accept!" He shook the Turaga's hand. With a sigh, Jakura and Izzun were pushed out the door by the guards. "Thank you two Toa! you're such brave, intelligent individuals!"

 

"Glad that's over." Dume sighed. "So, whaddya guys wanna get for lunch?"

 

 

 

 

Izzun drove up in his police car, killing the grass by the curb, and peeked out from behind the dashboard. "Coast is clear, Jakura. Let's move."

 

"I have you." A muffled Nuva voice said. The door opened, and the two strolled out wearing pie costumes giving out fliers made for a fake pie-munching contest. As they went into the crowd, a few people nibbling at them which they had to brush away, they got to the center when Izzun made a little ice podium.

 

"Ready, Jakura?" He whispered.

 

"Never."

 

"Good! Ladies and gentlemen!" Izzun raised his voice as he said this, "Today we will be featuring the ultimate Pie day contest! See how many pies you can throw at this random guy in a pie suit!"

"Wait a minute," Jakura harshly whispered. "I thought you were getting pelted, while I snuck around!"

 

"...Oops." Izzun whispered with a . He bolted away as the crowds let out a pie onslaught upon Jakura, splattering around like a piece of paper. Dropping the costume, Izzun bolted away. But Kargala went up and poked Jakura. "This pie isn't even cooked properly! let's cook it again!"

 

"No no no no! I'm a Toa!" Jakura struggled to break free of the grasp of twenty Matoran who carried him through the streets to a conveniently-placed giant oven. He pushed against the door as the crowds shouted 'crispy! crispy!', their rallying cry.

 

But on the top of the massive oven, Izzun stood with an accordion. He began to play:

 

 

"When I was twenty-something, I had a dear pet squirrel,"

 

"I could have called it Luther, but then I called it Earl,"

 

"one day it met a tow truck, and then it made me cry,"

 

"Before I baked a part of him into all of you pies!"

 

With the fake fact that parts of a dead squirrel was in the pies they had just eaten, they ran for their lives, fearing more squirrels would come for revenge. Hopping down, he scraped the Pie off Jakura and tore off that atrocious costume.

 

"Whahabbala- What in the world was that?!" Jakura said, eyes wide with terror.

 

"Oh, I made it up." Izzun said, shrugging. "I'm not even twenty-something yet. Oh yeah, and I hate squirrels."

 

Jakura opened his mouth to say something, then closed it. Walking through the pie-covered mess in the streets, he asked "Izzun, when will you ever stop?"

 

"Wait, I didn't know I could." He responded. Sighing, the pair began the short walk to the vehicle, taking them home and putting pie day away for good. But in a small house in Wimpy Koro, feasting over a delicious pumpkin pie, Kargala would always know and treasure Pi day.

[Jakura Nuva]

YES! PERFECTION!

 

There's only two things I have to complain about:

 

1. "Gullible idiots"? Out of the two of us, there's only one idiot, and I'm 99% sure it's not me (I kid )

2. I LOVE pie, and thus would have totally been up for the challenge way before Izzun accepted

Edited March 15, 2015 by Jakura Nuva

[Kovika: Visorak Lord]

You do realize I could have just flash frozen all of the Matoran and gotten this over with, right?

Regardless of who was chosen for the assignment (Really glad it was not Gukko Lord!), all in a days work? Am I right?

Now I just gotta bake some Boggarak pie.

[Ghidora131]

Thanks for the critiques, mates.

 

Interesting how this is the only pie day for another 100 years, and nobody seems to notice it at all.

[Peter Johnson]

Well this is an interesting story.

[evil_jaga_genius]

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES!?!

[Petewa]

How much you wanna bet at least one of me was just sitting there celebrating pie after the whole squirrel thing anyway?

 

 

 

 

I bet money,