Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 My skull cannot be destroyed with explosions. The same can't be said for yours though, so I destroy it with dynamite. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 I don't think so. I insert my hand through your skull slowly and I magic your brain away. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 I magic my brain back, then use a sword to separate your skull from your shoulders. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I separate all the protons and neutrons of one of the atoms in your body. The resulting nuclear blast is enough to instantly disintegrate you and level the surrounding area. Gotcha! Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Thankfully, I'm immune to nuclear explosions. I can also absorb their energy, which I do to form a nuclear energy beam to destroy you. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Sure, you survive the blast, but you die from radiation poisoning. Got 'imself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Thankfully, I am immune to nuclear energy beams and radiation. I then proceed to thanking you for being helpful and pointing out Smoke Monster's radiation poisoning (only by pointing things out here do they actually happen), and invite you to go see a movie tomorrow. However, when the time comes, you realise that the theater that was supposed to show the movie I mentioned has been closed down. In fact, it's been closed for years now. I had fooled you into showing up at a closed theater. Muhahaha. I got him... Wait, what do you mean that doesn't count? Beat him up? I don't want to actually hurt him, he seems like a chill guy. Uggh, alright, fine. I walk out of the closed theater and boop you on the nose. There. How's that? Seriously? I have to actually physically harm him? Alright, uh... I take out a needle and prick your arm. That's... harmful. I guess? I... got him? Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I stab you with a Lego-ized screwdriver. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I splatter my pricked arm's blood on you and you recoil in disgust. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I refuse to beat you up. Instead, I opt for beating Smoke Monster up further. I take the Lego-ized screwdriver and beat him to a pulp with it. I then throw it to you for safe keeping. I got him. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 How dare you take my Lego-ized screwdriver! I retaliate by grabbing my Lego-ized bone saw and going to town on both of you. I got them both. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I take your bone saw, smash it over my knee, and crush your drill under my foot. I then firmly lodge said foot into you. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I brake you over my knee for destroying my bone saw. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Thank you for stopping my car, Smokey! I thought I was for sure a goner!(Incorrect form of break, you see). Got 'eeeeeem! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 From a high rooftop, I pick you off with a sniper rifle. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 From an even higher rooftop, I pick you off with a well thrown shovel. They have been gotten Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 From space, above the planet, I take you out with a well thrown anvil. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I shoot you with lasers from my X-Wing that I totally stole from Luke Skywalker. I got him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I shoot you with the cannons from a Star Destroyer. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 I star-destroy your Star Destroyer with my Solar Cannon. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 I use Proton torpedoes on the inside of your Solar Cannon, causing it to explode and take you out. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 The Solar Cannon, while exploding, also sends out a massive concentration of Gamma radiation, which collides into you. The complications haunt you as you slowly die. Was it worth it? Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I pat you on the back. Slightly roughly. It's physically a bit uncomfortable, but otherwise reassuring. I got his backm. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I throw you into the path of an oncoming rock slide. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Au contraire, Smokey. I control the rock slide to harmlessly slide over me and change course to clobber you to death. I got him. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 I use the Pokemon move Counter to reflect the rock back at you with double the speed and power. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I use a mirror to appear behind you and slit your throat. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I sow my throat back up and break the mirror while you'll still in it, shattering you into pieces. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 What folly! I simply used the mirror as a means of reflection! The more pieces you make, the more I can move around! A thousand Inarys burst our of the mirrors and obliterate that weak jalopy you call a skeleton! Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I see. So I restore my skeleton to what it was and wait for you to return to your mirror shards. I then use a flamethrower I happen to have on me on the shards, melting them and thus trapping you inside them. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Yet another folly! You've gotta pay attention to light more often, Smokey! I beam off the shards and into the glint of your smug face's sunglasses! After I remove myself from your glasses and out of the mirror permanently, I skull-crush you. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahtorak ate my house! Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) I fire my Handheld Portal Device/Gun twice, the first time at your torso and the second time on the ground right in front of you. A pair of portals is formed and (if my understanding of portal mechanics are correct) your internal organs fly across the two portals non-stop. Got her! Edited November 23, 2016 by Tahtorak ate my house! Quote Your left brain contains nothing right, while your right brain contains nothing left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I angle my body towards you and my internal organs land on you. Disgusted, you shrivel up like one who truly has no guts. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I hit you in the back of your head with a shovel, taking you out. It's simple, but still effective. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I punch a hole in your chest. It's simple, but even more effective. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I punch you into non-existence. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 My sudden removal from existence wipes your memory clean, reaching back a few days. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Thankfully someone recorded everything I went through over the last few days, which helps me get my memory back. This helps me remember that you are still out of existence, which technically means... I still got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 I recover Inary from non-existence, and together, we pull off the ultimate combo attack on your sorry behind. We got'im Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I use a combo breaker to take you both down. I got them. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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