Takama Metru Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 The Toa that we grew up with would be useless in the story, thus BIONICLE wouldn't have a devoted fanbase, leaving Lego to suffer in their financial downfall. Bionicle gets a live action film directed by Michael Bay BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 One of the pyrotechnicians is incinerated by an explosion and the movie is canceled. Mask of Light is given a theatrical release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 It would be animeted by GHOST. If Bionicle gets an anime BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 It would be is animated by GHOST. If Bionicle gets an animeStating it like this would be more fitting. But a theatrical release of MoL by Ghost is not an unfortunate accident IMO. It's story is severely altered and no one likes it causing all lego sales to decline, which causes Lego to go bankrupt. Bionicle gets a live-action series instead of an animated one. Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Gali is played by a male. (Also Aeron, thanks for the heads up. Saying that Ghost remaking MoL is unfortunate was such a stupid thing for me to do. I'm gonna correct myself by stating that Ghost accidentally screws things up lol. I actually do think that a live action movie animated by Ghost is an excellent thing, but my wording sucked.) A new Bionicle book series is made, based off fan fiction. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 "Fan fiction." Self-fulfilling prophecy leads to major decline in regards of respect for Lego's decision-making skills. A second Platinum Avohkii is somehow unearthed from the archives of Lego's vaults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 It would never be released to the public. I hope your bargaining skills are up to scratch, 'cause you could only get the one Platinum Avohkii that is sold today. Lego brings back RoboRiders. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 (It's okay, takama, everyone has a warm-up period.) Some crazy scientist makes IRL versions and they kill everyone. Grammar nazis start increasing in number Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 They cause chaos across the internet while they become responsible with all those A+ grades in english. Bionicle joins Lego Dimentions. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Lego Dimensions' fans rapidly lose interest in an ironic twist of fate. These fans research Bionicle to understand why its in the game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 They find out requests from Bionicle fans and they go on a raid. Hewkii and Macku get a side story. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Bionicle Gaiden is trashed by the community. Love is reinstituted as a viable concept in Bionicle canon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Being Velika Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Hewkii and Macku are (finally) sharing a moment, and a rock falls on them and they die. The G1 and G2 universes are firmly and canonically linked... 1 I like BZP so much, I named my Minecraft account Dimensioneer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 The concept leaves the fans polarized, commencing an online civil war amoungst the community. Greg Farshtey creates G2's story for 2017. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Being Velika Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) He gets hacked and his storyline is replaced by one where there is no character or plot development, and, left with just figures with no backstories, the last remaining fans disavow Bionicle. Matoro came back. Edited June 18, 2016 by Inspectah Deck I like BZP so much, I named my Minecraft account Dimensioneer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 A party is held is Spherus Magna, celebrating his return. Ahkmou becomes the Shadow Toa he never was... BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Being Velika Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Then immediately fell and broke both his legs. The Barraki become un-mutated. I like BZP so much, I named my Minecraft account Dimensioneer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 They raid Metru Nui, eruption a war between Toa and Warlords. Tren Krom is raised back to life, creating Tren Krom 2.0 BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 He quickly dies due to complications in the resurrecting process. Tren Krom becomes an idol to the Matoran... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Tren Krom in murdered, leaving the matoran depressed. Corpus Rahkshi is adapted into a television series. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Due to the fact that I don't play Corpus Rahkshi, my adaptation becomes a hot mess. A new series of robots created by your country's government are named after the Toa Mata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 They do not have an axe, hooks, an ice sword, claws, feet aditions or a fire sword. Lewa befriends a Bulbasaur BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 The Bulbasaur steals his mask. Tahu befriends a Charmander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Charmander burns the mask. Gali befriends a Squirtle. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 She drowns in its Water Gun, ironically. Chiara befriends a Pikachu. (Gotta round out the Gen 1 starters). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Pikachu electricutes everything. If Rahi were Pokemon. BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 The sudden convergence of Pokemon and Bionicle rips a hole in the time-space continuum and both cease to exist. The Ga-Matoran start an illegal band of Tarakava boxing matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 They single-handedly create the ga-matoran only underground world of The matoran universe. Drug dealers, the mafia and all that jazz is now controlled by the ga-matoran. I start playing "The quest for the Toa" again Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Your Gameboy Advance combusts and you are left with a free bricked handheld. I try to beat Bionicle Heroes after years of abandonment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) Vezon RoFLstomps you and you ragequit, which causes you to break your computer in half. I learn how to juggle Edited July 2, 2016 by Toa Aeron Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Your juggling equipment is traded out for explosives. BAM! The police attempt an investigation into your death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 All explosives and materials that can be used in the manufacturingg of explosives are banned. As such, fertilizer is unavalible to farmers and thus fruit and vegetables are unable to be produced in quantities sufficient for 7 billion people. Vitamin defficiencies are found in almost all human beings and humanity as we know it ends because doctors and medicine manufacturers are unable to collect the required materials for vitamin supplements. In goes a scythe Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Out comes another failing harvest. I drop you into a pool of Protodermis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 16, 2016 Author Share Posted July 16, 2016 The pool erupts into flames and then explodes, mutating the planet into a horrifying eldritch monstrosity. Lewa tries to swim. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Lewa drowns. Simple. Tahu pays Kopaka a visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 17, 2016 Author Share Posted July 17, 2016 They get into a heated argument that melts Ko-Wahi's ice and floods the entire island, killing everyone. Gali tries to ride a Gukko. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Due to poor control, the Gukko misinterprets Gali's commands and they crash into the side of Mount Ihu. Pohatu decides to teach Hewkii some superior Kolhii skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaDraconixMahvi Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 And then Pohatu gets his bones snapped, a couple nonessential organs torn to shreds...Basically, has to make a new body out of plain rock 100% of the time. And kolhi is banned, and never brought up again by anyone. A male tarakava wakes up in a crate and discovers is in Ta-Koro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 The tarakava is unable to survive the intense heat and dies, causing the tarakava to rebel against the matoran and cause the extinction of a species. Lego reveals that the entire second generation of bionicle was a prank. Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 Hundreds of thousands of miffed bionicle fans storm lego hq and dethrone the current company leadership. Instilling a new leader on the corporate throne, they steer the company towards making better bionicle figures, and only better bionicle figures. Suffice to say, despite this short period of greatness for all bionicle fans, the company swiftly falls to ruin. Mega Bloks takes over as the leading freebuilding brand on the toy market. Tahu drinks iced tea. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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