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Welcome, one and all to the new forum postings of B+M=C! The old topic is right here.S2. Chapter 5: Bermuda TriangulatingIt was just another day, at least, as 'just another day'ish in a house you share with both family and living Bionicle sets. (And annoying ones, at that!)Anyways, as I was saying, it was just a regular day until Lewa got a Brain Shock. See, a Brain Shock is when Lewa actually uses his brain, which shocks us, so to speak. I was reading a book in my room, when suddenly, I heard random flushing noises from my bathroom. Gali was probably just playing in the toilet. AGAIN. I got up and stormed into the bathroom, finding not Gali, but Lewa, who was apparently trying to figure out how the toilet works. By taking it apart. Without turning off the water. I had to wade over to the toilet and slam the lid back on."LEWA!" I yelled. "WHAT are you DOING?!""Um, duh." He replied. "Taking the toilet apart. I see we're not fully loaded in the knowledge artillery compartment today, KliFfoRD kid.""Don't call me KliFfoRD!" I snapped. "You're messing around, while I'm reading up on places in the world where weird disturbances might be occuring because of a Toa Stone!""Down, boy. For your information, I had a Brain Shock while I was 'messing around'. There's probably a Nuva Stone in that weird area of the ocean where things keep disappearing, you know, the Hawiian Octagonapus or something?""The Bermuda Triangle.""Whatever.""Of course! Why didn't I think of that earlier?!""Well, some people just can't be as smart as me, I guess!"And then Lewa promptly slipped on the floor and fell flat on his face after doing 37 backflips, which is probably some kind of world record or something."Lewa, did you bump your head as a child or something?""63 times."-------------------------------------------------At the HQ of the Secret Tyrannical Undermining Posse In Destruction:Teridax: I'm sick and tired of those stupid Toa always being one step ahead of me! I mean, shouldn't I be some kind of awesome super manaical genius that has back up plans for my breakfast's back up plans?!Krika: That's just in the storyline, sir. Out here, you're something of a wimp.Teridax: Am not!Krika: Riiiiiight... Teridax: Where's Icarax? He was supposed to have my Dora The Explorer doll here an hour ago!Krika: *sigh*-----------------------------------------------Lewa was a bit nervous. Sure, going to the Bermuda Triangle was HIS idea, but he still wasn't very comfortable with water, and even less comfortable with the horrible idea of actually SWIMMING. It was like some kind of nightmare. Plus, plastic rusts easily. Or was that steel?As they piled into the van, KFRD punched in the coordinites and punched a new looking blue button that Lewa hadn't noticed before. There was the usual flash of purple as the time-space continuum bended, and then everything was blue. Well, not everything. Just everything outside of the van. He looked out the window, finding that the wheels were now functioning as propellers.But...But that meant...They were UNDERWATER!Lewa told himself to calm down. There was no way the van could really be underwater. Not even KFRD could airproof every nook and cranny of the van.That's when the shark swam by.----------------------------------------------On Mars:Martian 1: And so, I was THIS close to catching that Ditto, Eh, when-*far away scream*Martian 2: Sounds like some living Bionicle Toa of Air set is underwater, Eh?M1: Poor thing, Eh?M2: Eh.M1: Back to my Pokemon game, Eh?M2: Moo.----------------------------------------------I was trying to get Lewa to calm down. Not easy when you're stuck underwater in an Automarine."Cool it, Lewa! You're probably interrupting some poor martian talking about how that Ditto got away at the last second or something!""When I thought we were going to the Bermuda Triangle, I didn't think that we were going UNDERWATER!!"Well, where did you expect the stone to be? Honululu?!""Kinda...""Lewa, you're hopeless.""And you're about to pass right over the Nuva Stone! Look down!"I hit the brakes as fast as possible and glanced down. Sure enough, there it was!"Okay, Gali, time for you to do your stuff."I lifted up my seat, revealing the engine workings."Just jump into that tube, and you'll be able to climb out the exhaust pipe. Okay, go!"Gali jumped down the tube and I slammed down the seat to keep water from getting in. After she retrieved it, I started punching in the coordinates for home. As I was doing so, Lewa grabbed the bag holding the Nuva Stones and dropped the latest catch in."One more left, and we'll be rid of Makuta forever!""I wouldn't be so sure, Lewa. That guy's persistent.""You bet I am!"We whipped around to see none other than Makuta Teridax, evil wimp, floating in the air. Before we could react, he grabbed the Nuva Stones and teleported away.--------------------------------------------Lewa couldn't believe it. All that hard work for the stones, and Makuta just teleports in, grabs them, and teleports out. If he could get his hands on him, he would..."Hey, Lewa!" Pohatu shouted. "Cheer up! It's not like Makuta has ALL the stones. We just need to grab the last one, and we win, so it's no big deal!"Actually," Said KFRD "It IS a big deal. Get ready guys, the final battle is waiting!End chapter 5.Sorry it wasn't funnier, I'm working up to the 3-part season finale.

"Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill."

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Finale Dos, Part 1: Battle, Begin! Legend of the Stones! I was in the van, setting the coordinates. Time to take this back to the beginning, in the Walmart Storehouse. Of course, the 'hit 'em where they live' strategy is risky, but lately, risky has become normal. As the Toa piled into the van, I started the engine."Is everybody ready?" I asked. "Time to kick butt!""Butts are for horses." Lewa said."HAY is for horses.""Then what are butts for?!""Kicking! Now get your seat belt on!"After pressing a few buttons, I gassed it, and zoomed right to the storehouse.------------------------------------------After we got out of the van, I gave a warning to the Toa."There are probably traps everywhere. Watch your step, okay?""Or we could just use Kopaka." Lewa said."What do you mean by that?"Lewa promptly shoved Kopaka out into the gravel around the storehouse.BOOM!FWANG!FIZZ!SPARK!SPANGLE!PAINFULNOISES!, etc, etc."LEWA!" I yelled."On the bright side, now all the traps have been sprung."------------------------------------------ Lewa felt pretty good about himself. After all, thanks to his wits, they had sprung all the traps. Well, Kopaka had helped a LITTLE bit by actually being shoved into them, but whatever. Suddenly, there was a large explosion, sending the Toa, who weighed only about four ounces, flying. As the smoke cleared, they saw all of the Makuta standing in a group, brandishing their plastic weapons."So, we meet in battle once again." Teridax said. "However, the advantage is ours this time! The Secret Tyrannical Undermining Posse In Destruction will prevail!"Lewa snorted."What are you laughing at?!""You do realize what the anagram of that is, right?" Lewa said."Well, not really. Lets see...S..T..U..P..I-oh...""Told ya!""So? I can come up with another cool name! How about...Super Creative Rammers Entwined With Bad Acts, Legally Loathed Secretly!""Oh, brother.""Enough! Let's take this inside!"*TELEPORTATION NOISES*-----------------------------------------Inside S.C.R.E.W.B.A.,L.L.S. HQ, AKA the Walmart Storehouse: Well, this was certainly getting interesting. The Makuta had set up a series of traps inside, forgetting that crushers, impalers, squashers, poison gases, and lasers are only effective if one actually is forced THROUGH the traps. As it was, we just walked around everything and were now confronting the Makuta. Were we winning? Well, as long as getting our butts kicked defines 'winning', we were definitely doing that."This makes no sense!" Onua shouted. "They weren't as hard to beat last time!"Dodging a shadow blast, I replied "Well, last time, we had my sister and a chainsaw, though I'm not sure which is deadlier.""Not to mention we have those super secret power uppers that Mutran made!" Icarax smugly said."Well, they're not very secret NOW, you cool dude!" Chirox shouted."Hey! At least I didn't tell them that the power uppers are in that bag right behind them!""...Uurrrrrghh...""I did it again, didn't I?" I reached for the bag, only to get almost blasted by a chain lightning burst. It missed and hit a wall, evaporating back into distilled energy. I suddenly remembered a technique used by the Toa Inika."Kopaka!" I shouted. "I need a wall of ice, polished like a mirror!" Kopaka created the wall, and I reached for the bag again. This time, when I was fired at, all the attacks rebounded. I grabbed the vials and threw them to the Toa, just in time as it turned out. The Makuta used their shattering power on the wall, causing me to be showered in hail. Ignoring the stinging, I decided that if they wouldn't give up without getting too hurt, then it was time to bring the pain."I've broken Bionicle pieces just stepping on them." I said. "Lets see how much damage THIS does!" Then, I gave 'em the oldest move in the book of moves that is said to have the moves in. A big, hard, body slam. Cracked like eggs. Or bad jokes. One or the other. While they laid stunned, we searched for the Nuva Stones."Nothing." Tahu said. "He must have absorbed them already.""Guys!" Gali yelled. "Come look at what I found!"We rushed over, and found her holding a scroll a bit taller than the Toa. I took it and began reading."Guys...This is it! This scroll explains how the Toa Stones got to Earth in the first place! Not only that, it tells where the last one is!""Well, don't hold out on us!" Lewa said. "Read it!""Okay, here we go!"-----------------------------------------------It has been over a thousand years since our planet was changed. This experiment we are trying is to send the Power Stones we invented back in time, back to when our world was untouched by our foolish endeavors. Our hope is that people back then will find the stones and use them to prevent the disaster that struck our world from happening. However, I have my doubts that this will work. These stones seem suspiciously familiar to those that were responsible for enhancing the weaponry in that horrid war, and I am afraid that doing this will just start the cycle over again. I should make myself more clear. 1050 years ago, in the year 2012, a mysterious being, whose identity still remains a mystery, presented the concept of using special stones he had collected to enhance weaponry for the country in which he lived. The government, of course, jumped at this opportunity. This stirred up suspicions in other counties, and eventually started a third world war, the first one in which mass amounts of nuclear weaponry was involved. Enhanced by the power of the stones, the 'bombs', as they were called, did extreme amounts of damage to the environment as well as the intended targets, greatly putting a strain on the planet. Eventually, the planet struck back, and with extreme fury. Horrendous natural disasters literally warped the planet, turning it into a barely inhabitable wasteland. Somehow, we clung on, and over the course of 50 years, society had been partially rebuilt. However, most of the beings had been tunred into either small, resilient people called Agori, and taller, stronger people called Glatorian. Those of us not affected gathered together and built a tower larger than any on the previous form of our planet. We spent 1000 years inventing and studying in that tower, and now hope to stop this from ever happening. I am sending this back in time with the Power Stones, and hope that whoever reads this will be able to change our future.

~Angonce

--------------------------------------------Lewa was stunned. This was just too much to think about. Fortunately, he had KFRD to do that. He glanced over to see if the Makuta were still KOed, but saw that they were gone."KFRD! The Makuta!""I know. I also know where they're going." KFRD said. "We need to get to Washingtion D.C. before they do!"End Part 1.(P.S. I promise the regular episodes of next season will be funnier!)

Edited by Kung Fu Rahkshi Destroyer

"Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill."

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