Scanty Demon Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Antijoke alert. How do you make a male Vortixx real angry? Remind him that equal gender rights could actually be a thing in his society. Uh...about that: The Vortixx species is mainly ruled by females, while the males are assigned to work the more dangerous jobs, and forbidden to leave the island.(From the bs01 wiki)When you said antijoke I don't think you meant bad joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagiAshley Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 think you'd only get this one if you like panty and stocking but really niche for a joke/pun i guess but whatever i chuckled when i thought of itI've seen one episode of this. What's the joke? Does it have something to do with Great/Noble? it's a pun on a running joke with psg fans on how in the japanese version when scanty and kneesocks say the word "rule" it's pronounced "ruru" 3 Quote ~ diabolical ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Why do Matoran tend to prefer red creatures when looking for lovers? Because they're hot. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Antijoke alert.How do you make a male Vortixx real angry? Remind him that equal gender rights could actually be a thing in his society. Uh...about that:The Vortixx species is mainly ruled by females, while the males are assigned to work the more dangerous jobs, and forbidden to leave the island. (From the bs01 wiki)When you said antijoke I don't think you meant bad joke.I'd like to apologise if the wording of that joke was bad. What I meant was, "remind him that his is one of the only cultures in the MU to practise such rampant misandry." That's why I said, "could" be a thing in his society. Anyway, that aside... What do Ga-matoan fishers say to each other when they meet at sea?Nothing. They just wave. Edited September 21, 2015 by The Editor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Antijoke alert.How do you make a male Vortixx real angry? Remind him that equal gender rights could actually be a thing in his society. Uh...about that:The Vortixx species is mainly ruled by females, while the males are assigned to work the more dangerous jobs, and forbidden to leave the island.(From the bs01 wiki)When you said antijoke I don't think you meant bad joke.I'd like to apologise if the wording of that joke was bad. What I meant was, "remind him that his is one of the only cultures in the MU to practise such rampant misandry." That's why I said, "could" be a thing in his society. Anyway, that aside... What do Ga-matoan fishers say to each other when they meet at sea?Nothing. They just wave. Okay that makes more sense. It was a mistake on my part, sorry for misreading your joke. I can be an idiot at times, so sorry about that. No hard feelings? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Okay that makes more sense. It was a mistake on my part, sorry for misreading your joke. I can be an idiot at times, so sorry about that. No hard feelings? Ah, don't degrade yourself on my account! I shouldn't have been so snappy. No hard feelings, just squishy ones. :^) Anywho. How many Ko-matoran does it take to change a lightstone? Five. One to carve a thesis on the most efficient way to do it, three to proofread the carving, and one to keep Ehrye away while the rest are fixing it. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Why were the Bahrag late to their meeting? They didn't get their Wake-up Kal. Edited September 23, 2015 by Gunhaver 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Why were the Bahrag late to their meeting? They didn't get their Wake-up Kal."Cahdok! It's 9:38! I thought we were supposed to get a wake-up Kal at 7:00!""We were, but he was busy with other things. I guess he thought that his duty to us wasn't important!""That Nuhvok-Kal! I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation!""Actually, it was Tahnok-Kal's job.""Shocker." 15 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Why were the Bahrag late to their meeting? They didn't get their Wake-up Kal."Cahdok! It's 9:38! I thought we were supposed to get a wake-up Kal at 7:00!""We were, but he was busy with other things. I guess he thought that his duty to us wasn't important!""That Nuhvok-Kal! I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation!""Actually, it was Tahnok-Kal's job.""Shocker." "We should've gotten Gahlok-Kal to help us! It wouldn't have gotten us into this sticky situation!""Next time, I'm just going to set the Kohrak-Kal clock!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "I would have set that Kal, but I Cahdok find him." 2 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Why were the Bahrag late to their meeting? They didn't get their Wake-up Kal."Cahdok! It's 9:38! I thought we were supposed to get a wake-up Kal at 7:00!""We were, but he was busy with other things. I guess he thought that his duty to us wasn't important!""That Nuhvok-Kal! I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation!""Actually, it was Tahnok-Kal's job.""Shocker." "We should've gotten Gahlok-Kal to help us! It wouldn't have gotten us into this sticky situation!""Next time, I'm just going to set the Kohrak-Kal clock!" "Kohrak-Kal? Are you nuts? Lehvak-Kal is a far better choice.""Oh, please. He's so caustic, he'll certainly violently react to something as basic as these instructions." Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) What did the Toa of Water say when Bruce, the martial artist, pushed her into the water?"Ga! Lee!"I want karate Gali now. Gali stars in: Enter the Kanohi Dragon. Gali stars in: Enter the Kardas Dragon Crouching Muaka, Hidden Kardas. directed by Ga Lee. ------------------------ Toa Groucho:"One morning I shot a Kikanalo in my armor. How he got in my armor, I don't know." Which reminds me... While the Toa Nuva were traveling through the desert, Pohatu accidentally stubbed his toe on a spiky green plant.Lewa asked "Pohatu, why did you Kikanalo?" Edited September 25, 2015 by Cheesy Mac n Cheese 1 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Why were the Bahrag late to their meeting? They didn't get their Wake-up Kal."Cahdok! It's 9:38! I thought we were supposed to get a wake-up Kal at 7:00!""We were, but he was busy with other things. I guess he thought that his duty to us wasn't important!""That Nuhvok-Kal! I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation!""Actually, it was Tahnok-Kal's job.""Shocker." "We should've gotten Gahlok-Kal to help us! It wouldn't have gotten us into this sticky situation!""Next time, I'm just going to set the Kohrak-Kal clock!" "Kohrak-Kal? Are you nuts? Lehvak-Kal is a far better choice.""Oh, please. He's so caustic, he'll certainly violently react to something as basic as these instructions." "Lehvak-Kal? Really? He sucks at his job!" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Why were the Bahrag late to their meeting? They didn't get their Wake-up Kal."Cahdok! It's 9:38! I thought we were supposed to get a wake-up Kal at 7:00!""We were, but he was busy with other things. I guess he thought that his duty to us wasn't important!""That Nuhvok-Kal! I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation!""Actually, it was Tahnok-Kal's job.""Shocker." "We should've gotten Gahlok-Kal to help us! It wouldn't have gotten us into this sticky situation!""Next time, I'm just going to set the Kohrak-Kal clock!" "Kohrak-Kal? Are you nuts? Lehvak-Kal is a far better choice.""Oh, please. He's so caustic, he'll certainly violently react to something as basic as these instructions." "Lehvak-Kal? Really? He sucks at his job!" Whoops, I got Lehvak and Lehvak-Kal mixed up. My joke works if you replace vacuum with acid. Edited September 26, 2015 by Jacquestodian Vanson Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 We need rahkshi jokes now. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Vorahk, stop raiding the fridge every five minutes! Being a hunger Rahkshi is no excuse! Edited September 26, 2015 by Bonkle 1 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I heard Rahkshi puns really rahk. That was barely clever 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Turahk, stop scaring the children. Be nice. 1 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 The real cause of the Shattering: 1000 Panrahk. And 941 of them got hurt. 1 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When I showed my brother Slicer's gear function, it became known as a "spooky jig." Now every time he's around, Slicer becomes a spooky dancing skeleton. I'm not sorry. Twenty one up-votes? I guess this is my legacy now. :v 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxtravis Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Jaller: So Hewkii, what happened with you and Macku?Hewkii: Greg got angry about Macku's business in "SHIPs"... 1 Quote All aboard the hype train! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 What did the LEGO designer say when he finished designing the 2010 sets?"I'm seeing Stars." I bet no one can make a joke out of the Rahkshi of Heat Vision. Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Lerahk: "Hey, Panrahk, why does that Rahkshi of heat vision think everyone he sees is insanely hot?"Panrahk: "He's got heat vision, Lerahk." 4 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Okay, the only major Rahkshi left are Guurahk and Kurahk. Any takers? Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunziotocci Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Okay, the only major Rahkshi left are Guurahk and Kurahk. Any takers?I'll bite, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Okay, the only major Rahkshi left are Guurahk and Kurahk. Any takers?I'll bite, why? Sorry, that wasn't a joke, I was just mentioning that they're the only major Rahkshi this thread hasn't made a joke about. But I'll try: Why can't you trust a Guurahk to give you good advice? Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 Why can't you trust a Guurahk to give you good advice?Because Rahkshi are inherently evil. 1 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Lalonde Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Why can't you trust a Guurahk to give you good advice?Because Rahkshi are inherently evil. Neutral-Evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa? He was good at making protective firewalls! Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get it 3 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 What is a De-Matoran's favorite piece of music? 4'33" by John Cage. 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 What is a De-Matoran's favorite piece of music? 4'33" by John Cage.JOOOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 What is a De-Matoran's favorite piece of music? 4'33" by John Cage.JOOOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ಠ_ಠ 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 What is a De-Matoran's favorite piece of music? 4'33" by John Cage.JOOOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ಠ_ಠ *trumpet* Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) Spam is bad for your health. Let's get back on topic with this joke: I liek Onu-Matoran. Oops, guess I made a Taipu. Edited October 4, 2015 by Bonkle 5 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Why can't you trust a Guurahk to give you good advice?Because Rahkshi are inherently evil. No. Moral Disintegration. *dodges tomatoes* What's the name of the movie about a dozen Kurahk? 1 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 What's the name of the movie about a dozen Kurahk?The 12 Angers? Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Angry Kurahks? Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) I was going for 12 Angry Rahkshi. Vahki jokes, anyone? What do you call a Vahki made of wooden planks? Edited October 4, 2015 by Cheesy Mac n Cheese Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Did you hear about the De-Matoran who loved music puns? His friends couldn't Handel his musical witticisms, so they told the treblemaker to give it a rest. 1 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 6, 2015 Author Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why was Matoro always put at the forefront of the Inika, even though Jaller was the leader? He's easily Identifiable. 2 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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