ChaosMarin Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I will protect my Nokama! Quote OPEN WORLD 3D GAME SET ON SPHERUS MAGNA AFTER THE END OF G1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 What is a Rock Agori's favorite literary character? Atakus Finch. Alright, the pronunciation is a bit of a stretch. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted January 25, 2016 Author Share Posted January 25, 2016 What is a Rock Agori's favorite literary character? Atakus Finch. Alright, the pronunciation is a bit of a stretch.Yeah, he was my favorite character in To Kill a Gukko as well. 5 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 What's a Po-Matoran's favourite band?Cold Chisel. Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted February 15, 2016 Author Share Posted February 15, 2016 Why was the Kanohi Hau on a lot of promotional material? It was the maskot of the series. 5 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 What do you call a Toa of Light that likes Mexican food? Taconuva. 6 Quote 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxtravis Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Not exactly a joke; but I work at an ice cream factory. Last night I dumped a lot of lime green colored mint ice cream down the drain. As it melted, I reliezed that maybe Lego accidentally mixed this ice cream into all of its lime green parts from 2008-2010. It would explain a lot 6 Quote All aboard the hype train! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlexander Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 It's times like this when I realize how much of a nerd I am. I got a thousand problems but a girl ain't 941. 4 Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 How did Teridax capture the Toa Hagah so well? They didn't Kualsee it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HewkiiXMacku Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 (edited) What is the best seafood in Mahdi Nui? Kalmah-ri. Hahli: Woah! Matoro! You're a ghost!Matoro: Iden know I could do that! Tahu: Wow, Takanuva, you're an Av-Matoran?Takanuva: Oh, yeah, that is Avohkii-ng some old memories!(okay, that one is just bad.) Edited April 16, 2016 by ToaPoraku 2 Quote Never use LEGO and Megabloks in the same build - Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Ekimu: Pohatu, you must find Ketar. Pohatu: Okay. Some time later, Pohatu: I got the guitar that you wanted. Ekimu: No, not guitar! Ketar. He looks like a scorpion, not a guitar. Pohatu: Oh, but aw, man! I hate scorpions! Get it, because it's the similar sounding between two names? Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) Ekimu: Pohatu, you must find Ketar. Pohatu: Okay. Some time later, Pohatu: I got the guitar that you wanted. Ekimu: No, not guitar! Ketar. He looks like a scorpion, not a guitar. Pohatu: Oh, but aw, man! I hate scorpions! Couple days later. Pohatu: Hey Ekimu come see my creature.Ekimu: I'm glade you found your....What is that thing your holding?Pohatu: I found a keytar.(plays a generic 70's song)Ekimu:I'm going to hurt you Edited April 17, 2016 by ToaTimeLord 6 Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) Sanso: See ya this evening, Kongu.Kongu: I thought we were training Tamaru! What you didn't see in LOMNTeridax: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DUME!Vakama: :facepalm: Deleted Scene of Turaga Dume in Web of Shadows:The Colosseum is filthy.Dume: Ughh...wish I still had my Vakhiuum cleaner. Edited April 19, 2016 by Erasmus Graves 4 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 When Turaga Matau was missing, Kongu took over Le-Wahi and styled himself as King Kongu, 8th Wonder of the Wahi. 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 (edited) Whenua guys gonna stop making these jokes? What's a Ko-Matoran's favorite candy?Nujubes. What did Darth Vader say to Nuparu after he removed his Kadin?I find your lack of face disturbing. Back in 2001, what did Makuta say to the Turaga after making one of his Muaka abduct several villagers?Cat got your Tohunga? Edited April 29, 2016 by Cheesy Mac n Cheese Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Does Takua ever feel light-headed while using the Avohkii? 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted May 2, 2016 Author Share Posted May 2, 2016 Six Toa Mahri walk into a bar. Five walk out. 7 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Gali: "Moomoo!"Lewa: "Why are you saying that?"Gali: "It's only appropriate, my mask is called the Kaukau after all!" Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodyNoes Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 What do you call a rahkshi that is also a rapper?Turac. (Sorry, that's terrible. I just realise they sounded similar one day.) Quote this is my signature(you know, just in case you didn't know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 What's an Onu-Matoran's least favorite food? Ussal sprouts! *dodges tomatoes while yelling "I'm sorry!"* Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HewkiiXMacku Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 What is Axonn's favorite travelling song? 'On the Rode Again...' 1 Quote Never use LEGO and Megabloks in the same build - Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 If the Rahkshi are the sons of Makuta, does that make Mata Nui their uncle? 2 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HewkiiXMacku Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 If the Rahkshi are the sons of Makuta, does that make Mata Nui their uncle? Makes me scared to see who the mom was... What is Brutaka's favorite song? 'Olmak Donald Had A Farm...' 2 Quote Never use LEGO and Megabloks in the same build - Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Lewa walks in to see Gali making a precarious tower of food. "What are you doing?" He asked.Gali replied: "I'm making a balanced breakfast!" Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Six Toa Mahri walk into a bar. Five walk out.You. I like you. 3 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Krika: "Do you know why we Makuta hate you Toa so much? It's because we could never be you!"Gali: "Well, that seems a bit... crast." 2 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Six Toa Mahri walk into a bar. Five walk out. You come into my house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Tahu: "Okay team, let's find our masks of power!" Gali: "Sure, water we waiting for?" 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 If the Rahkshi are the sons of Makuta, does that make Mata Nui their uncle? Makes me scared to see who the mom was... Rahkmomma? Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Why were the Bahrag late? They didn't get a wake up Kal. 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) What is Axonn's favorite travelling song? 'On the Rode Again...'I thought it was Down the Rode I Go --Which BIONICLE character did Arnold Schwarzenegger deny his latest set was? It's not a Tuma! --What did the members of the Order of Mata Nui call Axonn after he started living in Voya Nui? An axpatriate. Edited May 10, 2016 by Erasmus Graves Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 One Toa Mahri is a threat. Two Toa Mahri are a duo. Three Toa Mahri are a trio. Four Toa Mahri are a quartet. Five Toa Mahri are a funeral procession. 7 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahu3.0 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) Tahu turns into a Toa Mata again in 2010 Onua and the rest of the Nuva come and Onua says: WHAT DID YOU DO NOW WE CAN,T NEVER BE SOLD AS A TEAM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's why G2 has all of the original 6 Toa. Edited May 15, 2016 by Tahu3.0 Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Why was Krika scolded? It was way Crast his bedtime.Why were the Bahrag late? They didn't get a wake up Kal.Well, this seems familiar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Why was Krika scolded? It was way Crast his bedtime.Why were the Bahrag late? They didn't get a wake up Kal.Well, this seems familiar.Indeed http://www.bzpower.com/board/topic/19797-bionicle-humor-and-jokes/?p=997171 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxtravis Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 One Toa Mahri is a threat. Two Toa Mahri are a duo. Three Toa Mahri are a trio. Four Toa Mahri are a quartet. Five Toa Mahri are a funeral procession.Epic, just pure epic! Quote All aboard the hype train! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomreviewerbros Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 9 Quote Go check out our Youtube channel! We review BIONICLE and other LEGO related items! https://www.youtube.com/user/RandomReviewerBros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Jaton Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Tahu:Has anyone seen my elemental creature? Gali:Oh,it just Ikired to me that I saw him earlier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Why did the warlord get arrested? He didn't pay his Mantaxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I got ripped in 3 weeksI think you mean 13 years, you definitely meant 13 years. 1 Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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