Grungemeister Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Can Kapura surf? No, but Lhikan.What did Jaller say when the Skull Warrior tried to surf? "You Kolhii-head! You could've been lava-bones!" 6 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 "This is ridiculous. I didn't sign up for this" "Ridiculous. THIS. IS. OKOTO!" *Onua breaks bridge with Pohatu on it* 6 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 What is wrong with a De-Matoran band with guitars, drums, and ampilfiers? They have more rocks in their head than a Po-Matoran. 7 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 What do you call a fight between a Toa of Iron and a Toa of Gravity? Heavy metal. 17 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 My sister once said that the Vahi looks like a piece of cheese.I told her that no-one's ever tried to eat it because it'd be too time-consuming. 16 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 What about the in-story joke in Reign of Shadows? "Um, excuse me, villager," Vezon began."Tarduk!" the villager shouted back at him. Vezon ducked, like he was told, but saw no sign of any tar flying through the air. It took him a moment that it wasn't "Tar, duck!" he had heard. 9 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 Ugh, Umbra. What's with that color scheme?! Did you get dressed in the darkest part of a shadow? 3 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuragaNuva Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Which species on Bara Magna had the worst handwriting? The Skrall. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) What did the Matoran police officer say to the civilians at the crime scene?"Move along, move along." What do Matoran informally call the Zadakh?The Po-Po. Edited September 4, 2015 by Toa Vanson 8 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 Something Something Return of the Jedi Lando Han blind Antroz Krika 1 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltyphoon Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 What did Nokama say to the matoran chef? "This fish is so Rau!" What's Hahli Mahri's favorite videogame? The Eldar scrolls! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Ice - 1987 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) How did makuta Miserix get his name again??Because he was miserable about the job he was given by mata nui before he accepted his makuta post. Edited September 4, 2015 by ---Kopaka Nuva--- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 "Hey Lewa. check it out! I just built all the 2007-2010 sets!" "Without breaking anything?" 15 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Nidhiki: Lhikan, the cables to the vat of Protodermis that was poured on this Ta-Matoran here were tampered with. This was murder. Lhikan: Looks like our victim *puts on sunglasses* couldn't handle the heat. CSI: Metru Nui. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 (edited) Nidhiki: Lhikan, the cables to the vat of Protodermis that was poured on this Ta-Matoran here were tampered with. This was murder. Lhikan: Looks like our victim *puts on sunglasses* couldn't handle the heat. CSI: Metru Nui.Yes please. Kulta: Hmm, what can we do to stop the Toa? Skull Slicer: It's simple. We kill the Batman. Bwahahaha! Edited September 5, 2015 by Bonkle 4 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonel Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 (edited) All these Toable puns. They're worse than Vo-Matoran shock therapy. I shouldn't have come to this topic; Angonce is bliss after all. Edited September 5, 2015 by The Hero Nuva Kaita Nui 4 Quote To all BIONICLE fanfiction writers - send me your work, I'd genuinely love to read it - especially canon compliant pieces. I'm always looking for more such material to read and to circulate with my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 What did the Toa of Water say when Bruce, the martial artist, pushed her into the water?"Ga! Lee!" 5 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 What did the Toa of Water say when Bruce, the martial artist, pushed her into the water?"Ga! Lee!"I want karate Gali now. 6 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 What did the Toa of Water say when Bruce, the martial artist, pushed her into the water?"Ga! Lee!"I want karate Gali now. Gali stars in: Enter the Kanohi Dragon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 What did the Toa of Water say when Bruce, the martial artist, pushed her into the water?"Ga! Lee!"I want karate Gali now. Gali stars in: Enter the Kanohi Dragon. Gali stars in: Enter the Kardas Dragon 3 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagiAshley Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 think you'd only get this one if you like panty and stocking but really niche for a joke/pun i guess but whatever i chuckled when i thought of it 1 Quote ~ diabolical ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 8, 2015 Author Share Posted September 8, 2015 *A guy born on November 16 beats Pohatu up* "I. hate. Scorpios." 11 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Hewkii: Oh my god, Nuparu, I can't control the Garai anymore! We're all going to be crushed to death. Nuparu: Just take it off! Hewkii: You don't understand the gravity of the situation. Gravity Hurts! Nuparu: *sigh* 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSurge9411 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Hewkii: Oh my god, Nuparu, I can't control the Garai anymore! We're all going to be crushed to death. Nuparu: Just take it off! Hewkii: You don't understand the gravity of the situation. Gravity Hurts! Nuparu: *sigh*A double pun? Really?! Edited September 10, 2015 by MarkSurge9411 Quote [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granberia Doragoon Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Muaka finds moving red dot. Muaka can't catch red dot. Lewa laughs wile watching muaka. Less plays with laser pointer more 2 Quote The Duke is AWESOME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 What did Nokama say to the matoran chef? "This fish is so Rau!" What's Hahli Mahri's favorite videogame? The Eldar scrolls!This fish is so Rau, it's still speaking Rahi! 4 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) What do Matoran informally call the Zadakh?The Po-Po. THISAlso. What did the vampiric squid say to the irate Barraki? You'd better Kalmah down! Anyway, someone ordered an anti-joke, so I tried: A Makuta, a Maxilos, and a Bohrok walk into a bar. They walk out again because none of them can drink. And lastly: What did Vhisola say after joining Reddit? "Yay! I finally have Nokama!" (no karma! Geddit!)(um)(bye) Edited September 14, 2015 by The Editor 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip Wiseman Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 These puns are really Kraahkan me up.I'm surprised no-one's Rode a book on them yet.It would be a Mirucle if I could find Ackar to hitch a ride home in, Onewat would be difficult though. 4 Quote -L- to the -K- Sometimes, I look at my desk, and think, "What am I doing with my life?" ... Then, I go back to my videogames. I used to be known as 'Gresh's Thornax...Ouchy!!!', before I realised what a silly name it was. Other previous names include Lihkan435 and Chip Biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 think you'd only get this one if you like panty and stocking but really niche for a joke/pun i guess but whatever i chuckled when i thought of itI've seen one episode of this. What's the joke? Does it have something to do with Great/Noble? Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 If you tell a good enough joke to a Vo-Matoran, she'll laugh 'til it hertz. 10 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 What does a Ta-Matoran experience when travelling into Vo-Matoran lands? Culture Shock. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 This is my favorite Bionicle. 5 Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 17, 2015 Author Share Posted September 17, 2015 This is my favorite Bionicle.Rick Astley is the real 7th Toa. 4 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSurge9411 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 This is my favorite Bionicle.You sonova..... 3 Quote [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 This is my favorite Bionicle.Rick Astley is the real 7th Toa. Vorick Astliki 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 What did Robert Plant say to Axonn when he was trying to choose a mask? "There's still time to change the Rode you're on!" 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 How was Ehlek chosen as the leader of his horde of eels? Oh, it's simple. He got Ehlekted. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 20, 2015 Author Share Posted September 20, 2015 What is the theme song of the island of Karzhani? "Island of Misfit Toys" it's an island.... and they're misfits.... 2 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Pohatu: Gah! All these sheep Rahi keep getting stuck to me! Lewa: Must be your... animal magnetism. 1 Quote 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) Antijoke alert. How do you make a male Vortixx real angry? Remind him that equal gender rights could actually be a thing in his society. Edited September 20, 2015 by The Editor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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