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Since no one else seems interested, I'll answer it myself:

 

What do you call a Vahki made of wooden planks?

 

Boardakh.

 

New one:

A Po-Matoran was visiting Ta-Metru with his collection of old rocks. Suddenly, an outlaw Ta-Matoran rushed by, pursued by some red Vahki. One of the Vahki stepped on and crushed one of his old rocks. The impact was so great, it broke the Vahki's foot and disabled it. The Vahki fell to the ground. A passerby asked the Po-Matoran what happened.

 

The Po-Matoran said "I lost an old rock, but I got a Nuurakh."

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My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock.

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Since no one else seems interested, I'll answer it myself:

 

What do you call a Vahki made of wooden planks?

The Po-Matoran said "I lost an old rock, but I got a Nuurakh."

I went to Ta-Metru and all I got was this lousy Nuurahk.

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Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter.

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Okay, the only major Rahkshi left are Guurahk and Kurahk. Any takers?

I'll bite, why?

 

 

Sorry, that wasn't a joke, I was just mentioning that they're the only major Rahkshi this thread hasn't made a joke about.

 

But I'll try:

 

Why can't you trust a Guurahk to give you good advice?

 

 

Well, this is embarrassing. Also, it looks like someone else already answered your joke so, I shall try my hand at Bionicle humor:

 

Hey I just Metru, and this is Kohli,

but here's my Nuju, So Gali maybe?

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What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found?

 

Rode Island. 

What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth?

 

The Colossus of Rodes.

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What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found?

 

Rode Island. 

What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth?

 

The Colossus of Rodes.

 

What do you call a toa who never lies?

 

A Rodesian.


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Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa?

 

He was good at making protective firewalls!

 

Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get it

I hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan.

 

Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better.

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Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa?

 

He was good at making protective firewalls!

 

Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get it

I hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan.

 

Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better.

 

Eh, come on. Lhikan's programs use a slow interface. It's almost like it's 1,000 years old!

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Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa?

 

He was good at making protective firewalls!

 

Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get it

I hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan.

 

Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better.

 

Eh, come on. Lhikan's programs use a slow interface. It's almost like it's 1,000 years old!

 

Use redstarreboot.exe for 4X Lhikan program capacity!*

 

*commercial brought to you by Makooti the Bionic Man. Please Kestora responsibly. 

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Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa?

 

He was good at making protective firewalls!

 

Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get it

I hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan.

 

Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better.

 

Eh, come on. Lhikan's programs use a slow interface. It's almost like it's 1,000 years old!

 

Use redstarreboot.exe for 4X Lhikan program capacity!*

 

*commercial brought to you by Makooti the Bionic Man. Please Kestora responsibly. 

 

 

I don't know, most of Lhikan's programming techniques are... dead wrong now.

 

*cries quietly because joke*


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What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found?

 

Rode Island. 

What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth?

 

The Colossus of Rodes.

 

What do you call a toa who never lies?

 

A Rodesian.

 

"Rodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rodes!" 

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Hau many bad puns are you going to run across in this? Well, here's mine:

 

Nokama started a collection of Kakamas, and also made the Nokamakakama. Now if she was able to double the mask power of it, she would get the Nokamakakamakakama. And if Vakama liked the idea and made his own, then forged the two together, you would get the VakamakakamakakamaNokamakakamakakama.

 

Now that's a lot of Ks, but it gets worse. Trinuma and Onua find Brutaka, Matoro, Orkham, and Makuta, and they all join, making the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuama. And if that wasn't enough, Kopaka, Takua, Onewa and Whenua come along! Giving us the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuaonewhenuakopakatakuakama.

 

That is all.

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What do you get when you cross a Ga-Matoran, a Ta-Matoran, a lump of antidermis and the Karda Nui swamp?

 

Macku-Ta.

 

And the swamp? Ah, that's where I always get stuck...

 

 

 

Someone give me a job... [:P]

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Wait.

 

Are those Krana Yo?

 

Oh my god.

 

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

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Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter.

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Hau many bad puns are you going to run across in this? Well, here's mine:

 

Nokama started a collection of Kakamas, and also made the Nokamakakama. Now if she was able to double the mask power of it, she would get the Nokamakakamakakama. And if Vakama liked the idea and made his own, then forged the two together, you would get the VakamakakamakakamaNokamakakamakakama.

 

Now that's a lot of Ks, but it gets worse. Trinuma and Onua find Brutaka, Matoro, Orkham, and Makuta, and they all join, making the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuama. And if that wasn't enough, Kopaka, Takua, Onewa and Whenua come along! Giving us the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuaonewhenuakopakatakuakama.

 

That is all.

Matau likes Haus. He made the Matauhau. He accidentally stuck his Hau with a Kaukau and made the Matauhaukaukau. If he doubled it, it'd be the Matauhaukaukauhaukaukau. It's Matau's Hau/Kaukau. I ask you, Hau?

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The "Christmas Brick"

 

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What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found?

 

Rode Island. 

What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth?

 

The Colossus of Rodes.

 

What do you call a jazzy keyboard made of Masks of Truth?

 

A Fender Rodes.

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Kongu: " I didn't get the Mask of Flight? You gotta be Kadin me!


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Knock knock

"Who's there?"

"Half"

"Half Who?"

"No! Not Hafu! I am Taipu! Why does everyone think I am Hafu, and he is me? We are not even from the same village!"

 

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

*PUKE*

"Puke who?"

"..."

"Takua! Your stupid crab's been sick on the doormat again! Come back here!"

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Are you Tryna make me laugh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.


What do you call a Vahki who is tired of his job?

A Boredakh

 

Which Rahkshi is the best in the kitchen?

Panrahk.

 

And now for a dark one: What do you call the extermination of Bohrok?

A Kal.

 

What do baby Rahkshi say?

Goo-rahk.

 

Scene: The Red Star:

Kojol: Good death, brother?

Icarax: Yeah, it was a real blast.

 

What do you call it when a toa of fire who betrayed his team gets his just desserts?

Va-karma. 

 

What do you call the trousers Makuta likes to wear when he's relaxing?

His Trekkidax


Just for you who don't know, in Australia we have a slang term for track pants: Trackie Dacks! :)

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"Mutiny, Booty and Entropy"  - The Three Vices of the Frostelus

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What's Hahli Mahri's favorite videogame?

 

The Eldar scrolls!

More like The Legend of Elda.

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What song is sung in the Bionicle Lion King?

 

Huna Matatu.

 

 

 

And now for holiday product advertising by the bohrok:

 

By it all,it must be bought.All merchandise must be sold.

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I am not sure if this joke is okay, but I am going to say it:

 

What Barraki is a villain in a movie called The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 2014?

Answer: Ehlek-tro

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I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory!:)

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The Matoran grammar teacher said to her student, 

"This sentence is wrong, there should be Nokama there." 

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Tahu did a totally awesome backflip while kicking two rahkshi simultaneously in the face. Lewa shook his head. He said, "Hau did you do that?"

 

What is Brutaka's favourite song?

OlmakDonald had a farm!

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"Mutiny, Booty and Entropy"  - The Three Vices of the Frostelus

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tahu , Hau did you do that ?

 

I need to buy Ackar

 

Oh Kadin

 

Yo , ga-matoran : you Tryna put on this mask of life for me real quick ? k thx

 

Akaku doodle doo

 

the Gresh is always greener on the other side of the fence

 

Degreshi

 

Iden even know

 

Kualsi see you later , alright . I'll  see you in He-

 

yeah , they Metus down town

 

you're dumed

 

solek me get this straight ...

 

CCBS (sorry)

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"I gave up a millennium ago; they're just far too simple minded. It's as if they actually require a soul of immoral energy to guide them. They only listen to their false idols and these so called 'geniuses' who claim to have a more complex understanding of life, rather than a man who offers nothing but a chance for amelioration. Everyone's too distracted by the concept of 'freedom' that they forgot what the true purpose of life is.


 


But when you care too much... and rebuke... and rebuke... and rebuke... yet you fail to mend due to in denial fools, you give up. Give up and watch them crumble."


 


that's The Khan for ya.


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Le me, wanting to reference a kana. [:)]

 

Goes to Bionicle shelf. [:)]

 

Whole collection is soundly asleep. -_- ZZzz

 

Stupid me not thinking. [8P]

 

Picks up bohrok. ([])

 

Three hours later and still can't get to sleep because of the partying. -_-

 

Forgot that if you wake one, you wake them all. #EpicFacepalm

 

[:P]

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Since Christmas is coming, here's a joke:

 

What Bionicle character takes over a story where a mean abnormal guy is stealing things from people during Christmas time?

Answer: How the Skull Grinder Stole Masks!:) Get it?


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Could you say that Tahu and Gali have a pretty steamy relationship?

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How does a Metru Nui Le-Matoran express his disdain?

"Chute!"

 

How does the Ignika's guard stay dry?

An Umbra-lla.

 

What is a Ce-Matoran's favorite type of EDM?

Psytrance.

 

Why were Ce-Matoran first made?

Because the Great Beings got borde and decided to do a psience project.

 

Why was the Ice Glatorian so confident?

Because he had a winning Strakk.

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