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----Chapter One----

Time: 4:16 PM

Location: Po-Wahi, Mata Nui

------------Javan: Alright, let’s do this.Shorn: Wait, you mean now?Javan: Yes, I mean now. We pick a random, isolated hut on Mata Nui, we storm in, we grab the Kolhii stones, we grab the lavaboard, we grab whatever we can get our hands on. That’s the deal. That’s what we do.Shorn: Okay, okay, I got it.Javan: We go in on go, okay? One, two…Shorn: Wait, do we go on three or do we go on go?Javan: We go in on go. That’s what people usually mean when you say “we go in on go”. It’s one, two, three, and then go.Shorn: Yes, but when you say “one, two, three” it’s sort of implied that you actually want to start on “three”. If you want to go on “go”, then you should have said “ready, set, go”, because that’s already associated—Javan: Will you just Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 shut up? We go on go, alright? Is that so hard to do? Just live with it. Okay, so one, two—Shorn: Wait, wait. Let me load my gun.Javan: Oh, for—this is a robbery! A Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 robbery! How did the thought no cross your head that “Oh, we're probably going to hold someone up at gunpoint! Maybe I should take the time to at least load my mother Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 gun!!!”.Shorn: Look, at least I remembered, okay? At least I didn’t hold up someone at gunpoint without the gun loaded, like someone I could—Javan: Alright, we’re actually going in now, okay? Okay. For reals. We are going to do this, okay? Okay. One, two—Shorn: Wait, look!Javan: You have got to be kidding me.Shorn: Look at that shadow!Javan: Who the frick cares about a mother What part about Do NOT bypass the word filter is so hard to grasp? Is it the NOT part? Do the bold and capital letters just not do it for you? -B6 shadow? Maybe you’ve just never thought of this before, but just about every single solid thing on this entire planet has a shadow.Shorn: But this one moved. It’s alive.Javan: No, your brain was probably just entertaining itself by tricking your eyes because it hasn’t been used in so long, you I can't believe I actually have to sit down and do this -B6 moron.Shorn: No, really. It moved. Right there, man. It moved.Javan: Just shut it and load your gunoh my Mata Nui you’re right.Shorn: Is someone behind us?Javan: How am I supposed to know?Shorn: Turn around and look!Javan: You turn around and look!Shorn: Yeah, and what if he overheard what we’re going to do? I’m not turning around and letting him get a good look at me just so he can identify me later!Javan: Oh, so you’ll let me get caught. I appreciate that so much. Really, I have better things to do with my life -B6 backstabber.Shorn: Just turn around!Javan: Look, we’ll fight for it, okay? Rock paper scissors.Shorn: Alright, fine, fine. I’ll do it.Javan: Okay. One, two—Shorn: Wait, on go or on three?Javan: Will you just This is ridiculous -B6 do it?Shorn: Okay, okay. One, two, THREE!Javan: Aw, for—two out of three.Shorn: No way, man. You lost!Javan: Two out of three!Shorn: Fine, fine. Again. One, two, THREE!Javan: Ha! Dragon beats scissors!Shorn: What? That’s paper! You have your palm flat out! That’s paper!Javan: No, when you have your thumb down, its paper. When you have it up, it’s dragon.Shorn: There is no dragon! The title clearly says, “Rock, Paper, Scissors”!Javan: It doesn’t say “Rock, Paper, Scissors, No Dragon”! It's totally legit, man.Shorn: You know, while we’re wasting all this time, that guy behind us could be up to someth—

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Time: ???

Location: ???

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Shorn: …ugh…Javan: …what the…Shorn: …my head…Javan: Where are we? What…what happened?Shorn: Look, up there. There’s a sign. It’s…it’s in shorthand.Javan: It’s…where…Shorn: What? Where are we?Javan: I don’t know. I’ve never heard of this place before.Shorn: What does it say? What does the sign say?Javan: It…what…where the Okay, screw you. I'm playing Skyrim. -B6 is Las Vegas?

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(Shh, you're gonna ruin it for everybody else! :P)I know B6 had nothing to actually do with this. I'm saying, that if he actually did, he should've just removed the whole post.

That's what I was thinking. Still, if I hadn't read your post I probably would've thought this was legit. :P I loved that last part. Okay, screw you. I'm playing Halo. -B6 Freaking hilarious. :lol:
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Guys, B6 isn't really editing!

He isn't?Kahi, I want you to ignore my last post. I now want you to get up, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and tell your self "I'm a comdeic genius."Because you are.MTL Edited by ManiacToaLaco
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Wow. This... This made me laugh.It's a very clever concept, making fun of what we all know happens if we use bad language, such as Don't even think about it. - Not B6..Ahem.Hilarious.P.S. Just so it's clear with everyone, B6 did not edit my post in any way.Just putting that out there.

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Okay, this is really Am I going to regret not closing this topic? -B6 hilarious. I haven't set foot in the comedy section since the forums came back, but this definitely looks like one to watch. Coming up with things for B6 to say seems like it might get tedious after awhile, but from what you've accomplished here it looks like that shouldn't be much trouble.

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Hilarious. :lol:I loved the part at the end.At first, I thought the

...load my mother Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 gun!!!”.

part was B6 saying "load my mother Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6", but then I read it again and I realized the truth.--:ruru:

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Hah, this is a great and interesting idea. The story was meh, but the B6 edits more than made up for it. I haven't laughed so hard at something in a while!

 

Also, the title and tags were very cleverly done. You'll definitely get a lot of curious people clicking on the topic to see if it really WAS edited by mods that way...nicely done!

 

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Honestly Kahi, I'm going to read this more. Maybe share it with friends. It's You have got to be kidding me -B6 hilarious!I can't stop laughing! I can hardly stop to breathe! I swear I'm banning every last one of you -B6 you!

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As much as I've seen this play on B6's edits used among us, it still made me laugh, especially when it was put into a story like this. That was It's times like this when I wish Bionicle Rex were still around to do this stuff... -B6 awesome! :biggrin:newbzp_editedposticon.png Edited by Black Six, Nov 30 2011, - 10:43 PM

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Guys, seriously? Why are you turning Black Six's edits into a Do NOT bypass the word filter. -B6 meme in this topic? Calm, down guys.Anyways, can't wait for the next chapter, Kahi.newbzp_editedposticon.png Edited by Black Six, Dec 1 2011, - 2:56 PM

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lol B6 actually edited that one!I meant the post above.considering after I read this, an then he actually does something, makes it hilarious!

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This is You know, you're going to run out of swear words EVENTUALLY!-B6 hilarious! Although, to be honest, I didn't actually read most of it, my eyes just skimmed over to the parts in bold. Keep up the good work, you I swear to heaven, I'm going to BAN you all!!-B6 genius!

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It took me two read throughs to get that wasn't really B6. I had my doubts when cause I knew it was you, but it was the last thing about Skyrim that sold it.Wait, did I see the word "moron"? How did that get through? These new forums!J-K out.

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I must agree with everyone else; this was totally justified by the B6 edits. You, good sir, are a comedian alright. Sadly that was a oneshot thing, so you'll have to think of something else next time, as even a meme like that gets old after a while.

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Wouldn't it be cool if Black Six himself posts, and the "Do NOT bypass the word filter" meme to his own post? :D It'd be cool if he played along.

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Wouldn't it be cool if Black Six himself posts, and the "Do NOT bypass the word filter" meme to his own post? :biggrin: It'd be cool if he played along.

That would be so [Fine, Gata. Happy now?] cool. And yeah, I got kind of carried away here. Edited by Chaos Makuta: Dralcax

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Wouldn't it be cool if Black Six himself posts, and the "Do NOT bypass the word filter" meme to his own post? :biggrin: It'd be cool if he played along.

We have enough Do NOT bypass the word filter - B6 memes on this site. :P

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Well, we aren't necessarily impersonating him, we're merely putting a humorous spin on what he might say. It's not like we're changing our names to -Black Six- and pretending to be him. But oh well, I changed my post anyway.

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Well, we aren't necessarily impersonating him, we're merely putting a humorous spin on what he might say. It's not like we're changing our names to -Black Six- and pretending to be him. But oh well, I changed my post anyway.
But it´s not okay at the point where you are fooling people into believing a person said something which they did not. To be honest, I feel for Tavakai´s and TI´s posts before looking closely. :PAnd to avoid any misunderstandings, this is not about making me happy, you know. ;)~Gata. ;) Edited by Gatanui

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There's some formatting errors with the edit notification, but do you want me to remove it? Edited by Tenebrae Invictus

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And to avoid any misunderstandings, this is not about making me happy, you know. ;)

Yeah, that part was kind of a joke.
I know. ;)
There's some formatting errors with the edit notification, but do you want me to remove it?
That wouldn´t be too bad.~Gata. ;)

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As much as I think the simple idea of censoring is funny, and as much as I agree with Gata and the rules, I have a question. Is it alright if they censor things with "generic administrator," "a random admin," "a fictional admin," or such instead of using "B6"? That isn't impersonating a specific user here, but I'm wondering if it's too risky.

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