moochfloatjr Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Chapter 1: Not-Avak, the mean rebelSomewhere, in a mystical land, there lives a group of six, a group called...THE PIRAKA!But that's completely unrelated to our story today. We focus on the relatively calm days in the lives of...THE REALLY-NOT-PIRAKA!They're not all that fierce, or evil! Danger isn't their middle name! They are so normal, it doesn't hur-Not-Zaktan: Narrator, you can stop now, we introduce ourselves.But I like my job!Not-Thok: And we like pizza. Just let us do this part.Fine.Not-Zaktan: Good narrator, have a cookie.Oh boy!Not-Zaktan: Anyway, let's get this straight, we're NOT the Piraka. Being the same species as them doesn't make us them.Not-Thok: Yeah. They fight all day, we watch anime and eat chips all day.Not-Zaktan: Exactly!Not-Thok: Not-Avak, order us some pizza.Charles: None of us are named after the Piraka!Not-Thok: Oh right, I forgot Not-Avak forgot to get his name legally changed.Charles: Seriously, naming yourselves the Really-Not-Piraka just made you more similar to the Piraka!Not-Zaktan: Or DID IT?Charles: Yeah, it did.Not-Zaktan: OR DIIIIIIID ITTTT?Charles: You guys are losing common sense by the second.Not-Thok: Or are we?Charles: I'm only ordering pizza so I can eat it all.Not-Thok: C'mon, Not-Avak, us Really-Not-Piraka have to stick together!Charles: Your name isn't Not-Thok, it's Marco!Not-Thok: Who is this Marco you speak of?Not-Zaktan: Yeah, we never had a Marco.Not-Vezok: Hey hey hey dudes, what's shakin'?Not-Zaktan: Not-Avak is rebelling again.Not-Vezok: Oh man, not cool, dawg.Not-Vezon: (wearing top hat and monocle while sipping tea) Golly good day, misters. What do we have here, a commotion?Not-Zaktan: Not-Avak is being a mean rebel and refusing to fall in order.Not-Vezon: Why sir, why be so laid-back? We must show that we are gentlemen to prove that we aren't the Piraka.Not-Zaktan: Well, becau-And thus, time for this chapter ran out! Will we find out why Not-Vezon is such a sophisticated man? Will Not-Avak really not share the pizza? Find out in the next exciting chapter of THE MISCHIEVOUS ADVENTURES OF THE REALLY-NOT-PIRAKA! Edited January 25, 2012 by moochfloatjr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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