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What if LEGO controled the world?


Toa Jaton

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What if the LEGO Company managed to become the primary world power and rule it?Besides hoping an equivalent of President Business doesn't come into power,what would you think or do?

 

For starters,it would be a great opportunity for the Bionicle fandom to get it's own country.Also, Everything is Awesome would be made into the world anthem.

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I know at least two things that you happen. One, there would be islands named after Mata Nui and Okoto, Because Bionicle fans would demand it. And two, anyone who mentioned the name 'Galidor' would be put in jail just for bringing that Lego line up. :P

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Er, what would LEGO want with it? But assuming it did become a world government, I imagine we'd see all sorts of crazy, self-aggrandizing government-projects. Classic Space colonies, in SPACE! Expeditions to Mars, to see what became of the funny, big-eyed guys. Journeys to the center of the earth, to collect energy crystals (just imagine the headlines: "A LANDSLIDE HAS OCCURRED")! Giant space-faring robots run by sapient nanotechnology! Time-travel! Robot-motorcycles as plague-fighters! Freezing the world (for cleanups and censuses, no doubt)!

Oh, and the military would look like something out of Napoleonic Europe. None of that cameo-hued modern stuff.

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My prediction is if that were to happen, the world will eventually turn into what LEGO Worlds is like, where everything is made of LEGO. Chances are it would spread to living things and turn humans into minifigures, animals into plastic versions of themselves, etc. Honestly, I don't think I'd be against that...

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