Ask Levahk-Kal!

[Dralcax]

In orbit somewhere…Levahk-Kal: Is this going to wind up another cliche Lehvak-Kal comedy?No, a cliche “Ask” comedy.LK: Oh, great. And why is my name abbreviated?In script comedies, all names two words or longer must be abbreviated with initials.LK: Fine. *boots up computer*Computer: Please update firmware. Disk can be purchased from Macrosoft from $3.14 USD.LK: I’M LUCKY I EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER UP HERE!Computer: Whatever. You have 27427638921948746289946432 new messages.LK: :blink:You have to delete the spam.LK: Fine, delete all spam.Computer: Ding! You have 0 new messages.LK: Then how am I supposed to run an Ask comedy?Computer: Bing! You have 1 new messages.

This message will self destruct.

LK: WHAT?!?!?!? :OMG:Computer: *explodes*LK: Well, we can’t end the comedy here, it’s not 300 words yet!Don’t blame me!LK: Well, use your author powers or something!I’m a Makuta, with 42 powers. Author powers would just be overpowered.LK: http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gifUmm… Just kidding? *Computer reassembles*LK: That’s better. Now give me a coherent question!Computer: You have 3 new messages.

What’s a coherent question?

LK:

Why are ponies so popular?

LK: *attempts to hide MLP coffee mugs, pencils, pens, action figures, inflatables, and other junk* No reason… http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif

Clean it all clean it all it must be cleaned all obstacles must be removed you are an obstacle remove yourself clean it all clean it all clean it all…

LK: I love that book! :biggrin:That’s because you’re a Bohrok, of course.LK: Exactly! :biggrin:You’re so bigheaded…LK: Blame Lego for that. Why do Bohrok have giant heads?Computer: You have 2 new messages.

Why do Bohrok have giant heads?

LK:

Almighty protecter of the sun and skyI beg of thee, please heed my cryTransform thyself from orb of light and grant me victory in this fightI beseech thee, grace our humble gameBut first I shall… Call out thy name!Winged Dragon of Ra!

LK: Look, it’s Mega Ultra Chicken! :lol:BZP moderator: No references to a certain inappropriate series on the site-which-should-not-be-named! *Pulls out giant banhammer*Ban! :evilgrin:LK: Seeing as it’s 358 words, it would be wise to… RUN!!!!!! :OMG:BZPM: I hereby ban thee! Proto drain! It’s Banhammer time! :headbonk:LK: :giveup:I am accepting new questions for Levahk-Kal, provided they are pie-related. Edited December 6, 2011 by Chaos Makuta: Dralcax