Who Ate All The Pies (G&T #2)

[Naota Takizawa]

I dodge your concrete pie & punch your face. Now that was rude of you to throw a deadly object at me.

 

Now, I make a regular vegetarian pie, but I secretly place a wedding ring in it & serve it.

[Erasmus Graves]

It is surprisingly good (still needs meat though) and I am enjoying it RIGHT UNTIL I CHOMP ON THE RING. The ######### thing catches in my molars, and causes me great annoyance and no small amount of pain until I can get it out.

I then proceed to give you what the orks call:

a right proppa 'ard kickin'!

and then compliment you on your skill at vegetarian cuisine.

 

Now, I make the Batman Pie, which goes running around in a costume at night and beats up criminals.

Edited April 28, 2016 by Erasmus Graves

[Naota Takizawa]

Well, I can't eat that.

 

I make a pie made from the meat of robins & serve it. 

[Specter Knight]

(Takes a bite) ... Tastes like chicken, unsurprisingly. How many robins did you catch to make this, out of curiosity?

 

I then serve up a Ravioli and tomato sauce pie in it's place.

[Naota Takizawa]

Ravioli, ravioli, what's in the pocketoli? Oh, more tomato sauce. Now this pie is perfect.

I now make a pie with mom's spaghetti & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

That is one good pie. I give it a seven out of ten.

 

I then serve a roasted turkey pie, topped with mashed potatoes and green beans.

[Naota Takizawa]

An underrated, but excellent pie flavor.

 

I make a beef, onion & gravy pie which I choose to serve.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Looks like beef is what really is up for dinner, even if its in pie form. I give it an eight out of ten.

 

I then present my Chicken Fried Chicken Pie to the crowd and await to see who will try it.

[Naota Takizawa]

I like this fried chicken pie.

 

Now, I make a Tofu pie & serve it.

[Specter Knight]

(Takes a bite) ...oh wait, I don't like tofu. (Flips the table)

 

I produce another table, with a jelly and ice cream pie on it.

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw your jelly pie in the bin. 

 

I make a pie made from jello & serve it. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I like jello. Thus, I like the pie. I give it a seven out of ten.

 

I then present my strawberry pie to everyone and await to see who will take the first slice of it.

[FrozenFlash]

Awesome pie, guy. The strawberries are quite juicy.

 

I make a chicken and beef pie and serve it.

[Naota Takizawa]

I like chicken & beef, but I think they should be separated & not mixed together in a single pie.

 

I make a chicken curry pie & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

It's not a bad pie, but its not my favorite so far. I give it a six out of ten.

 

I then present my Lemon Pie, which is topped with lemon slices, to the crowd to await to see who will try it.

[Naota Takizawa]

Ack! It's too sour! Don't make another pie like this ever again!

 

Now, I'll just make a pineapple pie & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'm not a huge fan of pineapples, so you can imagine that this particular pie isn't my favorite either. I give it a five out of ten.

 

I then present my pie made of waffles, eggs, and bacon and present it to the crowd.

[Naota Takizawa]

I like this breakfast pie.

 

I make a pie filled with maple syrup & throw it.

[FrozenFlash]

Hmm... needs more pancakes.

 

I make a salmon pie and chuck it at something.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I wipe the salmon pie off my face. Not the best way for this game to resume IMO, but I suppose there are also worse ways as well.

 

Speaking of resuming the game, I start this off by bringing out a pie made of Madu Fruit and present it to the now probably starving crowd.

[Naota Takizawa]

Madu fruit, now that's a classic flavor.

 

To celebrate the return of this game, I make a platinum pie, encrust it with diamonds & serve it on a golden plate. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I can't eat a pie containing those materials. I can sell it on Ebay for a huge profit though, so I do that instead.

 

I then present my Meatloaf Pie and put it on the table for people to enjoy.

[Naota Takizawa]

I'd prefer meatloaf in its... Loaf form.

 

I make a chicken & curry pie to serve.

[Wiriamu]

I am Artakha, and I use my teleportation powers to send your pie to India-nothing personal, I'm just not a spice fellow. All those years spent on a volcanic island kinda turns you off anything hot.

 

I bake a pumpkin pie in my forge, and teleport it to the next poster.

[Naota Takizawa]

I can taste some ash & iron from your forge. I will not eat that again.

 

Now, I bake a vomit pie in a proper oven & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'm not even going to touch that pie. It gets a zero out of ten IMO.

 

I then present a pie made of oranges and lay it out to be served.

[Naota Takizawa]

I just brushed my teeth. Oh well, I'll hand it back to you.

 

Now, I bake a hair pie & serve it.

[Erasmus Graves]

"Execrable flavour...awful consistancy...repulsive texture..." -- Angry food critic.

 

I then make a pie embodying Wall Street's excess -- lashings of brandy-soaked fruit and traceries of meat, fresh-beat cream, sugar-spun edible money and a little bit of hallucinogenic sauce on top.

[Naota Takizawa]

That hallucinogenic sauce was really bad for me. I'm not eating this.

 

I make a... Apple & Cabbage pie. I also serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I try it. It's not too bad, but its not one of my favorites. I give it a six out of ten.

 

I then present a baked potato pie and see who will try it.

[Naota Takizawa]

Needs more meat.

 

I maske a fish & potato pie & serve it.

[Erasmus Graves]

It's decent. 7.5 out of 10.

 

I fry up some bacon and melt some cheese and grill some chicken breast and slice some potatoes and seal them inside a beautifully light pastry and cook it. I then serve it.

[The Invisible Handman]

Great pie 10 oudda 10.

 

I gather the forsaken souls of those who died in the Bara Magna 's ancient wars, Trek Kroms tentacles, the foul meat of the eldritch monster that feeds off of dreams and the blasted crops spawned from the Elemental Lord of Jungle. With these ingredients I create the unfathomable Elder Pie, the most alien of pastries.

 

I set it on the counter in a nice pink tray and leave.

[Naota Takizawa]

No one should be allowed to eat a pie from the gods.

 

I take it away & throw it at the sky.

[The Invisible Handman]

Space tears and the skies shake as the Elder Pie sails off into the Cosmos, never to be seen by mortal eyes again.

 

I deliever four and twenty black birds baked in a  pie

Edited May 11, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I feed the pie to my cats. They love it.

 

I then present my pineapple pie and await to see who will try it first.

[The Invisible Handman]

I take a slice of the pie and take a moment to appreciate it''s delicious taste and lovely aroma.

 

Then I throw the rest of the pie at ...

[Naota Takizawa]

My helmet. It splatters all over my visor & you are under arrest.

 

I make a pinecone & apple pie, rename it "pine-Apple pie" & serve it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I like the apple part of the pie, but not the pinecone part. I give it a three out of ten.

 

I then present my Tomato Pie and await to see who will try it.

[Naota Takizawa]

I like tomatoes, but you need more substance to this pie.

 

I make a tomato & cheese pie to serve.