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It's Continue The Story's mighty sequel - but now, it's in space!

 

 

The rules here are simple.

 

1. Reply in the format presented below. Remember, it has to be in-story, and in-space.

2. Do not stop the story. It makes it harder to start the more it happens.

3. All BZP rules apply.

4 Have fun!

 

The reply system is a constant story. The only difference is that we're in space now, so don't forget. It runs like this:

 

Person #1: One day, Shia Labeouf was in the U.S.S. Enterprise under the command of Captain Picard. He decided to head to the bridge in an attempt to take control. Picking up a microphone...

 

Person #2: "I'm a real-life cannibal" Shia Labeouf shouted to the crew of the Enterprise. When absolutely nobody responded, he...

 

Person #1: Started a wild breakdance and everyone joined in. Suddenly, there was a...

 

Person #2: Break-in in the lower bay. It was John Cena, dreaded space pirate and sailor of the seven solar seas. The pirate unsheathed his sword and...

 

 

Etc., etc., and continues into infinity. Have fun! I'll start the first post to get it going.

 

 

 

 

One day, a man in a black sombrero was sent with a jar of candied pickles to the international space station, where they...

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"The Intergalactic Superbowl? Who said this Morgan Freeman likes sports?" He said, sounding like he is not the only one of his kind. He took it anyway, planning to sell it. When out walking around the space station looking to sell the ticket to someone, he would find someone worth selling to and the encounter would change his life. Morgan Freeman found...

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"About three dozen Shekels! Now let me get in here!" He responded, now desperate. Mr. Freeman looked pleased. He turned back around after the business transaction and saw...

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A machete! Freeman lunges at Freeman with his weapon and attempts to strike! Morgan then...

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An alien fetus, now fully grown, bursts our of Gordon's chest and plunges into Morgan's. Morgan, holding on for dear life, summons his most trusted ally named...

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  • 2 weeks later...

An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere! 

"You can't just start making up terrible new words!" whined Cagelien, already up to his waist in braided hoagie roll.

In desperation, the Cagelien... 

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Pulled a Sumiki and declared this topic closed!

But nobody besides the eight-foot engsmsploded sub sandwich wanted this topic closed, so everyone else...

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The Doctor.

After destroying the falsely-named Invincibility Robots, he opened his mouth to deliver this one-liner...

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Ripped a hole in the space-time continuum, producing OVER 9000 DANK MEMES.

The DANK MEMES began to take over the minds of the crew by...

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Ran through the floorboards and turned the ship sentient.  It was a sentient ship now.

For its first act of sentience, the sentient ship...

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