Wiriamu Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 (edited) So a comment made recently in The Pool of Protodermis inspired a train of thought: creating new Kanohi Masks by reversing the names of existing masks. These masks would also have opposite powers...which makes things interesting... Kanohi Uah, Mask of VulnerabilityThis mask leaves the wearer prone to any attacks that they are aware of; unseen attacks are about the same. Kanohi Ukaka, Mask of Impaired VisionMakes it more difficult for the wearer to see. Kanohi Urim, Mask of HeavinessMakes the wearer so heavy that only the strongest can still walk while it is activated. Kanohi Uakuak, Mask of Air-BreathingAllows beings who breathe water or anything other than air to breathe air-Ehlek might find it handy. Kanohi Amakak, Mask of SlownessWhen you just feel the need to take things easy. Kanohi Irakap, Mask of WeaknessIf you're looking to lose an arm-wrestling contest, this is the Kanohi for you. Kanohi Anuh, Mask of VisibilityEssentially turns you into a walking neon-tube. Kanohi Utatam, Mask of Random ThoughtThe Matatu lets you move objects with your mind; this mask causes your mind to be moved by objects down the most nonsensical thought paths imaginal. Kanohi Ikiham, Mask of ClarityMakes it easier for your enemies to see what you're trying to hide. Kanohi Uar, Mask of IncomprehensionSo this one is actually canon, but hey, I gave it a real Kanohi name! Kanohi Uamok, Mask of Self ControlAllows the user to direct their own thoughts and actions...which you would hope they could already do. Kanohi Urur, Mask of BlindnessThis won't help you see in the dark, or in the light. Kanohi Ika, Mask of CowardiceCombines the powers of Vulnerability, Slowness, and Weakness-and if that doesn't make you feel scared, the mask will do that for you too. Kanohi Aur, Mask of FoolishnessCombines the powers of Impaired Vision, Heaviness, and Air Breathing, which you'd have to be pretty dumb to use in tandem...oh wait... Kanohi Ihav, Mask of SpacePretty sweet to imagine space at your beck and call, right? Until you realize the strain of trying to maintain the order of stars, planets, and other stellar phenomena-that's a job you're definitely not qualified for. Kanohi Iikhova, Mask of DimnessKind of like the Mask of Light, in the way that a candle is kind of like a smart bulb. Kanohi Nakhaark, Mask of ShadesWorks kind of like sunglasses-won't turn things pitch black, but probably not best used at night or in a movie theater, even while the film is running. Mask of Dimness and ShadesBasically useless, as its powers cancel each other out. Kanohi Lirik, Mask of DegenerationMakes things fall apart. Kanohi Iukhep, Mask of EngorgementWhen you want to be small and unnoticeable, this mask makes you fat and ponderous. Mask of DisobedienceTurns the tamest Rahi into a savage homewrecker-good luck replacing your furniture. Kanohi Islauk, Mask of ConfinementForces you to stay in one spot. Mask of AnnoyanceYou know how you forget things you really didn't want to forget? This mask does that to everything. Mask of IrritationGives one of your powers to somebody else at random-the class slacker deserves to pass a test that you were totally ready for every once in a while, right? Mask of CompressionTakes your mass and compresses it into a little, immobile ball-helpful when your friends want to shoot hoops. Kanohi Akingi, Mask of DeathHandy if you want to kill a Great Spirit robot...and everything in it...but yourself... Kanohi Isilo, Mask of Certain PastsAllows you to view the past, exactly as it happened-it's like the movie version of a history textbook. Kanohi Edor, Mask of LiesMakes it seem like even the most honest person is lying, and can cause the wearer to miss what's right in front of their nose. Kanohi Kamlo, Mask of Dimensionless WindowsCreates...windows...that let you see...what you could see just by turning a certain direction... Kanohi Xilac, Mask of HateAs in, it hates you, and causes you to deliberately take actions that will cause you harm. Kanohi Nedi, Mask of BodyCauses your spirit to remain stuck in the mask while your body goes off and does who knows what under its own power. Kanohi Utelus, Mask of DensityMakes it harder for you to process your own thoughts, never mind reading someone else's. Kanohi Adle, Mask of MisdirectionGuaranteed to lead you away from you are seeking. Kanohi Konas, Mask of InaccuracyPerhaps unsurprisingly, looks like a Stormtrooper helmet. Kanohi Nidak, Mask of No AirtimeLike, seriously, you can't even jump. Kanohi Norhtra, Mask of DeafnessFar from giving you sonar, it makes it harder for you to perceive things involving sound and vibration. Kanohi Anyrt, Mask of UnlifeTurns those you would seek to lead into battle into total couch potatoes. Kanohi Httaz, Mask of BanishingMakes things you don't like go away...man, this one is actually useful! Kanohi Noxaf, Mask of DivisionDestroys your ability to relate to anything. Kanohi Iarag, Mask of Gravitic ChaosThrows gravity completely out of whack with no regard for what you want. Kanohi Katilov, Mask of ConspiciousnessAll the Unah does is make you glow: this one turns you into a walking, one-Toa rock concert. Mask of TangibilityMakes it hard for you to pass through things like water, fog...the air you breathe... Mask of ImpossibilitiesThe wearer finds the simplest things incredibly difficult-your trip to the supermarket just became a walk into Mordor. Kanohi Umike, Mask of DestructionSo in my head canon, the G1 Mask of Creation is named for Ekimu, the wear of the G2 version. While those masks might make you something of a Fix-It Felix, this one turns you into more of a Wreck-It Ralph. Kanohi Niltuj, Mask of PerfectionAffects objects so as to reverse the effects of aging and corrosion-great if you want a mint edition action figure, bad if you're an antique collector. Kanohi Tsarc, Mask of AttractionDraws things towards you: money, food, sports implements that you get hit with too often as it is... Kanohi Sanlef, Mask of EfficiencyMakes everything run super great-too bad the mugger you're trying to get away from now has the physique of an Olympic track star. Kanohi Asva, Mask of FullnessMuch as you would desperately love to dig into that buffet, you couldn't eat another bite...EVER. Kanohi Kerthom, Mask of Time RuinationSends you popping around your own timestream-kind of like when the Olmak was fused to Vezon, but time travel. Kanohi Kelehs, Mask of LoudnessMakes you-and everything you can hear-really loud. Mask of ResuscitationBrings recently deceased beings in the vicinity back to life-at the cost of YOUR life force. Mask of NormalizationUndoes any bizarre features or mutations...which isn't great when the Muaka attacking you can suddenly use its extending neck for the first time... Mask of IgnonimyAn object can literally have "Made in Xia" stamped on it, and you wouldn't be able to tell where it's from. Mask of DisinspirationIf you doubted your abilities as a motivational speaker before, you'll find them totally useless now. I may have other "Backwards Bionicle" ideas at some point. Edited December 23, 2016 by Wiriamu 8 Quote Voicing your opinions with tact is the best way to keep a discussion from becoming an argument.So far as I'm aware, it's pronounced like this: We're ee ah moo. Check out my Creations:EpicsG1 Battle for Spherus Magna - G2 A Lingering ShadowShort StoriesG1 Fallen Guardian - G2 Shadows of Past and Future (The Legend Continues Entry) Head of Stone, Heart of JungleMOCsMask Hoarder, Desert Scourge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Ha, I had fun reading this. Neat idea. Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Shadow Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I got about a third of the way through this before I realized this was a comedy. I thought, "this is making me laugh way to hard to be S&T." Excellent work on all of these. Loved the Mask of No Airtime. Quote ~Your friendly, neighborhood Shadow ~Credit for Avatar and Banner goes to NickonAquaMagna~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I got about a third of the way through this before I realized this was a comedy. I thought, "this is making me laugh way to hard to be S&T." Excellent work on all of these. Loved the Mask of No Airtime. This is my same reaction.Funny stuff sir. Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiriamu Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share Posted January 31, 2017 Appreciate your comments guys-glad you liked it. Well, I wanted to try another installment; here's hoping the sequel can capture some of the magic of the original. Uhat, Toa of SmokeThe reluctant leader of the Toa Atam and later the Toa Avun, Uhat would like it very much if everyone would just come to a decision together and not force him to direct anything. Akapok, Toa of SlushAbsolutely cannot stand being alone, and thus loves to hang out in the party central that is Ak-Koro. Awel, Toa of (Doing) NothingGuy is quite mellow, perfectly happy just sitting around doing nothing. Ilag, Toa of RaindropsDespises her fellow Toa: loves it when they don't have anything to do each other, hates it when the others insist on "teamwork." Utahop, Toa of PebblesGrim, antisocial, speaks in an Australian accent...why does this sound familiar? Auno, Toa of MudThe most foolish of the Toa, avoids digging like the plague, kind of like a non-opposite Onu-Matoran we all know. Aukat/Avunakat, Toa of DimnessOnce a workaholic Av-Matoran who hated traveling to other regions, now a goofball Toa who doesn't take anything seriously. Makuta Xadiret, Master of ShadowsThe revealing monologue is an art form for this guy...if only his plans weren't so obvious that everyone already knows what he's doing before he starts talking about it. Iun Atam, the Great SpiritOnce the attentive but overlooked ruler of the Matoran universe, Iun Atam led the incompetent and insecure Xadiret put him into a coma so he can get some attention. AmakavElder of Uh-Koro, Amakav spends most of his time caught in a bizarre vision and only occasionally has moments of lucid thought. Before becoming a Turaga, he was an ineffective Mask Maker who always felt that he was destined to be a Toa. UjunElder of Ak-Koro, a real party animal who strives to keep up on the latest jargon in order to make communication with him as easy as possible. UatamThe most serious Turaga, the elder of Aw-Koro has no time for games or flirting with the one female member of the group, much to her dismay. AmakonThe lone female Turaga, the leader of Il-Koro likes to stir up strife among her fellows and has never liked Amakav, though she wishes Uatam would pay more attention to her. AwenoElder of Ut-Koro, Aweno always believed in Amakav and never lost his temper with anyone, though he wishes people would fix their own problems and not bother him. AunehwThe Turaga of Au-Koro is perfectly content to let the place go to Karzahni, and enjoys contemplating the past about as much as a high school slacker enjoys history class. Alaj/RellajThe Captain of the Guard of Uh-Koro, Rellaj-formerly Alaj-hates even the thought of responsibility and would rather just chill out on Uh-Wahi Beach with his gal. Upon inadvertently becoming a Toa his greatest aspiration is to outdo the legendary stupidity of his predecessors. OrotamUjun's assistant, but one who's so out of touch due to his dislike for spending time outside that he can barely understand a word the Turaga says. Becoming a Toa was actually a huge boost to his ego, though it deflated again when he realized he'd been chosen to wear the Mask of Death; he promptly went back to wishing he hadn't gotten out of bed the day Rellaj recruited him. UgnokCan't stand flying and is fairly convinced that he's the least funny, least cool Matoran ever to mar the face of Iun Atam. Upon becoming a Toa his attitude actually improved somewhat, mainly because his Kanohi Utelus makes it hard for him to concentrate on his work, let alone get down on himself. Ukam/UkcamA consummate professional, Ukcam-formerly Ukam-never leaves Il-Koro without permission, despite her attraction to a certain Ut-Matoran. Ikuh/IikwehIikweh, formerly Ikuh, is a pretty lackluster athlete, yet somehow still managed to catch the eye of Ukcam. Upon becoming a Toa he always looks for the easiest methods of defeating his foes, not easy when he receives a Kanohi that makes him an even worse shot than before and another that creates a mess of Gravity around him in rapid succession. UpenoA humble, diligent worker, Upeno is repulsed by the very notion of praising his own efforts and can't stand the thought of shirking his responsibilities. SanamThese gigantic crabs love the cold and want to be everybody's best friend, to the point of wearing protective mittens over their claws. AkaumLarge cats that wouldn't harm a fireflyer and react to Rahkshi about the way most people react to gas station food. Amar-IunInsects that can't stand each other's company-if you think you have problems with your coworkers, imagine giant bugs who won't even work together under mind control. AvakaratGiant lizards whose powerful arms would be more effective if they weren't constantly getting into ineffectual slap fights... Ar-EnakThese bovine creatures love to hang out in large groups, partly because they're afraid of their own shadows-not that you can blame them. Agaj-IunJust big, cuddly arachnids...a pity they're so incredibly poisonous. ArupakA guy who enjoys rushing around like a maniac, but can't do it for very long because he never practices moving at speed. EkepokThe most talkative guy in Ak-Koro after Ujun; indeed, the hard part is getting him to stop. UramatThis guy loves his heights, but prefers admiring them from atop a slow-flying Uhak, tall tree, or cliff to swinging or jumping over them. Ilah/IlhahIl-Koro's loudest and most boisterous resident, with a rude streak as wide as Iun Atam's giant robot head. UfahA carver who can't stand his own work and would prefer to enjoy the creations of others. UpiatAu-Koro's greatest layabout, who would rather sit in a dark cave than check out the jungles of Aw-Koro. Kodhac and KodhagThe twin queens of the Bohrok Swarms, who exist to improve Iun Atam's camouflage-unfortunately they seem to think that it's meant to be permanent. The two of them get stronger the further they are away from each other, though it does make coordinating their minions a pain. KonhatThe Bohrok swarm of Smoke, who delight in creating obscuring black clouds. Konhat-Lak the elite variant, is the king of static cling. KarhokThe Bohrok swarm of Slush, born to make you slip-one of them snuck into the Generation 2 universe. Karhok-Lak is a great silencer-handy if you've got neighbors who throw wild parties in the middle of the night. KavhelJungle Bohrok, who spray miracle grow wherever they go. Kavhel-Lak moves air...you know, like one of those clunky old rotary fans that make your voice sound funny when you speak through them? KolhagThese Bohrok would be more effective if they could do more than doggy paddle. Kolhag-Lak is similarly hampered, as it can't go anywhere without randomly attracting every piece of metal in the area and then repelling them-it's like sneezing, but more shrapnel-y! KarhapThese things love rocks-if you need a zen garden, you need a crew of these guys working for you. Karhap-Lak, meanwhile, is a great heat source-a pity he's got not defense against his own powers. KovhunBohrok of the Mud, the Kovhun live to fill tunnels and caverns with the stuff. Kovhun-Lak's about as useful to have around as Iikweh wearing the Kanohi Iarag-handy if you want objects that are normally heavy floating around and ones that are usually light impossible to move. UtokA fairly modest Il-Matoran who wasn't at all surprised when she wasn't picked to join the Iihlok team. UrapunAn inventor who'd frankly rather improve existing machinery or equipment than come up with anything new. Becoming a Toa was quite a disappointment, as it forces him to be creative; he's tried that before...it was awful. Utrahk, Rahkshi of CourageEven as scary as he looks, Utrahk can't help but fill his adversaries with courage-which leads to him feeling fear when they gang up on him. Uukrahk, Rahkshi of PeaceThis son of Makuta fills the hearts of his enemies with peace...which would be great if he weren't supposed to be making them fight among themselves. Elrahk, Rahkshi of PurityYou know that water supply you wanted tainted? It's clean now, thanks to this guy. Uugrahk, Rahkshi of CreationImproves the structural integrity of whatever you may be trying to destroy. Naprahk, Rahkshi of FaithMakes whatever you were trying to break apart as solid as granite. Ovrahk, Rahkshi of ProsperityBrings great wealth and plentiful food...to its enemies. 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Master Inika Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Very nice, always an enjoyable read. I hope there's more of these; I see a lot of great jokes coming from Iun-Urtem. Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiriamu Posted June 16, 2017 Author Share Posted June 16, 2017 Well, five months later and here's the next installment. Hope you guys enjoy, and also want to get an opinion if you can spare the time. I haven't done any of the Dark Hunter codenames or names of Rahi whose names are regular words put together, and I'm wondering: would you like me to do that, and how should I go about it? I figure for the codenames I could still reverse it, or for both Dark Hunters and Rahi I might try to find antonyms like I did with the Kanohi Masks. Let me know what you think. EmudThe city of Iun Urtem's overly personable elder who tells his Matoran everything and expects them to reciprocate-he's like one of those relatives who thinks it's fun to share ALL the stories, no matter how much you wish he'd stop. In fact, the Matoran were actually glad when he was replaced by the more professional-if equally expository-Makuta Xadiret. NakihlFormer leader of the Toa Iagnam, and the one responsible for Amakav and company becoming Toa-despite the fact that anybody could have told you it should have been somebody else. Sadly, he's long since stopped caring about what various Toa do or about what Iun Atam wants-though the latter may not be such a bad thing... IkihdinOne of Nakihl's former teammates, but one who always hated being a Toa and loved bugs-so much that he jumped at the chance to be mutated into one. OhanA member of the Toa Iagnam who, despite her element, refuses to swim anywhere if she can't walk or ride she ain't going. TeyutA Toa who doesn't feel safe with any kind of power at her disposal-seriously, she left a potentially limitless power source on her home island along with her mask and sword, and would probably have surrendered her power and become a Turaga if anybody would let her. AkkerkA brilliant being who left his home island because his fellow natives, while intelligent, preferred to do nothing but debate and philosophize all day. Joined the Dark Hunters but doesn't think much of their leader, hence his being partnered with the suckup ex-Toa Ikihdin. IirhunAmakav's former mentor and the Matoran who should have become Toa in his place-like seriously, even Iun Atam realized that Iirhun should have gotten the job after he thought about it. This guy is humble as can be and is more pleased by his student's accomplishments than the thought of his own recognition-unlike Amakon. EyrheA dutiful messenger who feels he has a long way to go before he can become an Ak-Urtem scribe; sadly he's more qualified for the job than most of the people who already have it. For that matter, he's more qualified to be Toa than Ujun, but you won't hear that from him. UhiIf anyone could use a visit from the Great Spirits of Naming Day Past, Present, and Future, it's Ujun's old mentor-the guy shares nothing he has with anyone unless there's something in it for him. MhakroEvery bit the daredevil that Uatam isn't, Mhakro enjoys contemplating the glory he could receive for finding the Great Disk of Aw-Urtem-and someday selling his crab Ukwep to the finest buffet on Iun Urtem. AlosihvA student who honestly wishes that Amakon would just leave her alone, and would honestly be happy to give her the Great Disk if it meant never seeing her face again. UomkhaA carver who would give you his tools, his house, and even his mask-never mind the coma-if he thought you needed it. Would rather be sick for the rest of eternity than allow his fellow Matoran to come into contact with anything hazardous, and loves Aweno like a brother...maybe he's already sick. IttuhetAn Archivist from Aun-Urtem who just wants to earn his pay-he's not in it for the recognition; also hates anything and everything bull-related. HarvamA nervous Archivist who quite frankly wishes the Rahi he worked with were taxidermy, not just in stasis. RuunakhThese Uh-Urtem Vahki are incredibly patient, but don't see the point of waiting around for trouble to come to you, so they go looking for it. Unfortunately they also like to cause it with their Staffs of Disobedience-hopefully you don't run into them right before a performance review. ReekakhVahki who couldn't anticipate snow if they'd seen the clouds a thousand times before. Their Staffs of Lucidity briefly allow their victims to glimpse their role in the larger universe-unfortunately it's so awe-inspiring that many Ak-Matoran do nothing but try to get zapped with one all day. ZrovakhThe Staffs of Remastering carried by these Vahki will bring back every memory you’ve ever made in high definition, with sound digitally remastered in *copyright deleted*. DrobakhThese Il-Urtem Vahki hate pursuit-they would rather mob a target and restrain every moving part in some painful fashion than deal with the hassle. Unfortunately they carry Staffs of Disloyalty-even the slightest inclination of a Matoran to help them is quickly eradicated. DazakhUt-Urtem's Vahki are borderline pacifistic: their solution for dealing with troublemakers is their Staff of Psychomania, which leave Matoran spending hours being tugged one way or the other by their shoulder-Toa and shoulder-Makuta. ZrorakhPreferring kicking back with a steaming mug of lubricant and a glazed protonut to a prolonged chase, these Vahki solve the problem using their Staffs of Broadcast, which lets everyone see and here what they do so that any criminals can stay out of their way. Aunark"Elite" Vahki who involuntarily turn into sand-usually right as they're about to apprehend someone. Uhaark"Elite" Vahki with multiple intelligence centers...that spend more time arguing amongst themselves than actually working. IhlarkPrototype Vahki that were actually better at their job than the current models: they got Matoran so charged up that they could stay awake for days with absolutely no side effects!* AwaarkA creature that relishes captivity because any time it gets it, the thing that hit it gets bigger. KwavinXadiret's pet bird whom he brought to Iun Urtem for spywork-too bad Kwavin is an absolute gentle-Rahi who wouldn't dream of following anyone's movements, much less reporting them back. Excuses his uncooperative behavior by eating carcasses in order to keep the city cleaner and always claiming that his mouth is full.** KarodisCommander of the Visorak horde who has absolutely no ambition and refuses to lead in the field, always fearing that someone is going to do him in. AkadoorAn absolute brute of a Viceroy who has no time for trickery and double-dealing; she's too busy leading insane charges in hopes of catching Karodis' eye. AthovrakVisorak who can't handle the heat-seriously, they sunburn in like five seconds. OkuusrakThese Visorak suffer from acrophobia and are eternally plagued by static cling. EleekrakThe most loyal and obedient of all Visorak, but unwilling to use their sharp legs as weaponry-they might chip a nail. AggobrakVisorak who are their own worst enemies, as their powers tend to backfire and the best possible outcome is being temporarily paralyzed. Their refusal to heed Akadoor's orders is second only to their crippling fear of water. OporrakAt least wearers of the Kanohi Katilov can take it off-these guys are forever doomed to produce a rave-worthy sound and light show wherever they go. Of course, they receive temporary relief by use of their Rhotuka power, but it's a hollow victory when they're left so lethargic they can't even move. OhhoorakThese Visorak dream of leaving behind a life of warfare for a life of standup comedy-but they do the worst impressions you've ever heard. AghakrakNo one knows why the Makuta keep making these guys, because they're quick to use their Rhotuka powers to skip out to the Zone of Light, the ultimate party dimension that no one ever wants to leave. AkharkA shape-shifter who can only turn into beings she hasn't met or use words she hasn't heard-makes it kind of hard to make friends when you inadvertently show up in the form of their worst enemy and can't explain. KarothatA large reptilian Rahi who's not destructive at all, though he tends to monologue and always begins with "No questions, please." UgnoteekCharges around with no attempt at stealth beating the living daylights out of the Visorak-but only because he can't figure out how their venom works. KironA Toa of Smoke who hates his teammates, hates unity, and devoutly denies Ugnoteek's existence despite multiple encounters with him over the millennia. SulaukThis Toa of Slush wishes his vocabulary was as up to date as Ujun's, and tries to stay "hip" with the youngsters by constantly throwing barbecues at which he roasts anything and everything with wings. IniuriThe Toa Hagah of Nothing, he though being turned into a Rahaga was the best thing that ever happened to him and only regrets that Akadoor was ever persuaded to return him to his previous form. IkaagA Toa of Raindrops who couldn't care less what her teammates think of her, and only wishes her Mask of Annoyance would make her forget them already. SkuopGoes to great lengths to avoid any Rahi larger than he is, and wouldn't follow a strange-acting Rahi if it begged him to. AgnomobYou know that weird thing some fictional characters do where they scream at their enemies to let them know they're coming, thus totally robbing themselves of the element of surprise and leaving themselves susceptible to injury or death? Agnomob invented that. Karamu***Leader of the Dark Hunters, but so convinced of his own inferiority that he'd yank his prize Toa out of her stasis tube and crawl in himself if someone weren't constantly watching him to make sure he did his job. HkartnesKaramu's "bodyguard" who really serves to push him around and make him do his job; ironically, he only got this way after Karamu tried to turn him into a suitable replacement for himself. KaropovA being with space-related powers supposedly created to find the Ihav, but whose senses actually lead him in the opposite direction from wherever it happens to be. AksiralA well-mannered Dark Hunter-one of Kamaru’s few admirers-who joined the organization for her skill with knives-kitchen knives, that is; Anido’s kitchen is five-star thanks to her. SaletsorfCivilized creatures who wouldn’t hurt a fly, and will gladly move from their ancestral homeland if someone else decides they want to live there. NovizA gigantic creature that is repulsed by Visorak and can't stand being around them-would rather chill out in the Zone of Light, but they keep showing up there too. OlanikikBeasts with an undeserved reputation for intelligent thought that would do a lot more damage if they weren't weaker than a Irakap weaer. AukarkA Toa of Noise who enjoys telling other Toa all the horrible things that are going to happen to them and everyone they love in explicit detail-is at any wonder Amakav is hardly ever sane? AkolnikIt's a wonder these things are still around, because they never want to eat anything-maybe they all ticked off an Asva wearer at some point? AkinivakA docile creature beloved by Matoran-along with any Dark Hunter or Piraka who shows up in town, because they won't hurt a fly. ZubromakhA plant monster created by Xadiret after the failure of a previous creation. Unfortunately for him it wanted the Matoran out of Iun Urtem and was more concerned with preserving all of the architecture. *Any Meet the Robinsons fans out there?**Quest for Camelot reference.***In my head canon, as a nice little link between G1 and G2, the Shadowed One's real name is Umarak. 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Master Inika Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Very funny, and it was smart of you to keep the Visorak and Vahki's consistent suffixes. Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiriamu Posted June 18, 2017 Author Share Posted June 18, 2017 Very funny, and it was smart of you to keep the Visorak and Vahki's consistent suffixes.Yeah, it made more sense as a unifying factor. Glad that you enjoyed it; each one of these feels somewhat harder to write than those before it. Some of the charaters' traits are just hard to translate into something comedic. Quote Voicing your opinions with tact is the best way to keep a discussion from becoming an argument.So far as I'm aware, it's pronounced like this: We're ee ah moo. Check out my Creations:EpicsG1 Battle for Spherus Magna - G2 A Lingering ShadowShort StoriesG1 Fallen Guardian - G2 Shadows of Past and Future (The Legend Continues Entry) Head of Stone, Heart of JungleMOCsMask Hoarder, Desert Scourge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaStriker Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I've finally gotten to read through this, and it's definitely fantastic how much thought you've put into every single character, creature and mask. I can't imagine how difficult it is but you're pulling it off real well and props to you, honestly. I'm assuming 2006-2008 is next? How do the residents of Mahri Nui survive without the Uakuak? xD Keep up the great work! Quote The long awaited third season of TA:OT is finally here!! [sharedmedia=gallery:images:1377] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I had a good laugh reading this. Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Imrukii Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Despite how utterly rediculous and funny this is, I have to admit it's kinda believable in a ludicrous way. Quote Quote: "Love has no fear, and no vengeance." | :i: | Andekas ⴳ A RUDE AWAKENING - A BIONICLE G1 Continuation and Video Game Project (ARTIST AND CONCEPTUALIST) | I am an ENFP, that is my Personality. Check Out Makuta Teridax: Reaper of Darkness | Check out my Taknuva Stars MOC | ⴳ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHTrilogy Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Reminds me of that part in "Bionicle: The True Story" where the Mega Bloks guy talks about Elcinoib. Quote ~ CHTrilogy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Matoran with a Vahi Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Well, that was a lot of fun! This thread's given me a good laugh; thank-you for that I appreciate how hard it must be to make all of these so amusing; but really, the end result is great. As for your question on the Rahi and Dark Hunter names? My vote would go to running with the antonyms idea wherever possible; I reckon that would make for most interesting characters. Though whichever way you chose, I'm sure it'll be equally entertaining ^^ Quote "New legends awake, but old lessons must be remembered. For that is the way of the BIONICLE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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