JAG18 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 In the time before time, The Bionicle Caption Contest descended from the heavens and illuminated us with humorous Bionicle images. BZPower members embraced these gifts and in gratitude made 200+ pages worth of posts in the topic. But their happiness was not to last. THE DOWNTIME, cast a spell on the forums who fell into a deep sleep. The Downtime's power dominated the land and the Bionicle Caption Contest withered away. Still, all hope was not lost; a week after the forums came back a reboot was made, but it died out. Legend told that a new reboot would arrive and time would reveal that this was not merely a myth; for a reboot did appear on the shores of our island with one destiny: to be fun. This is its story. How-to-Play: I start by posting (or linking to) a picture of anything Bionicle related from the comics, movies, animations, or even of the sets themselves. Then players post their funny and witty captions for said picture that adds humor to the picture or enhances any already there or just makes the picture more interesting and thoughtful. Every 5 days or so I (or any additional hosts I might make if it becomes necessary) will come back, read through the entries and post the picture edited with the winning caption and then the process starts over. Additional Rules: 1) KEEP IT CLEAN 2) All captions happen in the moment, which means no “Jumps off cliff and dies.” 3) Only one or two entries per player, but players can edit their posts as often as they want. 4) Please, no complaining about how a certain entry won or didn't win; remember this is all just a game. Now to start: Good luck, everyone! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Shadow Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 There's something on your face! It was PAIN!! 1 Quote ~Your friendly, neighborhood Shadow ~Credit for Avatar and Banner goes to NickonAquaMagna~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Imrukii Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 This should be fun... >:3 "Oh Sorry, I thought I saw a spider. It was actually just your face." Quote Quote: "Love has no fear, and no vengeance." | :i: | Andekas ⴳ A RUDE AWAKENING - A BIONICLE G1 Continuation and Video Game Project (ARTIST AND CONCEPTUALIST) | I am an ENFP, that is my Personality. Check Out Makuta Teridax: Reaper of Darkness | Check out my Taknuva Stars MOC | ⴳ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) This is the fashion police! Take that mask off or we'll use excessive force to remove it! *Wham* You have the right to remain silent! Edited March 14, 2017 by Onaku Greavesy Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TERIDAX941 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 "It's over Ekimu! I have the high ground!" "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY HAMMER!!" "Don't try it-..." *WHAM!!* 1 Quote Formerly Iron_Man5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Ekimu, when the song said "Hammer Time," it was not meant literally! 2 Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiriamu Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Kill it with HAMMER! Quote Voicing your opinions with tact is the best way to keep a discussion from becoming an argument.So far as I'm aware, it's pronounced like this: We're ee ah moo. Check out my Creations:EpicsG1 Battle for Spherus Magna - G2 A Lingering ShadowShort StoriesG1 Fallen Guardian - G2 Shadows of Past and Future (The Legend Continues Entry) Head of Stone, Heart of JungleMOCsMask Hoarder, Desert Scourge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I warn you I whip out the hammer. Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Don't be such a baby Makuta look at the trail of fire my hammer didn't even hit you stop screaming already I think your soul is trying to escape Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 And the winner is The 1st Shadow!Round 2: Good luck everyone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 (edited) Father: Here again the legend of the Bionic...Son: Why couldn't we just have called the Toa before there was an issue?Father:...... Edited March 19, 2017 by ToaTimeLord II 2 Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiriamu Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 In the time before time... What does that even MEAN? How can it be a time if it was before time? 1 Quote Voicing your opinions with tact is the best way to keep a discussion from becoming an argument.So far as I'm aware, it's pronounced like this: We're ee ah moo. Check out my Creations:EpicsG1 Battle for Spherus Magna - G2 A Lingering ShadowShort StoriesG1 Fallen Guardian - G2 Shadows of Past and Future (The Legend Continues Entry) Head of Stone, Heart of JungleMOCsMask Hoarder, Desert Scourge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 "My dearest son, here is the prophecy of-" "Daaad, your wood is on fire!" "*sigh* I've sired an imbecile." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 "And here we see a mural of the generic prophecy that has become standard in fantasy franchises." 3 Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TERIDAX941 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) "Gather friends, listen again to our tale..." "Mom! Dad's reading the wallpaper again!" Edited March 20, 2017 by Iron_Man5 3 Quote Formerly Iron_Man5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 "What's it mean, dad?" "You think I know?!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 "Yeah, about these engravings? Not our proudest moment." "Why not?" "Do you see us kneeling on the right there?" "Yes." "Do you also see the Protectors running away from Skull Spiders to the left of us?" "Yes." "Suffice to say, we were far too preoccupied with kneeling." Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Father: 'Do you know what this is, son?' Son: 'An ugly wall?' Father: '.....' 3 Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 The winner is Toa Smoke Monster! (With honorable mentions going to Iron_Man5 and Inary the Gunhaver) Round 3: Good luck everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiriamu Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Tahu: First one there gets to be leader!Kopaka: We haven't even landed and he's already trying to assert dominance... 5 Quote Voicing your opinions with tact is the best way to keep a discussion from becoming an argument.So far as I'm aware, it's pronounced like this: We're ee ah moo. Check out my Creations:EpicsG1 Battle for Spherus Magna - G2 A Lingering ShadowShort StoriesG1 Fallen Guardian - G2 Shadows of Past and Future (The Legend Continues Entry) Head of Stone, Heart of JungleMOCsMask Hoarder, Desert Scourge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Tahu: Last one there gets the worst set!Pohatu: ... Edited March 25, 2017 by capMARVELOUS Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 THE MARTIANS ARE INVAD-oh wait, it's just the Toa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TERIDAX941 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Lewa: "Are we there yet?" Tahu: "Don't make me turn this flock of comets around!" 2 Quote Formerly Iron_Man5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Toa: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 "Hold on, I think we should have thought this plan through a bit further. Was launching ourselves as meteors heading towards Okoto really a good idea? I'm beginning to get nervous about the landing." Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 "An artist's depiction of what may have killed the Okotoan dinosaurs." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 "Without the Toa to protect them, the neighboring island is free to launch nukes at Okoto." 4 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 30, 2017 Author Share Posted March 30, 2017 It was another difficult choice, but the winner is Wiriamu! Round 4: Good luck everyone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 'Why yes, I can form a very small sun in the palm of my hand. It's an odd power, but it has its uses.' 1 Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 "How are you holding that-" "MAGIC." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TERIDAX941 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Narrator: In a moment Narmoto will understand the importance of wearing protective gloves before handing miniature balls of fire... 3 Quote Formerly Iron_Man5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Who needs lightstones when you can have firehands? Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 "Photoshop my hand so it looks like I'm holding the sun." 1 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Juggling advance style. 2 Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 "Look, Tahu! I'm a firebender!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiriamu Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 It was another difficult choice, but the winner is Wiriamu! Round 4: Good luck everyone!Woo-hoo! I can teach you the power of FIIIIIIIRRRRREEEE! Quote Voicing your opinions with tact is the best way to keep a discussion from becoming an argument.So far as I'm aware, it's pronounced like this: We're ee ah moo. Check out my Creations:EpicsG1 Battle for Spherus Magna - G2 A Lingering ShadowShort StoriesG1 Fallen Guardian - G2 Shadows of Past and Future (The Legend Continues Entry) Head of Stone, Heart of JungleMOCsMask Hoarder, Desert Scourge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 "For your first mission, Tahu, I want you to kill this annoying fairy." "HEY! LISTEN!" "It's been screaming that for nearly 20 years now." Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 "FIREINMYHAND PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT" Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Imrukii Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 "And This Toa, is Fire. Your Element. Also it's burning my hand, just so you know ." 1 Quote Quote: "Love has no fear, and no vengeance." | :i: | Andekas ⴳ A RUDE AWAKENING - A BIONICLE G1 Continuation and Video Game Project (ARTIST AND CONCEPTUALIST) | I am an ENFP, that is my Personality. Check Out Makuta Teridax: Reaper of Darkness | Check out my Taknuva Stars MOC | ⴳ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 "Sunny D. Unleash the power of the sun!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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