BZPower's Bara Magna

[Burnmad]

Well, to put it simply, it's an organization that ████████████████████████ anomalous objects, █████████████████████

████████████████████████ also known as SCPs. Its failure would ultimately mean ██████████████████████████.

 

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Edited July 6, 2017 by Lord Burnmad Aodh

[ToaTImeLord]

Oh... they cover up alien stuff.

What franchise is that from?

[Voxumo]

*Raises a vote to exile Timelord from Bara Magna for not knowing of SCP*

[Burnmad]

It's not from any franchise (and almost none of the content is "aliens" that I can think of), it's similar to a wiki of user-created fictional content.

 

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[ToaTImeLord]

It's not from any franchise (and almost none of the content is "aliens" that I can think of), it's similar to a wiki of user-created fictional content.

 

 

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Thank you for the explanation.

 

*Raises a vote to exile Timelord from Bara Magna for not knowing of SCP*

I can't know everything now can I.

[Toa Imrukii]

 

*Raises a vote to exile Timelord from Bara Magna for not knowing of SCP*

I can't know everything now can I.

*Raises vote to Exile Vox for raising a vote to Exile TimeLord for not knowing something rather niche*

[Bonkle]

 

 

*Raises a vote to exile Timelord from Bara Magna for not knowing of SCP*

I can't know everything now can I.

*Raises vote to Exile Vox for raising a vote to Exile TimeLord for not knowing something rather niche*

*raises vote to exile Imrukii because bandwagon*

[Voxumo]

Hovers finger over small red button that pumps steroids into the Vorox and Bone Hunter water supplies if pressed

[Gecko Greavesy]

*Slams his hand down on Voxumo's red button.*

[Voxumo]

And it was said overnight the Vorox went from this:

 

 

TO THIS:

 

Edited July 6, 2017 by Vox

[ToaTImeLord]

If you thought my saltiness was harsh before.

 

You all haven't even seen my final form!

[Trijhak]

EPISODE ONE

THE SOUNDS OF SAND

Edited July 31, 2017 by Trijhak

[Toa Imrukii]

 

 

 

*Raises a vote to exile Timelord from Bara Magna for not knowing of SCP*

I can't know everything now can I.

*Raises vote to Exile Vox for raising a vote to Exile TimeLord for not knowing something rather niche*

*raises vote to exile Imrukii because bandwagon*

 

*raises vote to Exile Yo Dawg Swagger McSwag because reverse bandwagon*

[Dane-gerous]

I'll raise a vote to ban the Ignika from my village to be completely honest.

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Black exsidian?  If only I'd known that before leaving for Tesara, I could have mentioned it in my pitch.

[Makuta of Time]

Wait, when did ToaD die in the episode?

[Trijhak]

He didn't, he's not playing the game anymore. That's just a convenient excuse, that he got eaten by a Skopio.

 

Black exsidian?  If only I'd known that before leaving for Tesara, I could have mentioned it in my pitch.

 

Tuma was implicitly keeping it a secret so he could have undermined Iconox come episode 3, and more or less ruined their monopoly, significantly weakening them and, in his eyes, making them more likely to accept his offer. That was the idea, anyway. 

 

As it turns out, it's hard to predict what players will do. 

Edited July 6, 2017 by Trijhak

[Edelgard]

RIP my meeting with Onaku. Onaku, hurry your butt to the PM so that I can meet Nato

[vis vitalis]

That was a rip-rollickin' good read, Trijhak.  You can really write.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

That was a rip-rollickin' good read, Trijhak.  You can really write.

^Pulse is most definitely a great writer.

This episode was a nice read.

Edited July 6, 2017 by Rahkshi Guurahk

[Gecko Greavesy]

Being unpredictable is what I do best.

 

Unless, of course, you were predicting that I'd try to sell out all of Bara Magna to the biggest, baddest warlord around... in which case I probably did exactly what you were expecting me to do. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

 

 

EPISODE TWO BEGINS NOW!

Episode Two will end on 09/07/2017 at 14:15/02:15PM GMT.

 

I really hope the episode doesn't THAT long.

 

Joking aside, that was a really good episode. It also makes me interested in finding some of the shards.

[Underscore]

 

EPISODE TWO BEGINS NOW!

Episode Two will end on 09/07/2017 at 14:15/02:15PM GMT.

 

I really hope the episode doesn't THAT long.

 

Joking aside, that was a really good episode. It also makes me interested in finding some of the shards.

 

I think that's how they write it in fake countries like England

[Toa Smoke Monster]

 

 

EPISODE TWO BEGINS NOW!

Episode Two will end on 09/07/2017 at 14:15/02:15PM GMT.

 

I really hope the episode doesn't THAT long.

 

Joking aside, that was a really good episode. It also makes me interested in finding some of the shards.

 

I think that's how they write it in fake countries like England

 

Oh really? I wasn't aware of that. 

 

I apologize if this is the case. 

[Gecko Greavesy]

That's how normal countries set out their dates.

 

Day - Month - Year. 

[ToaTImeLord]

That's how normal countries set out their dates.

 

Day - Month - Year.

America is weird.

[Pahrak Model ZX]

 

America is weird.

 

 

Quote of the millennium.

[Bonkle]

 

That's how normal countries set out their dates.

 

Day - Month - Year.

America is weird.

What? I can't hear you over the sound of all your friggin tea splashing into the harbor.

[Dane-gerous]

Huh? What was that? "Our date system is inferior"?

[Trijhak]

Suddenly, a Skopio rises out from the sand and eats Terrorsaur and Quin.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Of all the eccentric ideas my guy spouted in order to give ideas with narrative, I am most glad you kept the 'city limb' bit. It's the best of the bunch.

[Toa Imrukii]

According to the rest of the world, Zee is Zed, The calender isn't Month - Day - Year, it's Day - Month - Year. Other countries eat vegemite, we don't, despite our ludicrous salt intake. The rest of the world plays prissy-freaking Soccer, oh sorry, Fūtball,whilst we bash thrown balls at high spead against specialized wooden clubs (Baseball), and we smash into eachother at high velocities, in armor, chasing around an oblong pigskin, ocassionally sustaining lifelife neurological and or physical injury (Football). Also we play Basketball. And we use Fahrenheit, which I personally IMO it just feels more fulfilling to have an exact temperature to the point, okay yes, 30 F = 0 C is odd, but the dude must have had a reason to make it that, we just have yet to learn why to my knowledge. Also, we revolted from the british, one of the, for a time, the most powerful imperialist nations on the face of the earth to have ever existed in it's prime. Frankly it's karmic retrubution to that evil imperialist empire of old that we even exist.

 

End of story.

[ToaTImeLord]

According to the rest of the world, Zee is Zed, The calender isn't Month - Day - Year, it's Day - Month - Year. Other countries eat vegemite, we don't, despite our ludicrous salt intake. The rest of the world plays prissy-freaking Soccer, oh sorry, Fūtball,whilst we bash thrown balls at high spead against specialized wooden clubs (Baseball), and we smash into eachother at high velocities, in armor, chasing around an oblong pigskin, ocassionally sustaining lifelife neurological and or physical injury (Football). Also we play Basketball. And we use Fahrenheit, which I personally IMO it just feels more fulfilling to have an exact temperature to the point, okay yes, 30 F = 0 C is odd, but the dude must have had a reason to make it that, we just have yet to learn why to my knowledge. Also, we revolted from the british, one of the, for a time, the most powerful imperialist nations on the face of the earth to have ever existed in it's prime. Frankly it's karmic retrubution to that evil imperialist empire of old that we even exist.

 

End of story.

In short America is weird.

Edited July 7, 2017 by Makaru

[Pahrak Model ZX]

I get the distinct feeling the Mods are going to descend if this conversation goes on much longer so let's just agree every country is weird and move on.

[Makuta of Time]

You're weird, I'm wierd...everybodies. Now back to our regularly scheduled program

[ToaTImeLord]

It's raining Mata Nui Hallelujah

It's raining Mata Nui Amen

[Trijhak]

Episode 2 has ended!

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Dangit man, barely did anything because of RL.

[ToaTImeLord]

Dangit man, barely did anything because of RL.

Don't worry I got you covered.

[ShadowVezon]

Dangit man, barely did anything because of RL.

I'm sure you still did more than me.