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A Not-So-Urgent Distress Call (An original screenplay)


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Scene: Dark night in Le-Metru. Adaliki, Toa of lightning (My mysterious self moc who I will post pictures of soon) sneaks into an alleyway warily, watching for vahki. He turns, to come face to face with his old friend, Mehku, Toa of Stone.

 

Mehku: I assume you know the reason I called you here today...

 

Adaliki: No. No, no I don't. You can't just send an urgent request to an old buddy, telling him to meet you illegally in the most dangerous part of the city for Toa, and expect him to know why you called. You think I could just read your mind or something? In fact, I have missed a very great show of "American Toa Warrior" to sneak over here. (Sighs) Tell me what you want, and I can continue with my life.

 

Mehku. Okay. First of all, "American Toa Warrior"? No one watches that anymore. Second of all, I thought you would be thrilled to see me.

 

Adaliki: Nope.

 

Mehku: Why not?

 

Adaliki: You didn't want to join my Toa team, even though we've been friends since matoranhood.

 

Mehku: For the last time, that wasn't a Toa team, that was an alternative rock band!

 

Adaliki: Everyone was joining! That fire guy-

 

Mehku: Obhi.

 

Adaliki: And the rock dude-

 

Mehku: Unamako.

 

Adaliki: And that cute psionics girl-

 

Mehku: Sahrea.

 

Adaliki: How do you know everyone's names???

 

Mehku: I read your signup sheet.

 

Adaliki: ...

 

Adaliki: I'M NOT GOOD WITH NAMES!

 

Mehku: (Awkwardly pats Adaliki on the back) It happens to the best of us.

 

Adaliki: Like who?

 

Mehku: Ummm... I'm sure Michael Jordan didn't know any Toa names.

 

Adaliki: He was 38 when the Toa came.

 

Mehku: Which Toa?

 

Adaliki: You know, the originals?

 

Mehku: That's in THE FUTURE!

 

Adaliki: Huh? It's 2004. How could...

 

(Greg Farshtey magically appears and whispers something in their ears)

 

Adaliki: We are living in a story in a story! LIFE HAS LOST ITS MEANING!

 

Mehku: Calm down don't think about that stuff. That's for the folks on Bzpower.

 

(There is an awkward silence as Mehku tries to remember what he had wanted to say in the beginning.)

 

Mehku: How did we get this far off topic! I can't even remember what I called you here for!

 

Adaliki: Tell me when you do. (goes into the corner to eat pie)

 

Mehku: EXPLODES!

 

 

 

Authors note: Whoever can write a sequel to this will receive my eternal admiration. Like this! Please!

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Evil knows, that hope is afloat.

 

Where life is enslaved, all can be saved.

 

Light will unite, what now darkness divides.

 

Spark the flame of the heart

 

FOR THE FUTURE TO START.

 

 

Read my epic G2 fanfic, Beyond Okoto, and find out what happened after the Toa left Okoto!

 


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