Posted Feb 15 2012 - 08:28 PM
Chapter 35: Now what?At the city.... Karo and both Tahu's waited, standing on the beach. Soon, a car drive up, which they recognized as the one they owned. Karo sprinted up happily while JL started messing with the knobs. JL got out, and gave Tahu a don't ask look, after Tahu gave him a *** just happened look. Karo simply jumped on the car and hugged the door. "Its my car!" He exclaimed happily. "No, it isn't. It's mine." Tahu said as he walked up. Karo gave him a confused look. "What do you mean? I used it." Karo said quizzically."So? Just because you used it, doesn't mean its yours. Example: I'm a toy - I get used so many times, I am always dirty and wet from washing away the dirty stuff which I get from getting shoved into some dirty places, and pulled out and played with again, and then shoved back into that dirty place. I'm still my owner's toy." Tahu stated."Yeah, but, I used it first.""Its my car. I can let you borrow it, but-""Fine. You win this time, Toa of Fire. But I get to borrow the car permanently.""What the? No! That doesn't make any difference other than it being differently worded.""But you said I could borrow it.""Borrow means for a limited amount of time.""So permanently borrow means I get to borrow it forever!""Does that not defeat the purpose of borrowing?" Tahu asked, annoyed."Uh, no? I mean, there's the word borrow in it." Karo said back."Ugh. You're so hard headed, Karo.....All the time.""I'm hard. Smooth and hard. I'm so hard, that I'm rock hard, such that if I get put into dirty places, the dirty place retracts away and screams from pain and fear and stuff.....All the time." JL walked up."Dude, why do I get the feeling that this suddenly progressed into sick, sick things?"Tahu looked at him in the eye. "Dude, I don't think you're cleared for this type of talking, Dude.""Dude, just....wrong. Anyways, tell them to get the portal back up.""How do we do that?" Karo wondered."A phone, dum dum!" Tahu said as he slapped Karo across the face."....Ok. So, we need a phone," Karo said, "Problem is, we don't have one."JL facepalmed. "Yeah, like you have anything." Tahu Nuva was already snoring. He started sleeptalking about bubbles, then sleep walked away."I miss my video games," JL mumbled, "So if you don't get a phone quick, I'm going to kick you."Karo walked away, then turned around and whispered back, "Why do I get the feeling that you want me to get this phone you are talking about."=====At the floating Isle..... Aexid looked at the floating island that was his. Somewhere, deep in his mind, the version of him which spent all his time on the internet, something only he got out of all the titans, said, "No **** dude." He slapped himself as he looked at the ruins of the floating island. He looked at the structure, and realized that it wasn't at its former glory. All the buildings and stuff, crumbled. He looked down. The Bionicle world was there, but he knew that in a few hours, he would seen be somewhere over Asia as this island, the original island, rotated itself around the earths equator, staying the longest while on top of what the humans called the Bermuda triangle. And one of the funny things were, they kept on going Kamikaze on the islands. Well, not exactly Kamikaze. Old technology didn't work when past the spatial barriers - the modern day tech made by humans worked, but in oldern times, radio contact would be lost, radars are gone, everything. And the humans couldn't see the islands, on the sea of in the sky, that was part of the Bionicle World. "Boom, %&*@#!", his inner internet version shouted. And Aexid had good reason to know why. He started walking up the island - floating in the sky, around the size of Hawaii. It was here that a mountain was located - in the middle of the island which could serve as a city. At first, it was the city, but then starts the long road. The most visually similar road would be that of Minas Tirith, leading up to the summit. Except the summit was a temple. A temple which contained a time gear...... The temple was probably broken. Maybe that was why blue and purple energy, powerful, very powerful, energy radiated from up there. He started to walk up the massive, long road spinning all around the mountain. Each step he took, the air around him freshened.=====At the apartment....Pridak: Order! Order! I call for some...orderly....how does it work?Around the senate table (Toilet bowl, because the table was too far away for Pridak to walk without getting tired), Pridak sat on the high chair, made of a soap bar and a lot of toothpicks. Everyone else just sat on some place. Tahu Stars was dumped inside the toilet bowl, struggling to swim.Tahu Stars: Its hard to swim when there are holes in my legs, arms, everything!Pridak: Shut up and help me! Oh, and by the way, Zaktan, my crown keeps on falling off my head.Zaktan: Maybe if you put it on that really stiff thing sticking from the top of your head.Pridak: My arms...don't reach. Dangit, Lego! Why'd you always make us have moving disabilities?Zaktan: Well, 2 ways of disabling that, I know of.Pridak: TELL ME! TELL ME, DANGIT!Zaktan: Energy manipulation can change you. The human's basically call it 'magic'.Pridak: You do that by.....?Zaktan: The Bionicle version was lost some ages ago.Pridak: DAG NAB ITTTT! ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS ALWAYS LOST IN AGE! And now, we live in a world where cute girls aren't popular and clever people are called nerds!Zaktan:....Are you saying you're a cute girl nerd or something?Pridak: ......*Ken Jeong* SHUT UP!Tahu Stars: Dude, you're a mad, mad person.=====Takanuva walked while eating his cookie. His Ussanui, which was capable of hovering, was parked close. He was at the portal, which was powered by the weird Olmak. He clicked a few buttons, turning it on. Then, he changed the location, while he held up his earplugs, and put them on. (Somehow possible through the use of duct tape.) He got on the Ussanui, and drove off. However, his one crucial mistake was he did not clean up his cookie crumbs. It took 20 seconds for Gadunka, who was currently in hibernation due to winter, in the fish tank, to climb out, eat the crumbs with his massive teeth somehow, and accidentally click on a button on the portal.=====Somewhere in the Staples Center, LA.....Takanuva: YES! FINALLY! GRAMMY AWARDS! I CAN LIKE, KILL JUSTIN BIEBER OR SOMETHING! YESSSSS!Portal behind him: *Closes*Takanuva: *Turns around*......Where the portal was:......Takanuva:.......Where the portal was:......Takanuva: Still totally worth it!