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#81 Offline InnerRayg

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Posted Jan 16 2013 - 06:40 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][IR]: Stop introducing new characters just when we're getting to know one![/font][/font]Posted ImageYou raaaaaang?Come on, that guy was really cool! All brooding and secretive. I mean did you see that room? Those devices are the same ones Ray has! And what about those aliens? Good guys? Bad? Somewhere in between? Shenanigans are afoot I tell you! Shenanigans![font="verdana;"][IR]: Be Foreshadow[/font]Posted ImageSorry! You guys JUUUST missed all this great foreshadowing that was about to happen. Like, jaw-dropping reveals. You would have seen so many jaws getting dropped. You'd need someone to come in and fix your foundation because they really did some serious structural damage when they fell down and ROCKED YOUR WORLD.But no, you want me to go back. okay. You want a cowboy? You got it.Well.Cowgirl.[font="verdana;"][IR]: STOP![/font]Posted ImageIT'S HANNAH TIME!...badum tisss


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#82 Offline LehvakLah

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Posted Jan 25 2013 - 12:25 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: finish your comic[/font][/font]Posted ImageThere. Artistic perfection. Magnificent. Stupendous. You can't help yourself. You have to show off a little bit. Few folks appreciate a good comic like Ray!

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Flirt with Brian [/font][/font]Posted ImageWell that'll be hard to do without a pair of stilts.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Advance the plot! [/font]Posted ImageWhat in tarnotion is that raquet??[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Go outside, it's good for you[/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageLooks like yer gonna have to. Pommes sure has his whiskers in a twist about something![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Wonder what to do next.[/font]Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Inspect Mailbag[/font]Posted ImageOh great. That doggone dog's gone and rustled the mailman again.Strange, you don't see the game that was supposed to be delivered today.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Locate Mailman[/font]Posted ImageThat ole boy's long gone, you reckon.You wish you knew what "reckon" meant.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Locate beloved pooch[/font]Posted ImageYou don't know how you'll find him in all this vast, featureless wasteland you call home.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Quit fooling around and advance the plot already![/font]Posted ImageOh there he is.Uh oh...is that...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Acquire game for maximum fun![/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Quit fooling around and land already![/font]Posted ImageAwwww yisss.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted Image


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#83 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 25 2013 - 12:11 PM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Hannah]: Fascinating story develop-BE SOMEONE NEW.[/font]Posted ImageGeez, another character switch? Cascading through all these players, you must be approaching some kind of clima....

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Wait.[/font]

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Could...Could it be?Are you going to be the mysterious stranger?[???]: YES BE THE STRANGER PLEASE[/font]Posted ImageNo, you ignoramus. You cannot be the mysterious stranger because he's busy being mysterious. And everyone knows that you can't be a stranger after you get to know them. It's like a universal law or something.

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You decide to be this dream doofus instead.[/font]


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#84 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 27 2013 - 02:25 PM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Engage in Pleasantries[/font]Posted ImageNot today. This guy is a breath of fresh air. No small talk of the weather. No "how do you do and what's all this then". This fellow Gentleman is all about the hard sell. As you suspected, Mister Monocle is here entirely on an errand of business. And he ain’t wasting no one’s time.He commands you to follow.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Join the Gentleman in his Evening Constitutional[/font]Posted ImageWhat could go wrong? It's just an innocuous darkened hallway with no lighting whatsoever. Nothing ominous there. You join the curt fellow.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Run from This Man![/font]Posted ImageIt seems you will not be walking blind today. Like any upright standard bearer of the aristocratic, high altitude adjusted, rugged league of gentlescholars, he is prepared for any situation. His JINGOIST modus deposits the light stone without a second thought, proving beyond any doubt his unwavering PATRIOTISM.What a breathtaking example of a man. You really should be taking notes.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Don't Believe his Lies![/font]Posted ImageHe asks if you ever heard of the Console of Stardex. You tell him you're not sure. He says not to worry, he trusts you would know it if you saw it. He asks if you've ever heard of a device called a Haccine. You ask him if he meant vaccine. He strenuously pronounces it HACCINE. You say no. He has a lot to say about that.He tells you a Haccine is a mythical object in this world; an anomaly that should not even exist. It is of enviable power, allowing unshackled access to the Console of Stardex. They are rare as they are valuable. And predictably so, ascertaining such an item is as difficult as one would expect a holy grail to be.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]:Realize this GENTLEMAN isn't a Man, and Never Was![/font]Posted ImageYou can see where this is going, but you play it cool. You ask him if it isn't too unethical to consider cheat codes. He tells you it’s more of a designed exploit at the player’s disposal, and as a trusted informant you can be assured that there is no ethical quandary in using anything at the game's disposal to ensure victory. You ask him if he's sure it's really okay. He tells you it is really your discretion. You tell him that you’ll think about it. You ask him what series of dangerous quests and perils await you on your journey to this technical God Command.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: He is an Alien Freak![/font]Posted ImageHe frowns at your peculiar choice of words. He tells you there is no mundane fetch quest necessary. 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Don't Die[/font]Posted ImageHe already has it right here.


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#85 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 27 2013 - 11:03 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font][/font]Posted Image 

 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageHe tells you that when the time comes, you’ll know what to do. [font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou have a pretty good brain on you there kid. 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageHold on...Brain? Why is that ringing a bell? Come on Brian, sleuth like you've never sleuthed before! 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: [/font][/font][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]HEYYYYYYYY!!!![/font][font="Courier;"]Posted Image[/font]Posted ImageOF COURSE! You suddenly remember the explosion! Brain was trapped in the television when everything went sideways! You sure hope the little nuisance is okay! 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou tell him you have a rather pressing matter to attend to. He understands. You give him the traditional Gentleman farewell handshake. 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Brofist the Gentleman[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Abscond...QUICKLY[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou depart rather abruptly[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Resist the Urge to Turn Around[/font]Posted Image 

Against all odds, you succeed.

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][BRIAN]::::[/font]

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What a victory this has surely been.


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#86 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 29 2013 - 01:41 PM

[Brian]: Abruptly Wake UpPosted ImageNo no, you can't just fall asleep willy nilly! This isn't some magical dream world where your body just poofs back to THE HUB when you fall unconscious!This is a magical dream world where, if you fell asleep, your body would fall akimbo on the street and just be all sorts of a nuisance! You'd never allow such rudeness to take place if you can help it. So it's back home the old fashioned way - hoofing it.

 

You also may have forgotten where you came from before. This is why you should never be without your trusty notepad.[Brian]: Learn to Fly.Posted ImageWhat are you not getting about this place not being a magical fairy land? You think you can just wish hard enough and suddenly have the ability to fly because it's a dream world?? What a patently absurd notion. Earth physics still apply except in rare plot-contrived circumstances, canucklehead!

But there may be a faster way to get home.[Brian]: Learn to Read Matoran!Posted ImageWhat the heck is a Matoran? This is the LANGUAGE OF THE ANCIENTS.

 

From what you've gleamed from a few glyphs, there were a race of gentle sentient robodroids. They appear to have layed the foundation of much of the great city of Stardex a long, long time ago. But legends tell of a great uprising, and all traces of the Ancients have been scratched from the records.

 

Whatever is written here has long been lost to time. You've tried every code-breaking method at your disposal. It is completely undecipherable.

 

 

[Brian]::::Posted Image

Posted ImageWhat you do know, however, is many of their constructs still operate to this day. This includes the vast FLINGY TUBE SYSTEM, which is filled with some mysterious, breathable liquid that probably leaves no long-lasting medical effects to your body. It's still pretty gross, and you try to avoid using it whenever possible.


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Posted Jan 30 2013 - 01:03 PM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Ascend Ladder[/font]Posted Image

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You decide your dedication to Brain is slightly more important to your aversion to being gunked. You climb the ladder without hesitation.[/font] 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Begin Looking for Other Lifeforms in the City[/font]Posted ImageYou can't begin looking for new life forms because you keep finding old ones. Look at this little guy! Someone forgot to bump "Build" on the priorities list past "Have a Sandwich". He doesn't look too happy to see you. 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]Posted ImageThe behard-hatted little fellow grumbles something about going back to work. At least you're pretty sure that's what he's saying in between various obscenities. As adorable as these little guys are, they sure do have a foul mouth!

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Back to the task at hand![/font] 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]Posted ImageThe chute's not too much higher - if you could reach the next ledge you could jump into it. Sort of a leap of faith deal. Unfortunately said ledge is just out of ascending range, even for you! 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]Posted ImageIf only you could find something to extend your reach! You just know there must be a solution to this puzzle somewhere! 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]Posted Image

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font] 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font] 

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#88 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 31 2013 - 01:01 AM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Do what Batman Would Do[/font] Posted Image Using your superior intellect, you were able to piece together the set pieces to overcome your obstacles! Bruce Wayne would be so proud, if the solution weren't so obvious. For the sake of the game's feelings, you choose not to elaborate on the simple solution to the "complex" problem, and promise to never speak of it again.   Brian::::Posted ImageOkay...here we go...and a one and a two.... 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]Posted ImageEr....wow, that sure is a long way down isn't it. 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Be Even More Adorable.[/font]Posted ImageMuch to your chagrin, you somehow succeed? 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Use Chutes to Escape From Your Enemies.[/font]Posted ImageEnemies? You don't have any enemies! You continue to be transfixed by the ground to show your lack of concern, and ain't nothing gonna convince you otherwise.Well okay that construction guy was pretty grumpy about his sandwich, but you'll buy him a new one when you get your hands on some glitter you guess.Everyone knows glitter is the only accepted currency on Stardex. 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: No, Don't Use the Chutes! Too obvious![/font]Posted ImageThat makes sense to you...No! What kind of roughneck gentleman backs out of a course of action once he's decided upon it just because it might result in egregious harm? A rather POOR EXCUSE OF A GENTLEMAN YOU'D SAY. You just need to close your eyes, shut out all distractions, and do this.[Brian]: Spontaneously Combust With True Canadian BraveryPosted ImageBRUUUUUNOOOOOOO GERUUUUSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!


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#89 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 31 2013 - 11:11 PM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][color=#000000;][Brian]::::[/color][/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][color=#000000;]Flying around at the speed of round[/color][/font]

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][color=#000000;][Brian]::::[/color][/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][color=#000000;]Got places to go, got to follow your rainbow[/color][/font]

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Can't stick around got to keep boopin' on[/font]

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Skip to the chorus, 'cuz you don't know the words![/font]

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: FOLLOW ME[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: SET ME FREE[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][BRIAN]: TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Danger is Lurking Around Every Turn[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Trust Your Feelings[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Got To[/font]

 

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Posted Feb 10 2013 - 11:03 PM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Don't Be Knocked Out[/font]

 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Your skull's a tough case to crack. Do you remember talking about how much you hate the tubes? You hate those tubes.[/font]
 
 
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Suffer From Side Effects[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Oh my... You... something funny like....you feel a strange tingling in your mouth. Like tiny electric shocks racing across your whole nervous system. Could it be? Could you finally be achieving your ascension through the powers of nasty tube juice??[/font]
 
 
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Gain Dream Powers Through Questionable Substance[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You have gained the incredible ability to eat anything without tasting it, because your tongue has gone completely numb.[/font]
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]INCREDIBLE![/font]
 
 
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Search The Nearby Area For Cheese Puffs[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Your search for a tasty food item to test your new ability is cut short by the realization that you have fortuitously been dropped back at the HUB.[/font]
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Home sweet home![/font]
 
 
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Behold the Mighty Console of Stardex.[/font]
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Posted Image[/font]
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You will as soon as you are inside, you swear! These doors need time to work. The Hub is a very secure place - you've been investigating how these doors work lately, and as near as you can tell they are impenetrable - even the strongest crowbar you could find wouldn't put a scratch on them. The really cool thing is that they only seem to open for you - Which is convenient because the salesmen on Stardex can be VERY persistent. You still regret that set of "never-sharpen" teddy bears you were forced into purchasing with your hard-earned glitter.[/font]
 
 
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Find Yourself Inside the Hall of the HUB[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Hold your horses. These doors are pretty dangerous.[/font]

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 01:24 AM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Quickly Recover[/font]

 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Posted Image[/font]
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Quick like a fox, you shuffle into the Hub of Stardex.[/font]
 
 
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Surrender[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Or[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Run.[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]::::[/font]
 
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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Enter the Coliseum[/font]
 
[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Posted Image[/font]
 
You enter the MAIN HALL OF THE HUB. It is the place where you started this crazy journey on STARDEX. You suddenly realize you've taken for granted information you already knew without giving it a cursory glance. Also you kinda just wandered out of here, still dozy from waking up from being awake somewhere else.
 
You really haven't given this place a good look-around. To your left are a bunch of suspicious tubes. Ahead of you is another doorway leading further into the structure of the Hub. To your right is a gigantic computer of UNKNOWN ORIGIN.
 
What will you do?
 

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Posted Feb 19 2013 - 04:30 PM

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Determine the Structural Integrity of the Tubes.[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]These tubes, or LIFE SUVAS as you have taken to call them, are quite the conundrum. Inside of these entirely indestructible tubes are three of your greatest friends, all of whom you have never personally met![/font]

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You don’t recall the moment or method as to how you escaped your tube. All you think you know is that you appear in this world when you dream in real life. Quite a bold assumption for an investigator to make with no supporting data, but it just seems right to you.[/font]

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]So perhaps you are in the future remembering the past? Or maybe you’re a bunch of clones with a foreboding destiny run amuck of some nefarious scheme? You can’t quite put your finger on who your dream self actually is, but somehow that doesn’t unsettle you.[/font]

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: ...By Hitting Them with a Crowbar[/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Of course even when you blindly trust the words of strangers, a little mountie-style empiricism never hurts. Now to just retrieve that crowbar and...[/font]

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]SIR JOHN A. MACDONALD'S LIVER! You completely forgot to pick it up on your way over! Now you’ll never be able to show how impervious these things are! Maybe you will be able to reach it later if you ever find your way back. Your friend will surely be happy to assist you in retrieving it.[/font]

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Rip Valve Off Pipe Coming Out of the Floor. [/font]

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You can basically assume everything in here is impossible to destroy. You test your hypothesis by kicking the valve. +2 to Orthopedic Malady.[/font]

 

 

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Play Galaga on the Computer. [/font]

 

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You gander at this stunning visage of a technical marvel. You are unsure of the application of such a computing device. Maybe you can ascertain the purpose of this CONSOLE by studying all the clues you've noticed in your travels on STARDEX.

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You gather your wits. Somehow in the fray of your INTENSE FOCUS, you boost the level of your INVESTIGRIT PERUSAL from PRIDE OF CLOUSEAU to DARK KNIGHT OF MAYBERRY. Your CRANIAL CRAFTSMANSHIP also gives you a negligible boost to your IMAGINATION.[/font]

 

 

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Of course! This must be the CONSOLE OF STARDEX. This is the illustrious computer Mr. Monocles must have been referring to! Thank goodness you really put your mind to the test. This surely was a feat of the sharpest mind the game could muster to action. All hail you, Lord Braniac, for seeing through this most difficult of puzzles. If you had a captive, non-comatose audience, surely you would have been rewarded with silence then uproarious applause. Good for you.[/font]

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]Interesting. Not only can you view your friends current chronological position, but rewind through previous time periods as well. Sadly you can't fast forward past the present moment. The console stays in lock step with your timeline.[/font]

 

[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]If there's anything else this thing can do other than take up nearly all the space in the room, you haven't discovered it. You give this discovery the RASPBERRY OF DISAPPROVAL.[/font]

 

 

 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"]You haven’t forgotten what your mission was. But you're not feeling tired yet and a little casual voyeurism never hurt anyone. You decide to see what Ray's been up to on a whim. Convenient, as that is who is on the screen right now. Things look intense but as you rewind you see he's had plenty of hilarious antics to fill up his day. Haha is he fighting a fridge?? Oh look! Now he's playing with his rubber ducky in the bathroom. What a jokester. Woah! Did he just do a flip? You rewind a bit so you can the entire thing and press play to watch it in real-time. What. What happened to the flip?[/font]


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 11:11 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Brian]: Be the guy about to enter SPAAAAACE!![/font][/font]Posted ImageYou are now the guy about to enter space and you have just made a terrible mistake. 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageHow could this have happened?? 

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Accept your mistake and forgive yourself[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou can't accept this. You won't accept it. There has to be a way to fix what you've done. There has to be a way to make this better.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Think about offing yourself[/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageA way to make this all go away.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: What?[/font]Posted Image 

 

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Posted Mar 08 2013 - 01:25 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][???]: Wake up[/font][/font]Posted ImageNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. You cannot do it. You cannot wake the girl. Do not want. NO.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageUgh. Now you're just awake here again. Living a double life is exhausting![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Tonyfig]: Flirt harder[/font]Posted ImageOh God. Nope. Nopenopenopenope. Not this. Again.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][???]: Wake Already![/font]Posted Image[font="Courier;"]Hurgablarhahrharhhrahhahharahhhh. [/font][font="Courier;"]Fine. You're up.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][???]: Reveal your name already[/font][/font]Posted ImageYour name is ??? ???????, and this is the SWEETEST BLING RAVE EVER.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][???]: Seriously.[/font]Posted ImageFine.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::.[/font]

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[font="'courier new', courier, monospace;"]Your name is MADDISON MORROW. You think that sounds like a great superhero name or something.Today you are extremely excited to be awake. You're kind of always like that. Excited. And awake. Sure, you try to get some shut eye now and then, but every time you close your eyes, you just wake up in another strange, dark world called SINPORT. A world filled with badguys itching to catch you. A world that is most definitely REAL, and anyone who says otherwise INSERT THREAT OF BODILY HARM HEREYou are excited because today is the day you will be receiving a PACKAGE sent by a mysterious FRIEND, on behalf of an even more mysterious BLOCK MANUFACTURING EMPIRE. And in this PACKAGE is a GAME that will change everything, including giving you a chance to finally meet all your friends for realsies! Even if that means some of the butts too.When you're not busy doing athletic stunts on a nasty looking alien world, you spend your time doing athletic stunts here on your regular old human world. Of course, you've long ago learned how important it is to stop and relax sometimes, and that's why you started exploring your ARTISTIC side. You've really found a niche for yourself in PHOTOGRAPHY - capturing the world in a single still moment is something you find intriguing. You have fantasized more than once about slowing down the world around you, if only to zen out and get a moment's rest.Unfortunately life has other plans for you. You have no choice.You just GOTTA GO FAST.You're the lady with the maxed-out ACTION and ENERGY stats, leaving little in the TRANQUILITY or INTROSPECTION areas. If a problem can't be solved by pole-vaulting over it or aggressively REPEAT THREAT OF BODILY HARM HERE, you're likely to keep trying anyway.It should be noted that your high Energy stats are linked with an exceedingly high SNARK proficiency, though you're easily bested by an IGNORANT BUTTFACE attack.Anyway, that's irrelevant. Your naut going to talk abuoy yourself all day! You have the whole world at your disposal. Almost limitless potential. And you know exactly what you want to do with it![/font] 


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Posted Mar 15 2013 - 08:45 PM

[font="'courier new', courier, monospace;"][Maddison]: Wake up.[/font]Posted ImageYou’re already awake. You're ALWAYS awake.ALWAYS.[Maddison]: Pick up curiously head-like object on shelf above bed.Posted ImageHead-like object? That’s a trophy. You have SO MANY TROPHIES.[Maddison]: Fall out of bed into imaginary plush pile.Posted ImageWheeeeee![Maddison]: Hug NakodilesPosted ImageOk! But what is a Nakodile? You are quite sure something like that has never existed and never will, and quite frankly, you find the notion of them absurd. You do love your Camodiles though! They save your sorry butt all the time when you’re escaping baddies and they are really cute and cuddly. 


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Posted Mar 25 2013 - 07:52 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Madison]: Get straight to business and go upstairs[/font][/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Madison]: Re-enact bizarre dreams[/font]Posted Image....Hmm?[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Madison]: What is nak?[/font]Posted ImageYou have NO idea who "Madison" is. There is no one here by that name and are SO confused you don't even know what to DDo with yourself.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][MaDDison]: Slide down staircase on your MATTRESS. [/font]Posted ImageYou guess that is what you will do with yourself.Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou sure had to go to a lot of trouble to do that.....Worth it.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Put on new shoes, because you just feel like it. [/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageThe sneakerheads be like"Aw, she got the velcros."[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageThis isn't really your style[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou think...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou'll just put them over...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageThere.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageMaybe that will make them a little...cooler. 8)[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageWhy do you even own these shoes.


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Posted Apr 01 2013 - 11:33 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Check your pet of the caged kind[/font][/font]Posted ImageHe doesn't seem to be in his cage right now. You wonder where he could have scurried off to.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Start being productive at something.[/font]Posted ImageNO. You are going to...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: GLITTER EVERYTHING[/font]Posted ImageYou are now Kesha! You think your bottle of Jack is in the bathroom, since that is the only place to keep bottles of Jack![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Examine ALL the posters![/font]Posted ImageThere are an obscene number of things on your walls. You are going to examine ALL OF IT.You have a ton of running bibs from all sorts of races and track meets you have competed in. You sometimes wonder if there is secret code in the numbers that your subconscious is projecting when you arrange them, but then you snap out of it and realize what a ridiculous idea that is.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Is that a blue spider in the corner?[/font]Posted ImageOh man, Red vs Blue! You just love RvB and the guys at Rooster Teeth. You've been following the series since it started, and sometimes you feel a little silly that you've been following something for 10 years, but then you're like BAM SHOTGUN! and you fill your daily "Kill Grif" quota and you feel a lot more ok about it.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Examine Bunny shrine wall[/font]Posted ImageThere are these two sweet rabbit posters over here, but you are pretty sure you can never have enough rabbit posters. One rabbit is made of a finger print,and the other is of a bunch of rabbits on the moon with a girl. You know...you could BE that girl. You are pretty sure you would love hanging out on a planet full of bunnies.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageAnd here is your Camodile NBA poster! This one is just plain awesome. You don't know why they didn't just call it the CBA, though, for Camodile Basketball Association. NBA just makes no sense at all! Maybe they call it the Nak Basketball Association? They do make a "nak nak nak" noise, and they all have "Nak" in their names, so maybe that's it. You'll have to ask a Camodile next time you're asleep and awake, because you really have no idea. All you know is that Kevin DurNak and LaNakus Aldridge are both really great basketball players![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageHere is JAMES VAN DER BEEK during an epic rainbow fight standoff with Kesha. You have no real reason for having this as a poster beyond the fact that you find it funny as punch. Every once in a while, you toss some extra glitter on it for good measure.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageOh! Oh! and don't forget this amazing Richard Avedon print. You love this photo because of its focus on balance. And don't forget beautiful outer space print by your fridge. Oh! Oh! and on your fridge, you have this AMAZING Lincoln Tron five dollar bill, a green Virgo sign magnet (which you are quite sure has no relation or connection to anything whatsoever and your mind would be kind of blown away if it did but let's be honest, you really doubt a connection like that would happen!), and then you have the BEST THING EVER, which is a colouring book page of LOKI AND THE MAGIC PENCIL. See what he has Thor? HA! HA! HA![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Answer the message already![/font]Posted ImageThat was a lot of posters! You think you'll just...sit at your desk...for a OH HEY YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Inspect gigantic lens in corner[/font]Posted ImageThis is your SIGMA 200-500MM LENS. According to the reviews when you bought it, this lens can SEE THROUGH TIME ITSELF. You haven't been able to test out that feature as much as you would like, because the last time you took it outside to take photos, someone called the cops and a SMALL ARMY showed up because they thought you had a MISSILE LAUNCHER. One time your oven wasn't working and you wanted to make cookies, so you grabbed your lens and USED A FOCUSED SUN BEAM to bake your cookies. Who knew photography equipment could be used for so many other things beyond taking photos![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Read intriguing book on counter. [/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]:::: [/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]:::: [/font]Posted ImageThis book was sent to you by a good friend after you visited her. She has given you lots of tips on how to do crafty things, which helped you make your Camodile plushes, and she once sent you this slightly strange book filled with all sorts of weird parables that all end in a lesson about not eating puffins. You should never under any circumstance eat puffins. It's a little weird, but it's pretty funny, so you keep it in your kitchen just in case you ever forget its valuable lessons.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Read intriguing book on counter. [/font]Posted ImageIt also doubles as a place to store the  glorious adventures of OH, CANADA, Hannah Kanakanak's latest debut comic series, based on TRUE LIFE EVENTS![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Sample comics. 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Posted Apr 13 2013 - 12:12 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Inspect the giant floating 6's.[/font][/font]Posted ImageOH. Looks like in your poster frenzy, you completely missed that Bulltop was messaging you.How unfortunate.

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Contact MM[/font][/font]Posted ImageOk!

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Progress plot.[/font][/font]Posted ImageSurprise surprise, no response. It's not just Hannah though - nobody's answered you for weeks! Nobody except Brian. What a gentleman! You made him a sweet new GIF that you know he'll really love as a thank you.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageExcept you have to wait because it doesn't look like he's online right now. You spend a few minutes getting VERY IMPORTANT THINGS DONE waiting for him.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageAnd there he is!You happily present the amazing gift in a CONVERSATION WE'VE ALREADY SEEN.. For some vague reason you feel like something important has been accomplished. Pats on the back for everyone!

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: TURN IT UP[/font][/font]Posted ImageAw yeah. That last one was pretty good. But you know it's time to TURN IT UP.You don't ever settle for just good enough! You need to slam dunk the funk while the gif grill is hot. Tik Tok gurrl, clock's a clickin!

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Create masterpiece[/font][/font]Posted ImageIt's beautiful. You can't wait to show Brian.

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[font="'courier new', courier, monospace;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Add Sigma lens to your TOOL CACHE[/font][/font]Posted ImageAw man, that'd be sweet but you can’t! Your tool is set to 1/2 POLEKIND. Right now you're using a BROKEN POLE VAULTING POLE. Using POLEKIND is nice, because you can use almost any POLE or POLE-like object. Though, it is kind of awkward that POLEKIND includes POLISH people. Whoever designed that little hidden pun just needs to get out right now.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Open that box![/font]Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageIt is Minisix! He is…just as odd as he was when you got the box with him in the mail. You don’t really get it, to be honest. Yes, Bulltop is a good friend when he’s not being all weird and all, and you appreciate the sentiment, but this thing kind of gives you the creeps. Maybe you can improve him with a little GIF action? Glitter makes everything better.You put the Minisix back in the box where it belongs.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Captchalogue Trophy[/font]Posted ImageYou pull out your COIN PURSE MODUS. It's a nifty little modus that isn't frustrating in the least bit! Everything is captchalogued by counting up the change you have and assigning that object the value your coins add up to. To retrieve it you have to pay the exact toll. Your favorite part of your coin purse modus is that it takes Canadian coins! In theory, you could have an infinite number of things, provided you had enough change. You see a few open slots, and count up your change. Looks like the trophy is now worth 17 cents with a dime, a nickel, and two pennies.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Glitter up the kitchen.[/font]Posted ImageAs FABULOUS as glitter is, you try to keep all foreign contaminants out of your food preparation area. Food safety is everybody's business![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageOh.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageHey...Minisix...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]::::[/font]Posted ImageThis dumb little guy just can't stay put. Maybe putting it in your MODUS will keep him out of your hair.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Play with the undeniable superior building toy. And by that, I mean the Lincoln Logs of course.[/font]Posted ImageLINCOLN LOGSSSSSSSSS!!!!![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Take some pictures![/font]Posted ImageHmm, maybe! You might grab your camera in a bit and take it outside. Your BUNNY, Burnie Bunns, is still missing, and the fact that you weren't covered in thrown silverware when you woke up is worrying. He might be on the deck. He loves the salty air.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Recall how you came to be...wherever here is.[/font]Posted ImageYou really don't want to. Thinking about the past is just gonna slow you down. After all...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: You Gotta Go Fast![/font]Posted Image 


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Posted Apr 15 2013 - 10:51 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Maddison]: Be the guy in SPACE![/font][/font]Posted ImageYou're now the guy in space. Alone in an incomprehensibly vast system of orbiting bodies and intergalactic phenomena, a mysterious void of cold whispers between the stars illuminating a nihilistic path of introspection whose only logical conclusion is one's own utter insignificance. It's like being a speck of sand sitting on a beach, waiting to be crushed by an ocean so large avoiding its grandeur would be the ultimate effort in futility.You have never been so happy.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: SPAAAAAAAACE[/font]Posted ImageYes. Space. The finalest frontier. Lifelong dream sure, but you've already spent too much time thinking of increasingly complex metaphors for GEE, SPACE SURE IS BIG. Time to get a move on.After all, your Lil Bro will want to see this.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Have Tahusprite make the fire go away[/font]Posted ImageYou are confident all the fires have been extinguished by the unforgiving vacuum of spaaaaaaaace.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Attempt to captchalogue Tahusprite[/font]Posted Image

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Trip over a robot[/font]Posted ImageYou successfully trip over a robot. This is your greatest achievement thus far.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageWell THANKS AGAIN BRO. It sure is nice having all these giant toasters under foot! Funny's funny but this has gone on long enough. Who does he think he is, stacking these ironstrocities akimbo like this? Must be some sick mind game - make robots out of things Ray likes, then use them to cause him constant pain and annoyance. What a ######! Your remorse has officially left the building. He deserved a good kick in the pants. Discipline is important for a growing boy after all. Lots and lots of discipline.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou're pretty sure he hasn't had nearly enough yet.


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Posted Apr 16 2013 - 11:17 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Find the nearest weapon and defend yourself[/font][/font]Posted ImageAnd why would you need to do tha-[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Note broken caution tape[/font]Posted ImageOh good god the basement door's been opened.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Turn around slowly[/font]Posted ImageMaybe it's nothing. Maybe it isn't RIGHT BEHIND YOU, waiting patiently to DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS. Yes, you are very sure of that. You'll just turn around slowly and everything will be perfectly fine. Haha what mindless killing machine! HAHAHAHAHAHA![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Keep denying.[/font]Posted ImageNope! Nothing to worry about here! Your funeral arrangements will have to wait another day because boy are you safe. You couldn't be safer if you were a fine china vase made of egg shells wrapped in a metric ton of bubble wrap. Go ahead and try to drop you, ain't nothin gonna break this egg![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImagePerfectly....safe?[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImageAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!


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Posted Apr 25 2013 - 01:46 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: STRIFE?[/font][/font]Posted ImageIt's impossible to STRIFE because your TOOL CACHE has sadly been completely emptied. You've got no writing utensils left to fight with whatsoever, leaving you completely defenseless.You're also paralyzed with fear, but that's just a side note.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: attempt to aquire Tahusprite's Kanohi Hau[/font]Posted ImageYou consider yelling to Tahusprite for help but abstain - for one thing, he just said he was powerless. For another you're still too stubborn to ask that jerksprite for help.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Hop onto the tank and open fire on your attacker.[/font]Posted ImageYes! Of course! At the last second you pull out your secret PENGUINATOR - the secondary function of your beloved childhood toy that is only to be used in the worst of emergency situations. His BEAK OF JUSTICE is more than enough to decimate even the worst of foes - and it will certainly be more than enough to finish off this ruffian once and for all! You feel a rush of excitement as your once terrifying foe is reduced to ashes, and are shocked to then see scantily clad, cake-laden maidens springing forth from the secondary hatch of your tank. You and your new found friends join together in revelry and delight - but suddenly in a most SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS your throat is obstructed by a PREPOSTEROUSLY LARGE SLICE OF CAKE. Your friends gather and mourn as their joy turns to sorrow in this celebration turned wake. Ashes to ashes, bikini to cake slice.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou hope somebody tells people that's how it went at your funeral anyway.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImageIt's a shame, you really were looking forward to being alive.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]::::[/font]Posted ImageSadly, BUDDYBOT has other plans, and there's nothing you can do.Except...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Get out of it. [/font]Posted ImageYou escape using the only method you can - the somewhat tricky and frequently denigrated PERSPECTASWITCH. Who could you be now? Who, who, who?


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Posted Apr 25 2013 - 04:14 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Ray]: Go east.[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou have had just about enough of that exciting stuff for one day. You decide to see what's going on out east, even though your current location has no concievable relation to the cardinal directions in any way.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Experience hallucinations[/font]Posted ImageYou wish this was a hallucination.

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Wonder how this could get any worse.[/font]Posted ImageThis is too much. This is far too much. At the beginning of today, your biggest stress was a dumb video game you didn't want to play and some missing fries. Now your apartment is rubble and your friend has been murdered.Mr. Li...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Investigate glowing light[/font]Posted ImageNow what is this little bugger anyway?[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageIt's pretty cute, you suppose. A little sparkly sprite or sorts, all glam and glittery. Seems like it's starved for some attention. It's cool, little, buddy. You know what it's like to need a friend.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Follow sparkly sprite[/font]Posted ImageThe feisty little ###### leads you into your bedroom, which is in complete disarray. Looks like Hannah did damage to far more than just the couch in here.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: The Poster![/font]Posted ImageOh no! Your Bowie poster![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou remember when you first got this poster. Hannah was there that day. Of course, she was always there, back then. You two were stuck together like glue, in more ways than one. Some of her tastes in music were pretty questionable, but you could always get together over a Bowie record.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageBut now it's broken too, just like everything else between you and her.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageJust like everything in general.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou need a hero...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageWait, who...?[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted Image


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Posted Apr 25 2013 - 08:48 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]:  DAVID BOWIE SPRITE.[/font][/font]Posted ImageDAVID BOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!![font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Hug Bowie[/font]Posted Image 

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[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Be EPICALLY AWESOME!![/font]Posted ImageHe's right.  He's absolutely right.  And of course he is; he's David ###### Bowie.  Invigorated by the power of glam, and his seductive, glittery gaze, you rise to your feet.You've been given the gift of sound and vision, and there's no time to be low.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Go forth and conquer[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Roomie]: Awaken[/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageSuddenly a bigger problem appears.[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted Imagevengeance burns in the fiery gaze of the colossus.  He's come for you.Ground Control to Major Tom...your circuit's dead; is something wrong?[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageCan you hear me, Major Tom?[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageYeah...[font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]::::[/font]Posted ImageI'm glad you're okay too, buddy


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Posted Apr 25 2013 - 11:23 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Andrew]: Go north[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou go so far north that you are now CP. Your reluctant hunt is nearly at its end.

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][CP]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageDad did always love this country. At least he loved something.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][CP]: Be aggravated[/font][/font]Posted ImageOh good! Hannah's always your go-to gal when it comes to putting things off.

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][CP]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageRight where he said it'd be.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][CP]: Grab mysterious package[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou successfully captchalogue what is without a doubt the exact same game all your friends are supposed to be playing today. Your KATAMARI MODUS collects its various artifacts through SIZE DISTILLATION, which is so obvious that you really don't see why anyone would ever need an explanation...Yet you are inexplicably compelled to give one anyway. ARTIFACTS inside the MODUS shift down through the cards based on their size - until they become too large to fit, and from then on nothing can go further down. Your anguished expository ducts begin to ache as you ploddingly go on to note that you obviously can only use whatever ARTIFACT is on the top most occupied card.

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][CP]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageThe day's already off to a great start. You're going offline before anybody else has a chance to annoy you.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][CP]: Return to room[/font][/font]Posted ImageIt's going to be a long day. If you don't unwind now, you won't get another chance. You'll just be a knotted, tangled mess.

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][CP]: Introduction?[/font][/font]Posted ImageYour name is JENNIFER PIYUFI. You're... not especially comfortable with introducing yourself to others, honestly. But if it'll buy you peace, you'll acquiesce.Sweet JESUS do you love yarn. Or knitting. You're not too sure which one you love more. You love to make pretty much whatever you can from lengths of fancy string, but your true passion lies in your handmade PLUSH CRITTERS. They bring life to the vast space in your half-abandoned mansion, and they're incredibly satisfying to make. You're especially pleased with the creations you make just for your friends. One of those is easily worth a stuffed third drawing room.You live in a giant mansion you shared with your father before... You live in a giant mansion. Alone. A giant, echoing, empty mansion. You've only worked up the courage to try filling it with your friends once. Results were... mixed.You met these same friends through (no bias) your favourite plastic construction toy site. After getting acquainted with the specific product line, you took to the aspect where it was socially acceptable to throw out the bits you didn't like and make your own. You took a little too well, and eventually became an administrator of that same site. Fortunately, for a very ironic definition of fortune, there was no longer any possible conflict of interest.Your SARCHASMIC DEPTHS know no bounds. British comedians weep at the thought of meeting you in their nightmares. Unlike some comedians, though, you never mean any harm by it.You failed to inherit your father's maxed-out INEBRIATED FERMENTATION, to your occasional regret. How were you supposed to know that's how the administrator hierarchy was established?Well. That's more than enough chatter for now. Whew.


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Posted May 01 2013 - 08:21 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Contemplate overall superiority of Penguins to Puffins[/font][/font]Posted ImageNow that's complete... ly preposterous. Anyone in their right mind would see that puffins are far greater creatures than penguins. There's nothing like the sight of a puffin with its beak completely packed with fish. Most of your friends agree that puffins are infinitely more charming than penguins could ever hope to be. Those that don't...Well, it's not the reason why they're insufferable, but it sure doesn't help.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Examine rainbow wall[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageThat's no ordinary rainbow wall. That's your CRAFT BLOG APPROVED yarn stash display. Usually, these things are organized so precisely you're not sure if their owners ever actually take any yarn down to use, but you couldn't resist loading up these shelves with some of the basics. You could make the biggest and gaudiest afghan with these fine fibre wares, or maybe like twenty sweaters. Sweaters for everybody!

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Make jewelry out of yarn[/font][/font]Posted ImageBesides not going with a single thing you own, yarn jewelry's a little... summer camp for your tastes. You'll save the yarn for other things.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Use your yarn to make a jump rope and, well, play jump rope with it.[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou'd really rather pass on the i-cord if you can help it. Even when you've got a tool specifically for making it, it's quite the ordeal. It's just so much easier on your blood pressure to avoid it.Just thinking about the stupid thing makes you want to stab the nearest target. Your TOOL CACHE is all too eager to supply the NEEDLEKIND you'll need for that endeavour. Sometimes you suspect it doesn't think very highly of your restraint.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Oh Canada! [/font][/font]Posted ImageYou're a fan of Canada, sure. When it comes down to it, you'd rather be Canadian than anything else. But... you'll pass on the big, flashy patriotism, please. You've seen what that does to people. And you've seen what that does to the people around them.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Drop everything, knit up a million plush Puffins.[/font][/font]Posted ImageWhy would you do that?Posted ImageAfter all...Posted ImageYou've got quite a few already. You keep them stashed in your CLOSET, like any sane person would. Your absolute favourite, your PUFFINDRAGON, is still sitting right where you left her in one of the other rooms. You make a note to retrieve her before you get down to all this heavy game business.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Lavish Yourself in Eccentric Accoutrements from the Cardinal House of Puffin[/font][/font]Posted ImageIt is true you've got some nice clothes, which you keep in your CLOTHESET, like any sane person would. That tends to happen when you hang around people mortified by seeing the same outfit twice in their lives. Not really your call, but you got some good parties out of it. You'll pass on the more extravagant pieces for now.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Play dress up.[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou go through some of your everyday pieces, but the decision you made earlier today stands. No last-minute clothing changes for you!

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: socks socks socks socks socks also novelty ties[/font][/font]Posted ImageNo ties today, but yes to the socks. Always yes to the socks. Unless socks wouldn't go with the outfit. Then socks go on the sidelines, ready for when they'll be called into action.Among your collection of handmade and purchased socks are these beauties. The rainbow ones are literally the most intense socks you've ever seen. You love them so much.


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Posted May 08 2013 - 10:31 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Take Puffindoll[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou take one puffin, and another. The good news: you're now loaded for puffin bear. The bad news: it's going to be a bit of a hassle to get the game back out.Oh no. Whatever will you do.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Knit something[/font][/font]Posted ImageNot very likely. For once, you don't have a million unfinished projects on the go, and you don't feel like working on any of the ones that you do. And anyways, you'd feel better having as many needles at the ready as you can.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Retrieve Arms[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageLike these guys. You can never have enough needles. Before the day ends, you may need to shove a lot of aluminum into something. Or somebody.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]: Examine cool aliens on poster[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou don't get it. Despite your deeply-entrenched astrophobia (no way are you calling it xenophobia), this quirky and light-hearted Japanese game series clicked with you. You found yourself compelled by the story of a distant, powerful father bringing ruin to the universe and dispatching his only son to fix it all again. It just seems like a great allegory.Or maybe it's the music. You decide it must be the music.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageMetroid, on the other hand, is just cool. Shooting a bunch of foul alien scum? Yes please. You've spent many a joyful hour using your real-world alien-fighting know-how to beat up every space pirate that crosses your path. In those moments, it's all almost worth it.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana, geneva, sans-serif;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageIt sure is a good thing nobody can see you right now.


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Posted May 15 2013 - 12:22 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Realize that you ARE being watched[/font][/font]Posted ImageHighly unlikely. Somebody would have to bug the whole house or have crazy spy satellites or something. The painful reprecussions for the watcher go without saying. You roll your eyes and continue doing the gunarm thing because, duh, why would you need to stop.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Play with dollhouse[/font][/font]Posted ImageThat's the thing, isn't it? A dollhouse is a toy, but you can't really play with it on its own. You can admire it, but opening and closing the door over and over again is pretty sad recreation. The good news is that the answer was in the name the whole time. It was never about the house. It was always about the dolls.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Play with dolls in the house[/font][/font]Posted ImageThat's more like it. This stage needs some actors on it. The motlier the troupe, the better. That's how it works in real life, anyways. You retrieve your containers from underneath the bed.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Retrieve dolls[/font][/font]Posted ImageIf BBC leadership was determined by STUDTRACTION, you'd be stuck in middle management forever. Fortunately, you're free to maintain your hold on the ABS Throne while swearing at ball joints that refuse to stick no matter what. You build what you like, and that's good enough for you. Sometimes that means paying homage to the amazing Toa Metru construction style. Sometimes that means making a walking oven.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageYes. Today is Convay's time to shine.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou've got a good bunch of players. But you don't have a full roster yet.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Get more dolls[/font][/font]Posted ImageDrawing from multiple sources is a great way to achieve balance. Today, balance will be achieved with Tohu, this other head guy over here, aaaaaand... a beaver. Yes. This will work.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Actually, finally play with the dollhouse[/font][/font]Posted ImageOkay, okay, fine. Today's story is called "A Farewell to Limbs". Once upon a time, Jimi and Casanuva were hanging out, baking something. You don't know what. Just baking. Convay was there too, despite starting to suspect he was only ever invited so Jimi and Casanuva would have something to cook with. Sometimes they'd call Convay just to stand in front of him for hours in the winter.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageWell, Convay was tired of being used. He was tired of hearing Casanuva's lame story for the ninth time. The worst part was, he'd figured it out by now. No, Casa, it is literally impossible for you to have romanced your latest fling at the Glitter Craft Faire last month. They shut that thing down after the first one. People were scarred. Forever glittered. And you're stupid for believing him, Jimi.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageBut those cookies of truth would never be baked. Jimi's crazy neighbor Yatta is freaking out bigtime about something.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageWhat's that, boy? There's a sweet fight down the road? A... a literal head-to-head showdown? Oh, that's why you're so excited. You've been sitting on that pun for a while, haven't you.Only one thing to do now...

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageLet's ride.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageLooks like they got here just in time. Today's the day when the tension between Tohu and Moe breaks. It's going to be spectacular. There is no way a fight this anticipated can be a letdown.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageI've had enough of your shenanigans! You're banned!" "You can't ban me, I was never yours to ban!" "I'm gonna ban you from my eyes, and your eyes from your head!" "Oooooh tough talk, why don't you just claw them out, then!" "You're double banned! And you can't come to my barbecue!" "That's it!"

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted Image"You going to try something? Go on! Try!" "You asked for it!"

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou freely admit this isn't the greatest choreography ever. To be fair, there's not a lot of fighting you can do with a couple of heads. You basically just mash them together and hope for... the...

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Get brilliant idea[/font][/font]Posted ImageOf course. Why didn't you see it before? You need to share this idea with someone who'd appreciate it, and fast.

[font="verdana;"][Jen]: Pester Andrew[/font]Posted Image

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#117 Offline Tufi Piyufi

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Posted May 15 2013 - 10:20 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Take a walk[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou could stretch your legs a bit. Get your thoughts in order and all that. But you're going to have to get down to business soon, so it'll have to be short. You'll just go take care of a few last things.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Ponder why you like Metroid if you're afraid of space[/font][/font]Posted ImageNo, no. You're not scared of space itself. You're just not a fan of the aliens that are overwhelmingly likely to occupy space. Your father made sure to imbue you with the appropriate aggression and assassination aptitude to subdue any alien invaders. You know, just in case. Because, to be perfectly honest, it's not going to come up.And here you are, instincts and training, all the same. Nobody ever accused you of having a sane childhood.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Regain your sanity[/font][/font]Posted ImageSorry, can't do that. Things have just been getting worse these last few years, actually. Dad's gone, you can hardly keep track anymore of which friends hate each other, and now all this game business... It's starting to be a bit much. But what can you do? Just keep pushing on.Hey, at least you don't have to worry about the site?...

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou prepare to enter the sanctum of the main study. This was your father's office. This was where he warned you about the extraterrestrial. And now it's where you keep something important.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageWell, now you're awake!

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][S...?][Jen]: DIE ALIEN SCUM![/font][/font]Posted ImageFace to face with your mortal enemy, the thing your father trained you for years to despise, you deploy your shining needles in what will assuredly be a most epic showdown. Wow, you really are excited for this - watching the numbers on the loading screen tick up, you get antsier and antsier to see it.Boy this sure is taking a long time.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageAlright here we go. Oh yes, things are really heating up.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageIt's...uh...Just an old training dummy.What a let down.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Recall the last alien you beat up[/font][/font]Posted ImageWell, uh... that guy? You have literally never met an alien before. It doesn't seem to come up very often. Or at all.


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#118 Offline Tufi Piyufi

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Posted May 20 2013 - 12:23 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Examine fake alien[/font][/font]Posted ImageYour father always insisted on vigorous anti-alien combat training. While this dummy might be all torn up, there's others that have been rendered wisps of fluff and thread by your weap- tools. By your tools. Your deadly, deadly tools.You're pretty sure there's a spare needle shoved into this guy somewhere.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Check out promotional materials[/font][/font]Posted ImageAh, a few classic posters from the ALIEN HUNTERStm line. Who could ever forget Lego's second greatest theme of all time? Sure, it's no Galidor, but your father's signature theme still made waves in the Lego community for its fresh new outlook on unabashed violence towards the xenoform.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageThe ALIEN HUNTERStm team followed the acclaimed adventures of the prepubescent punk ABE ARIAtm, his powerful friend BURT BALLADtm, the totally not psychopathic mute GARY GLEEtm, and the short tempered, short statured, and long sighted DON DIRGEtm. They might not have been the most sane team, but at least they always had E-7UDEtm on their side when things got rough. If you can't trust 'ole E-7 in a pinch, you can't trust anybot.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageOf course your favorite was ZIA ZEALtm. Not only did she continue the longstanding lego tradition of maintaining a completely natural male to female ratio of 5:1, she also was AMBITIOUS. She took no prisoners. You were so disappointed dad didn't take your advice and let her usurp the inexplicable leader of the team. You're pretty sure ABE only got the position because he had a stupid rocket pack. She was a born leader. She was even red! Everyone knows red is the color of LEADERSHIP.You guess some things will never change.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Swivel in swivel chair[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou cannot swivel in the swivel chair because there is no swivel chair. Attempting to swivel in the fixed-leg chair will only beget disaster. Swivelling in a fixed-leg chair is one of the greatest symbols of futility known to man.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Fix picture on desk[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageFix what? It's exactly as you want it to be. You don't recognize any sort of picture display authority. You'll go down needles blazing if you have to.In fact, placing the picture in any other position would be ruining it. You refuse to mess with it.

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Jen]: Retrieve puffindragon[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageAh, yes. Latumilna, the mighty puffindragon herself. Your finest creation has stood (or, rather, sat) by you since you finished her last seam. She is the physical embodiment of your ability to achieve your visions. If you could finish those wings, you can do anything, right?You know perfectly well that you're just projecting onto a stuffed puffindragon, but you still appreciate that you feel nothing but genuine support from her.


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Posted Jun 04 2013 - 07:31 PM

[Jen]: Take controlPosted ImageYou got what you came here for. Now it's time to stop messing around and go back up your bro.

[Jen]: Take Latumilna with youPosted ImageIt couldn't hurt to bring some back up of your own. Nobody supports you like Latumilna. Her stern but caring instructions have gotten you out of hotter situations than this. If there's a more helpful stuffed animal out there you'll eat your yarn needles.

[Jen]: Avoid wasting more timePosted ImageYou deftly return to your room.Gosh, this place is a mess. You set to cleaning it right away. Organization is important!

[Jen]: Stop stallingPosted ImageOh fine. You reluctantly stop your shenanigans and ready yourself to install after disposing of some adorably obstructive puffins.At least Buttlop will be happy.

[Jen]: Consider Bulltop and what a dingus he isPosted Image

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[Jen]: Recall the ill-fated visitPosted ImageYou dutifully minimize all the programs you are not using as you are wont to do to in order to examine your favorite photo from the trip. Nothing like cleansing your palate of awful by reminiscing about better times.Well, better times until a certain attention hog decided to ruin it. You'd think someone with such a disgustingly large ego would have collapsed under its weight into a tiny narcissistic singularity long ago, but no. This selfish star just keeps on screaming LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME with each unbearable wave of sunlight.

[Jen]: Consider Ray and how aggravating he isPosted ImageNot to mention his inconceivably aggravating best bro. Of all the boys who tick you off this guy is top of your list, and that list just keeps getting taller. Is it just a special mental defect you possess that makes you unable to tolerate such self-centered tools, or is it just a natural result of your upbringing? The world may never know.

[Jen]: Get a snackPosted ImageNope. You're all business now. You finish installing the first disc.

[Jen]: Proceed uneventfullyPosted ImageWelp.

[Jen]: TroubleshootPosted ImageYou search all the usual places for help, even making some electronic inquiries to a few friends. Hannah gives you some insight into how to play but sadly she is as clueless as you to the solution. Maybe Bulltop was wrong. Maybe this wasn't meant for you.

[Jen]: Use powers of the INTERNETPosted ImageYou are!!

[Jen]: Search HARDERPosted ImageIMPOSSIBLE!

[Jen]: Fail to find solutionPosted ImageYou fail to fail. A Piyufi always gets her way in the end. Really, the solution was obvious when you think about it.

[Jen]::::Posted ImageIt's just like when there's a problem with your knitting. All you have to do...

[Jen]::::Posted ImageIs patch it.[Jen]::::Posted Image[Jen]::::Posted Image[Jen]::::Posted Image[Jen]::::Posted Image[/font]

[Jen]::::Posted ImageA storm of ice begins to grow.


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Posted Jun 04 2013 - 11:09 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Be as cold as ice[/font][/font]Posted ImageAnother storm of stone comes to a head.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: BRACE FOR IMPACT![/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Survive incoming doom.[/font]Posted ImageYou succeed in surviving a truly horrific stone onslaught.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Muzzle pooch[/font]Posted ImageYou would never! His sweet barks are like the yippings of an angel.He sure is excited about something though. Those nasty gophers must be nibblin yer potato garden again. Little pests just love the starchy flavor.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted ImageOkay Pommes. Settle down boy.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted ImagePommes.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted ImagePommes-Frites Kanakanak. You calm down right now.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Remember to feed your dog.[/font]Posted ImageGood boy.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Contact a friend of yours.[/font]Posted ImageNo time. You're too busy with your ornery co-player. A little tiny bit of domestic destruction and some people go nuts! Yeesh.

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[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageA sudden horrific stone onslaught creates a tiny bit of domestic destruction.


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