BZPStuck - Official Topic

[Makaru]

[Hannah]: Attempt to Replay From Last Save Point. Also I'm Sorry.

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

[Hannah]: Ok, don't microwave the dog then...? It was only a suggestion.

[InnerRayg]

Wait did I just lose the game. Oops. Also, anybody else notice the dog chow "contains trace [stuff I can't read] of some [ex]traterrestial meat?"That is highly troubling.

Hmm...how did that get in there.I'm sure it's not relevant.Don't worry.Everything's fine.>>I'll see if I can talk LL into letting us try again....I hope you've all learned a valuable lesson about microwaving beloved pets! (The lesson is it's hilarious and to keep trying).

[Queen of Noise]

[Ray]: Listen to 1999

[Ray]: Listen to Purple Rain

[Ray]: Listen to The Black Album

[Ray]: Listen to Lovesexy

[Ray]: Listen to Controversy

[Ray]: Listen to Around the World in a Day

[Ray]: Listen to Sign O' the Times

[Ray]: Listen to every Prince album

[Ray]: Listen to every Prince album twice

[Ray]: Listen to "Raspberry Beret" twelve times

[Ray]: Explain in detail the meaning of "Little Red Corvette"

[Ray]: If I was your girlfriend, would you remember to tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?

[Ray]: If I was your girlfriend, would you let me dress you? I mean, help pick out your clothes

[Ray]: Realize how much you love Prince

[Ray]: Realize that Prince is a living legend

[Ray]: Adore Prince

[Ray]: Adore Prince, the Artist Formerly Known as the Artist Formerly Known as Prince

[Ray]: You love Prince

[Ray]: Tell everyone about your undying affection for Prince and his music

[Ray]: Join the revolution

[Ray]: Admit to Andrew that you only want to see him laughing in the purple rain

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

[Hannah]: Level up your Forcetude by repeatedly picking up a pencil.

[Hannah]: Bind your Strife Modus to Taterkind.

[Portalfig]

[Hannah]: Forget all else. Your frien- I mean, potatoes need you!

[Hannah]: Go help them!

[Hannah]: PIKA-CHEW.

 

While meeting a new character is fun and all, I feel like we are stepping back. I mean, come on! We just started getting stuff done! Although, I guess that was the point.

 

That being said, Hannah seems pretty cool.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

[Hannah]: Wonder what to do next.

[Hannah]: Contact a friend of yours.

[Hannah]: Buy a Digimon plush toy.

[dviddy]

[Hanna]: Discuss Forcetude with a friend.

[Scanty Demon]

[Hannah]: Quit fooling around and advance the plot already![Plots]: Converge[Hannah]: Be foreshadowed

[InnerRayg]

I was bored, so I did a thing about a guy you will come to know just a little bit better pretty shortly.

 

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

For some reason I'm reminded of this guy:

 

 

[InnerRayg]

As our intrepid readers may or may not have noticed, a new poll has been added to this topic! We're trying a new way to let you guys interact with the comic; although the commands are still very much encouraged, you can also directly choose things with your vote! Although this first choice isn't a huge one, I also promise you're gonna see some deeper story decisions up there as well. So without further adieu - your choices!

[ONE]: PillowkindSure, a pillow isn't good for much except a good nature pillow fight, but notice that special stat? Sure, a pillowcase full of feathers will just leave your opponents sneezing, but fill it with bricks and suddenly they've got a whole different set of problems.[TWO]: StaplerkindYou know this is a weapon that will make you say "Yowch!" The projectiles aren't gonna hurt much individually, but you bet a backside full of staples isn't gonna feel good![THREE]: PlatekindSay, what's that smell? When were these dishes washed anyway??? If the smell doesn't know your foes out, the ceramic crashing on your head certainly will. Too bad these things are no good once you've run out.[FOUR]: SpatulakindNow this is a weapon that would make a frycook proud! Sure, it's not the strongest or the most powerful, but anyone who sees you wielding this will know the user is a serious fried food fanatic.

[Queen of Noise]

Anyone who doesn't vote pillow voted incorrectly

[Ektris]

I told you guys it was a Beelaff! :PAaaand I'm quite a fan of Spatulakind. Looks quite well-rounded.~|ET|~

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Spatulakind got my vote. It's the best choice out of these four options IMO.

[Scanty Demon]

Anyone who doesn't vote stapler voted incorrectly

Fix'd that for you. You can thank me later. Still I do hope this means something big is going to go down soon. [Hannah]: Go outside, it's good for you[Andrew]: Admit you love cardinalPuffin[Andrew]: Be EPICALLY AWESOME!![Hannah]: Aggravate Brian

[InnerRayg]

Not too bad of a turn out for the first day, but it's still pretty close and one vote could be the turning point for a lot of these, so keep those votes comin guys. Tell your friends, tell your family, and tell that guy down the street who smells weird.

[-Windrider-]

Who hasn't ever tried to dual-wield staplers?

[Sumiki]

Pillowkind. No other kind can compete.

[InnerRayg]

Pillowkind. No other kind can compete.

It's simply the best kind there is!

[BioSlayer]

I originaly suggested stapler-kind, so that is what I will vote for.

[InnerRayg]

I originaly suggested stapler-kind, so that is what I will vote for.

As a fun aside, the entire reason I did this poll was because I ended up getting a lot of suggestions for different strife weapons, so I compiled the best ones and put them in the poll.Unfortunately BEASTMASTERKIND was just too powerful. It would have unbalanced the game!

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

As a fun aside, the entire reason I did this poll was because I ended up getting a lot of suggestions for different strife weapons, so I compiled the best ones and put them in the poll.Unfortunately BEASTMASTERKIND was just too powerful. It would have unbalanced the game!

I believe I suggested Taterkind. This is not an option in the poll

[InnerRayg]

 

As a fun aside, the entire reason I did this poll was because I ended up getting a lot of suggestions for different strife weapons, so I compiled the best ones and put them in the poll.Unfortunately BEASTMASTERKIND was just too powerful. It would have unbalanced the game!

I believe I suggested Taterkind. This is not an option in the poll

 

You really think Hannah could find it in herself to do anything with a potato that wasn't eating it??An Update: At this time, the poll remains basically tied three ways. As much fun as it is, I wanted to close this down tonight and I can't without a clear winner. Please, if you have not voted do so.

[InnerRayg]

Unlocked! I haven't removed the poll yet, and while I'm pretty sure you can still vote in it, you shouldn't because the results are already decided. I'm working on getting rid of it. This forum software is silly sometimes!Anyway, happy new year folks!

Edited January 2, 2013 by InnerRayg

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Wow. Spatulakind won by one vote. I can't wait to see how Hannah uses it in the story. And speaking of which...

 

[Hannah]: Use Spatula to save Mr. Potato Head from danger.

[InnerRayg]

Wow. Spatulakind won by one vote. I can't wait to see how Hannah uses it in the story. And speaking of which... [Hannah]: Use Spatula to save Mr. Potato Head from danger.The three way tie was going on for so long I was literally refreshing the topic every five minutes and I shut it down the second one pulled ahead :PAnyway, we should have a much bigger update for tomorrow folks, stay tuned. Holiday break is officially over.

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

My heart filled with panic when I saw that this topic was locked. I'm better now.[Hannah]: Take a tater. Boil it. Mash it. Stick it in a stew.[Hannah]: Practice your new Spatula skills on some ketchup packets[Hannah]: Be bored. Enter the next room.[Hannah]: Advance the plot!

[Ektris]

And lo, the one true kind has won. And it was glorious![Hannah]: Fry up a 'tater pancake with your newfound spatula mastery.~|ET|~

[Scanty Demon]

Oh come, staplers are truly the best tool cache out there. Oh well. I really hope there is larger update sometime soon, Ray is still itching to go to space!

 

[Hannah]: Engage in dialogue with Brian

[Hannah]: Acquire Lego Multiverse for maximum fun.

Edited January 3, 2013 by Felix Dzerzhinsky

[Queen of Noise]

Hannah: Latkes

Hannah: MAKE SOME LATKES

Hannah: LATKES LATKES LATKES LATKES LATKES

Hannah: !!לאַטקע!!

Edited January 3, 2013 by Smeagol4

[Sumiki]

[Hannah]: Lament the lack of pillowkind

[Makaru]

Mascara is running from my eyes.

 

All these feels, man.

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

[Hannah]: Stop looking at Slenderman![Hannah]: Find a less creepy way to have flashbacks[Hannah]: Be... foreshadowed? Backshadowed?

[InnerRayg]

[Hannah]: Find a less creepy way to have flashbacks

 

As far as visual styles for flashbacks go, you find vague references to the Ring are simply the best there is.

[Queen of Noise]

Well that puts a fresh perspective on things, now don't it

[InnerRayg]

Well we passed a milestone - our first really heavy moment is over with! Hurrah! Now back to the silliness, right?

 

Anyway, we're gonna have a little fun with bossman and then pretty shortly here we'll be having a flurry of activity - the end of the act is within sight, but before that happens you'll be seeing a fun flash with Hannah, some followup on Brian, and just a little "hello" from Ray. Then the end of act flash, which is going to be great, and then

 

Oh right.

 

You all don't know about that.

 

Oh this will be a fun surprise

 

In any case I can guaruntee from here on out, updates will be a lot faster, so buckle your safety belts kids.

 

As a note, I know we didn't get to a lot of suggestions for Hannah this round - but I want you all to know I've got every one saved and will be using them as soon as possible. Don't worry, you have not been passed over. At least not intentionally.

[Queen of Noise]

Well we passed a milestone - our first really heavy moment is over with!

 

Um excuse me did you already forget about the alcoholism and crippling depression because I REMEMBER :'(

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

[Authors]: Stop introducing new characters just when we're getting to know one![bulltop]: Repair guitar[bulltop]: Quickly retrieve arms from crates (sorry)[bulltop]: Pull that tempting lever next to the steering wheel[bulltop]: Turn on the lights!

Edited January 13, 2013 by Jedi Knight Krazy

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Another new character. This is going to fun.

 

[bulltop]: Remember why everyone calls you 'Bulltop.'

[bulltop]: Rip steering wheel off the wall.

[bulltop]: Become a legend.