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(Boom. That's right, I was hinting at the existence of the many kings even back then!)

 

Those look like rooks...

 

[Ray]: Ask why we - I mean you - can't just invade Sinport and take back the stolen IMAGINATION

[Ray]: Ask why the aliens need RAW IMAGINATION, since other planets (like Earth) get along just fine without it

[Ray]: Immediately embark on epic quest for the EIGHT MACGUFFINS


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[Ray]: Keep mind from exploding that all these revelations.

[Ray]: Request that you be given a weapon.


Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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(Boom. That's right, I was hinting at the existence of the many kings even back then!)

Those look like rooks...

 

Right, because kings live in castles!

 

(dang, sweet save. nice job rayg pats on the back for that one)

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[Ray]: It's Dangerous to Go Alone

[Ray]: Take This

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[Ray]: EXPLODE from all this EXPOSITION being dumped on your head.

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Alright, I'm starting to get into some bad, non-updating habits again, so I'm trying to kick the funk with a quickie!

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An update in which Ray proves he's the biggest jerk around


Also, just for you exploding fans

 

[Ray]: Keep mind from exploding that all these revelations.

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you fail miserably.

 

 


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Alright guys, got some good stuff for ya!

 

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Strafe!!

 

To make up for the lack of real command usage lately this fight is 100% unscripted. That's right bugs and ghouls, you have the streering wheel. Who will die? who will live? who will be hit on the head with a stuffed penguin? choose wisely!

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This story needs more dragons. Don't you think? Time for an elaborate scheme!

 

[Ray]: Get excited to beat up an actual alien!

[Ray]: Retrieve DRACONIC STATUE from SYLLADEX

[Ray]: Use the power of RAW IMAGINATION to transform the DRACONIC STATUE into a living DRAGON

[Ray]: Hope it's on your side.

 

[Vinny]: Wicked!


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"I hate places where Earth physics don't apply!"

 

RAY

 

[Ray]: Now Is Not the Time for Fear

[Ray]: Okay maybe Just a Little Fear

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[Ray]: Kick the Metanoid in the face. Hard.

[Ray]: Get EXITED about fighting and drop the DRACONIC STATUE onto the Metanoid.


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[Ray]: Kick the Metanoid in the face. Hard.

[Ray]: Get EXITED about fighting and drop the DRACONIC STATUE onto the Metanoid.

[Ray]: Get FRUSTRATED about dropping the DRACONIC STATUE and drop the EMPTY CAN on the Metanoid.


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[Ray]: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE'S SAKE!

[Ray] Use your fist on the Metanoid.


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So... no dragons? :( Fine, an elaborate scheme that's a bit more friendly to Ray's sensibilities:

 

[Ray]: Determine if the thing on the front is a tooth or an eye

[Ray]: Upon deciding that it is in fact an eye and therefore a weak point, stab it with your pencil

 

[Ray]: Fall in LOVE with the adorable little killer robot

[Ray]: Ehem. LOVE. That means penguin!

 

[Ray]: Throw a fig at the Metanoid

 

[Ray]: Recall where the mini firestaff thing you stole went

[Ray]: Despite it not being PENCILKIND, attempt to use it as a weapon. I mean tool.

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... I'll have my dragon someday.

 

[Ray]: Criticize Tahusprite for not just doing that in the first place

[Ray]: Collect REWARD from the battle. Battles always give LOOT, right?

[Ray]: Unleash the inner dork again.

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[Ray]: Dance victoriously on the bodies (well, body) of your enemies.

[Ray]: Such feelings of Victory should catalog the closest item, shouldn't it?

[Ray]: +200 XP! LEVEL UP!

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[Ray]: Take the enemy's Krana.

[Ray]: Wear the Krana.

 

[Tahusprite]: Gloat about your victory.


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[Tahusprite]: Insult Ray for being so utterly useless

[Ray]: Feel useless

[Ray]: Punch Tahusprite in the face.

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OK, now I'm lost... since when did Brian have a sprite without starting the game?

 

[Tahusprite]: Pester Ray

[Ray]: Be pestered by Tahusprite

[Vinny]: Be pestered by Vinny

[Ray]: Fill up the Ta-tanic with IMAGINATION

[Ray]: Train your COMBAT skill to LEVEL 18


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[RAY]: Throw your phone on the ground in UTTER RAGE

[RAY]: Captcha your phone with the UTTER RAGE.

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[Ray]: Search for your brother....if you want.

[Ray]: Wonder about what to do now.

[Tahusprite]: Poke fun at Ray for the fun of it.


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OK, now I'm lost... since when did Brian have a sprite without starting the game?

What Brian thinks is going on, and what actually is going on, are two very different things. The facts are these:

 

Brian has a helper made from the amalgamation of a weird robot that lived in his house but was broken, several pieces of technology sent to him by Ray's Lil Bro, and a floating brain/computer program that has served as his guardian for as long as he has lived.

 

Ray has a helper made from the amalgamation of a Bionicle toy and a powerful game construct.

 

Brian thinks that because his helper and Ray's helper were both made from a bunch of weird stuff, they are both part of the game, but the thing about Brian is that his sleuthing tends to lead him towards conclusions that aren't always correct. He skips over important details before coming to his answer. This will be important later.


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There's no possible way that Brain and the sprites are connected and all these theories to the contrary are wildly over-speculated.


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At long last, the secrets of our totally original alchemy technique is revealed! Enjoy a bunch of animations I made almost two years ago guys.

Speaking of which, the next update will be a pretty big Page, and then after that we're not far from the End of Act 2. Stay tuned!

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[Ray]: The Good Guys Dress in Black

[Ray]: Put your Ray Bans On

[Ray]: Guard Against Extra-Terrestrial Violence

[Ray]: Walk With Me

[Ray]: Bounce With Me

[Ray]: Slide With Me

[Ray]: Now Freeze

[Ray]: We Won't Let You Remember

[Tahusprite]: Fry Some More Bugs

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[Ray]: Attempt to put Tahusprite into the machine to make him better.

[Ray]: Make a lightsabor with the machine for self-defense.

[Ray]: Think of more stuff to create.


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I gotta tell you, it's not happening quite yet but I really look forward to seeing all the crazy stuff you guys are going to come up with for the alchemy bits.


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[Ray]: Wonder about Equivalent Exchange in this situation.

[Tahusprite]: Grab RAY and use him to beat some bugs to death.


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[Ray]: Wonder about Equivalent Exchange in this situation.

[Tahusprite]: Grab RAY and use him to beat some bugs to death.

Hey it all works out for the most part! Except the infinite Lego pieces produced in the Probelisk but uh...let's ignore that.

 

Anyway I ended up putting out another update because you guys are cool and I missed doing it.

 

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but this time for real the next one will be a Flash.


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[Ray]: Test out the new weapon on anything and everythin in sight.

[Ray]: Accidentally set house on fire. Again.

[Tahusprite]: Wonder how Ray was chosen for this.


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