Soran Posted June 20, 2015 Author Share Posted June 20, 2015 New Comic Escaped Lawyer? Sometimes I like to bring back the spider. How the Karz did that random lawyer get the mask of time?! Same way how Soran has a mask of light. I assume it's just the shape and now the actual power. ok now i'm really going to go draw that picture I will await your picture. eyyyy soran I gota thing for ya It involves lawyers and Browines That didn't take long. Nice picture, I like the look in my eyes, I feel my expression really explains it all. Well I have a thing for him too. It's my business card.http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/LogantoTheLeMatoran/Artwork/image.jpg I like the "insert job here". Really summarizes your role in the comics. I has a Card, too! That looks like the card was made by other people based on your ranking. Glad you guys enjoyed the comic, ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Don't worry, the card is hand-made when... I was in... The southern seas... On an incredible... Lawsuit of... Dolphins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Heh. I wonder how this lawyer conflict will be resolved. The spider's return really caught me off guard. Which is good. Maybe instead of suing the fourth wall, we should sue the spider...with the fourth wall as our lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) The devilish fikou returns! D: Also, I made a real set of business cards for fun. EDIT: This is just what I printed. My phone wasn't uploading to brickshelf correctly.Insert job here Edited June 20, 2015 by Kohnoh Toa of the Trees Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Crud, Brickshelf fails me so often. I don't even use a phone :C This lawyer debate is sure gonna end big. I imagine us both bursting through the door at the same time, fighting to get to Soran first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 New Comic Objection! I figured I would use the iconic "OBJECTION!" symbol(?) at least once during the story arc. Don't worry, the card is hand-made when... I was in... The southern seas... On an incredible... Lawsuit of... Dolphins... Makes perfect sense. I assume it was a tough case for the supreme court of Atlantis. Heh. I wonder how this lawyer conflict will be resolved. The spider's return really caught me off guard. Which is good. Maybe instead of suing the fourth wall, we should sue the spider...with the fourth wall as our lawyer. I wonder that too. The spider would just capture the person suing or the judge. I don't think it'd be a great idea. The devilish fikou returns! D: Also, I made a real set of business cards for fun. EDIT: This is just what I printed. My phone wasn't uploading to brickshelf correctly.Insert job here Indeed. Looks good. Crud, Brickshelf fails me so often. I don't even use a phone :C This lawyer debate is sure gonna end big. I imagine us both bursting through the door at the same time, fighting to get to Soran first. You're kind of accurate to the situation at hand. Glad you guys enjoyed the comic, ~Soran 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Perfect. 10/10 on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 "I'm a Lawyer." "You're hired" Pretty sure the job is taken now, sorry Ghid. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The way the speech bubbles are set up in the last panel , it looks like Soran is saying "you're hired" before Loganto even gets to state he's a lawyer. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 You might want to sue that spider too. And ya know, the law is great and all, but sometimes you just gotta send the right person to...break some kneecaps. I don't care that the fourth wall probably doesn't have kneecaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Ptolemic speaks the truth How do you know Loganto even knows how to break kneecaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Tec Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Ptolemic speaks the truth How do you know Loganto even knows how to break kneecaps?HA again u foolish lawyers Wat did u think my "fair" terms are or that the opponent will "willingly" agree. If anything i've made my self out to be a psychopath that bakes sweets. btw Loganto I have some fair terms u need to agree to that may or may not help Ghidora Quote one day this will contain greatness only the best. But take this with the ocean of salt then you will know what to expect from this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reznas Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Hey, I'm back!!!-- wait, nevermind. :\ These comics are really giving me a good laugh. -Rez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I don't break kneecaps. I'm a pacifist. 1 Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 What does that spider even do with all those matoran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Obviously it eats them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Obviously it didn't, they're still alive. And I'm a pacifist, too. Pass-a-fist Very fast So I'm a brawler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechanicMustard Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I don't break kneecaps. I'm a pacifist.This needs to get in a comic now. Nice to see you back Soran! 1 Quote Check out my comics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavla Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Maybe the web has a substance in it that weakens the Matoran's armor. Over time the armor degrades and falls off. Exposing the organics of the unlucky Matoran. Maybe the web also semi digests the Matoran inside. Slowly, over time. Making it easier for the small Spider to consume large targets. The head isn't wrapped so clearly it uses the heads for egg storage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Maybe the web has a substance in it that weakens the Matoran's armor. Over time the armor degrades and falls off. Exposing the organics of the unlucky Matoran. Maybe the web also semi digests the Matoran inside. Slowly, over time. Making it easier for the small Spider to consume large targets. The head isn't wrapped so clearly it uses the heads for egg storage.That is gross and terrifying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) Maybe the web has a substance in it that weakens the Matoran's armor. Over time the armor degrades and falls off. Exposing the organics of the unlucky Matoran. Maybe the web also semi digests the Matoran inside. Slowly, over time. Making it easier for the small Spider to consume large targets. The head isn't wrapped so clearly it uses the heads for egg storage.That is gross and terrifying I know, he knows I like it that way. Gav is hands down the best commenter so far. Edited June 23, 2015 by Kohnoh Toa of the Trees 1 Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 You know, you're half-describing the Antlion. Digs a pit in the sand, ant falls in, sand falls too so it can't get out. Spits sand up to shove the ant downwards. Once at the bottom, it pierces the ant's abdomen and injects a chemical that dissolves all of the ant's internal organs into mush which it greedily slurps down. Afterwards it chucks the ant skeleton a great distance so nobody knows a thing. Buy it as a pet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavla Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I thought you meant the Antlion from Half Life 2. But good comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) New Comic Debate Begins "No wonder he was mentioned a lot… Wait, how would you know that that's an autobiography on Jude Law?" -Loganto "I bought it…" -Ghidora Sorry about the late comic. I've been having some internet issues as of late. I think they've been resolved. Perfect. 10/10 on this one. Great, glad it worked out. "I'm a Lawyer.""You're hired"Pretty sure the job is taken now, sorry Ghid. Soran has low standards. The way the speech bubbles are set up in the last panel , it looks like Soran is saying "you're hired" before Loganto even gets to state he's a lawyer. Was afraid of that. Can't do much about it at this point. You might want to sue that spider too.And ya know, the law is great and all, but sometimes you just gotta send the right person to...break some kneecaps.I don't care that the fourth wall probably doesn't have kneecaps. That advice reminds me of something I would assume Swimmy 2.0 would say. Ptolemic speaks the truth How do you know Loganto even knows how to break kneecaps? I'd assume he wouldn't since his character is a pacifist. Ptolemic speaks the truth How do you know Loganto even knows how to break kneecaps?HA again u foolish lawyers Wat did u think my "fair" terms are or that the opponent will "willingly" agree. If anything i've made my self out to be a psychopath that bakes sweets. btw Loganto I have some fair terms u need to agree to that may or may not help Ghidora Intimidate them and pick a side, interesting protocol you have there. Hey, I'm back!!!-- wait, nevermind. :\ These comics are really giving me a good laugh. -Rez Haha, false alarm. Glad they're doing their job. I don't break kneecaps. I'm a pacifist. Bingo, figured. What does that spider even do with all those matoran. It traps them in it's web. It's waiting for Thanksgiving to have it's giant feast. Obviously it eats them I'd assume it does. Maybe it does it for sport, who knows. Obviously it didn't, they're still alive. And I'm a pacifist, too. Pass-a-fist Very fast So I'm a brawler. As long as you don't pass a stone then you're good. I don't break kneecaps. I'm a pacifist.This needs to get in a comic now. Nice to see you back Soran! Might see if I can input that advice in a comic, not sure though. Thanks. Maybe the web has a substance in it that weakens the Matoran's armor. Over time the armor degrades and falls off. Exposing the organics of the unlucky Matoran. Maybe the web also semi digests the Matoran inside. Slowly, over time. Making it easier for the small Spider to consume large targets. The head isn't wrapped so clearly it uses the heads for egg storage. You've successfully creeped me out. Nice work Gav. Maybe the web has a substance in it that weakens the Matoran's armor. Over time the armor degrades and falls off. Exposing the organics of the unlucky Matoran. Maybe the web also semi digests the Matoran inside. Slowly, over time. Making it easier for the small Spider to consume large targets. The head isn't wrapped so clearly it uses the heads for egg storage.That is gross and terrifying Agreed. Maybe the web has a substance in it that weakens the Matoran's armor.Over time the armor degrades and falls off. Exposing the organics of the unlucky Matoran.Maybe the web also semi digests the Matoran inside. Slowly, over time. Making it easier for the small Spider to consume large targets.The head isn't wrapped so clearly it uses the heads for egg storage.That is gross and terrifyingI know, he knows I like it that way. Gav is hands down the best commenter so far. I'd say he's definitely got the most interesting comments. You know, you're half-describing the Antlion. Digs a pit in the sand, ant falls in, sand falls too so it can't get out. Spits sand up to shove the ant downwards. Once at the bottom, it pierces the ant's abdomen and injects a chemical that dissolves all of the ant's internal organs into mush which it greedily slurps down. Afterwards it chucks the ant skeleton a great distance so nobody knows a thing. Buy it as a pet! Heading to my local pet store right now. I thought you meant the Antlion from Half Life 2. But good comparison. No idea what either thing is but I'll take your word for it guys. Glad you guys enjoyed the comic, ~Soran Edited June 24, 2015 by Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Antlion: larval state of a species of fly, I believe. And oh gosh LOL this comic! I have a sneaking suspicion of what that qualification is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Antlion: larval state of a species of fly, I believe. And in the case of Half-Life 2, these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Tec Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Antlion: larval state of a species of fly, I believe. And oh gosh LOL this comic! I have a sneaking suspicion of what that qualification is...Browines? perhaps u gota go kill the spider. or break some knee caps idk Quote one day this will contain greatness only the best. But take this with the ocean of salt then you will know what to expect from this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Oh wow, this is beautiful! It's the comic version of our previous argument! This is hilarious! Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 *Let's keep arguing so he gets more info* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) Heh. Knew it wouldn't be as simple as Loganto getting hired without competition from Ghidora. And that's a good thing. Funnier this way. I wonder what the way to settle this is. Hey, I think I figured it out! Yeah, see, he'll show them a wall and ask them if they like it. Whoever likes it less is clearly the better lawyer because wall backwards would be pronounced the same as law and a lawyer would obviously dislike the reverse of law. Edited June 24, 2015 by Axilus Prime 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 ...That's genius. 1 Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechanicMustard Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Now Mr. Govaki needs to come along and sue Loganto and Ghidora for going under the title Lawyer without actual knowledge. Quote Check out my comics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Now wait a minute, who's representing the Fourth Wall? Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavla Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Judge Judy should be a character in these comics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Let's just photoshop her face onto a Chimoru omega body. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Judge Judy should be a character in these comics. Next member title: Literally Judge Judy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted June 25, 2015 Author Share Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) New Comic Fashion Debate Who wore it best? Does it even matter? Antlion: larval state of a species of fly, I believe. And oh gosh LOL this comic! I have a sneaking suspicion of what that qualification is... K. I'll tell you what it's not. Fashion. Antlion: larval state of a species of fly, I believe. And in the case of Half-Life 2, these things. Who needed sleep. Antlion: larval state of a species of fly, I believe. And oh gosh LOL this comic! I have a sneaking suspicion of what that qualification is...Browines? perhaps u gota go kill the spider. or break some knee caps idk I'll only pick the lawyer who gives me baked goods. Oh wow, this is beautiful! It's the comic version of our previous argument! This is hilarious! I thought the arguments were hilarious so I ended up using a lot of them in the comics. *Let's keep arguing so he gets more info* Go ahead, give me more fuel for comics. Heh. Knew it wouldn't be as simple as Loganto getting hired without competition from Ghidora. And that's a good thing. Funnier this way. I wonder what the way to settle this is. Hey, I think I figured it out! Yeah, see, he'll show them a wall and ask them if they like it. Whoever likes it less is clearly the better lawyer because wall backwards would be pronounced the same as law and a lawyer would obviously dislike the reverse of law. Pretty much. And if they dislike the wall then they will obviously be a good opponent to the Fourth Wall. It all comes full circle. ...That's genius. I agree, too bad I didn't think of it before I made the actual reason. Now Mr. Govaki needs to come along and sue Loganto and Ghidora for going under the title Lawyer without actual knowledge. What, nah they totally know what they're doing. I mean one of them read their law book just last night, totally studied for the event. And the other one knows how to avoid going to jail since they're clearly not currently in jail. I'd say they're both perfectly capable "lawyers". Now wait a minute, who's representing the Fourth Wall? Probably the loser. Judge Judy should be a character in these comics. Oh gosh. Never seen her show but I know bits about her character. It's an entertaining idea but I have no idea if I can do it justice. Let's just photoshop her face onto a Chimoru omega body. That'll work. Judge Judy should be a character in these comics. Next member title: Literally Judge Judy. Can I have that one? Please? Dibs. Glad you guys enjoyed the comics, ~Soran Edited June 25, 2015 by Soran 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Tec Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 if it was who was cheaper I did say -10 but yeah if the person u hire doesnt bake u sweets fire em and hire me instead that way I get money for all the ads I put on my browine pan. (its like youtube but they have to see it untill they finish eating) Quote one day this will contain greatness only the best. But take this with the ocean of salt then you will know what to expect from this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Aha! I charge nothing when we win! I also carry a bag of cookies with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Heh. Since lawyers set their own rates this could get complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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