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Not sure, but I think that the sets have actually managed to solve more problems by their incomptence than being smart and solving their issues.

Gali: (walks out of the room) Hey guys.Brutaka: Hey Gali.Pridak: ...Brutaka: ...man...where DID that fire go?

All of a sudden I see what you mean.

Sentinel: I can help you get to the orb below...but in return...Iwould ask that you do something for me.Levacius: ...bring you some cheese?Sentinel: No. That was a joke. I need some MOTOR OIL.Brenmac: ...Sentinel: I'm incredibly rusty. I can barely move.Brenmac: Motor oil isn't gonna help you-Sentinel: SILENCE! I know what I need.

Having a conversation like this with a mysterious robot is only logical. And Motor oil can fix anything if it talks :)Another good chapter, and Mesoquack's evil scheme of evilness should be suitibly evil. Or not.MTL
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Am I the only one upset that Sonu died? Well he never comes on this topic anymore so maybe it doesn't really matter.But good chapter. Once more the sets fail at putting two and two together, I'm a little wary of helping a claiming to be-friendly sentinel, the fight with Assassin and Sonu was very good but had a sad ending, and Evil Tahu's coming back? Awesome, I'm going to bring him back in Almost There as well.RIP Sonu.-Zehvor Brenmac :)

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the fight with Assassin and Sonu was very good but had a sad ending, and Evil Tahu's coming back? Awesome, I'm going to bring him back in Almost There as well.

I'm not sure which I'm more surprised about: The fact that you were the only one that noticed or the fact that you didn't put the connection between the two events togther :P.-MT

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Sonu. Going to the Core? Great. I knew he was a terrible person, but I didn't know he was that terrible. Poor Sonu. R.I.P Sonu and please don't rise from the grave.Another excelante chapter Mangy Tortoise.-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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You mean I'm starring in the next chapter? Or is this more like "oh yeah, and iBrow and Kpik went and like, raided a base or something".

Let's compromise and say neither.</p>Actually, I was going to include that scene(it hasn't happened yet) in this chappy...but I already wrote a lot and was lazy :PChapter 42: Mesoquack vs. MT...and MesonakIn the Core...Sonu: ...ugh....ow....Evil Tahu: HEY!!! It’s my old BUDDY!! How are you doing!?Sonu: (picks himself up) ...what?Evil Tahu: ...aw. I thought you were Tahu for a second.Sonu: ...where the heck am I?Evil Tahu: You? You’re in the core. Where all the bad Bionicles go when they die.Sonu: ...the core?Evil Tahu: ...well...we were gonna call it...um...you know what...but you know how people get offended easily these days.Sonu: So I’m dead?Evil Tahu: Now there’s one question that’s not so easy to answer.Sonu: ...what do you mean? Either I’m dead or I’m alive...right?Evil Tahu: You tell me. Can a plastic toy really die?Sonu: ...good point.Evil Tahu: Anyways, I guess you’re stuck with me...in the core...for now. Fun fun fun.Sonu: What? I need to get out of here...my team needs me.Evil Tahu: ...Sonu: ...Evil Tahu: ...er...well...that’s a problem, isn’t it?Sonu: You’re not gonna let me out, are you?Evil Tahu: Hmm? No, that’s not it at all. I want you gone as quickly as possible, to be honest.Sonu: ...Evil Tahu: You kinda smell, you’re not particularly good looking, and the last guests I had here trashed my place before leaving.Sonu: How lovely.Evil Tahu: The real problem is...I don’t know how to get you out of here. If I could, I would, but I can’t, and so I shan’t.Sonu: ...Evil Tahu: I like rhyming. Can you tell?Sonu: Wait a minute. I think I know you.Evil Tahu: ...of course you know me. I introduced myself to you like 1 minute ago.Sonu: Not that. We’ve met before.Evil Tahu: ...yeah. One minute ago.Sonu: BEFORE one minute ago!Evil Tahu: ...well...I guess I did meet you before a minute ago...I saw you unconscious on my floor...but I don’t think you particularly noticed me.Sonu: *sigh* I’m not gonna get anywhere with this, am I? I mean WAY before this. Evil Tahu: ...Sonu: ...did you, by any chance, happen to visit a house in Georgia?Evil Tahu: Yeah! That’s where the Tahu I was talking about lives. You know him?Sonu: Yeah. I live with him.Evil Tahu: ...hmm...Sonu: What?Evil Tahu: ...well...I was thinking...if you can help me get to him...I could help you get out of here, too.Sonu: What?Evil Tahu: It’s complicated. I’ll explain on the way.Elsewhere...Mesonak: ...so...where are we, anyway?MT: I’ll let you know as soon as I find out.Mesonak: Ah.MT: ...Mesonak: ...have you found out yet?MT: No.Mesonak: ...MT: ...Mesonak: How about now?MT: No.Mesonak: ...MT: ...Mesonak: ..how ab-MT: NO!!!! Mesonak: ...MT: I haven’t found a single discernable landmark so far. We’ve been walking around in these stupid underground passages for the past 15 minutes, and I’ve got as much clue as to where we are as you do.Mesonak: ...how about that? (points to a lit room nearby)MT: (turns around)...whoa...Mesonak: ...MT: ...(runs into the room)...haven’t been here before.Mesonak: What is it?MT: ...it’s...it’s a dead end. Dang it.Mesonak: (walks into the room) Aw.MT: It’s like this...platform suspended way above a pool of lava...Mesonak: Yeah. I know. I’m in the room with you.MT: ...(looks around)...oh! It’s an elevator. That’s what it is.Mesonak: Cool. How do we use it?MT: We find a control panel somewhere...look for something that controls it.Mesonak: ...doesn’t seem like there’s anything on the platform...(peers over the edge)...maybe there’s a switch belo-*WHAM!!!*Mesonak: (goes flying over the edge of the elevator) AAAHHH!!!!MT: (turns around)Mesoquack: Miss me? MT: (unlimbers a sword) No. Not really.Mesoquack: Heh. (slams his fist against a button on the wall, and the elevator starts to move upwards)MT: ...Mesoquack: (pulls out his own sword) You should’ve been dead last time we met. MT: Hey, Mesonak! (looks over the edge) The button was-(silence)MT: ...(looks at the giant lava pool)(silence)MT: ...(turns back to Mesoquack) you’ve got a real talent for annoying me.Mesoquack: Hmm. Maybe you’re a halfway decent fighter when you’re mad. Let’s find out, shall we? (charges at MT)MT: Heh. I don’t think I’m better when I’m angry...(activates his newly repaired mask)Mesoquack: (watches MT vanish from sight) ...?MT: (reappears right behind Mesoquack and slams him into the ground)...but I am a bit better when my mask isn’t broken.Mesoquack: (rolls over and knocks MT away)MT: ...Mesoquack: ...that’s a game that multiple people can participate in. (activates his own mask)MT: ...Mesoquack: ...behold...the Kanohi COPYPASTA. It copies any move of yours that I wish.MT: ...well then. This should be interesting.15 minutes of randomly teleporting around a platform later...MT: This sucks.Mesoquack: I kinda figured there would be more pew pew and less q q.MT: ...Mesoquack: ...MT: ...Mesoquack: Fine. I call for a duel of honor.MT: ...Mesoquack: We shall both swear, on our honor, that we will not use the teleportation feature.MT: ...very well.Mesoquack: You swear.MT: Yes.Mesoquack: On your life.MT: Sure.Mesoquack: On your hon-MT: I WON’T USE THE MASK.Mesoquack: ...ok then. Just making sure. (picks his sword up and rushes at MT)MT: ...Mesoquack: YYYAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH-MT: (teleports behind Mesoquack and kicks him off the platform)*WHAM!!*Mesoquack: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU CHEATER!!!!!MT: Yeah, yeah, yeah...you know what they say. If you can’t win, cheat! If you can’t cheat, stall! And if you can’t stall...Mesoquack: AAAAAAAhhhhhhhh...(tries to activate his mask)Mesonak: (jumps out from the wall and tackles Mesoquack)*WHUMP!!*Mesoquack: AAHHHHH!!! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?Mesonak: I was hanging on for dear life from the cave wall. No thanks to you.Mesoquack: (looks at the lava below, fast approaching) WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!Mesonak: I know.Mesoquack: ...Mesonak: ALALALALALALALA-*SPLOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!*MT: ...if you can’t stall....quit.Meanwhile, back in the Core...Evil Tahu: WONDERFUL!!! More guests!!Mesoquack: ...I’m going to get you back for this.Mesonak: Tee hee.To be continued...-MT Edited by Toa Zehvor MT

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So Sonu and Mseonak are deceased, but not out of the story. If that's the case, I'm fine with seeing some of the Zehvor being killed off (at least temporarily, as you seem to be hinting at). The battle between you and Mesoquack was very epic and Evil Tahu is back as humorous as ever. I'm assuming that Sonu, Mesonak, and Mesoquack will have a lot of paperwork to fill out?Good job Mr. Timbuktu.-Zehvor Brenmac :)

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Grabbing onto your 'slightly-more-evil' version and plunging into a lake of fire is serious business.Nice to see ET back again. You do good work on the chapter Mysterious Torpedo.-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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Mesoquack: (looks at the lava below, fast approaching) WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!Mesonak: I know.Mesoquack: ...Mesonak: ALALALALALALALA-*SPLOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!*MT: ...if you can’t stall....quit.Meanwhile, back in the Core...Evil Tahu: WONDERFUL!!! More guests!!Mesoquack: ...I’m going to get you back for this.Mesonak: Tee hee.

Best scene IMO. And now, Sonu is stuck with Both Meso's. Along with evil Tahu.Meh. Good chappy, MT.

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Great chapters. These last few have been full of awesome battles, and Sonu's death was epic (in that "an awesome hero dies" kinda epicness). Hoping he comes back though, as challenging him on Reach would be fun. That reminds me...I gotta get your Brawl friend codes, gamertags, and 3DS friend codes...or however many of those you have.And the Evil Tahu return is a nice start to TBTTRAH's Year of the Fifth Anniversary.Nice job Mop Tagger.Also, just since I know you'll see it here, I replied in PS, because I'm actually going to keep it active.

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Thanks PB. Also I'll get back to PS. Forgot about it with the craziness of surgery and all.I apologize for a chapter not being up today, as is the custom(1 per every 2 days). My car had been "fixed," and then turned out to have another problem, so we had to go bring it back to the shop and then leave for Bible study, which left me with no time for chappy writing. Will be done tomorrow(unless something else happens)-MT

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Chapter 43: Midnight SnackMeanwhile...iBrow: So here’s how this thing works. We press this button, and it directly connects to the wire over there, ok?Kpik: ...uh huh.iBrow: Then it goes around, and-Brenmac: Hey guys. (walks up)PB: ...where’d you come from?JL: Looking for some stuff. You trying to take down this base?PB: I dunno. Those two have been pouring over some control thing over there for 30 minutes now.Levacius: ...and...what have you been doing for all this time?PB: Sharpening my weapons.Levacius: ...for 30 minutes?PB: (points to a pile of trashed robots)Levacius: ...PB: ...Levacius: ...ooh.PB: Actually, sharpening them was sort of a secondary goal.Brenmac: Well, hey, since we’re here now, can we go inside with you guys? We need to look here for something.iBrow: ...Brenmac: ...iBrow: ...no.Levacius: What? Why?Kpik: This is why. (presses the button)Sentinel Base: *BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!*Brenmac: ...Levacius: ...iBrow and Kpik: RAAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDDD!!!!!! (charge into the base)Brenmac: ..wait...if the base is destroyed...JL: Where are we gonna get the motor oil from?Back at the house...Tahu: *yawn* Oh man, long day. Pohatu: You going to bed?Tahu: Yeah.Pohatu: Ok. Farewell until tomorrow.Tahu: ...er...sure...farewell too...(opens the door)Ghirardelli: AHA!!Tahu: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!Ghirardelli: You have entered my...evil...complex.Tahu: ...Ghirardelli: You have left me no choice but to destroy you.Tahu: Dude, that’s MY bed you’re on.Ghirardelli: Correction: That WAS your bed I’m on. It is now my headquarters.Tahu: Right. Sure. Whatever. Ghirardelli: ...Tahu: ...listen, um...Grease Oil, was it?Ghirardelli: Ghirardelli!!! Ghirardelli is my name!!Tahu: Right. Ghirar-something. This is how things are gonna go tonight. You’re gonna get off my bed within the next 15 seconds, or I’m gonna punt you off of my bed within the next 30 seconds. Your choice.Ghirardelli: ...you threaten ME?!? Do you know who I AM!?!?Tahu: You’re that weird guy with the dragon who was named after the chocolate company..Ghirardelli: ...Tahu: We met before.Ghirardelli: Ah. Right. Tahu: ...Ghirardelli: ...Tahu: ...so...guess I’m punting you off the bed, huh?Ghirardelli: (leaps off the bed and lands by Tahu)Tahu: Good. Finally a smart decis-Ghirardelli: (pulls out his sword and points it at Tahu’s face)Tahu: ....never mind.Ghirardelli: You think that YOU pose any threat to me?Tahu: ...Ghirardelli: Your arrogance is going to cost you dearly, Toa. I have a feeling that when I am done, you will wish that you had never set foot inside this room.Tahu: (snaps his fingers)Ghirardelli: ...oh, what? You’ve got some stupid servant to do your fighting for you?Tahu: You got a giant dragon, so I get an oversized animal too.Ghirardelli: ...very well then. Bring on this...oversized....fighter...Omega Turtle: (walks into the room) Buh....*yawn*...you called?Ghirardelli: ...your fighter is a turtle? (bursts out laughing)Omega Turtle: ...what’s so buh-ing funny?Tahu: ...this guy here needs to be escorted out of the room, please.Omega Turtle: ...ah. (walks towards Ghirardelli)Ghirardelli: (points his sword at Omega) ...back! Back, you foul demon!Omega Turtle: (pays no attention to the sword and continues walking towards Ghirardelli)Ghirardelli: ...(backs up) Get away from me! (slashes his sword in the air) I’m warning you! I’ll...I’ll...I’ll cut your ankles!Omega Turtle: (lunges forward and picks up Ghirardelli)Ghirardelli: Hey! What are you doing? Put me down! I am the evil villain of evil-ness! I cannot be defeated this early! I haven’t even created a master plan yet! Put me down! You’re ruining my storyline!Omega Turtle: (walks towards the door)Ghirardelli: You...you FOUL BEAST!!! (slashes Omega’s arm with his sword)Omega Turtle: Ow!Ghirardelli: Aha! The beast has a weakness then, does he? Well...I shall have to exploit this weakness and use it to-Omega Turtle: (grabs Ghirardelli’s puny sword out of his hand)Ghirardelli: ....hey! That’s mine, you overgrown reptile!Omega Turtle: (stops walking)...Ghirardelli: ...Omega Turtle: ...what did you just buh call me?Ghirardelli: I called you an overgrown reptile!Omega Turtle: ...you sure you don’t wanna buh apologize for that?Ghirardelli: What? That’s what you are, you fat turtle!Omega Turtle: ...Ghirardelli: ...yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do now, chunky?One quick snack later...Ghirardelli: ...hmm...it would appear the tables have turned rather quickly.Omega Turtle: Keep it buh down in there...I’m trying to buh sleep.Ghirardelli: Keep it down?!? You ATE me!!! Why should I keep it down?!?Omega Turtle: Cause if you buh don’t, I’ll eat some Piraka too, and then you’ll have to buh spend the entire buh night with them!Ghirardelli: ...Omega Turtle: ...Ghirardelli: ...nuts.To be continued...-MT

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Wait, you have a car? Why am I surprised?The banter between Ghirardelli and OT made the chapter well worth the wait. So good once again.Now I have my own stories to get back to...Also, did you ever get my message?-Zehvor Brenmac :)

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The banter between Ghirardelli and OT made the chapter well worth the wait. So good once again.

So true. :PHaving Omega in it at all made it better just with his sheer presence of awesomeness.That aside another great chapter Magic Thumb.-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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And that is how you stop the villian: get rid of them BEFORE they do something bad!And how could you not be absolutely afraid of someone named Omega Turtle? (it does kinda sound like a really bad B-movie)I want to see iBrow and Kipik's raid...MTL

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And I would like to see the Piraka being eaten too.

Duly noted.

I want to see iBrow and Kipik's raid...

'tis coming up.

Also, did you ever get my message?

Yes. Just haven't checked my PM in forever.I hate this new system. It only updates me about new messages half of the time.Chapter 44: LeftoversBack in the Void...Brenmac: ...man...JL: No luck?Brenmac: Nope. Nothing at all.Levacius: ...why did they have to blow this place up? Really...I mean...really....I mean...Brenmac: ...you mean really?Levacius: How’d you know?Brenmac: Lucky guess.JL: So...how are we supposed to get that orb now? If that sentinel won’t help us...what are we going to-*SPLOSH!*JL: ...(looks at the ground)Brenmac: ...you’re...standing in some black goo.JL: ...aw....aw HECK YES!!! HECK YES!!!Levacius: ...Brenmac: ...Levacius: ...pretty excited for your foot being covered in stuff, aren’t you?JL: This is motor oil! Brenmac: Wat.JL: Yeah! All this...it’s motor oil! It must’ve leaked out of the sentinels when they got blown up!Levacius: ...JL: Sweet. We got a nearly limitless supply of it, and we didn’t have to go to the trouble of killing anyone, too!Levacius: How are we gonna get it into a bottle?JL: ...Levacius: ...I mean...what, are we gonna tell him that there’s some motor oil a mile or so away, and hope that works?JL: Hmmm...Kpik: Hey, guys! Look what I found! A brand new vacuum cleaner!Brenmac: ...what?Kpik: Yeah. It’s perfect! There’s some more over there, if you guys want one.JL: ...Levacius: ...this could be the best day ever.One ruined vacuum cleaner later...Levacius: ...and then it could not.Brenmac: I told you you can’t “vacuum” oil and expect your cleaner to work.JL: What do you think our odds of success are if we deliver an oily vacuum cleaner to him?Brenmac: ...probably not good.Levacius: Meh. Might as well try it out anyway. Maybe he’ll give us a bottle or something that we can fill, if it doesn’t.Brenmac: ...fine. Let’s give it a shot.Elsewhere...Karo: ...sooo...Illik: ...Karo: ...what do you think our chances for survival are?Illik: Optimistically, around -25% sir.Karo: ...wait...what?Illik: Well, sir, when I calculate the chances of survival, I examine the hazards, enemies, and other dangers that we may come across, and total up what the regular Toa’s rate of survival would be.Karo: ...uh huh.Illik: And then I subtract 25% because I’m traveling with you.Karo: Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?Illik: ...sir...I don’t want to put this harshly...but...you suck at fighting.Karo: ...so much for not bluntly. Illik: I apologize...it was the nicest way I could have said it.Karo: You could have just said that I’m “not great” at fighting.Illik: “Not great,” wouldn’t even begin to describe you, sir.Karo: ...fine. Whatever. Well, we’ve still got a CHANCE, right? I mean, something crazy could happen and-(walks over a hill)Illik: ...oh my.Karo: (sees thousands upon thousands of Terna being dropped off by a gigantic supercarrier, and a black hole type object in the middle of the sky)Illik: ...Karo: ...never mind. No chance whatsoever.Illik: I would like to quote that one famous Toa now.Karo: ...what did he say?Illik: Run.Karo: ...which Toa was that?Illik: Don’t know. I assume some famous Toa had to say it sometime in the past.Back at the house...Kalmah: ...you’re up early.Xplode: Wanted to get breakfast before all of the other 10 dozen Bionicles in this house wake up and scramble for it at the same time.Kalmah: Good plan. I’m gonna get something out of the freezer. Want anything?Xplode: ...hmm? Oh, sure. Kalmah: Ok. (opens the freezer)Ghirardelli: ...Kalmah: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!Ghirardelli: ...Xplode: ...what is it?Kalmah: ...it’s some Ice Toa...he’s frozen in a bowl of ice.Xplode: ...who wanted to freeze a Toa? Kalmah: No clue. (grabs the bowl) OOF. Xplode: Heavy?Kalmah: Yeah. Xplode: Here. Lemme help. (grabs on to one end)Kalmah: Now. Pull!Xplode: EEerrrrrggggghhhh...Kalmah: RRRRRRAAAAGGGHHH....Xplode: RRRrrrrr...THERE! (bowl slides off its shelf and begins to falls out of the freezer)Kalmah: (falls backwards)Xplode: Wait, what? No! Don’t do that, the bowl’s gonna...*WHUMP!!!!*Xplode: ...land....on me....ow.Kalmah: ...what?Xplode: Help please. Ow.Kalmah: ...oh. The bowl landed on you? Ha ha...that’s pretty funny-Xplode: NO IT’S NOT!!!!Kalmah: All right, all right, it’s not funny.Xplode: Get this thing off me.Kalmah: What? Dude, we barely managed to pull it out of the freezer, TOGETHER. How am I going to drag this thing off of you?Xplode: I dunno. Melt the ice. Make the bowl weigh less.Kalmah: ...how am I going to melt it? I don’t have any elemental powers..Xplode: ...Kalmah: ...look...not all red guys control fire!Xplode: Yes...I’m beginning to figure out that was an incorrect assumption.Kalmah: ...Xplode: Well...here...go get the hair dryer, and let’s see what it can do.Meanwhile, in the core...Evil Tahu: Step right up! Here we go. Sonu: ...what is this?Evil Tahu: This is what I call...a MARIO LEVEL!!!Mesoquack: ...sounds...slightly disturbing.Mesonak: BUT FUN!!!Sonu: ...Mesonak: ...Sonu: ...you sure you two are twins?Mesoquack and Mesonak: No.Evil Tahu: Twins? What?Sonu: Yeah. Apparently they were both built as twin Toa on the same planet a long time ago...but then Mesonak ran away.Mesonak: Tee hee.Mesoquack: Stop saying that.Evil Tahu: WELL!! That makes this all the more interesting. Anyways, here’s how this works. See that thing over there that says “1-Up?”Sonu: ...yeah.Evil Tahu: Well, the only thing I can assume it does is give people another life! Which you three apparently need.Sonu: ...Evil Tahu: ...soooo...just navigate your way through this Mario level, get the 1-Up, and you’ll be good to go!Mesonak: Excellent.Evil Tahu: Oh, and one last thing.Mesonak: ...Evil Tahu: ...unless you’re as fat as a typical Italian plumber...you probably won’t be able to kill anything just by jumping on it. FYI n such.Mesonak: No problem. After all, I am a sleek, agile, hunting machine!Mesoquack: ...Mesonak: ...I’m not liking this idea so much after all.-MT

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Really? I mean... I mean... I mean...Alright Mystic Thigh, you have succeeded in another good chapter. All of the sections were cool and funny.Looks like Ghiradelli didn't sit very well in OT's stomach. How did he get in there?Tell him he was frozen in carbonite for a million years!-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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JL: Sweet. We got a nearly limitless supply of it, and we didn’t have to go to the trouble of killing anyone, too!

Kpik: Hey, guys! Look what I found! A brand new vacuum cleaner!Brenmac: ...what?Kpik: Yeah. It’s perfect! There’s some more over there, if you guys want one.

Too good to be true.

One ruined vacuum cleaner later...Levacius: ...and then it could not.Brenmac: I told you you can’t “vacuum” oil and expect your cleaner to work.

What did I tell you?

Karo: ...what do you think our chances for survival are?Illik: Optimistically, around -25% sir.Karo: ...wait...what?Illik: Well, sir, when I calculate the chances of survival, I examine the hazards, enemies, and other dangers that we may come across, and total up what the regular Toa’s rate of survival would be.Karo: ...uh huh.Illik: And then I subtract 25% because I’m traveling with you.Karo: Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?Illik: ...sir...I don’t want to put this harshly...but...you suck at fighting.

Logic. 'Tis a harsh mistress.

Karo: (sees thousands upon thousands of Terna being dropped off by a gigantic supercarrier, and a black hole type object in the middle of the sky)

Giant armies. 'Tis a really harsh mistress.

Xplode: I dunno. Melt the ice. Make the bowl weigh less.Kalmah: ...how am I going to melt it? I don’t have any elemental powers..Xplode: ...Kalmah: ...look...not all red guys control fire!

And that, Xplode, is why it's important to communicate all important information before you have a frozen bowl of Toa on you.

Evil Tahu: ...unless you’re as fat as a typical Italian plumber...you probably won’t be able to kill anything just by jumping on it. FYI n such.

Which is why you FALCAWWNN KICK!!!Another swell chapter, although I'd like to see Omega Turtle's excuse to "Why'd you remove him from your stomach and freeze him?"MTL
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Somehow I don't want to know just how OT got Ghirardelli out of his stomach before putting him into a bowl of water and then into the freezer.And I'm pretty sure that at least one Toa had the odds stacked way against him in the past and just decided, "Screw it, I'm out of here." and ran off. Just like Starscream said in RoTF, "Cowards do survive."Good chapter again MT.-Zehvor Brenmac :)

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There was stuff I wrote in reply, but then BZP's update messed my post up, so yeah.Too lazy to rewrite :PChapter 45: Early Morning Dragon Fights in Something Besides SkyrimIn the Void...Elevator: (comes to a stop on a circular, stone arena)MT: (steps off the elevator and looks around) ...! (MT notices Sonu on the ground)MT: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-One weeping and gnashing of teeth later...MT: ...(notices the portal that Assassin created with Sonu’s sword)Portal: (is there)MT: ...(walks to the portal)(In case you hadn’t noticed, it’s really hard to write a script comedy with only one character)MT: ...(looks around nervously, and then heads into the portal)(silence)(more silence)(yet even more sile-)Karo: GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!Illik: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!Karo: MOVE IT!!! MOVE IT!!! COMING THRO-(runs straight into the portal)Illik: (charges after Karo into the portal)Army of Terna: (follows them inside)Back at the house...Xplode: ...this is taking way too long.Kalmah: Hey, you got any other ideas, let me now. (continues to melt the ice with the hairdryer)Xplode: ...man...Kalmah: ...dude, I’m going as fast as I can. There’s just really no other way to-*RRRRROOOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!*Kalmah: (turns around)Progentius: (looks at the frozen Ghirardelli, and back at Kalmah)Kalmah: ...what? No! It wasn’t me! I swear! It-Progentius: RRRRROOOOAAARRRRRR!!!!!Kalmah: AAAHHHHH!!!! (dives under the table)Xplode: What? Wait! Kalmah! Come back! Progenitus: RRROOOAAARRRR!!!!Kalmah: AAAAHHH!!!! SAVE ME!!! Xplode: SAVE ME! I’M the one trapped under a frozen bowl!Progenitus: (stomps after Kalmah)Kalmah: (dives under the table) Yeah! Can’t get me under here, you big fat-Progenitus: (sets the floor on fire with his fire breath)Kalmah: ...dang it.Xplode: Get...this...stupid...thing...OFF OF ME!!!! RRRAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! (pushes against the bowl with all his might)Bowl: (doesn’t budge)Xplode: STUPID FREAKING (launches his corrosive sphere launcher in a fit of rage)Sphere: (collides with the bowl’s metal and begins to corrode it away)Xplode: ...Metal: (completely corrodes, leaving the frozen Ghirardelli on top of Xplode)Xplode: ...well...things have gotten a little better...I suppose.Progenitus: (tries to grab Xplode from under the table)Kalmah: Eat squid, sucker! (fires his squid launcher)Squid: (goes flying in some random direction)Progenitus: ...Kalmah: ...**** YOU STUPID LEGO LAUNCHER DESIGNS!!!!Reidak: *yawn* (walks into the dining room) Breakfast time.Xplode: Hey, Reidak! Reidak: ...yeah?Xplode: Before you wake up and notice that giant dragon, can you get this ice off of me?Reidak: Hmm? Oh, sure. (uses his super strength to easily shove the frozen Ghirardelli off)Xplode: Thanks. Reidak: Now...what giant dragon are you-Progentius: RRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!Reidak: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!Xplode: Stay calm! If you don’t scream, it won’t-Reidak: AAAHHH!!!! AAAAHHH!!!! AAAAHH!!! AAAHHH!!!Progenitus: (gets distracted by Reidak’s random screaming at starts to waddle over to Xplode and Reidak)Xplode: -notice us...Progenitus: RRRROOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! (sets the floor on fire by Xplode and Reidak)Xplode: ...ok...ok...ok...what do we do here...think, Xplode, think-Reidak: STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!!!! (falls to the ground and rolls all over the floor, rolling into the flames and setting himself on fire in the process)Xplode: ...Reidak: There! Problem solved!Progenitus: (grabs the burning Reidak and eats him)Xplode: ...Voice from inside Progenitus: ...never mind.Progenitus: (turns to Xplode) RRRROOOOAAAA--ERGH!!!Xplode: ...Progenitus: AAACCCKKK!!! (begins coughing violently, his throat set on fire from the burning Reidak)Xplode: ...Progenitus: RAAAACCKKK!!!! (throws up Reidak)*WHUMP!!!*Reidak: ...oww...Progenitus: ....aaaaggg....hhhhhaaa....(stumbles away)Xplode: ...good gosh you’re a war hero!Reidak: ...yeah...war hero...(picks himself up out of a puddle of dragon slobber)...totally.Elsewhere...Brenmac: Hey! Hey! Hey!Sentinel: Hmm?JL: We got your motor oil for you! (hands the vacuum cleaner to him)Sentinel: (grabs the vacuum cleaner and crushes it in his oversized hand)Brenmac: ...Sentinel: ...I had anticipated that you would...not succeed in that quest.Levacius: Wait, what? Why would you ever bet against me?Sentinel: Shush. (fires a rocket at Lev)Levacius: (gets nailed and flies into a wall) *WHAM!!!*Sentinel: You cannot be allowed to enter this place.Levacius: (picks himself up)...check that...bet on Levacius unless its a robot ambush.Sentinel: Analyzing targets. Brenmac: Aw, c’mon. It’s one little robot. What in the world is it going to-Sentinel: Correction. It is a Hyper Sentinel. Not regular sentinel.Brenmac: ...Sentinel: Hyper Sentinel Ultra Spam. (sends out a ridiculous amount of rockets)Brenmac: Aw nuts.To be continued...-MT

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Now I can finally read it.Also I managed to see your reply to me:

Heimlich Maneuver?

Oh that's good, because I was worried that...that...never mind.The beginning was humorous, the kitchen part was a fun read, and the end was a twist I almost saw coming. So, nice job.-Zehvor Brenmac :)

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Ah, yes. The forums finally made it. And I shall put you back in the story(I thought you had left forever).Chappy tomorrow. It's been a slow week for the comedy(and the comedy forum in general), so I don't want to get too far ahead of anyone who hasn't been here for a couple or so chapters.-MT

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Wow. I haven't checked here in a while. Way to keep my promise, huh? Fitting, I suppose, to come back and see I'm dead. :PThe past... eight or so chapters have been excellent. I especially enjoyed chapters 38 and 44. Navigating through a Mario level to get an extra life? Huh. Never would've guessed I'd wind up doing that.Also, the new characters that have been introduced since I last posted are all hilarious. But what else is new? Looking forward to more.-Mesonak

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Woulda updated earlier but my internet died...

Chapter 45: Early Morning Dragon Fights in Something Besides Skyrim

Only thing more epic than the name of the chapter was the chapter itself. :P

Hyper Sentinel Ultra Spam

Trap it in plastic!Well, in any case, another fun and good chapter Mark Twain.-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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Trap it in plastic!Well, in any case, another fun and good chapter Mark Twain.

That's actually a name I won't mind for once. :P

Wow. I haven't checked here in a while. Way to keep my promise, huh?Fitting, I suppose, to come back and see I'm dead.

Happens when you don't keep your promises.Wow. I haven't checked here in a while. Way to keep my promise, huh? Chapter 46: Portal WondersAt the house...Zaktan: Hey, guys.Hakann: Hey.Avak: Hello.Zaktan: ...are you two the only ones that showed up?Hakann: Seems like it. Avak: Reidak’s busy getting breakfast, and Vezok and Thok are still asleep.Zaktan: Lovely. Well, anyways, I called this meeting to ask: Do you guys want to go sailing on our pirate ship?Hakann: ...Avak: ...Zaktan: :DHakann: ...ummm...Zaktan: Oh, come on. It’ll be fun.Avak: No, it’s not that, it’s just...Zaktan: ...Hakann: ...it’s 25 degrees outside. The pool’s frozen over. And besides, even if it wasn’t, we’d all catch hypothermia from the cold. We can’t sail in that.Zaktan: We won’t sail in the pool. We’ll sail in the BATHTUB!!!Avak: ...Hakann: ...Zaktan: ...it’s not THAT bad, is it?Hakann: Pirates don’t typically sail in bathtubs.Zaktan: Look, you make do with what you’ve got, right?Avak: Very well. We’ll go sailing with you.Hakann: Long as these pictures don’t end up on Facebook or anything...Meanwhile, in the Void...Levacius: (deflects a missile)Sentinel: Blargh blargh blargh zerg zerg zerg. (continues to spam missiles)JL: Too...much...spam...Brenmac: Lev! Can’t your lightning do something to short circuit his spamming circuits?Levacius: ...hmm...FLASHBACK...Levacius: WHY IS THIS SO DANG HARD?!?Mesonak: What?Levacius: This stupid Starcraft level. There’s so many freaking zerg...it’s impossible to kill them all!Mesonak: Aw, that’s easy.Levacius: ...what?Mesonak: Easy problem. Just shoot the computer with lightning.Levacius: ...how does that...solve anything?Mesonak: Well, the computer can’t zerg you now, right?END OF FLASHBACK...Levacius: ...yeah...that makes sense! (fires lightning at the sentinel)Lightning: (reflects off harmlessly)Levacius: DANG IT.Brenmac: ...JL: ...well...that didn’t do much. Brenmac: ...there’s gotta be something that can do something here...(looks around for an answer while dodging missile spam)Sentinel: Blargh blargh blargh.Brenmac: ..(notices a piece of rusted metal)Sentinel: Spam spam spam.Brenmac: ...that’s it! (turns around and sends a tidal wave at the sentinel)Sentinel: Spam spam-*gurgle*Tidal Wave: (rusts the sentinel’s parts and renders him unable to move)Sentinel: ...ooohhh....darn. (shuts down)JL: ...Levacius: ...well...that worked out ok-Floor: (suddenly gives way)Zehvor: (fall through the hole)Levacius: YAY!! A TRAP!!!Meanwhile, elsewhere...MT: (steps out of the portal)...(silence)MT: ...odd.Karo: (runs through the portal straight into MT)*WHAM!!!*MT: Ow!Karo: Ooh. Sorry.Illik: (runs straight into Karo) *WHAM!!*Karo: (gets shoved into MT)*WHAM!!*MT: OW!!Karo: Sorry again! My associate’s being feisty today.Illik: Correction, sir. I am running for my life. Apologies for making physical contact with you.MT: ...(looks around)Karo: ...pretty cool place, huh?MT: Didn’t expect it to look quite like this, but ok.Illik: Is this a parallel dimension?MT: Yeah. I think the Terna armies that are hovering above the planet right now are trying to use Xenon from this dimension to take over the planet in the normal dimension.Karo: Sweet! An alternate dimension plot that makes no sense!MT: ...well...it makes sense, if you think about it really, really, hard.Karo: ...MT: Anyways, it’s a bit odd. Everything just...Illik: Black.MT: ...oh! I get it. This is the dimension that the Dark Lord returned from. And that’s where those Terna armies are from, too.Karo: What?MT: This is a dimension where the Dark Lord wasn’t stopped, and he succeeded in taking over the galaxy. That’s why he’s got all these armies, and that “black hole” thingy in the sky was probably a portal from one dimension to the other.Illik: ...MT: ...at any rate, I’ve gotta find out where Assassin went. (starts to walk off)Karo: Hang on. What about us?MT: (stops)...Karo: ...MT: ...wait until I get back, ok? Illik: ...MT: (resumes walking off into the distance)Karo: ...Illik: ...Karo: ...Illik: ...I guess we should wait then, sir.Karo: Aw heck no. Let’s just stand here until he thinks we’re really not following him, and then follow him.Illik: Excellent plan, sir.Meanwhile, in the core...Evil Tahu: So...who wants to try the Mario level first!Mesonak: Ooh! I do! I do!Mesoquack: ...Sonu: ...Evil Tahu: ...um...sure...step right up, Mesonak.Mesonak: Awesome! (leaps onto the first platform)Evil Tahu: ...Mesonak: Woo hoo! I did it!Sonu: ...Mesonak: Yeah! I’m a winner! Woo!!Mesoquack: That’s just the first platform, you insane buffoon.Mesonak: ...(looks at all the other platforms)...oh. (turns to Evil Tahu) ...so...I don’t win, do I?Evil Tahu: No.Mesonak: ...hmm. (takes a good look at some of the harder parts of the Mario level recreation) ...maybe I don’t want to be first after all.Evil Tahu: Sorry. Too late. You’ve already started.Mesonak: ...right. Well...(looks at the next jump he needs to make)...here goes nothing...(backs up to get a running start and takes off)Evil Tahu: (throws a banana peel in Mesonak’s path)Mesonak: ...(slips on a the peel and falls off the platform, into the void below) AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.........Sonu: ...Mesoquack: ...*CRASH!!!!!!!*Mesonak: ...ow...Evil Tahu: That’s what I like to call “a little outside interference!”Mesoquack: ...Evil Tahu: ...funny, right?Mesoquack: (walks over to Evil Tahu)Evil Tahu: ...not funny? Ok, fine, we’ll move on, Mr. No Funny Pants-Mesoquack: (shoves Evil Tahu into the pit)Evil Tahu: Hey, what the-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....Sonu: ...Mesoquack: ...*CRASH!!!!!!*Mesoquack: ...more outside interference.Evil Tahu: No interferring with the ref!Mesonak: Hey! You made it down here too! Awesome! Now we can be fall buddies!Evil Tahu: ...Mesonak: No? No buddies? Fine.-MT Edited by Toa Zehvor MT

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Mesonak was pretty funny at the end!So the sentinel has been defeated thanks to my quick thinking, but Lvacius, JL, and I have fallen into an even worse predicament! Meanwhile, the plot with MT, Illik, and Karo had grown more interesting. Also the Piraka are up to their usual hijinks back at the House. Good chappie.-Zehvor Brenmac :)

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Oh Mesonak, how he never learns... :|Well, this chapter was once more fun an interesting. Though I'm starting to get the feeling that a thousand different stories are being brutally fused together to create the backstory - but as long as its interesting and funny, whatever.Good chapter Mega Trebuchet-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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I enjoyed that chapter. What torture I go through on a daily basis...I also really enjoyed this segment:

MT: ...wait until I get back, ok? Illik: ...MT: (resumes walking off into the distance)Karo: ...Illik: ...Karo: ...Illik: ...I guess we should wait then, sir.Karo: Aw heck no. Let’s just stand here until he thinks we’re really not following him, and then follow him.Illik: Excellent plan, sir.

One of the more hilarious things I've read here in a while. :P-Mesonak

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Wow. I missed stuff.Anyways, the Mario level thing is absolutely hilarious, and Mesonak is too. I'm proud of blowing up a base along with my teammates, and the Terna are a bit...scary, I guess. But I wanna just charge into the middle of them and UNLEASH MY FURY!FUS RO DAH!

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I deeply apologize for this being so late. My online minecraft town got attacked, so I had to spend the entire day restoring order and taking names.Mostly restoring order. Cause a whole gang of them camped in the arena with full diamond armor.Though, I must say, setting them on fire and watching all of that diamond armor go to waste is funny.Anyways.@iBrow: I don't hate Mario, I just believe it is overrated.@Mesonak: Hey, better late than never.@Hovoki: ...really? Man, weird role models... :PChapter 47: Pest Control, Part 1At the house...Zaktan: Arr! A pirate’s life for me-Hakann: Will you please shut up with this pirate stuff.Zaktan: ...aw. Come on. It’s fun.Avak: It’s really not.Zaktan: You guys just don’t know how to have fun.Hakann: I believe the term is “don’t know how to save a sliver of dignity.Zaktan: Aw, come on. Seriously. Just freaking quit complaining for once, and-(opens the door)Protgenitus: ROAR!!!!Zaktan: AAAHHHH!Protogenitus: ...Hakann: ...Protogenitus: ...roar. Zaktan: ...what the heck is HE doing in the bathtub?Avak: ...this seems like a problem. Zaktan: ...Avak: ...Hakann: ...suppose we could contact a pest control center.Zaktan: ...Avak: ...Protogenitus: ...roar. (ingests a bar of soap)Zaktan: ...Hakann: ...5 minutes later...Person: (picks up the phone) Hello?Voice: Yes. Hello. My name is Zaktan.Person: ...did you contact us for a reason?Voice: Oh. Well, yes, I did, in fact.Person: ...Voice: We’ve got a...um...small pest problem...in our bathtub.Person: Ok, sir. What exactly is the species of this pest?Voice: It’s a dragon.Person: A what?Voice: A dragon.Person: ...Voice: ...hello?Person: Goodbye, sir.Voice: Wait, what?! Don’t hang up!!! I need a-Person: (hangs up)Back at the house...Zaktan: (stares at the phone) ...Hakann: ...Zaktan: Well...now what?Elsewhere...PB: How’s the raid going?Kpik: Fairly well. Found some decent scrap metal.PB: Mhm.iBrow: Sort of short on valuable materials though.PB: Well, it’s a robot base..Kpik: And then we found that. (points to a giant ship on the ground)PB: o_OiBrow: Yeah. PB: ...Kpik: ...PB: ...can we...you know...fly it?iBrow: ...sure, I suppose. Wanna try?Kpik: Yeah.PB: Well then, let’s do it!5 minutes later...Ship Computer: Please enter password to proceed.PB: OH COME ON!!!iBrow: Why does this seem oddly familiar.Elsewhere...Levacius: ...oww...Brenmac: That was...a long fall.JL: (looks around)Levacius: ...where are we?Brenmac: Dunno. Levacius: ...JL: ...wowBrenmac: What?JL: ...take a look at this.Brenmac: ...Levacius: ...it’s...a sign.JL: Yeah. And look what it says.Levacius: ...“Center HQ”JL: ...Brenmac: ...we must have found the entire hq of the entire center...JL: ...Levacius: ...JL: ...so...woo hoo?Levacius: No.JL: Aw.Meanwhile, elsewhere...Rocket Matoran: Where in the bloody heck is everyone...Terna Army: (advances over the hill)Rocket Matoran: ...aw...time to practice my kangaroo skills! (runs away like crazy)-MT

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