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Fails Of Furno Season 2


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Season 1 can be found in the archive, http://www.bzpower.c...pic=332893&st=0.This starts off where season 1 ended. Season 2Chapter 1Mark in the darkSurge: We're heading for that planet!Nitroblast: I can see that. We wont survive the crash.Surge: Any ideas?Nitroblast: Think about something else?Surge: And how is that going to save us?Nitroblast: It wont. Nothing will.Surge: Great.Nitroblast: Hey, wait, I think the planet has some thick layer of white something covering it.Surge: Maybe it's snow. That would make the crash softer.CRASH!!!Surge: Darn, it's ice! Nitroblast: Better than rock.Surge: Slippery.Nitroblast: Any sign of life forms?Surge: No, but don't call for any, cause we don't want some alien monster ripping us apart.Nitroblast: What are we gonna do?Surge: Be happy that we're still alive.Nitroblast: But we can't just dance here. We have to find some shelter.Surge: This place doesn't seem to have anything except ice and rock.Nitroblast: It's getting dark.Surge: And?Nitroblast: And we have to find some place to spend the night.Surge: It's cold here.Nitroblast: Probably this whole planet is like this.Surge: You just brought my hopes way, way up.Nitroblast: Look! *Points at something moving in the distance*Surge: *Runs towards it.*Nitroblast: *Does the same, readies his Lava Sphere Shooter*Object: Peep peep poop peep peep.Surge: What?Object: Peep peep poop peep peep.Surge: I don't understtand.Object: P e e p p e e p p o o p p e e p p e e p .Surge: *To Nitroblast* Does it tell you anything?Nitroblast: Nothing. Must be some kind of recon robot.Surge: It's spying on us?Nitroblast: Maybe.Surge: Perhaps it has a master.Nitroblast: Perhaps the master is a monster that will break us.Surge: So what do we do? It will be completely dark in an hour or so.Nitroblast: What do you want from us little robot?Robot: poom da lee dee doom peep peep peep poom lang peep (Roughly translated as: Lang ID: Human, English. Species ID: Unknown Home planet: Probably Earth Weaps: None Hazard level: 0 Safe to approach.)Robot: Greetings, Me is RM 1 Recon Mech. Me takes you to me master.Surge: Hi, I'm Surge.Nitroblast: Is your master some monster that’ll kill us?Robot: Me master Jetbug wid no jets. He just bug now.Surge: Jetbug? You know Jetbug?Robot: Me used to.Nitroblast: What happened to him?Robot: Me tell you. He take off jets. Now he just bug.An hour later.Robot: Here it is. Bug’s home.Surge: About time. It’s getting dark.Jetbug: *Walks out of the little house* RM, is that you buddy?Robot: Me have leetle aliens wid me.Jetbug: Aliens? What aliens?Robot: See for youself.Jetbug: Nitro? Nitro is that really you? Nitroblast: It’s been a long time, my friend.Jetbug: Nitro, baby, I never thought I’d see your one-eyed face again!Nitroblast: What is this place? Hoth?Jetbug: Big icy planet. Cold. But you’re lucky ya stopped by today, ‘cause we’re leavin tomorrow.Nitroblast: Leaving? How? I thought Fire Lord dumped you here with nothing. How are you leaving?Jetbug: Small space ship. Built from some junk I found under the snow and my jets.Surge: And where do you plan on going to?Jetbug: Makuhero City. It’s close and should be safe.Robot: Me freezing. Me dying. Good bye.Jetbug: I put you under the engine a couple of minutes ago. You’ll have to wait. It wastes precious fuel.Robot: Peep. Let’s get out of here.In five hours.Surge: What was that noise?Nitroblast: Sounded bad. Especially in this darkness.Jetbug: It’s coming from the storage room. *Goes to the storage room*In the storage room.Jetbug: It’s on fire!Nitroblast: What is?!Jetbug: The space ship that I built!Nitroblast: Uh oh.Robot: Me just trying to keep warm.Jetbug: You?! You lit this place on fire?!Robot: Me sorry master Bug. Me no think it would catch fire so good.Jetbug: Great, you burnt half our fuel. Now we’ll have to fly on one engine. May not make it.Nitroblast: We should leave. Now.Jetbug: Right. *Pulls odd device resembling an engine, and a seat out of a closet.Surge: Will this fly?Jetbug: Yes, but maybe not as far as Makuhero.Nitroblast: Oh,yay. Lost in space forever.A couple of minutes later.Jetbug: Everybody on?Surge: Sort of. Your robot is a bit pushy.Jetbug: Then off we go!Nitroblast: *Shoves Surge and RM1 off* Surge: You’ll regret this, Nitro.Jetbug: *Starts engine*Robot: Put me in fire!A minute later.Jetbug: Yay, we’re off that planet and in space!Nitroblast: Are we in Makuhero yet?Jetbug: About a hundredth of the way.90 minutes later.Jetbug: Good news and bad news.Nitroblast: Good news?Jetbug: I see Makuhero City.Surge: Bad news? Jetbug: We’re out of fuel.Nitroblast: What do you suggest?Jetbug: Jump. Maybe we’ll land on a big mattress.Everybody: Jumps.Jetbug: Lokks more like we’re heading for that building than a big mattress.Surge: At last I get to see Makuhero City.Nitroblast: We have no chance of survival.Jetbug: Goodbye everybody!10 seconds laterSurge: What was that?Nitroblast: We’re stuck somewhere. What is this?Jetbug: A clothes line?Nitroblast: Oh, right. That tower is only 10 feet below us.Surge: Yet another time my life has been saved by a clothes line.Nitroblast: This is the first time. Ever. End of chapter 1Words: 907Season 2Chapter 2Heroes and Minifigs Nex: Well, I guess this is it. I won’t survive the crash on that planet below me. It’s rocks.A huge thing: *appears under Nex*Nex: What the?! *lands on the thing*Huge thing: *Opens hatch under Nex*Nex: *Falls thru hatch*Nex: *Lands on a floor* Ow!A very, very small figure: *Approaches Nex*Nex: A Lego Minifigure?Minifigure: I am Jedi Master Ra Koon. What brings you here, creature?Nex: An explosion. Didn’t think a raccoon would save me though.Ra Koon: I am Jedi Master Ra Koon, sister of the deranged Jedi Master supermarket owner, Plo Koon.Nex: Jedi? Aren’t they the guys from “Star Wars”?Ra Koon: Do not judge us by how we were portrayed by a human. We are in fact highly intelligent.Nex: Where am I?Ra Koon: Aboard the “Death to Hero Factory”, one of the 79438 Star Destroyers I own.Nex: Is there any way I could abandon this ship, like, right now?Ra Koon: Of course, but there is a 100% chance you would not survive the fall down to Sharprock, the world you were heading for before I rescued you.Nex: Then I may as well stay. Where is this ship going to, anyway?Ra Koon: A city called New Stellac City. I’m on a mission to destroy it and every sucker that lives in it.Nex: Why?Ra Koon: Because I HATE Hero Factory.Nex: Why?Ra Koon: Because they’re #################### !!!Nex: Why?Ra Koon: Because they kicked our friends and partners, the Bionicles off Spherus Magna and built their own ####### city there. This is our second revenge, since we already blew up their stinking city on Spherus Magna.Nex: Where did all the Bionicles go then?Ra Koon: We took a couple to our planet, RA 1138, but the rest are left to beg on the streets of Makuhero City.Nex: Well, it’s time I introduced myself. I’m Nex 2.0, a He- I mean prototype robot with a very low self-esteem and pessimistic approach to everything.Ra Koon: Well, we’re here! New Stellac City right below us. Fire at will, Commander!Nex: Wait, no, you can’t do that!Ra Koon: Why not?Nex: There are living robots there!Ra Koon: They are traitorous, murderous #######. Fire at will, Commander!Commander: *Fires all rockets and lasers at New Stellac City*New Stellac City: KA BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! KA KA KA BOOOOM!!!*Explodes*Nex: Noooooooooooo!!!Ra Koon: Pipe down, kid. You sound like Skywalker.Commander: New Stellac City has been leveled, ma’am.Ra Koon: Well, we won’t be seing it again.Nex: I- I- I can’t believe it!Ra Koon: Seems to good to be true, huh?In two hours.Nex: Are we there yet?Ra Koon: No.Nex: Are we there yet?Ra Koon: We’ll get there when we get there.Nex: When will that be?Ra Koon: Four seconds.In four secondsNex: Finally! Now what is that place again?Ra Koon: Planet RA 1138 of the RA system.Nex: Your homeplanet?Ra Koon: Not only mine.Nex: Who also lives there?Ra Koon: A group of ninjas that just keep spinning until they get dizzy, a group of homeless Bionicles, a whole bunch of workers, policemen and firemen that live in a city, some talking cars, a group of very curious beings that carry brown lightsabers without a handle and with whom the Force is remarkably strong, some deap-sea divers that don’t seem to realize that they’ll drown once they go underwater and a huge clone army of mine.Nex: Could you drop me off in the city? I’ve had enough of these adventures and would like to live in a city for a while.Ra Koon: As you wish, but you may seem a little big there.Nex: That’s good. I’d like to be big.Ra Koon: Commander, open hatch 756.Commander: Yes ma’am. *open’s hatch under Nex*Nex: Aaaaaaaah! *falls thru hatch*Ra Koon: I think he wanted us to actually land the ship so he could get out.Commander: This was way easier and faster.Nex: I will definitely not survive this fall! I’m doomed!A policeman minifigure down below: Some orange thing is falling right towards us!Another policeman minifig: Run! Run for your life!Policeman minifig 1: It’s not gonna hit here. It’s headed for Plo’s Supermarket.Policeman minifig 2: Stop running! Stop running for your life!Nex: Looks like I’m headed for some big supermarket.Plo Koon (in supermarket): Droid workers, raise the price of coffee mugs by 2$!Droid worker 1: What’s the reason, sir?Plo Koon: I want more money.Droid worker 1: Roger, roger.Droid worker 2: That’s a pretty lousy reason, but have it your way.Nex: *hits roof of supermarket* Ow!!! This roof is hard!Droid worker 3: Did something hit the roof?Droid worker 4: I think so.Droid worker 3: Go check it out!Droid worker 4: But last time Droid worker 64 went to check out something that hit the roof, he ended up being eaten by a Visorak that escaped from Gali’s Cute Pets.Droid worker 3: Coward…Droid worker 4: I just don’t want to be supper!On the roof.Nex: I’m alive. Darn.A fireman minifig: Do you need help, sir? We’ve got experience taking cats and stuff off roves.Nex: I’m not a cat.Fireman minifig: Suit yourself…Nex: There’s some bank over there. Maybe I can get some money. *Climbs off roof and heads towards bank.*Nex: *Enters The Bankrupt Bank*Tarix (At desk): Good morning, sir.Nex: It’s terrible. But I want to make it better by extracting 500000$.Tarix: *Opens a safe and gives Nex 500000$* Here you go, sir. Have a nice day!Nex: Wow, he just gave me the money. No wonder the bank’s going bankrupt.In a couple of minutes.Nex: Now, how to spend all this money?Nex: I know! I’ll buy a pet! *Goes to Gali’s Cute Pets*Gali: Hello, mister orange! How can I help you?Nex: I want a pet that would help solve my life’s problems.Gali: Well, Muaka are definitely best at that! You’ll notice your problems will be gone in no time!Nex: Great! How much is one?Gali: 100$.Nex: *gives Gali the money*Gali: *gives Nex the Muaka*Muaka: Roar! Munch munch munch mmm… *eats Nex*Gali: All his problems gone!End of chapter 2.Words: 1071

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Season 2

Chapter 3

The Doctor

Breez: Great. We’re heading for a planet that seems to be falling apart.Corroder: (is holding on to Breez) How strange can this universe get?Breez: Could you please let go of me, Corroder?Corroder: No. I’m afraid.Breez: I’ll give you another reason to be afraid if you don’t let go this instant!Corroder: *holds on to Breez even tighter*Breez: We’re gonna hit that planet soon. And we’re gonna die doing that.Corroder: *holds on to Breez even tighter*Breez & Corroder: *hit something soft*Corroder: What was that? *finally lets go of Breez*Breez: Some sort of soft, gooey organic yuck.Corroder: A big pile of slime?Breez: Or something.A voice nearby: Greetings, Hero scum!Corroder: I’m a villain.Voice: Ah, okay. Then you’re on my side.Breez: Who are you?Voice: Your greatest nightmare.Breez: My greatest nightmare is a 500 foot tall walking doughnut.Voice: Your second greatest nightmare, then.Breez: My second greatest nightmare is a 499 foot tall walking doughnut.Voice: Rats.Breez: So who are you?Voice: The king of this land, known to you wretched Heroes as “Witch Doctor”Breez: And what is this planet?Witch Doctor: Welcome to the rather ugly, very dangerous, very polluted planet of Quatros.Breez: Doesn’t it have that Quaza stuff?Witch Doctor: No no no no no no no! That’s Quatros you’re thinking of. This place only has some really cute animals.Breez: But you just said THIS planet is Quatros!Witch Doctor: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, I did indeed.Breez: So there are two Quatroses?Witch Doctor: Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh!Corroder: Wow! This place is beautiful! The pollution everywhere makes it look spectacular! Are there any places one can live here?Witch Doctor: Well, in the Bionicle – populated area of the planet there are a couple of places.Corroder: Like?Witch Doctor: Well, closest is definitely Ackar’s Old Age Residence. Then there’s Nokama’s School for Nerds, that has some rooms.Breez: What are you doing here, skeleton doctor?Witch Doctor: I’m working, of course!Breez: Working? For who?Witch Doctor: Vastus’ Laboratories, of course!Corroder: Is there any way I could join you?Witch Doctor: You’ll have to ask Vastus about that.Corroder: *goes to ask Vastus*Vastus: Good afternoon, mr. Corroder.Corroder: How do you know my name?Vastus: I know everything, mr. Corroder.Corroder: What a nerd.Vastus: *gets up and punches Corroder in the face* Take THAT, mr. Corroder! Corroder: *stabs Vastus to death* Take THAT, nerd! *returns to Witch Doctor and Breez*Witch Doctor: And?Corroder: I hope you don’t mind, I killed your boss.Witch Doctor: Woohoo! – I mean, how terrible.Breez: So what are you gonna do now, unemployed Witch Doctor?Witch Doctor: Party! – I mean, be awfully sad about my bosses death.Breez: Did Vastus have any other employees?Witch Doctor: Oh, a bunch of Raw-Jaw’s, a couple of Fangs’, a few Waspix’s and two Scrpio’s.Breez: What will they do?Witch Doctor: Obey me. Like you.Breez: I’m not gonna obey you.Corroder: I AM going to obey you.Witch Doctor: Well, I guess the girl will have to join Vastus… *prepares to stab Breez*Breez: *runs away*Corroder: I’d like to meet a Raw-Jaw, is that possible?Witch Doctor: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, it is possible.Corroder: Oh.Witch Doctor: RAW-JAW! COME HERE, SOMEBODY WANTS TO MEET YOU!Raw-Jaw: Oh hiya doc!Witch Doctor: Corroder here wants to meet you.Raw-Jaw: Oh hiya Corey!Corroder: My name is Corroder, Raw-Jaw.Raw-Jaw: Does ya want me to impress ya by biting finger off?Corroder: No.Witch Doctor: See, Corroder, this Raw-Jaw is not very intelligent. That’s why I like him so much.Corroder: Well, he’s better than that nerdy Vastus.Scene: in polluted woods near a polluted riverBreez: Great! Just great! I’m stuck on an alien planet where everybody is out to kill me except Corroder.A mysterious green figure jumps down from a tree.Mysterious figure: I-you know-don’t know what you-me mean-don’t mean.Breez: Who are you?Mysterious figure: I’m-You’re somebody-something stuck-not stuck on this junk-planet after-before I-you crashed-fixed my-your Axalara T9-Rockoh T3 nearby-far away escaping-returning Spherus Magna from the attack of Heroes-#######.Breez: So you’re a Bionicle?Bionicle: Yes-no. What about you-me?Breez: Me- me too.Bionicle: I’m-you’re Toa-Hero Lewa Nuva, Toa-Hero of Air-earth. Breez: I’m Br- I’m a Toa too. And when you speak like that I can’t understand you.Lewa: Does you prefer me speak like dis?Breez: If that’s the only alternative, yes.Lewa: peep peep poop peep poop.Breez: Go back to the second one, weirdo.End of chapter 3Words: 784

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Chapter 4

Back to Earth.

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Jetbug: Ya know, Drill, I’m glad we’re here.Drilldozer: Yeah, everything’s better than being stuck with that Fire Lord.Jetbug: Changing the subject, aren’t we heading back to Earth?Drilldozer: I was really hoping this comedy would not regain any sense and hurl us to some distant planet like the rest of the guys.Jetbug: Well, maybe at least we won’t land back on Fire Lord’s ship.Drilldozer: We won’t. We’ll crash in to those mountains down there!Jetbug: Anything’s better than at Fire Lord’s.Drilldozer: Actually, it looks like we’ll be sucked into that jet.Jetbug: Yay, sucked in to a jet, yay!Drilldozer: We’ll get permanently broken.Jetbug: Yay, permanently broken, yay!Drilldozer: No, wait, now it looks like we won’t get sucked in to that jet. We’ll break on the rocks instead.Jetbug: Wait, what’s that big colourful spot on the rocks?Drilldozer: It looks like a giant heap of blankets. We’re saved!Jetbug: Yay, saved, yay!Drilldozer: Wait, there’s some woman about to move those blankets!Woman: These blankets I put out here 26 years ago haven’t ever saved anyone. I’m bringing them back in!Jetbug & Drilldozer: *crash on woman as she is about to move the blankets.*Woman: *faints* (maybe she dies, but let’s say she faints)Jetbug: Wow. This woman saved us!Drilldozer: We’re alive!Stormer: Good afternoon, villains!Jetbug: What the-? A Rhino?Stormer: I am Stormer 3.0, leader of the 3.0 heroes.Jetbug: I’m Jetbug.Stormer: I know. My 2.0 self told me before he died.Jetbug: Do you share your 2.0 self’s personality?Stormer: We all do.Drilldozer: So you still love Furno?Stormer: Don’t mention that hawk! I hate him! Hate him hate him hate him!!! *stomps*Jetbug: Where are we?Stormer: I believe you are on Earth.Jetbug: Where on Earth?Stormer: I think these are mountains.Jetbug: Where do you live?Stormer: In my house.Drilldozer: Where’s your house?Stormer: Where I live.Jetbug: Where’s that?Stormer: In my house.Jetbug: I know that, you cool dude! I’m asking where your house is!Stormer: Uhh… Where I live.Jetbug: Arrrgh!!!Drilldozer: Do you live alone?Stormer: Now I do. *looks at woman’s body*Drilldozer: Was she your owner?Stormer: My caretaker.Drilldozer: Do you know anyone else around here?Stormer: There’re five other Heroes in a house near mine and a bunch of Bionicles in another house.Jetbug: Can we live with you?Stormer: Of course not.Drilldozer: Why not?Stormer: You’re villains. You stink. Go live with Furno and the rest of those cool dudes in their house.Jetbug: Thank you for your hospitality. We greatly appreciate it.Stormer: Your perfectly ####### welcome… *stomps off to his house*Drilldozer: So I guess we’ve gotta join the other Heroes.Jetbug: They’re Heroes. We’re villains. Aren’t we supposed to be enemies?Drilldozer: Nah, that’s just according to the dumb storyline. Come on.Jetbug & Drilldozer: *Go to heroes house*Jetbug: *Knocks on door*Rocka: *Opens door*Jetbug: Hi! I’m Jetbug! This here is Drilldozer. We were wondering if we could live with you from now on.Rocka: Hang on. Gotta go talk to Furno, he’s the owner of this place. *goes to talk to Furno*Jetbug: And?Rocka: Get lost, sucker! *slams door in Jetbug’s face*Drilldozer: Come on, lets go live with the Bionicles! I’m sure they’re friendly!Jetbug: I hope.Rocka(thru window): Hey, suckers! Here’s a never-come-back gift! *throws something to Jetbug*Drilldozer: What is it?Jetbug: It looks like a hand grenade to me. *throws grenade back in the house*House: KABOOM!!! *explodes*Jetbug: I was right. It was a grenade.End of chapter 4Words: 612

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Season 2

Chapter 5

House of wackos

Drilldozer: *knocks on the door*Gresh: Hello?Drilldozer: Hi!Gresh: What is it you want?Drilldozer: To live with you.Gresh: Excuse me?Jetbug: We’d like to live with you.Gresh: In my closet?Jetbug: In your house.Gresh: I don’t have a house.Drilldozer: Then what is this building that you are standing in?Gresh: I was wondering that since I started living in my closet.Jetbug: It’s called a house.Gresh: Really?Drilldozer: Duh.Gresh: Whatever it is, it belongs to Tahu.Jetbug: Tahu?Gresh: How can you know all these fancy words like “house”, but not know who Tahu is?Drilldozer: We just don’t know him!Gresh: Well, he’s a Toa of fire according to the Bionicle storyline, but in reality he’s a cynical, arrogant loudmouth.Jetbug: And he owns this place?Gresh’s cell phone: Beep. (gets message)Gresh: *reads message* Nope. Kopaka just blasted him and now he’s in control of this “house”.Jetbug: Kopaka shot Tahu and instead of just taking 10 steps here and telling you, he texts you from inside?Gresh: Kopaka never talks.Drilldozer: Well that’s lame.Kopaka: *appears, shoots Drilldozer in the leg*Jetbug: Drill? Are you okay?Drilldozer: I would be if not for that psycho with a pistol.Kopaka: *shoots Drilldozer in the other leg*Drilldozer: *shoots Kopaka with his little plastic ball shooter*Kopaka: *shoots Drilldozer in his arm*Gresh: I would just stay quiet, grey guy.Kopaka: *shoots Gresh in his shoulder spikes*Jetbug: How did you survive here?Gresh: Kopaka The Great didn’t used to have that gun.Kopaka: *puts Gresh’s spikes back on*Gresh: The key to survival is to worship your leader.Kopaka: *shoots off Gresh’s shoulder spikes again*Jetbug: *Leaps on Kopaka and grabs his pistol* Who’s your daddy now, ########?Kopaka: *texts Gresh*Gresh: *Looks at message*Message: Tell the yellow weirdo with the jetpacks that he made a great mistake in pointing a gun at Kopaka The Great.Gresh: Hey, yellow weirdo with jetpacks, you made a great mistake in pointing a gun at Kopaka The Great.Jetbug: Text the white moron-Kopaka: *Punches Jetbug in the head*Gresh: What should I do?Drilldozer: Put me back together.Gresh: Okay. *puts Drilldozer back together*Drilldozer: *Goes up to Kopaka and snaps his head off*Jetbug: So now that Kopaka’s without a head, who’s in control of this house?Gresh: Well, it would be Onua, but he’s on his archeological expedition, so I guess it’s Lewa.Drilldozer: Is Lewa friendly?Gresh: If you don’t ever say a word mocking him because he can’t really fly, yes.Jetbug: Can you ask him if we could live in his house?Gresh: I’m afraid to.Jetbug: You said he’s nice.Gresh: But all these years I’ve been making fun of him that he can’t fly, so now that he’s the leader, revenge is inevitable.Jetbug: Lewa! Come here!Lewa: Hiya guys! Hang on a sec, I’ve got a score to settle *looks at Gresh*Gresh: :fear:Lewa: After all these years, I’ve realized you can’t fly either!Gresh: :crying:Lewa: So, what is it that you want guys?Jetbug: Could we live with you?Lewa: If you’re sure you want to live with all those wackos inside, sure!End of chapter 5Words: 545

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Chapter 6

The pessimistic tiger.

Teridax: You’re getting on my nerves, Gorast.Gorast: I’m sorry to hear that.Teridax: You won’t be for long.Gorast: Why is that?Teridax: That thing heading towards us. Looks hungry.Gorast: And I thought the worst part was crashing on this rock.Teridax: I only have one rocket left.Gorast: Then shoot that thing with it!Teridax: I have other plans… *grabs Gorast and shoots the ground below them, propelling them thru space again*Gorast: That may destroy that footprint and flag on that rock.Teridax: More like a clawprint. And I wouldn’t call an old sock on a pole a “flag”.Gorast: Where are we going?Teridax: Back to Earth.Gorast: We’ll die.Teridax: If all those times others told me I’d die were true, I’d be dead 79404 times now.Gorast: But I want you to live, Terry!Teridax: *snaps Gorast’s head off* That’s for calling me Terry, you lousy squashed mosquito!Earth: *gets closer*Teridax: Darn, I’m gonna fall into the ocean!Something: *appears under Teridax*Teridax: What the- *falls into it*Evo: What the heck? Teridax?Teridax: Mr. “I’m purple”?Nex: Oh, great. You again.Teridax: What’s up with him?Evo: The 2.0 version got eaten by a Muaka or something, so we rebuit him as 3.0.Nex: Now I resemble some stupid tiger.Teridax: That is one heck of a pessimistic tiger.Evo: Me and Furno crashed on Makuhero City, where we had the local Heroes build us this awesome “miraculously alive plastic toy locator”, and we found Nex, Nitroblast, Breez and all the other guys with it and are now on our way to Earth to reunite with Jetbug and Drilldozer who seem to be surrounded by at least two dozen living Bionicles.Surge: Where’s Gorast?Teridax: In pieces.Surge: I’m very sorry that happened, Ter-Teridax: I did it.Surge: Oh.Teridax: Where did you get this ship?Surge: Stole it from those wimpy Heroes on Makuhero.Teridax: And you can fly something this size?Surge: That’s why we have Jetbug. The real Jetbug.Teridax: You’re trying to say that there’s a huge metal robot on this ship?Surge: Yeah, but he’s friendly.Evo: We’re landing on Earth in a few minutes.Teridax: Ready the rocket launchers. We don’t know who or what we’ll encounter.Surge: What if they’re friendly?Teridax: Teridax rule #17: Shoot first, think second.Dropship: *lands in front of the Bionicle’s house*Teridax: *jumps out of the ship holding a machine gun.*Surge: *jumps out holding some flowers.*Evo: *knocks on door*Lewa: *opens door.*Evo: Hello, stranger, we came here looking for a certain Jetbug and Drilldozer.Lewa: Yeah, they’re here. They live here now.Evo: Could we live here to?Lewa: Yeah, I guess. But the huge metal guy as big as the house that’s standing behind you won’t fit.Evo: Jetbug, you’ll have to live outside.Jetbug: OK.Surge: I’m Surge, practically the only sane guy here except for the real Jetbug.Evo: I’m Evo, and as you probably noticed I’m purple, so worship me!!!Nitroblast: Where’s Drilldozer and Jetbug?Lewa: They just came inside.Everybody except real Jetbug: *walks inside*Brutaka: Brutaka here, I make the best weapons in this house.Krika: Me Krika, make pancakes for others but eat them myself.Drilldozer: Nitro?Nitroblast: Drill?Drilldozer: What are you doing here?Nitroblast: More importantly, what are YOU doing here?Drilldozer: Me and Jetbug got jobs as housecleaners here. Kinda unfair, though. Nitroblast: We have to work every day, while others, like Hewkii the light bulb changer only have to do their work every couple of months.Lewa: You’ll all have to have some work here, as I am the leader and thus get to make up the rules.Evo: Is “Mr. Purple King” taken?Lewa: No. What would “Mr. Purple King” do?Evo: Sit in my comfortable armchair and have others worship my Purpleness.Lewa: OK, you’re Mr. Purple King.Surge: Is teacher taken? Lewa: No, what does a teacher do?Surge: Tries to educate a bunch of total morons who don’t care one bit about being educated.Lewa: OK, you’re teacher.Surge: What?! No, I was just asking, I don’t want to-Lewa: Shut up or Axonn cuts your head off. You’re teacher, got that?Corroder: I can be statue builder.Lewa: What kind of statues do you build?Corroder: Ones in honor to the great Meltdown.Lewa: OK, you’re statue builder.Breez: Is there an assassin yet?Lewa: Yeah, a dozen. You’re gonna be my entertainer. Nex: What will I be?Lewa: The “end of the world predictor”Lewa: And as for you, Nitroblast, you will be the guy who pointlessly tries to make Nex more optimistic.End of chapter 6Words: 793

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Chapter 7

A bad day for Evo

Nuparu: Lewa, Lewa, there are those new Hero Factory sets in the store!Lewa: But we've already got Heroes in this house.Nuparu: Well, we should upgrade them, shouldn't we?Lewa: OK, go buy them.Nuparu: I don't have any money. What will I pay with?Lewa: But you've got a bazooka, haven't you?Nuparu: Yeah... :evilgrin: *goes to the shop with his bazooka*One hour later.Nuparu: I'm baaaack!Lewa: Ignika, we need you here!Toa Ignika: What now?Lewa: Some villains I want you to bring to life and a few heroes that need to change bodies.Toa Ignika: Hmph. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gifLewa: Heroes, time for your upgrade!All Heroes except Nex: Yay, an upgrade!Nex: Bleah, an upgrade.Nuparu: Actually, Nex, you don't get upgraded. They don't have your 4.0 set.Nex: You mean I'm stuck with this :censored: tiger suit for at least half a year?!!Nuparu: Yup.Nex: :evilmad:Nuparu: Upgrades get: Evo, Surge, Breez. Furno and Rocka are made now, along with Black Phantom, Toxic Reaper-no-Reapa, Jawblade and Thornraxx. The shop didn't have that Splitface dude.Lewa: Get to work, Ignika!Ignika: *mysteriously makes contents of one of the bags alive*Parts in the bag: *assemble themselves*Jawblade: *falls out*Lewa: Hello, Jawblade.Jawblade: Hello, whoever you are. As I'm sure you've noticed, this stupid shark form prevents me from moving around. I sense it will be hard living here.Ignika: *makes contents of another bag alive*Parts: *assemble themselves*Toxic Reapa: *jumps out*Breez: Hello, Toxic Reaper.Toxic Reapa: blumba karshy dornel banale.Lewa: What?Toxic Reapa: blumba karshy dornel banale, :censored: .Lewa: Oh.Ignika: *makes another bag's content's alive*Parts: *assemble themselves*Thornraxx: *flies out*Lewa: Hi, Thornraxx.Thornraxx: Hello, Mr. Green! :lol:Evo: That guy is like Nex's opposite.Ignika: *Makes parts of a big box alive*Parts: *assemble themselves*Black Phantom: *gets out* Whoever you are and whatever this place is, I'm in control of it now!!!Lewa: Brutaka, we've got an emergency here!Brutaka: What's up, boss?Lewa: *points to BP*Brutaka: *takes a big rifle off his back and shoots BP about 200 times with it.*Lewa: Thanks.Ignika: *makes more parts alive in the other two bags.*Parts: *assemble themselves*Furno: *gets out*Evo: Hi, Furno.Furno: Good day to you, sir. This is William Furno, Alpha Team Leader.Evo: Blah blah blah, good for you.Furno: Affirmative, sir.Rocka: *jumps out*Breez: Hi Rocka. :inlove:Rocka: Yo! I've got a honeycomb shield!Ignika: Now you three, Evo, Breez and Surge, I'm gonna have to miraculously make those parts in those bags alive with your life, got that? *channels the Heroes life into the bags*Parts: *Assemble themselves*Breez: *gets out* I've now got jets! Cool, huh?Surge: *gets out* Wow, nice sword!Evo: *doesn't get out*Breez: What's wrong, Evo?Evo: Brutaka, shoot me like you shot that Black Phantom guy. My existence has no meaning anymore!Breez: Why? What happened?Evo: Well, I've got this awesome new cannon arm and helmet, but it came at a terrible price.Surge: What?Evo: I- I- I lost my purple. :crying:Breez: I'll give you a cookie, now get out of the bag.Evo: Cookie? Really? Awesome! *jumps out of the bag*Breez: The cookie's in the kitchen.Evo: *runs to the kitchen*A few minutes later.Evo: It's rotten.Nex: Well, that's life.Breez: *slaps Nex*Evo: I'm going into the closet to cry some more. :crying:Back near IgnikaSurge: What will happen to these bodies?Ignika: They go to either to the MOC pile or to Brutaka for weapons testing.End of chapter 7Words: 594 :crying:

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Your comedy is back. Yay. So will be mine soon.I've only read the first chapter at the moment. It's cool to see Jetbug as a toy "again". (Well, I think he never appeared before...) The dialogue between Surge and Nitroblast made me laugh. Nitroblast is so pessimistic...

Jetbug: Right. *Pulls odd device resembling an engine, and a seat out of a closet.Surge: Will this fly?Jetbug: Yes, but maybe not as far as Makuhero.Nitroblast: Oh,yay. Lost in space forever.

Oh lol.And it's funny to see Jetbug called Bug.

Nitroblast: Any sign of life forms?Surge: No, but don't call for any, cause we don't want some alien monster ripping us apart.

This is funny, too.Overall, keep up the good work! I'll read and review the other chapters as soon as possible.

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Season 2

Chapter 8

Toxic trouble

Nuparu: I was in the shop again and managed to get that Splitface guy they didn’t have the other day.Lewa: Tell Ignika.Nuparu: I don’t have Splitface with me.Lewa: Where is he?Nuparu: Well, uh, how should I say this, that Toxic Reapa just came up to me, snatched the bag out of my hand and ate it.Lewa: Ate it? A huge plastic bag?Nuparu: Yeah. So I’m going back to the shop now, and when I come back I want Reapa chained up or something.Lewa: I’ll tell Whenua, go get another Splitface.Nuparu: *runs away to get another Splitface.*Nitroblast: Lewa, Toxic Reapa is eating the living room carpet.Lewa: Does that guy eat everything?Nitroblast: I guess. He already ate half a closet, an umbrella, a big knife and a dead mosquito from what I saw.Lewa: Can’t you stop him?Nitroblast: Not really. Hahli tried that and he ate her. So it’s best not to get close to that guy.Lewa: This is getting a little out of hand. Tell Brutaka to shoot him.Nitroblast: Reapa also ate all of Brutaka’s weapons. That made Brutaka very mad.Lewa: Does anyone still have a weapon?Nitroblast: Nope. Everything’s eaten.Lewa: We seriously have to get rid of that guy.Toxic Reapa: *comes up and eats Nitroblast’s leg*Lewa: *leaps on Toxic Reapa*Toxic Reapa: *Swallows Lewa*Nitroblast: *hops away on his one leg*Pohatu: I’m the new leader now.Nitroblat: And are you going to think of something to take care of that Toxic Reapa?Pohatu: Okay. *picks up phone and makes a call*Nitroblast: Did you call the weapons dealer? Reinforcements?Pohatu: I thought you said take care of him, not kill him.Nitroblast: I’m afraid to ask…Doorbell: *rings*Pohatu: Open the door, Mazeka the doorman.Mazeka: Uh, Pohatu? Why is there a babysitter here?Pohatu: I called her to take care of Toxic Reapa.Nitroblast: http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/annoyed2.gifMacku: How can I help?Pohatu: I’ve got a villain to take care of.Macku: What does he like to do?Pohatu: Eat everything.Macku: Big appetite, eh?Nitroblast: He eats stuff like furniture, so unless you have a rocket launcher, you won’t be of much help.Macku: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of him with my methods. Come here, Reapa!Toxic Reapa: *comes to Macku*Macku: Do you like to eat stuff, cutie?Toxic Reapa: *eats Macku*Nitroblast: Pohatu, do you now see what I meant when I said take care of Toxic Reapa?Pohatu: You meant to kill him?Nitroblast: Exactly. Now let me call the weapons shop. *calls the weapons shop*Antroz (over phone): This is Antroz’ Armoury, Antroz speaking, how can I help you?Nitroblast: I want every single weapon you have, and I want it now!Antroz: Sir, that’s a lot of weapons. Are you sure you have enough money?Nitroblast: Don’t worry about that. Now deliver my order!Pohatu: We don’t have enough money to buy all the weapons.Nitroblast: You actually think I’m gonna pay?Pohatu: Uh, yeah. How else?Nitroblast: Not pay.Three minutes later.Doorbell: *rings*Nitroblast: Well, you sure took your time.Antroz: I’m very sorry, sir.Nitroblast: That’s not enough. *grabs a gun out of one of the boxes and points it at Antroz*Antroz: No sir, you can’t do that.Nitroblast: Wrong. *shoots Antroz repeatedly*Pohatu: I see now what you meant by “not paying”.Nitroblast: Ooh, nice. A Wookie Rocket Launcher.Pohatu: Now shoot that Toxic guy!Nitroblast: *grabs some sort of big laser gun and shoots a voley of lasers at Toxic Reapa.Toxic Reapa: Gumba truble latte santu!Nitroblast: What’s he saying? *stops firing, as the weapon seems useless against Reapa*Matoro: He says “I thought you liked me eating everything!”Nitroblast: Well, tell him we don’t. And if he would kindly care to stop, I’ll spare him his life.Matoro: Totti gumba pantaux latte Nitroblast truble.Toxic Reapa: OK. *spits out everything he prieviously ate*Pohatu: You see, if you just try to talk, you can settle everything peacefully.Nitroblast: Yeah, but it’s no fun.Macku: Wow, that guy has one huge stomach.Nuparu: I’m baaaaack! And the shop clerk said all the Splitfaces escaped, so I don’t have one.Pohatu: Reapa spit everything out already, including the Splitface.Ignika: Let me guess…Pohatu: That’s right, “Mr. I love my job”.Ignika: *makes contents of Splitface’s bag alive.*Splitface: *jumps out*Red half of Splitface: Hiya guys! It’s awesome to see ya all!Black half of Splitface: :censored: you.Nitroblast: Is there any way we could cut that guy down the middle, blow up the black half and keep the red half?Ignika: We’ve done that before with some other assymetrical guy, didn’t turn out great.Nitroblast: Why, what happened? Did he die?Ignika: Axonn broke his ax doing it.Splitface’s red half: Sorry for my kinda unfriendly black half, guys.Splitface’s black half: :censored: my red half sooooo much.Nokama: Please refrain from such language around Matoran!Splitface’s black half: :censored: you, :censored:.Splitface’s red half: Sorry lady, that half isn’t very nice.Nuparu: Maybe we should just tape up his little potty mouth.Splitface’s black half: :censored: you :censored: you :censored: you! *kicks Nuparu.*Nuparu: How about we cut him in half with one of those new katanas from Antroz?Nitroblast: I gave those to Vezon.Pohatu: What will he do with them?Vezon: Stick them up my nose! *sticks a katana up his nose*Katana: *Goes out the back of Vezon’s head*Nuparu: Ouch.Vezon: *takes katana out* That didn’t go well.Nitroblast: I don’t think Vezon should be allowed to play with sharp objects.Pohatu: We tried giving him pillows and stuff, but he almost set fire to the house with those.Macku: Isn’t Vezon supposed to have that big spider with him?Pohatu: While Fenrakk was sleeping, Brutaka took him apart and built some mech out of the parts.Spitface’s red half: *goes away to the park and drags his black half with him*Splitface’s black half: *continues thru the park to the bar and drags his red half with him*Pohatu: Those two really shouldn’t be paired up with themselves.End of chapter 8Words: 1036

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The second chapter was even funnier than the first one. Good idea to see minifigs. Good bye Julius...The third chapter was good too. I almost turned mad reading mad characters' sentences.

Breez: Who are you?Voice: Your greatest nightmare.Breez: My greatest nightmare is a 500 foot tall walking doughnut.Voice: Your second greatest nightmare, then.Breez: My second greatest nightmare is a 499 foot tall walking doughnut.

Oh lol.Overall good job. I'm glad to see Bionicle characters here and there, and the idea of narrating parallel adventures in that way is cool. Going to read and review other chapters soon.

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Chapter 9

Tiger suits are awesome.

Thornraxx: Yay, another sunny day!Nex: The sun is ugly.Thornraxx: No it isn’t! It’s beautiful!Nex: Nothing’s beautiful.Thornraxx: Everything’s beautiful.Nex: And how is it you plan to waste your day today, not that I care?Thornraxx: Oh, buy a new aquarium for Jawblade. Brutaka accidentally shot the last one and it smashed. It lookedawesome when he shot it, though! But I bet the new one will be even more awesome!Nex: No it wont. Nothing’s awesome.Thornraxx: Why are you always so depressed?Nex: Why are you always so happy-sappy?Thornraxx: Because life’s beautiful! And I’ve got wings!Nex: Life sucks. And not only do I not have wings, but I’m stuck in a dumb tiger suit.Thornraxx: That suit is very nice!Nex: I loathe it. I loathe everything.Thornraxx: You should be more optimistic. Set your hopes a little higher.Nex: If I set my hopes higher, they get crushed like a cookie.Evo: Cookie? Cookie where?Nex: Nowhere, moron.Thornraxx: There are plenty delicious cookies in the kitchen cupboard if you want some.Evo: Great! Cookies are good.Thornraxx: Everything’s good!Evo: Around cookies.Nex: Everything’s awful.Evo: Without any cookies, yes. *runs off to the kitchen*Brutaka: Hey, any of you guys wanna test my new weapon?Thornraxx: Sure! But why wont you test it yourself?Brutaka: Whoever fires it gets fried. And I don’t want to get fried.Bitil: Mmm, fries…Thornraxx: On second thought, I don’t wanna fire your weapon.Brutaka: I can’t find ANY volunteer.Nex: I’ll do it. I’ve had enough of this wretched life in a tiger suit.Thornraxx: No, Nex, don’t do it!Nex: Give me the weapon, Brutaka.Brutaka: I’d preffer it if you went outside to do it. The blast radius is supposed to be huge on these things.Nex: Too much trouble. I don’t feel like it. Besides, I’d be doing you a favor. I hate doing others favours.Bitil: Will I get my fries or not?Nex: You won’t.Bitil: Oh yeah? And what if I do?Nex: Then they’ll probably be poisoned.Thornraxx: I think they would be great, crispy fries. With no poison.Nex: Don’t listen to that bug.Bitil: You’re right Nex, I won’t. He makes me drool.In a different room.Zaktan: How was your mission, agent Furno?Furno: Subject terminated just as you requested, sir.Zaktan: Excellent. Your next assignment is the current leader, Lewa. And make it look like an accident.Furno: Yes, sir.Zaktan: After Lewa is gone, control goes to Onua, if he returns. If not, it’s Mantax. After we take care of that creep, I get control over this house.Furno: Hope you’re not too harsh on me, sir.Zaktan: Don’t worry, assassin. You’ll have the honorable place in my new empire as Zaktan the Awesome’s footstool.Furno: I’m starting to rethink this plan, sir.Zaktan: Using a different weapon? Or something more… drastic?Furno: More drastic. Much more drastic. *pulls out pistol and shoots Zaktan*Back in the other room.Macku: What was that shot?Bitil: Who cares? There are at least 20 shots a day in this house.Macku: I’m surprised Living Toys haven’t gone extinct yet. We are such an endangered species because of you.Bitil: Who cares. I want my fries.Macku: You don’t care about the future of your race?Bitil: Not in the least. Now give me fries.Nex: As I said, the fries will be poisoned.Bitil: I don’t care, as long as they’re good.Thornraxx: Oh, they’ll be good!Nex: I’m getting fed up with you optimists.Thornraxx: You should become one. Try it at least.Nex: Well, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to try.Thornraxx: Exactly! Now, lets say, what food do you like?Nex: I guess cookies aren’t bad.Thornraxx: So think of awesome things like cookies falling from the sky! What would you do?Nex: Get crushed.Thornraxx: Well, what if it didn’t hit you?Nex: Then I’d get ran over by a mob of cookie fans and die.Thornraxx: I guess you’re just a born pessimist.Nex: I told you, housefly.Thornraxx: Housefly’s are awesome!Bitil: I am seriously getting tired of all this waiting. Somebody get me fries!Brutaka: I can get you fried.Bitil: Oh, fine. Whatever.Brutaka: As you wish. *grabs flamethrower and fries Bitil.*Bitil: *melts*Brutaka: Why did he want to get fried, exactly?Nex: I guess he finally realized life was awful and decided to end it. Stupid moron became smart in the end.Gali: Sorry to bother you guys, but Brutaka set the house on fire.Nex: Gali? Gali from “Gali’s Cute Pets”?Gali: You’re thinking of Gali nr. 215. I’m number 674.Nex: How many of you are there?Gali: Currently, about 2100 live Gali’s are in the universe. 297 are on Earth.Nex: Have you ever met another Gali?Gali: Yeah, a year back or so. At the interplanetary Gali meeting.Nex: How was it?Gali: Well, since we all share the same personality, everyone agreed on what another Gali said. So it was kind of boring, actually.Nex: Especially since you’ve got such a boring personality.Furno: *comes in* In case you haven’t heard, the house is on fire because of some flamethrower malfunction. Unless you want to melt, I suggest you go outside. *goes outside*Gali: *goes outside*Nex: *stays inside*Brutaka: Fear not, petty beings. I’ll save the house with my new water blaster.Nex: Rats.Brutaka: *launches a jet of water at the house, which puts the fire out and floods the house.*Thornraxx: I think we can go back inside now.Jawblade: Blub blub! (Freedom!) *Swims around in the water flooding the house.*Furno: Jawblade! According to my mission on HeroFactory.com, I’m supposed to terminate you.Jawblade: Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub. (Don’t worry, that’s just the dumb storyline)Furno: Shouldn’t I obey the storyline?Jawblade: blub blub blub blub blub (According to the storyline, half of the Bionicles here are supposed to be dead and everyone has a different personality. So forget about the stupid storyline.Furno: Your speech has persuaded me to let you live, sharkboy. Now get back into your aquarium.End of chapter 9Words: 1045

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Chapter 4: I'm kinda lost. Wasn't Jetbug supposed to be with Nitroblast, heading to Makuhero City? Oh wait... Wouldn't they be the real Jetbug and the real Drilldozer? Anyway, Stormer made me laugh.

Jetbug: They’re Heroes. We’re villains. Aren’t we supposed to be enemies?Drilldozer: Nah, that’s just according to the dumb storyline. Come on.

I always thought this, for years, about the toys themselves. Chapter 5: It was funny. Especially about Gresh and Kopaka. Wait, now I see Drilldozer and Jetbug are toys (right?), so the real Jetbug must be the one with Nitroblast. Help me...Anyway, I'm getting addicted to your comedy http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png

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Yeah, Nitroblast, Drilldozer and one of the Jetbugs are toys, and the Jetbug from the icy planet is real. Nitro met real Jetbug on the icy planet (when he was with Surge), and Drilldozer and toy Jetbug arrived in the house together in chapter 4.Hope that clears things up a bit, glad you like it. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png

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Oh, thanks.Chapter 6: Teridax is one of my favorite characters... The whole chapter was funny, here are some of the best quotes:

Gorast: We’ll die.Teridax: If all those times others told me I’d die were true, I’d be dead 79404 times now.

Teridax: Teridax rule #17: Shoot first, think second.

Krika: Me Krika, make pancakes for others but eat them myself.

And yay Mister Purple is back.Chapter 7: Yay, Breakout sets are here! Evo is so capricious... Chapter 8: One of the best chapters. Oh lol the Toxic Reapa part was cool. Nuparu makes me laugh too.

Nitroblast: I want every single weapon you have, and I want it now!Antroz: Sir, that’s a lot of weapons. Are you sure you have enough money?Nitroblast: Don’t worry about that. Now deliver my order!Pohatu: We don’t have enough money to buy all the weapons.Nitroblast: You actually think I’m gonna pay?Pohatu: Uh, yeah. How else?Nitroblast: Not pay.

Yeah. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.pngSplitface's halves is a good idea too. Oh, btw, is Brutaka a MOCer? That sounds cool.Overall, my favourite chapter. Until I read the 9th chapter, who knows....

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Thanks. Brutaka is a MOCer, but he uses many of his MOCs as targets for weapons testing (which would usually result in the MOC being blown to pieces, torched, eaten up by acid or any other unfortunate death) , which is why I haven't introduced a MOC yet. Glad you like it, next chapter will probably be up later today or tommorow.EDIT: Actually, it will probably be monday.

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Chapter 10

Honey!!!

Breez: Hi, Rocka.Rocka: Yo!Evo: Any of you got any cookies?Breez: The shop has some cookies.Evo: Brutaka blew up the shop.Rocka: I'm starting to be afraid of living here.Evo: Well, do you have the cookies?Breez: Ehlek might, he's a big cookie fan too.Evo: Well then I'm gonna take his cookies.Breez: I wouldn't do that. He's got claws and a small rocket launcher bought from Brutaka.Rocka: Take him by surprise, bro. Or hire a sniper.Evo: I don't want to go around killing everyone I see like most of you. I just want the cookies.Rocka: You're a pacifist?Evo: No, but I'm not obsessed with killing like Brutaka.Breez: You're wierd. Everybody likes killing.Evo: You're evil! Killing is wrong! Doesn't your conscience tell you that?Breez: Nah, I killed my conscience long ago.Rocka: Yeah, me too. He was easy, didn't even carry a pistol do defend himself.Evo: Your conscience is good! He's supposed to tell you killing others is wrong.Breez: Not mine isn't.Evo: Is yours bad?Breez: I already told you, he's dead.Rocka: You yellow types are bad listeners.Breez: See you around, no-purple. We're going to kill some Bionicles!Evo: You two are terrible.Rocka: And remember: I've got a honeycomb shield!Kalmah: Honey? Did I hear someone say honey? I love honey!Rocka: Yeah, I said it, reffering to my shield.Kalmah: *tries to eat Rocka's shield*Rocka: Are you feeling all right, Calamari?Kalmah: This honey is very hard.Breez: It's not honey. It's plastic.Kalmah: Ah, then forget it.Krika: Can me interest you in buying good pancake wid honey?Kalmah: How much is it?Krika: 140$.Kalmah: Great! *gives Kalmah the money*Krika: *makes pancake*Kalmah: Can I have my pancake now?Krika: No chance. *eats pancake*Kalmah: What the :censored: ? I just paid 140$ so you can eat a pancake?Krika: Yes.Kalmah: :burnmad: *stomps off*Krika: Why he so unfriendly?Elsewhere.Avak: Zaktan wanted you to what? Dude, that guy was insane. Good that he's dead now.Furno: He wanted to take over the house, but I silenced him. How much do I get paid?Avak: 1$. Go buy 1/140th of a pancake and let Krika eat it.Furno: Yes, sir. Anything else you want me to do?Avak: As a matter of fact there is. I want Lewa gone by nightfall. Then I will get control over this house! Bwahahahaha!Furno: Are all you Piraka so obsessed with control over this house http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif ? *takes out pistol and shoots Avak*Hakkan: Listen, can you do something for me?Furno: NO! *goes off to get 1/140th of a pancake and let Krika eat it.*Yet elsewhere.Onua: I'm back from my archeological expedition!Nex: Well, good for you. Now go talk about it somewhere else and leave me alone.Onua: Who's the orange guy?Thornraxx: A real pessimist. How was your trip, Mr. Black?Onua: Oh good, good. We found some old Lego space ship crashed in the valley. Looks like it's just arrived there.Thornraxx: Nobody in it?Onua: I'm too big to fit. Didn't see anyone, though.In the valey.Ra Koon: Commander, any idea what this planet is we crashed on and if it's inhabited by Heroes?Commander: No idea what it's called, but there appears to be some white hero on the horizon sitting and comtemplating his sad little life.Ra Koon: Do we have enough firepower to end his sad little life?Commander: No, ma'am. But remember, I suggested taking a Star Destroyer here. But no, you said "we'll be fine in a little shuttle" and now look where we wound up.Ra Koon: Quit mocking your superiours. Now lets get outta this wreckage and see if we can live with that Hero.Commander: Ma'am, but Heroes are bad. They're our enemies.Ra Koon: We can blow up his house with him in it from inside. You didn't think I really started tolerating the Heroe's existence, did you?End of chapter 10Words: 676

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Chapter 9: It was pretty cool. Zaktan is very... Zaktan-ish. And what Bitil said was great too: "Who cares? There are at least 20 shots a day in this house." And it's funny to see how Brutaka can destroy the house with his experiments.Chapter 10:

Breez: You're wierd. Everybody likes killing.Evo: You're evil! Killing is wrong! Doesn't your conscience tell you that?Breez: Nah, I killed my conscience long ago.Rocka: Yeah, me too. He was easy, didn't even carry a pistol do defend himself.

That was so funny. Kalmah is always a good thing to add in comedies. And the "1/140th of a pancake" story is just crazy. I guess the "white hero" must be Stormer. Overall, good chapter! Can't wait for the next one.

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Chapter 11Return of minifigs.Ra Koon: We sneak inside when he opens the door.Stormer: *doesn’t open the door for at least two hours*After two hours have past.Ra Koon: Oh, forget it. There’s that big house with the garage on fire further up the hill. Lets go live there.Commander: I think it has Bionicles living inside. Then again, they might be those “prototype robots” like that orange dude we met a couple of days ago.Ra Koon: If we can’t live with them, maybe they can at least fix our shuttle. *goes to the house and knocks on door*Mazeka: Somebody just knocked on the door and now there’s no one here?Commander: We’re standing in front of you, old friend.Mazeka: What? Oh, right. Little minifigs. Hey, you look just like Ra Koon.Ra Koon: I am Ra. Crashed in a shuttle a few hundred meters away.Mazeka: Ra? Ra Koon? Great to see you again!Commander: Can we live with you?Mazeka: Sure!Ra Koon: *goes inside, followed by Commander*Lewa: Hi, Ra. We have a few Star Wars dudes living in the attic, you can join them if you want.Ra Koon: Depends. Who are they?Lewa: Admiral Ackbar, along with his newly-opened “Ackbar’s Snack Bar”, a few Stormtroopers and some Battle Droids that play cards all the time.Ra Koon: Does “Ackbar’s Snack Bar” sell good food you can eat?Lewa: Well, definitely better than “Krika’s Pancakes” or “Nuju’s Ice Cream”Ra Koon: What’s wrong with those?Lewa: Krika eats all the pancakes himself and Nuju grabs your money and runs away.Mazeka: Sorry to interrupt, but we have a new Kopaka that Ignika made alive.Kopaka: *texts Lewa*Text message: I’m back! And now I’m in command, so get off my throne. Rule #1 shall now be: hand all weapons over to Kopaka The Great. Rule #2: Do not start or participate in a protest against Kopaka The Great. Rule #3: Worship Kopaka The Great and do anything he demands. That will be all for now, thank you for your attention.Brutaka: *hands a big bomb with a lit fuse to Kopaka.*Kopaka: *texts Brutaka*Text message: Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.Bomb: KaBOOM! *explodes in Kopaka’s hands.*Kopaka: *guess what*Brutaka: No more of Kopaka’s tyranny in this house.Lewa: Thanks for that, Brutaka.A few hours later.Brutaka: Uh, guys, we’ve got a small problem.Lewa: What is it?Brutaka: I built this big mech armed with machine guns and now he’s spreading havoc around the house. He broke all the weapons, too.Mech: Die! Die! Die! *shoots everything around himself with machine guns*Lewa: I think I have the perfect solution. Reapa! Come here, supper is ready!Toxic Reapa: Where?Lewa: *points to mech*Toxic Reapa: *eats him* Mmm, mechs are good, but a bit greasy.Brutaka: I was hoping I could at least salvage the machine guns…Elsewhere.Splitface’s red half: Hello Krika! Could I buy a pancake?Krika: Depends if you gives me money. Price raised to 240$ now.Splitface’s red half: Certainly, my friend! *hands Krika the money*Krika: *puts the money in his pocket* On second thought, you can’t buy it. Me run outta ingredients.Splitface’s red half: *hands Krika 1000$ more.* Here, buy the ingredients. And have a nice day!Krika: Guys in dis house are either mean or dumb. Me like de dumb ones more.In “Ackbar’s Snack Bar”.Admiral Ackbar: Can I take your order, sir?Kalmah: What do you have with honey?Ackbar: Zamor filled with honey, and Kanohi filled with honey.Kalmah: And what do you recommend?Ackbar: I recommend you give me your order, stay in this restaurant, tip me well, spread good information about me and buy me a clone legion I could have as waiters.Kalmah: I meant what food do you recommend?Ackbar: Fried calamari. You two will go together perfectly.Kalmah: I’ll take the calamari. I need friends that are like me.Ackbar: Sir, perhaps you are unclear on the concept of food.Kalmah: Please, sir. I have decided. Now get me the calamari.Ackbar: *walks away, then returns 20 minutes later with the food*Kalmah: Oh my god! They’re dead! Every single one of them! This is so sad, how did it happen? That poor, poor squid ammo is dead!Ackbar: I think you are unclear on the concept of food, that I fried these so you can now eat them.Kalmah: You?! You murderer! And you expect me to eat my deceased brothers?! *stomps on Ackbar and kills him*End of chapter 11Words: 766

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Chapter 12

Name problems.

Ra Koon: Do you have any more minifigures in this house?Lewa: A few City policemen, one Happy Rotter minifig and that red ninja.Ra Koon: So I won't have anyone to command except Commander here?Commander: You know, I am sick of everyone calling me "commander". I have a name you know.Ra Koon: But I thought we all agreed your name is awful and that you don't want to use it.Commander: Well, it's better than being called "commander" all the time.Ra Koon: As you wish, Commander Bean Dip.Commander Bean Dip: On second thought, lets go back to "commander". Or think of a new, cool name for me.Lewa: Iruini, Commander Bean Dip wants your help.Iruini: What kind of new name would you like?Commander Bean Dip: I don't know, but all the cool clones have names, like Rex or Cody or Stinky.Iruini: What about "Commander Repulsive"?Commander Bean Dip: Do you WANT to get punched in the face?Iruini: Well, what about "Commander Nameless"?Commander Bean Dip: Brutaka, I think somebody wants to get shot in the head.Brutaka: You?Commander Bean Dip: Iruini.Brutaka: Iruini, do you want to get shot in the head?Iruini: What do you THINK?Brutaka: Well, Commander said you do, so I can do you that small favour.Iruini: Well, I don't. Are you really that stupid?Brutaka: Even if you don't, you should NEVER call someone with a bazooka stupid. *shoots Iruini*Commander Bean Dip: Could you think of a good name for me, Brutaka?Brutaka: Depends if you would want to help me in my weapons testing.Commander Bean Dip: Sure! I love weapons testing!Brutaka: Great. Then you'll be "Commander Living Target". Or would you preffer "Commander Soon To Be Blown To Smithereens"Commander Bean Dip: I think the idea of weapons testing no longer appeals to me.Brutaka: Rats. *walks away*Elsewhere.Evo: Cookies!Ehlek: Mine! *eats cookies*Evo: Why did you just eat those cookies?Ehlek: What should have I done with them?Evo: Given them to me.Ehlek: Why should I have wasted a bag of wonderful cookies on someone who lost all his purple?Evo: Because I like cookiesEhlek: So do I.Evo: Well, I'm known as the cookie lover since the beginning.Ehlek: Well, you suck.Evo: Because I don't have purple. Not my fault.Ehlek: Whatever. *eats some more cookies* :popcorn:Evo: I hate that emoticon unless it's in my speech/action.Back near Commander Bean Dip.Commander Bean Dip: Yes! I have the perfect name!Ra Koon: Go on...Commander Bean Dip: Oh, wait, that would be an insult to myself.Ra Koon: *sigh* Again?Commander Bean Dip: Oh, come on. That's only the 2510th insulting name I've come up with yet.Evo: How about "Commander Cookie Retriever" ?Commander Bean Dip: OK, it'll do for now.Evo: Good. Now go retrieve me a bunch of cookies.End of chapter 12Words: 493

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Chapter 11: Kalmah is hilarious. The Kopaka part made me laugh too. It seems he's never at house and just sends messages, right? And "Nuju's Ice Cream" sounds funny.Chapter 12: Lol I like name problems. I was expecting to see some in your comedy. This chapter is a little short, but who cares. An hilarious quote is:

Brutaka: Iruini, do you want to get shot in the head?Iruini: What do you THINK?Brutaka: Well, Commander said you do, so I can do you that small favour.Iruini: Well, I don't. Are you really that stupid?Brutaka: Even if you don't, you should NEVER call someone with a bazooka stupid. *shoots Iruini*

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Chapter 13

Killing your conscience is wrong.

Evo: I'm taking a Jetrax T6 down to the big department store to get cookies.Nex: What do I care?Evo: You certainly are nice to have around, Nex. You've got so much enthusiasm.Nex: Shut up and go get your stupid cookies.Evo: Cookies aren't stupid. Cookies are great.Nex: You're stupid. This tiger suit is stupid. Everything's stupid.Breez: Sorry to interrupt, but have you seen a camouflaged landmine anywhere? I dropped it on the floor and can't find it.Evo: That can't be good. Either way, I'm leaving. *leaves in hisJetrax*Breez: It's not. It was really expensive and I'd hate to have it blow up under some regular loser's feet. So I advise everyone to just stand where you are for the rest of eternity.Brutaka: Actually, there's a better plan. * throws a whole bunch of ants on to the floor, who frantically run around the whole house. One of them stumbles upon the camouflaged mine.*Mine: KaBoom! *explodes*Tarix: *gets thrown off his feet, as he was standing right next to the mine.*Breez: Are you okay, Tarix?Tarix: I am, but not my pile of boring documents I was holding. They got burnt and ripped and will likely make me lose my job as the money manager.Breez: On the bright side, if you lose your job you wont have to bore everyone in this house talking about the economy and financial stability and whatever else it is you want us to hear.Tarix: On the even brighter side, I can now blow all this money on Krika's pancakes!Ackar: Or you can help the elderly with it.Tarix: I can help the elderly without it. *Whacks Ackar on the head and blows the money on Krika's pancakes*In the big department store Evo went to.Human shop clerk: Can I help you, sir?Evo: I want a whole bunch of cookies.Human shop clerk: That will be 692$.Evo: No chance. *runs off with the cookies.*Shop clerk: Have a nice day, sir.Evo: Nice, I've got 692$ worth of cookies and I didn't have to pay anything.Evo's conscience: Oh, that was wrong. You should have payed for the cookies.Evo: Shut the :censored: up or I shoot you.Evo's conscience: Swearing is wrong. Threatening to shoot is even worse.Evo: *shoots his conscience*After Evo comes back home.Evo: Boy, this is fun! I love shooting everyone I see!Breez: Told you so earlier.Brutaka: I'll give you the sniper rifle for only 200% of the original price.Evo: Great! What a deal! *buys sniper rifle.*Two seconds later.Evo: Wait a second...Brutaka: Returns not accepted.In another room.Takanuva (original 2003 version): Oh man oh man oh man! How will Doctor Who escape those Daleks?!Gresh: I think you may be addicted to the TV, Takanuva. You've been watching it non-stop since November 23d 2003. That's when we first bought you.Takanuva: Well, what else should I do?Gresh: We still have the body of your 2008 and 2010 versions. Why don't you change bodies?Takanuva: The 2008 version is too dark and 2010 too small. Now be quiet, this is my favourite soap commercial and I have only seen it 578 times.Gresh: Why don't you go fly around on your Ussanui then?Takanuva: I gave that to some green loser with dreams of flying and he crashed it into Stormer's house. Now get out, I'm missing the third rerun of "Lost".Gresh: See you in a couple of years, probably. *leaves the room.*Takanuva: Finally! Back to concentrating on the TV.End of chapter 13Words: 611

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Chapter 14

The Great Devourer.

Lewa: Guys, we’ve got a problem. :fear:Tarix: What is it, sir?Lewa: Hydraxon has gone mad, wants to obtain control over this house and has a fearsome machine on his side.Brutaka: And you want me to take him out, I gather? Lewa: I don’t know if you’ll be able to. The Great Devourer, for that is the name of Hydraxon’s machine, could devour you while you attempted to assassinate it’s master. And you come in handy, it would be a pity losing you. Brutaka: So what do you suggest?Lewa: Give your bazooka to some real loser, who will try to shoot Hydraxon with it. If that loser dies, it won’t be a big loss.Brutaka: And who would the little loser be?Lewa: I have already told that loathsome Gresh. He seemed most enthusiastic about it.Brutaka: Here’s the bazooka, Gresh-who-can’t-fly.Gresh: Woohoo! A real bazooka! :biggrin:Brutaka: No, you moron. You aim that side towards your enemy. You’re pointing it backwards.Lewa: Uh oh. :huh:Gresh: Heh heh heh. I know, Brutaka. *pulls trigger*Rocket: *flies out of Bazooka and hits Lewa, blasting him into oblivion.*Brutaka: I gave you the Bazooka. Thus, I want it back. It was a terrible idea to give it to a moron such as you.Gresh: Yeah, you can reload it for me. *gives Brutaka the bazooka.*Brutaka: *reloads the bazooka and blasts Gresh into oblivion.*Onua: Brutaka, I demand an explanation for your most recent action of blasting Gresh into oblivion.Brutaka: He was a moron.Onua: So what?! If someone is a moron, you send him to school! You don’t shoot him with a bazooka!Brutaka: You sound like a moron, too.Onua: I’m not! I am a highly intelligent life form!Brutaka: You sure talk like a moron. I guess you’ll have to join your dumb pal Gresh.Onua: *runs away*ElsewhereAxonn: Ta daa! Your new shuttle is complete!Ra Koon: Thank you, Axonn. Do you think it can withstand a journey to RA1138?Axonn: Maybe.Commander Cookie Retriever: Maybe is fine. However, may I ask how you connected the side panels there to the rest of the ship?Axonn: I used SNOT for that purpouse.Commander Cookie Retriever & Ra Koon: What?! :OMG:Axonn: What’s wrong with that?Ra Koon: You expect us to fly in a ship held together by snot?!Axonn: Why wouldn’t you?Commander Cookie Retriever: It’s not gonna last a minute held together by snot!Axonn: Yes it will. It’s connected in a bunch of places.Ra Koon: Well I am NOT going to fly in something held together by yucky snot!Axonn: What’s yucky about it?Ra Koon: What do you mean “what’s yucky about it?” Everything!Commander Cookie Retriever: Looks like we’re stuck here after all. *goes back inside accompanied by Ra*Axonn: I guess they like their studs facing upwards.Back near the Great Devourer, a few minutes later.Hydraxon: Yes! I shall be in power now! Once I got the Great Devourer, making this house my empire was a piece of cake!Pohatu, feed my Great Devourer!Pohatu: What does your Great Consumer like, oh Great Hydraxon?Hydraxon: Consumer goods, obviously!Pohatu: How about this really wet cut up watermelon? *feeds the Great Devourer some really wet cut up watermelon*Hydraxon: No no no no no no!!!Pohatu: What is thy problem, Great Hydraxon?Hydraxon: My- my Great Devourer! He’s dying! :cry:Great Devourer: *stops working*Pohatu: Woo hoo! The Great Devourer thing doesn’t work any more! Hydraxon: But I am still in power, right?!Maxilos: N o y o u a r e n o t . I t h r o w y o u o u t w i n d o w n o w . *grabs Hydraxon and throws him out the window.*Onua: I guess I’m in power now. Pohatu: And what will you change?Onua: I command you to tear down this house and see if there is anything interesting in the ground underneath it.Pohatu: No chance. Go join Hydraxon outside. I’m in command now. *throws Onua out the window*Pohatu: Now, since I am in command, my first order will be to Nuparu. Nuparu, tear this Great Devourer machine apart and tell me what exactly it is.Nuparu: It appears to be a standard vacuum cleaner with red eyes painted on. Pohatu: A vacuum cleaner? Is it still functional?Nuparu: Nope. The water in the watermelon kind of ruined it.Pohatu: Then give it to Meltdown. He likes garbage.End of chapter 14Words: 761

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Chapter 15

The secret of survival

Nex: Wow, you are the nicest guy I’ve ever seen. Jerbraz: Oh, I know. Trust me, I’m like the best guy on Earth. Not that you lowlife would understand. Gali: You think very highly of yourself. You shouldn’t do that. Jerbraz: You shouldn’t tell me what I shouldn’t do, missy. Remember that I’m invisible and can just cut your head clean off. Gali: You shouldn’t do that, either. Can’t you be reasonable for once? Jerbraz: Oh, I most certainly can! Gali’s head: *goes flying off* Nex: Wow, that was good. Think you could do it to some more guys? Jerbraz: Like who? Nex: Everybody in this house except for me. Jerbraz: Even the endangered species? Nex: Yeah, all of them. Evo: Who are the endangered species? Nex: The really annoying guys who have less than 10 sets of themselves remaining. Evo: What? Nex: What an cool dude you are. Look, when somebody in this house gets stabbed, shot in the head with a bazooka, beaten to death with Krika’s frying pan or meet an unfortunate end in any other way, what do you think happens to them? Evo: They die? Nex: Well, duh. What about after that? Evo: They un-die? Nex: No, they don’t un-die, you moron. Some freak obsessed with crazy science did that to Onua a few weeks ago and the undead archeologist was behaving like a zombie trying to eat us all. Evo: Then what do they do? Nex: What do you think is in the room on the second floor on the right where Brutaka is not allowed? Evo: Weapons? Nex: Those are the five rooms over there. The room on the second floor on the right where Brutaka is not allowed is the spare set room. It’s where we keep the spare sets of everyone in this house that was released as a set. Evo: And what do endangered species have to do with this? Nex: Look you chowder head, if someone meets their end in this house, they just get reassembled and are back with the same personality and everything. Evo: And where do endangered species come in? Nex: Most of the guys here have at least 50 spare sets. Then are those who have less than 10, and they are the endangered species. This means that the guy who is currently the leader of the house has to approve their execution. Evo: Who are the endangered species? Nex: The most annoying morons in this house. Currently it’s only Nokama and her “it’s not educational” lectures, Tuma with his mouth taped up so he can’t go around telling everyone that they look totally awful because they aren’t lime green and black like him and Kiina with her mouth taped up, tied up, put in 8 plastic bags and stuck in a jar of water so she can’t say “woo hoo!” Evo: That sucks. What if they’re like totally annoying but the dude in control of the house doesn’t approve his extermination? Nex: Then you shoot the guy in control and see if the next guy wants to approve the cool dude’s demise. Evo: Why don’t you release all the sets at once? That would be cool! Nex: Too many annoying Bionicles to deal with. One of each is enough. Bitil: Hey guys, wanna buy some French fries? Nex: Get lost. Evo: Sure! How much are they? Bitil: 100$ for a small box and 200$ for a big one. Evo: I’ll have the big one. *gives Bitil 200$* Bitil: Here you go, sir. *gives Evo a big box* Evo: *opens box* What the ####? Where are the French fries?! Bitil: I clearly said 200$ for a box. Fries are extra. Evo: How much, you beetle? Bitil: 3000$ Evo: You’re lucky I just robbed someone. *gives Bitil 3000$* Bitil: Here you go. *gives Evo one tiny French fry.* Evo: Argh! One tiny fry?! One tiny fry is all I get for 3000$?!! Bitil: If you buy from me, yes. Evo: And it’s burnt. Jerbraz: What lowlife worrying about wasting 3200$. I wish I, the greatest being who ever walked on this planet, had such problems. End of chapter 15Words: 693

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I (also known as the Reviewer) am back to read your comedy! This Chapter 13 was cool. Evo and Nex quarrelling is hilarious. I also laughed at this quote:

Brutaka: I'll give you the sniper rifle for only 200% of the original price.

And it's great you mentioned Doctor Who. I'm a huge fan of this guy.Chapter 14: Lol the Great Devourer is a funny idea. And Gresh made me laugh. I guess Axonn didn't get the yucky snot from himself since he's a toy right? Keep up the good work.

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Chapter 16

An angry green guy's end.

Vakama: I suck.Nex: Agreed.Vakama: Everything bad is my fault.Nex: True.vakama: I think I'm gonna shoot myself.Nex: Then you'll just get rebuilt.Vakama: Life is unfair.Nex: It is.Vakama: Why are you agreeing to everything I say? I thought you perky guys respond with your dumb "life is beautiful".Nex: I'm not a perky guy. I realise the truth, life is really unfair and everything in it is absolutely awful.Pridak: Has anybody seen Jawblade?Nex: Yes.Pridak: Have you?Nex: Yes.Pridak: Where is he?Nex: How should I know? I don't keep track of everywhere he goes.Pridak: You just said you saw him.Nex: I did.Pridak: Well then where was he when you saw him?Nex: In his aquarium.Pridak: And when did you see him there?Nex: A few days ago.Pridak: I meant have you seen him RECENTLY, cool dude!Nex: Depending on your definition of recently.Pridak: Have you seen him in the last half hour?Nex: No.Pridak: That's all I wanted to know. Have a nice day. *leaves*Nex: Days are ugly. So are nights. Everything is ugly. This tiger suit is ugly.Vakama: It's my fault it's ugly, isn't it?Nex: No, it isn't. It's the fault of those stupid fashion designers who made it. I mean, what kind of doofus would make a TIGER SUIT for a Hero who is supposed to fight villains, not attend fashion shows?!Vakama: Why don't you get a new suit?Nex: I will in the summer. It's not as awful as this, but it still really sucks. I wish I could look like Jerbraz. I mean, that guy is pretty classy.Vakama: I'll be leaving now to criticize myself for everything that is my fault.Nex: Be my guest. You are just awful to have around.Vakama: Aw, it's all my fault I'm awful to have around! *leaves*Elsewhere.Brutaka: And now, for the final test of this really nice new gun on a living MOC, in this case that really skinny and tall guy hiding behind the rocket launchers.Axonn: Ha ha ha. That guy will be the subject of my test for a new sword.Brutaka: Please dude, step aside. You are merely a lame MOCer that sometimes produces a sword or dagger that can't cut butter. Your sword is no match for superior Brutaka technology.Axonn: *swings sword down on a really skinny and tall MOC.*Sword: *breaks*Brutaka: Actually, I will spare this highlife. I have a new target *shoots his gun at Axonn*Axonn: *desintigrates*Brutaka: Niiiice.Nuparu: Why did you just shoot Axonn?Brutaka: He sucks.Nuparu: Oh. The reason 30% of the guys shot in this house get shot.Brutaka: What's the main reason?Nuparu: 47% get shot because they are annoying, 12% because they look ugly, 9% because they rip others off and 2% other reasons.Brutaka: Do they at least use my weapons?Nuparu: I do. Most of them do. That green guy who is really angry uses some prototype launcher made by that Furno.Brutaka: Well, say goodbye to that guy, then.Kongu Inika: Argh! I hate it hate it hate it! Die, die, die! Argh! :burnmad:Brutaka: Hey! Angry green guy! Suck bullets! (unleashes a volley of machine gun bullets at Kongu)Nuparu: That wasn't the guy! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/annoyed2.gifBrutaka: Who was?Nuparu: That Nocturn fellow who you keep chained up. He is protesting against being chained up by using different weapons than yours, as you chained him up.Brutaka: Aw, well, I like that guy. Really dangerous. Just like me.End of chapter 16Words: 605

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Chapter 15: Lol. Jerbraz was a good addition to the comedy. This quote was hilarious:

Gali: You think very highly of yourself. You shouldn’t do that.Jerbraz: You shouldn’t tell me what I shouldn’t do, missy. Remember that I’m invisible and can just cut your head clean off.Gali: You shouldn’t do that, either. Can’t you be reasonable for once?Jerbraz: Oh, I most certainly can! Gali’s head: *goes flying off*

What happened to Onua was funny. It'd be great to see him attacking everyone in an upcoming chapter. And it's cool to learn what happens to destroyed sets.Chapter 16: Wow, Brutaka is really a tyrant. I like how he shoots everyone for various reasons. Wait, Kongu was named "Kongu Inika" but Nuparu wasn't; does that mean Nuparu is in Mahri form?Overall, good job. Keep writing! Edited by Onewa7

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Thanks! Yes, Nuparu is in Mahrii form. Unless pointed out differently, everyone is in their latest form.

Chapter 17

To own the sky.

Thornraxx: Woohoo! I can fly!Gresh: One of these days I'm really going to whack you in the head repeatedly if you don't stop saying that.Thornraxx: Why don't you borrow an Axalara or something and go flying yourself?Gresh: Once I got the Ussanui from Takanuva and crashed it against Stormer's house and another time I stole the Jetrax but that Antroz fellow got really angry and blew it up with a rocket launcher.Thornraxx: Then why don't you go nicely ask Pohatu to lend you his Rockoh? He's a nice guy, I'm sure he'd let you.Gresh: Fine, I'll try. *goes off to Pohatu*Gresh: Gimme your ####### Rockoh NOW or I kill you!Pohatu: No chance. *uses his proppelers to fly and taunt Gresh*Gresh: Argh!Drop Ship Pilot: *looking at his HeroPad* Do you want a flying vehicle? I can give you my Drop Ship if you help me get past this level in "Angry Birds".Gresh: Okay, glad I finally found someone nice that will let me fly. *tries to help Drop Ship Pilot with his game*Drop Ship Pilot: What's wrong with you?Gresh: EVEN SOME FAT KAMIKAZE BIRDS CAN FLY BY THEMSELVES BUT I CAN'T!!!Drop Ship Pilot: It's just a game, dude.Gresh: Slams the HeroPad on the floor and stomps on it.Drop Ship Pilot: Good thing I have a bunch of these things. But I don't want to waste them all on you. Go take the ship and leave me alone with my games.Gresh: OK. *gets in the shuttle and uses all of the Zamor to blow up the rest of the destroyed HeroPad.*Brutaka: Nice, but big launcher compared to the size of the explosions. Perhaps I could modify it when that sucker gets back down.Gresh: OMGI'mgonnacrashagainorsomethingIbetI'mgonnadieIhatedyouallexceptyouPilotOMGI'mgonnadie!!! *crashes Drop Ship into a window upstairs, goes thru and ends up in a room.Kalmah: Hello. :blink: Do you have any honey?Gresh: I ain't got any honey, Kalmah. But I've got a gold fruit that's a similar colour as honey and spikey.Kalmah: Why did you just crash into my room?Gresh: Lost control of the Drop Ship, went high up in the air and then the engine or something exploded, so I crashed down thru your window and ended up on this box of squid ammo.Kalmah: How did you get that ship?Gresh: Some video game obsessed pilot gave it to me.Ehlek: Well, can you get out now? This room is the Great Barraki Empire.Gresh: The Great Barraki Empire is located in the bathroom?Ehlek: Bravo, detective.Gresh: Where's Mantax?Kalmah: Swimming with Jawblade in the guy's aquarium.Gresh: Oh. Well, I guess I'm gonna leave you now.Ehlek: Hurry up then, loser.Gresh: *jumps out the window* KERSPLAT!Elsewhere.Brutaka: Hmm, this army of 100 undead Onuas can help me achieve my goal.Furno: Which is?Brutaka: You can't know. *shoots Furno*Brutaka: Onuas! Who is your master?99 Onuas: You are, sir.1 Onua: I am my own master.Brutaka: *shoots the Onua.* No rebels!Onuas: Yes sir!Brutaka: Good. Let my rise to power begin. *grabs machine gun.*End of chapter 17Words: 532

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Chapter 18

Brutaka's rise to power.

Lewa: Brutaka, what are you doing with those undead Onuas?Brutaka: You die without an answer. *shoots Lewa*A bunch of random guys: OMG, you just shot our leader. I thought you were a good assasin and weapons dealer not a tyrant!Brutaka: Surrender your weapons to me, get out of here and never come back.Tahu: Nobody bosses Tahu around! *raises pistol in preparation to shoot Brutaka*.Brutaka: *kicks Tahu's pistol out of his hand, grabs it from the air and aims it at Tahu's head.*Tahu: Boss Tahu around whenever you feel like it, sir.Everyone in the room: *Flees the house in panic*Axonn: *comes into the room* So, my brother, I see you are taking over the house.Brutaka: You are right. And under my controls, nobody except me and my Onuas will live here, manufacturing weapons.Axonn: That is not going to happen. *raises ax* I shall fight for all the inhabitants in this house until I'm dead.Brutaka: Stand aside, Onuas. I am going to decapitate this poor fellow. *raises machine gun*Axonn: *Prepares to swing ax*Brutaka: *Punches several holes thru Axonn's ax, thus making it utterly useless* Surrender now and I kill you.Axonn: Never. *runs away*Krika: Can me stay? Me makes good pancakes.Brutaka: Yeah but you eat them. Go away with the others,Thornraxx: Yay, I haven't been outside in a while! It'll be so exiting!Nex: I hate you Brutaka. I really, really hate you. I was in the middle of a nap, sleeping thru my awful life when you wake me with your machine gun and make me go outside. I hate you sooooo much, man.Brutaka: Blah blah blah, whatever. Just get out or I kill you.Ra Koon: Kicking me out will bring you terrible consequences. The Rapublic will not let this go unnoticed.Brutaka: What are they gonna do, send one of those Jedi guys to punish me with their puny little lightsabers?Ra Koon: *swings her lightsaber at Brutaka's foot*Lightsaber blade: *breaks off*Ra Koon: ####.Brutaka: *kicks Ra outside.*A few minutes later.Brutaka: Finally! Took those losers long enough. I'm surprised I only had to shoot 68 of them.Onua #53: Sir, shall we start work on the big laser guns?Brutaka: Sure, guys. I'm glad you are obedient.Two hours later.Onua #32: 98 have been produced, one from each of us except #71, as he was having a nap.Brutaka: Good. Bring that #71 before me.Onua #32: Yes, sir. *brings Onua #71 before Brutaka*Brutaka: *Rips Onua #71's head off* You can only sleep between 1:00 am and 2:00 am, understood?98 Onuas: Yes, sir.Outside of the house.Krika: Me no like Brutaka guy. He be mean.Surge: I have an idea for revenge. Real Jetbug, come here please.Jetbug (toy): Here I am.Surge: I meant the real Jetbug.Jetbug (toy): What, I'm not real to you?! *punches Surge*.Surge: Ow, what the -Jetbug (toy): If I'm not real, that didn't hurt! *stomps off*Jetbug (real): What can I do for you, Surge?Surge: You can use your jetpacks to burn down this house with Brutaka inside it.Jetbug (real): But I don't have jetpacks. They got blown up a while ago and scattered us in space.Surge: Oh right. Nuts.Breez: I have a better plan. Lets go live in Stormer's house.Surge: But Stormer is a real #####. He won't let us live with him.Breez: I didn't say "live with Stormer". I said "live in Stormer's house" The moron either gets out of his house or I stab him to death.End of chapter 18Words: 616

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After a looooooong wait, finally another chapter is up:

Chapter 19

Brutaka's return

Breez: Hello Stormer. Please spare us a bullet and get out of your house.Stormer: What? You can't just come to my front door, point a gun at me and tell me to leave! This is my house!Breez: Oh yes we can.Stormer: Well then, forget it!Breez: *shoots Stormer's head off* Another wasted bullet.Furno: Hmm, nice house the ##### has. Smaller then ours, but nice nonetheless.Krika: Me set up pancake shop in kitchen.Pridak: Come on, fellow Barraki, lets go up to the bathroom and build a powerful new Barraki Empire there.Lhikan: Lhikan's Spiritual Centre will be in the closet.Breez: I'll stack the three rooms over there with more sets of us.A few minutes later, when everything is set up.Thornraxx: *Goes into Lhikan's Spiritual Centre* Hiya, Goldie!Lhikan: Greetings, fellow follower of Mata Nui. What brings you here, brother.Thornraxx: I don't know what to do with my life, I seem to lack guidance.Lhikan: Remember what I tell you, my friend: Follow the Light.Thornraxx: Ok. Thanks and bye. *leaves*Lhikan: Wait, where's my tip?!Thornraxx: "Follow the Light", huh? Ok. *flies towards the Light*Thornraxx: *hits the light* AAAAAAUGH!!! *falls to the floor*Breez: Stupid Stormer put up bug zappers.A few minutes later.Brutaka: *rings doorbell to Stormer's former house.*Axonn: *opens door*Brutaka: Hi. *comes in with a huge bag full of his weapons and parts.*Axonn: You shall not threaten the safety and well-being of the residents of this house!Brutaka: Relax, dude. The Onuas rebelled against me and took over the house. There were too many even for me, so I had to come here.Axonn: So you want to start over, brother?Brutaka: No, I don't WANT to, but I will.Axonn: Ok then, welcome to this house. You can set up your weapons shop in the corner over there.A few minutes later.Brutaka: May I interest you in buying this minigun?Furno: Why would I want to buy a minigun from you? I already have one.Brutaka: You will find your life will be much more enjoyable with this new minigun.Furno: And why is that?Brutaka: Because if you don't buy it, I'll kill you.Furno: Fine, gimme the stupid gun. *buys minigun*Brutaka: That was a truly excellent idea to increase sales. Don't you think, Kirop?Kirop: Yes, my master.Suddenly:Breez: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! OMG, OMG OMG, I am SO scared!!! :eek:Brutaka: Whatever happened to you, Sneez?Takanuva: She watched "Ghostbusters".Brutaka: But that movie is funny, not that scary.Breez: At the end there is this HUGE scary monster, man. OMG, OMG, that is SO scary! :eek:Takanuva: The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?Breez: Don't even say the name! Aaaaahhhh! :eek:Brutaka: Whatever.Later.Nuparu: A big Rapublic spaceship just landed in the valley near the wreckage of Ra Koon's shuttle.Lewa: Who is it?Nuparu: Minifigues. The leader seems to look like Ra Koon and there are a bunch of Clone Troopers following her.Ra Koon: It's probably my sister. *goes out to meet the minifigures.*Ra Koon: I had a feeling I'd be seeing you again, Ko Koon.Ko Koon: What is this place?Ra Koon: Well, it's Earth, that we're sure of. No idea where on Earth, though. No wierd landmarks here like giant statues of lions with human heads without a nose, so no real way to tell where we are.Ko Koon: Whatever. I'll live with you.Ra Koon: You'll have to ask Lewa if you can. He doesn't like it when someone lives in the house without asking him permission to do so first. Last week he spent two hours lecturing a group of flies about it.End of chapter 19.Words: 624.

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