All right, well a friend said they wanted to see this story on here. This is the fourth edit of the original, the first being on the old BZPower that was met with some... negative criticism about being short and rushed. Well, this being the fourth edit, I've expanded the story, Lewa now talks, and there are more characters who should have been in the first and third edits but weren't included. This is a spoof of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It's technically the first in my series (unless I spoof Skyward Sword), spawning two sequels called The Moron's Mask and the ongoing Twilight Delinquent.This has been slightly edited from the actual fourth edit, mainly to slim down on the reading, and for those who have read the actual fourth edit, I'd appreciate it if you stay silent about it, where it is, and what parts I left out for time.
A long time ago... In a land of darkness, despair, fear of spaghetti, and stupidity, there echoes a legend... A legend held dearly by the inhabitants of the City of Legends that tells of a Toa... A Toa who wished to be a hero and do right to save the world from a dark evil who wished to turn it into a realm of darkness and evil. This is the story of that Toa, and the story of a princess and an evil burn victim.
Bionicle: The Dimwit of Time
*Deep within Le-Metru, there was a large tree with a mustache and large mouth. This was the Great Deku Tree and he was a... I'm not sure. Just let him tell you about his life, then.*
Great Deku Tree, voice-over: In the vast, deep forest of Metru Nui...Long have I served as the guardian spirit. I am known as the Deku Tree... The children of this place, the Matoran, live here alongside me. And each one has their own guardian fairy... at least I would think so. However, there is one dweller in particular who does not have a fairy because he's a sad, strange little man who has weird dreams...
*Inside the mind of Lewa, he was having another nightmare, although the same as the ones he had been having for the past few weeks. He is standing outside the Coliseum, the gates are opening.*
Lewa: Whoa, creepy doors…
*It is raining outside and a storm is brewing. Then all of a sudden, two beings atop a mount pass right by him, one being a young Toa of water. Lewa moved away before being trampled, staring back at her...*
Nokama: Lewa, help!*The two rode away and the dream continued. Lewa, stunned, got to his feet again. He turned back to face the Coliseum, only to meet face-to-face with a dark being with a unsettling vibe.*
Antroz: I have some special plans for you...
*Lewa had been having the same nightmare, but even though this wasn't the first time he still had no idea what it meant...*
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Navi the fairy, listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree...
Navi: Why do you refer to yourself in third person?
Great Deku Tree: Nonsense. The Deku Tree never speaks in third person.
Navi: Uh... okay.
Great Deku Tree: Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil is descending upon this realm... Malevolent forces even now are mustering to attack our land. I think it is time for the loser without a fairy to discover his... "destiny..."
Navi: And what destiny is that?
Great Deku Tree: Why, to do battle against these forces of course. Now set out and retrieve this loser from where he sleeps.
Navi: Whatever, you great, wooden coot.
*That is when Navi leaves the woods and sets off to find Toa Lewa in his home somewhere in Le-Metru.*
Navi: Why does it have to be HIM...? Of all people, why?
*Navi continues flying through, passing the forest and into Le-Metru and passing by some various folks*
Nuju: I'm so sad and alone.
Navi: Well, good luck with that.
*Wanting to get away from Nuju, she flies away really fast, bumping into a conveniently placed fence. Shaking it off, she goes on.*
Navi: I hope no one saw that.
Nuju: I did!
Navi: Quiet, lonely boy!
*Navi continues to fly through until she makes it to Lewa's home where she finds him still sleep.*
Navi: Finally! This place is so full of freaks, I swear! Hey, lazy boy, wake up!
Lewa: No, please, get away from me!
*Lewa did not awaken. He's probably harder to wake than Mata Nui is. Oh snap!*
Navi: Screw it, I don't want to go near that lonely guy again. Wake up! *she starts beating him up until he woke up.*
Lewa: I didn't do it!*Lewa finally woke up and to his surprise he saw Navi, but he wasn't sure what she was. She looked like a lightbulb with wings to him initially, but then saw she was something else entirely. Navi took notice of his look of confusion.*
Lewa: Who are you? What are you? Some kind of hovering lightbulb?
Navi: I'm Navi. I'm a fairy in case you're wondering, you fool. Now come on, the Dummy Tree has a job for you to do.
Lewa: Okay. So are you like my own fairy now?
Navi: Yeah, I guess so. He just told me to take you to him and assist you.
Lewa: Fine by me.
Navi: Whatever, just get on down there. The Deku tree gets all fidgety when things don't go right.*So Lewa left his home. He thought about his dream for a moment, but then forgot about it for a moment. Of course, Lewa had no time to worry about such things and paid them no attention, despite that fact that these dreams actually meant something. As he walked, his thoughts were interrupted by a greeting from a friend.*
Hahli: Yoo-hoo! Lewa! Over here!
Lewa: Oh, hey, Hahli.
*The green hero turned around to see it was Hahli, one of his closest friends since... a long time. He stopped and turned to face her as she ran closer to him. She slowed down as she got closer to him, her expression changing.*
Hahli: Oh... you've got a fairy with you...Lewa: Yup, I've got my own fairy now like everyone else.Hahli: I'm... really happy for you. I hear the Deku tree wants to talk to you.Lewa: Wow, news sure does fast-travel around here.
Hahli: Yeah, it sure does. You know, if the Great Deku tree wants to talk to you, it must be important. It's a real honor to talk to him.Lewa: Yup, so I guess I'd better get going. Wait… I feel a disturbance.Hahli: What do you mean?
Lewa: I feel like somewhere else, there's an alternate pocket dimension where I'm cheer-happy all the time and I say annoying things that make everyone hate me.
Hahli: I wouldn't dwell on that. Just ignore it, you'll live longer.
Lewa: You're right. I'll go talk to the Deku tree now.
Hahli, smiles: Well, good luck, I hope it all goes great for you.
*Lewa was about to get near, when he was stopped by a fellow Toa of Air named Mido. He was a bit of a pain in the neck and he hated nearly everyone. He hated Lewa more, seeing as he was friends with Hahli, and he had a mad crush on Hahli.*
Mido: Hold on there, Lewa. I, the great Mido, won't let you go walk-pass without a sword and a shield. Are you crazy?
Lewa: But I already got those. *He holds out his air sabre and his own shield as proof.* So you can't just claim-say I don't have them.
Mido: What? Shoot! But I still won't ever accept you as one of us. You don't even have your own fairy like the rest of us do!
Lewa: Actually… I happen to have my own fairy as well as of this morning.Navi: Here, there. I'm a fairy.
Mido: What? Shoot!
Lewa: Did you forget your glasses at home?
*Mido grumbles as he steps aside to let Lewa pass through. As Lewa goes through, he meets up with some vicious Deku baba plants that try to attack him. Luckily, Lewa makes quick work of them. After that, he approaches the Great Deku tree himself.*
Edited by ShadowBionics, Mar 10 2014 - 09:29 PM.