Paleo Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 But just one thing: Anyone who dares attack a smoothie gets nerve-pinched. Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 But just one thing: Anyone who dares attack a smoothie gets nerve-pinched.Who in their right mind would attack a smoothie? avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Who in their right mind would attack a smoothie? Especially Organic Smoothies. NO ONE TOUCH THE ORGANIC SMOOTHIES Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Who in their right mind would attack a smoothie? Especially Organic Smoothies. NO ONE TOUCH THE ORGANIC SMOOTHIESI, for one, am not that uncivilized. I cannot speak for my fellow assassins, however. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) Anyone who touches a smoothie, organic or not, will get stunned by a phaser. That is set to stun. For the purpose of stunning smoothie touchers. Edited September 11, 2012 by Mister Spock Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Anyone who touches a smoothie, organic or not, will get stunned by a phaser. That is set to stun. For the purpose of stunning smoothie touchers.... I doubt anyone is stupid enough to run that gauntlet, especially when there are still sodas to kill. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 The consumption of sugary and carbonated drinks is an illogical idea. It is much more logical to rid Earth of all soda. Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite* Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this? avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 The consumption of sugary and carbonated drinks is an illogical idea. It is much more logical to rid Earth of all soda.And how would one rid the earth of all soda?Actually, I know the answer to that question: consume all the soda until there's none left. IT'S FOOLPROOF! Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) The consumption of sugary and carbonated drinks is an illogical idea. It is much more logical to rid Earth of all soda.And how would one rid the earth of all soda?Actually, I know the answer to that question: consume all the soda until there's none left. IT'S FOOLPROOF! Only if you do that. I'm most certainly going to abstain from participation in such a vile scheme. Don't you know how many demons are in all those sodas? Edited September 11, 2012 by Charles J. Guiteau avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?Why would I tell you? Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?Why would I tell you? Because we can make regret you bringing soda back, in 5 seconds or less. My thoughcriminal, how would like to visit Siberia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?Why would I tell you? Because we can make regret you bringing soda back, in 5 seconds or less. My thoughcriminal, how would like to visit Siberia?I think that arresting me and bringing me to Siberia would be extremely difficult, as you Russians will likely die of dehydration in the hot desert in which I live.Unless you drink soda. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Do you Siberians listen to dubsteppe, by any chance? avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Do you Siberians listen to dubsteppe, by any chance?Yes.Yes they should. Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?Why would I tell you? Because we can make regret you bringing soda back, in 5 seconds or less. My thoughcriminal, how would like to visit Siberia?I think that arresting me and bringing me to Siberia would be extremely difficult, as you Russians will likely die of dehydration in the hot desert in which I live.Unless you drink soda. Miss if rely on soda for survival in the desert I'm sure taking you will be quite easy. Besides I have an agent who is perfect for the job. Also who said I would drop you in Siberia you going to the Gulag Miss.Do you Siberians listen to dubsteppe, by any chance?For starters I was born in Poland (when it was part of the Russian Empire) and I thought I told you we arrested everyone and wiped them from our history who liked or made that music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Do you Siberians listen to dubsteppe, by any chance?For starters I was born in Poland (when it was part of the Russian Empire) and I thought I told you we arrested everyone and wiped them from our history who liked or made that musicI apologize for that error; it must have slipped my mind. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?Why would I tell you? Because we can make regret you bringing soda back, in 5 seconds or less. My thoughcriminal, how would like to visit Siberia?I think that arresting me and bringing me to Siberia would be extremely difficult, as you Russians will likely die of dehydration in the hot desert in which I live.Unless you drink soda. Miss if rely on soda for survival in the desert I'm sure taking you will be quite easy. Besides I have an agent who is perfect for the job. Also who said I would drop you in Siberia you going to the Gulag Miss.Good luck with that. I also have water. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?Why would I tell you? Because we can make regret you bringing soda back, in 5 seconds or less. My thoughcriminal, how would like to visit Siberia?I think that arresting me and bringing me to Siberia would be extremely difficult, as you Russians will likely die of dehydration in the hot desert in which I live.Unless you drink soda. Miss if rely on soda for survival in the desert I'm sure taking you will be quite easy. Besides I have an agent who is perfect for the job. Also who said I would drop you in Siberia you going to the Gulag Miss.Good luck with that. I also have water.No need to pay attention to me, just readying my Saharan Spy item set... Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 HAIL TO THE MENTOS*shoots XIV, due to him being a SPY. a soda spy.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) HAIL TO THE MENTOS*shoots XIV, due to him being a SPY. a soda spy.)Wait. He's a spy? *gasps* Also, all hail Mentos! Edited September 11, 2012 by FF Ice Master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 indeed. his avatar gave it away!lilith, form a seance to tell XIV that I saw through his ruse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) Oh yeah. The av. Wait. How do we know he's a spy for the sodas though? He could be a spy for another group. Edited September 11, 2012 by FF Ice Master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta-metru_defender Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I'm not even sure why there's a fight. All I want is to be reinstated. Hand-drawn, bespoke avatar by none other than Mushy the Mushroom. a body adrift in water, salt, and sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) indeed. his avatar gave it away!lilith, form a seance to tell XIV that I saw through his ruse.*used Dead Ringer*You are pathetic. Now just leave me to be on my way.Plus, your grammar is awful, go learn how to type properly, I can barely make sense of what you're saying.Oh, and I happened to steal the identity of XIV. Xion, who was cursed by Lilith. And no, I do not work for the soda. I work for Felix Dzerhinsky. Just look at the color of the fake corpse I dropped. Edited September 11, 2012 by XIV. Xion Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewaLew Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?I guess now you're going to have to kill both demon sodas and zombie sodas.Typical, run-of-the-mill BZP. How well will you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?I guess now you're going to have to kill both demon sodas and zombie sodas.Typical, run-of-the-mill BZP.Demon zombies?Oh, and I suppose we're throwing vampires and werewolves into the picture too. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewaLew Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 It is also extremely illogical to wage a war against soda that ultimately is futile. *sips Sprite*You ... you brought it back? :oHow did you do this?I guess now you're going to have to kill both demon sodas and zombie sodas.Typical, run-of-the-mill BZP.Demon zombies?Oh, and I suppose we're throwing vampires and werewolves into the picture too.Meh, why not. We can make it into a Monster Fighters thingamajig or something.BTW, is it safe for me to be drinking a Coke right now, considering the situation? How well will you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 BTW, is it safe for me to be drinking a Coke right now, considering the situation?Only if it's a Vanilla Coke. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewaLew Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 BTW, is it safe for me to be drinking a Coke right now, considering the situation?Only if it's a Vanilla Coke.Uh, nope. It's good, old-fashioned Classic Coca-Cola.Do I need to call a doctor? How well will you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 BTW, is it safe for me to be drinking a Coke right now, considering the situation?Only if it's a Vanilla Coke.Uh, nope. It's good, old-fashioned Classic Coca-Cola.Do I need to call a doctor?*shoots Coke from your hand*No, I suggest you call an exorcist. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewaLew Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 BTW, is it safe for me to be drinking a Coke right now, considering the situation?Only if it's a Vanilla Coke.Uh, nope. It's good, old-fashioned Classic Coca-Cola.Do I need to call a doctor?*shoots Coke from your hand*No, I suggest you call an exorcist.Wouldn't I need a stomach pump for this instance?But what if it was a Zombie Coke? Am I dead, or is a Zombie fountain drink swimming around in my stomach? How well will you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 BTW, is it safe for me to be drinking a Coke right now, considering the situation?Only if it's a Vanilla Coke.Uh, nope. It's good, old-fashioned Classic Coca-Cola.Do I need to call a doctor?*shoots Coke from your hand*No, I suggest you call an exorcist.Wouldn't I need a stomach pump for this instance?But what if it was a Zombie Coke? Am I dead, or is a Zombie fountain drink swimming around in my stomach?It's already too late. I'm afraid the demons have you now. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) I'm not even sure why there's a fight. All I want is to be reinstated.Done.zombie [zom-bee]1.a.the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.b.the supernatural force itself.Since sodas aren't alive, if you kill one you get plain old soda. Which I am now drinking happily. Edited September 11, 2012 by fishers64 Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) zombie [zom-bee]1.a.the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.b.the supernatural force itself.Since sodas aren't alive, if you kill one you get plain old soda. Which I am now drinking happily.We're not talking about soda zombies, we're talking about soda demons. And demons can inhabit dead things just as easily as live things.For your information, I'm not saving you from that which you have brought upon yourself. Edited September 11, 2012 by Charles J. Guiteau avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewaLew Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 And demons can inhabit dead things just as easily as live things.Something can't be dead that was never alive.Which brings the question, why are we killing them? How well will you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 zombie [zom-bee]1.a.the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.b.the supernatural force itself.Since sodas aren't alive, if you kill one you get plain old soda. Which I am now drinking happily.We're not talking about soda zombies, we're talking about soda demons. And demons can inhabit dead things just as easily as live things.For your information, I'm not saving you from that which you have brought upon yourself.Yes, but if you kill demons, you don't get zombies, because demons are zombies. Read above: "the supernatural force itself." Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Demons can inhabit inanimate things. Have you ever seen a demon inhabit a paper clip? It's not pretty. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Demons can inhabit inanimate things. Have you ever seen a demon inhabit a paper clip? It's not pretty.Hey! I've seen that demon before! It wants my soul... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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