The Crazy Life

[Sybre]

The title says it all. I plan to make a sitcom comic series based off this in the future, but not right now. Right now, I just want to release it in comedy format. Basically, this comic is about two Matoran, one's smart, the other isn't. They have a roommate that no one cares about and they live in a house. Does that sound like a good sitcom? Yes? Alright, let's get this going.I have a GS form for you!

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Main CharactersSybre- A very inane 24-year-old Matoran of Plantlife. He often does regrettable things and constantly asks Anthony to buy tickets and other stuff online.Vance- A 27-year-old Matoran of Plasma who can barely tolerate Sybre and is smarter, stronger, and taller than him. Vance constantly tries to steer Sybre out of trouble, but always fails.Anthony- Anthony, 30 years old, is a special kind of half-Vahki designed like a better Matoran to carry out assigned tasks, his being tech-related stuff. He is the only one in the house who has a job, which he does at home in the office. He is almost never seen or heard speaking. It's rumored that if he leaves the house, the balance of the universe will release its fury on the world.Episode 1 (The Fast Food Mishap)*Sybre and Vance are sitting on the couch like they do a lot. Vance is reading a magazine, unlike Sybre*Sybre: *loud, bored sigh**Vance is silent*Sybre: *louder sigh*Vance: What do you want!?Sybre: I'm bored! Let's do something!Vance: Well, Anthony told us not to bother him today, so what is there to do?Sybre: Well, I've got one idea, but I'm gonna need a bicycle, a credit card, a Nintendo DS, and a Six Flags pass.Vance: No. Not after the doughnut factory incident.Sybre: Huh. Well, we can drop the credit card...Vance: *standing up* How about we just go get some fast food?Sybre: Okay. Bring me something good.Vance: Why don't you want to come?Sybre: Kind of a long story.*Vance sits down*Sybre: Okay, you see, my mom took me to McDosne's when I was 6. At that time, I was quite the little demon. First, I broke the front door of the restaurant. Then, I bit the clerk on the finger and ate his hat. Then I set my unwanted mayonnaise slab on fire and threw it in the trash can, igniting it. I'm not even even gonna start with the playplace! Last of all, I dumped PowerAde on the nuclear reactor. Dosne told the rest of the fast food industry after Bruce Lee was found to be alive. Now, I'm not allowed at Burger Kivi, Ihu-N'-Okoth, Kanohi Fried Chicken or another fast food restaurant ever again!Vance: Ummmm.....Sybre: Can I have fries with that?Vance: But that was 18 years ago. They could have forgotten.Sybre: Every fast food restaurant that still stands has a picture of me in it.Vance: Why don't we just go to the drive-thru and order our stuff there? You could wear a disguise.Sybre: Well, that box of disguises Anthony bought for me last week should come in a few hours, so I have other ideas until then.Vance: As long as you're entertained. Let's go.*Sybre and Vance drive to the rebuilt McDosne's, where security is tight. The duo is sitting in the car, discussing strategies.*Sybre: Alright, we have to try and avoid going inside unless we use my emergency Metru Huna to snag some pre-made meals.Vance: Not bad, even for you. We could try.Sybre: Let's do it! *puts on Huna, turns invisible, and exits the car*Vance: Be careful. Then again, try your best to die.Sybre: On the contrary! When I come back, there will be value meals in each hand!*McDosne's front doors swing open, but no one is seen walking through*Clerk 1: *shrug* Meh. Could be just the wind.Clerk 2: Just the wind?! There would have to be a tornado for the wind to be able to blow those doors open!Clerk 3: Don't worry about it, guys. We have had a lower budget ever since that rotten kid blew up the restaurant 18 years ago. I mean, we can't even afford hand soap for the employees anymore.Clerk 2: Yeah, maybe you're right.Clerk 1: *calls out* Order #96 is ready! Two double cheeseburgers, sodas, and fries!Sybre: *to himself* Perfect!*he snatches the meals*Clerk 2: Hey, anyone else notice order #96 floating toward the front doors?Clerk 1: *shrug* Meh. Could be just the wind.Clerk 3: *yells into kitchen* Hey! We got a Huna wearer at 12:00!*two employees tackle Sybre before he can reach the door*Sybre: *becomes visible* Hey!Employee 1: Holy spirit of Jovan! It's him!*the two employees back away*Sybre: Yeah, that's right! About time you show me respect!Lumi: No, you fool! Take a look! *Points to Clerk 3*Clerk 3: *pointing Zamor Launcher at Sybre* I'm only gonna say this once: put the meals down and leave quietly.Sybre: Or what? You'll make me clean the fry cooker?Clerk 3: PUT THEM DOWN NOW!!!Sybre: That was the second time you said that.Clerk 3: That's it! I'm gonna end this problem once and for all! *pulls the trigger**Sybre tosses the meals at the Zamor Sphere, causing them to explode*Sybre: Thanks. One burger had tomatoes on it and one pack of fries was actually a pack of onion rings.Clerk 3: Just GO!!!Sybre: Fine. As long as you're not gonna cry and tell your mommy.*Sybre exits the restaurant*Clerk 1: Dude.Clerk 2: What?Clerk 1: His mom passed away last week.*A tear comes to Clerk 3's eye*Sybre: Alright, where did Vance park again?*Sybre looks around*Sybre: Drat. He ditched me. I guess I'd better call him.One hour later.*Vance comes back to the parking lot*Sybre: Hey, by any chance, did you grab the box of disguises?Vance: Yeah. Anthony called me and told me to come back home and get it.Sybre: Perfect! Now let's take my thousand lies and a good disguise then hit 'em right between the eyes.*Sybre rummages through the box and pulls out a Toa Vakama costume*Sybre: Let's try this one!Vance: Are you sure?Sybre: Yeah! Vakama's one of my all-time favorite Toa! *puts on suit*Sybre: How do I look?Vance: Your hips look a little big. Try adjusting the suit.*Sybre fixes the suit*Vance: Alright, get in there.*Sybre enters the restaurant*Lumi: Hey, look! It's Vakama!*Everyone except Sybre starts laughing to the crying point*Sybre (Vakama): Is that what everyone thinks about me?Lumi: *wipes tears from his eyes* Well, yeah!Sybre (Vakama): Wait, you were here for more than an hour without leaving!Clerk 3: He does have a point. Get outta here, Lumi.*Lumi sulkily leaves*Clerk 2: Wait, how does he know that? He just got here and wasn't near the restaurant earlier.Clerk 1: Yeah. What's the deal?Sybre (Vakama): A wild guess?Clerk 3: The real Vakama wouldn't know that. We have an impostor.Makani: Then who are you?*Sybre's head turns to face Makani with the creepiest face imaginable*Sybre (Vakama): *walks toward Makani* Do you really want to know?Makani: I guess.*Sybre grabs Makani by the neck and raises him off of his feet*Sybre (Vakama): I. Am. Your. FATHER!!!*Sybre puts Makani in the trash and leaves*Vance: I guess that one didn't work. Here, try this one. *holds up Toa Nokama costume*Sybre: No way!Vance: What do you want? The meals or your dignity?Sybre: Hand it over.*Sybre puts on the costume*Vance: Hey, you look exactly like Nokama! Ha ha!Sybre: Very funny. I'm going in.*Sybre enters the restaurant*Clerk 1: Finally, an actual customer! Can I take your order?Sybre (Nokama): Yes. I would like two double cheeseburger combo meals.Clerk 1: And what would you like to drink with that.Sybre (Nokama): Sprite, please.Clerk 1: The real Nokama would order water. Get outta here.Sybre (Nokama): Fiddlesticks.*Sybre leaves*Vance: Let's just try another.Sybre: *takes off costume* No, Vance. I've had it.*Sybre walks straight into the restaurant*Clerk 3: It's him again!Dosne: What?! What are you doing here? You're banned!Sybre: *walks into kitchen* I know.*Sybre walks past the staff toward the nuclear reactor*Dosne: Stop him now! Now why did I put another nuclear reactor in here again?Sybre: *smirks and grabs a Powerade* Here we go again.Dosne: NO! Don't do it!*Sybre dumps the Powerade all over the nuclear reactor*Dosne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!*The entire restaurant explodes, sending debris everywhere, leaving a huge crater*Sybre: That was fun! And two value meals flew into my hand during the explosion. We've won.Vance: I want to punch you so bad right now.Dosne: I'm gonna punch both of you right now! And that punk destroyed my restaurant again! I'm gonna sue you so hard, you're gonna have to put those value meals in a blender!Vance: Could you please stop saying "gonna"? If you say it one more time, Sybre's gonna use one of those crazy coincidences he always pulls off.*Sybre is singing Top of the World, by The All-American Rejects*Sybre: When the top of the world falls on you!*The roof of McDosne's falls from the sky and lands on Dosne*Sybre: Well, since he looks comfy under that pile of rubble, I guess we should leave.Vance: Another good idea.*Sybre and Vance leave the crater toward home*Word Count (excluding intro stuff): 1374 Edited September 27, 2012 by Sybre: Soul Shinipire

[Phovos]

Well, that was weird. There were some actually very good bits in there but it was indeed very random. I do like the idea of Kanohi Fried Chicken.Also, nice one, I really liked it when the clerk caught Sybre out when he was disguised as Nokama. Very witty.

[Sybre]

Well, that was weird. There were some actually very good bits in there but it was indeed very random. I do like the idea of Kanohi Fried Chicken.Also, nice one, I really liked it when the clerk caught Sybre out when he was disguised as Nokama. Very witty.

I do apologize. Hopefully, my next chapter will be a little better. And I do think the Kanohi Fried Chicken was pretty clever. Yeah, that did seem pretty good! It's just that Sybre likes Sprite better than water.

[Aquaria]

"I am your FATHER" LOL! The fast food names were genius! Very good, keep up the good work!

[ToaKapura1234]

What's Ihu and Okoth supposed to be? By the way, really funny.

 

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[Sybre]

What's Ihu and Okoth supposed to be? By the way, really funny.

 

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It's an In-n-Out pun. If you don't know that restaurant, you don't know fast food.

 

I think I've read it. Or was it Toy Wars?

[ToaKapura1234]

Toy Wars is a totally different comedy and I guess I don't know fast-food then. I recognized all of the other puns though. And who is Okoth anyways?

[Sybre]

Toy Wars is a totally different comedy and I guess I don't know fast-food then. I recognized all of the other puns though. And who is Okoth anyways?

Then get up right now and go to one. And Okoth is a Ga-Matoran.

[ToaKapura1234]

I can't drive...for another week.