Posted Oct 27 2012 - 09:34 AM
And here we are: the third spinoff to TAoT (and hopefully this is more successful than the last two!!!).This comedy will last for 10-15 chapters, which should quench your thirs for TFC!Actually, the end of this comedy will be critical to TFC's storyline. So...you might want to read this, otherwise you won't understand TFC at all.Anyway.How to Escape the Wig SalonPrologue: QuestionsIn the Wig Salon… The Wig Salon is a dreadful place. Some, like Turaga Nuju, say that it is most relaxing. But others, like Black Hole, find it dreadful and want to escape. Take it from me, the one and only Narrator. Well, it used to be that way. After I annoyed my master ever-so much, he ordered me to the wig salon for eternity. But here’s the problem: the Wig Salon Retirement Home, or WSRH, is where dead people go. I’m not dead. I was simply ordered here for eternity. TN:TS didn’t stab me, or give me poisoned protodermis. He couldn’t, because all of us in, well, our company, are immortal. So how can I be here, then? And how can I get out?Chapter 1: Endings and BeginningsAt the Entrance to the WSRH… The portal opened up once again, to show the dead from Chapter 3.7 of TAoT file in. Tarix walked in, with a jagged line of black scratched across his chest plate. “Yeah, that’s how it happened,” Tarix said, showing Nuju how he’d died. “Hmmm,” Nuju thought. “Shadow bolt?” “Indeed,” Tarix answered. “It only hurt for a second, then it took me.” “I’m sorry,” Nuju answered. “But this is for the better. Welcome to the Wig Salon Retirement Home, where you can relax after death.” “Retirement home? I thought that this was a bad place!” “Wrong you are, young Glatorian. You’ll never need to worry about anything ever again.” “Good. Can I see Berix?” “Yes. Third door on your left,” Nuju said, pointing to the hallway. I watched as Tarix opened the door to Berix’s voice. It makes me wonder, how people can be so happy being dead. I guess, because, they’re dead, and I’m not. Not really, anyway. What makes this even worse, though, is that even if he wanted to, TN:TS couldn’t break me out. The same Great Being that created me, TN:TS, and the rest of our team, created this underworld. To get out, we’d have to overpower him. But can we? “Narrator, you can’t keep thinking about this,” Nuju said, interrupting my thoughts. “There’s no hope for any of us to get out of here while Ranox rules this world. We should just enjoy what we have now…“ But something popped into my head. We had defeated Ranox once before. Could we do it again? “There’s a chance,” I said, “isn’t there?” “Possibly,” Nuju said. “But we’d need an awful lot of help.”To Be Continued…How was it?~MN~
The final, polished edition of my contribution to BZP Comedies, right here.