The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you drown in friends and lego sets.

 

 

I wish I could be loved.

[Owlexander]

Granted, you're already loved by your own family.

[Naota Takizawa]

Two wishes for me, you didn't post a wish of your own. 

 

1. I wish I could commit crimes & get away with them.
2. I wish I could be rich from being an absolute scumbag in life. 

[Owlexander]

Granted

1. You only can commit petty crimes, such as litter
2. Well, I mean, you're already DJ Khaled so... nothing new there?

 

I wish I had money.

[Petewa]

Granted, you have a single three dollar bill.

 

 

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup.

[Toru Nui]

Granted, but it's laced with urine.

 

I wish to stop wishing for things.

[Petewa]

Granted, you can never again wish for anything.(Idiot)

 

I wish for every sentence that is not part of a paragraph to end with a comma, from now on.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, the Grammar Nazi's want to commit a one man holocaust against you.

 

 

I wish I was popular on Tumblr.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted,but then everyone else leaves tumblr after the latest update.

 

i wish for a snack that smiles back.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it looks too cute & you can't eat it.

 

I wish I was an incubus.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you are now the equivalent of an angry spirit, so avatar korra sends you back to the spirit world alone.

 

i wish i could airbend.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, the fire nation kills you.

 

I wish no one would argue with me.

[Petewa]

Granted, but only because no one will talk to you.

 

 

 

I wish for a free donut.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, people are slaves to the very foundation that quantifies currency, i.e money, and the day will come someday whereby people become mindless zombie slaves to money and they'll tear you to pieces for that once free donut that is by then long gone, which is what the greedy people controlling the worlds strongest and largest companies want (except LEGO, they fight against that $&%#).

 

 

 

I want the two (beautiful) people in my profile pic to be physically real. And not just in toy or plush form, but actually living. (Though Toriel would tower over me (she's 6ft 10), and Tahu would tower over her (he's 7ft 3)(and I'm only 5ft 9 roughly irl).

Edited February 19, 2016 by Toa Imrukii

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.tahu loses all function outside of the MU,without the red star powering it,and falls onto you and toriel crushing you.(really?7ft?in that form?wow.that means matoran are at least average height...wot.)

 

i wish for a fully functioning kaukau that i would be capable of using.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but I take your bank account details in exchange.

 

I wish I had noodles to eat. 

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted. they're raw.

 

i wish for some tasty lasagna.

[Petewa]

Granted, but Garfield gets to it first.

 

 

 

 

I wish to fall!

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you fall from grace after being blamed for the murder of two MI5 agents & you fall into a garbage chute.

 

I wish I was part of Reviving Bionicle.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.everyone else does a bad job and youre blamed for its ultimate downfall.

 

i wish i had something to wish for.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you wish for a dog & I give you a wild dog that gives you rabies.

 

I wish i was smart-working.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.youre using treespeak, so youre retconned with the rest of the le-matoran.

 

i wish for an air katana.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get a katana made of air.

 

I wish I had a magma sword.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

GRANTED, BUT IT BURNS YOUR HANDS OFF

 

I WISH FOR A PET NANNERPUSS

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's your nana's pussycat.

 

I wish for an Ussal club.

[Petewa]

Granted, you're an ussal crab.

 

 

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but no mayo (if you don't like mayo, then extra mayo)

 

I wish for mayo.

[Petewa]

Granted, but it's mixed with ketchup, thereby giving you Fry Sauce.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a foot.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get trench foot.

 

I wish I was rich.

[SynthMav]

you are but you are very lonely

 

i wish lapidot wasnt a ship

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but StevenXGreg is now the most popular ship.

 

I wish the romance between Hewkii & Gali was canon.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but their shippers become the biggest and most annoying in the entire fandom.

 

I wish I was right over there.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you didn't specify what "right over there" means, and you're teleported into the middle of the ocean, and you can't swim.

 

 

I wish that there was a reason for me to live. I have so many talents, yet to interest use them. I do not desire money, and I've judged my whole life, I will not stand this anymore. It's time, time to rebel (peacefully) against the hate and live free.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but... uh... you step on a Lego brick while peacefully rebelling (I have no idea how to respond to that).

 

I wish I knew how to respond to that.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you are dealing with an interdimentional god of fire, temperate and kind, wrothful to evil and greed, ally of good.

 

 

I wish those who I look up to were real (my profile pic).

Edited February 28, 2016 by Toa Imrukii

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, they're real, but they live in New Zealand.

 

I wish I lived in Japan.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you're allergic to anime.
 

 

Granted, they're real, but they live in New Zealand.

Well, technically speaking, one lives in New Zealand (or just Polynesia), the other lives in Ireland.

 

 

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Edited February 28, 2016 by Toa Imrukii

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you age more slowly, but have to work more hours.

 

I wish I could control time.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you can. I can do it. You just have to be patient. But knowing most people, that probably won't ever happen

 

 

I wish my faced worked.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, your face works, but your body is crippled.

 

I wish to work for Caesar.