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Granted, but they pull a PewDiePie and swear every two seconds.

I wish for Ghiddy's "meaning of life" profile pic to come back.

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Granted, but it's a wolf puppy that eats you as soon as it grows out of adolescence.

I wish that Halloween were here already.

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Granted, but words flow from your mouth constantly and people are turned off.

I wish that I could afford to buy some old BIONICLE sets.

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You buy them, only to find they're cheap Chinese knockoffs covered in lead paint and break more easily than the 2007 lime pieces.  There is no way to get your money back.

 

I wish some of the old Bionicle story team would make a well-written story arc set entirely in The Melding universe.

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Granted. It's just a story. It's not told anywhere, there are no sets and it just remains as a concept forever.
 
I wish I knew more about aeronautics.

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Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!

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It's closed.  You're caught trespassing and get arrested.

 

I wish it was canon that all Toa of Plasma know how to build working plasma screen TVs.

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Granted, but the only channels that the TVs can play is the Makuta Propaganda channel.  Everyone is brainwashed into joining the Brotherhood, and the universe is plunged into darkness.

I wish that YouTube had more complete subbed episodes of Gokaiger.

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It's moldy.

 

I wish Power Rangers and Super Sentai had a crossover special with each other.

 

EDIT: Accidentally typed rotten instead of moldy.  Changed it.

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Granted, but it's extremely watered down, and the Japanese characters all have American names.

I wish that I could talk to girls and not be awkward.

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They're not, because they now use much cheaper plastic.  The official products are now on par with cheap knockoffs.  Thanks a lot, man.

 

I wish I had a pet Pokawi.

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You get it, but due to someone messing with the system, you have to pay double the normal price with zero chance for a refund.

 

I wish someone would make a really good Bionicle fighting game.

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It's on your least favorite type of bread and everything else inside it is expired and/or rotten.

 

I wish all the Turaga in the Matoran Universe reverted back to their Toa forms.

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Granted, but everyone is confused and it takes another ten years of lore to explain why that happened.

I wish that Greg Farshtey had kept Teridax's name a secret.

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So afraid to let everyone know what he thought the Makuta of Metru Nui's real name was, Greg Farshtey instead left it up to the fans via a contest, because if they don't like his name for the character, why don't they make something better, right?  The official winner was "Makutaey McMakutaface", and is, from hereon out, his real name.

 

I wish G1 and G2 Bionicle would have an official crossover that's canon to both lores, doesn't take years to explain, and is well-received.

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This wish that you wish for is then corrupted.  Somehow.

 

I wish I was a Saiyan.

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Granted, but you're Yamcha and you're completely useless.

I wish that I could sing.

Yamcha isn't a Saiyan.  :P  He's a regular human with ki powers.

 

Anyway, you can sing, you just can't sing well.  You're just able to sing.

 

I wish I was a Green Lantern.

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More people are liking a Facebook page called "me".  It has nothing to do with you.

 

I wish that I had protosteel Adaptive Armor.

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Granted, but we all derpify different characters in our profile pic.  You are driven mad by the fact that everyone has not conformed to your vision.

(Then again, that seems to happen to you a lot...)

I wish for mai waifu to become real.

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It's violent.

 

I wish I had a stable gaming PC that can also play console discs (Dreamcast, Gamecube, all Playstations and XBoxes, 3DO, any and all disc-based console games).

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