Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted, you now reach the speed of light as well. But since nothing can be faster than the speed of light you will never catch up with me, and we are both forever alone. ;.;I wish I understood quantum mechanics Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. You finally understand it, however you are frozen in time due to traveling at the speed of light, so thought progression is kinda slow. I wish the final battle between the Wizard and the protagonists was more epic. =/ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. It's now so epic that both of our minds are blown and we're unable to write any full sentences anym-josjgorjfspjvfsnhfpoevglarglarglar... I wish that never happenurrrrd D= Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. We continue writing, but the story is cliche (however, it's still entertaining as Karzahni. XD)I wish I had a funny shirt. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted, but the balloon dragon eats it. xPI wish for a super-original plot idea! :3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. It's so super original that it baffles the readers and blows their minds. Unfortunately, you just killed off all of your readers. XDI wish I had a balloon dragon... Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted, but that weird jester pops it with a needle she pulled out of her jester hat. Deja-vu!I wish I was happy again Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. You're happy all the time and because of it you can never be serious again.I wish I could use photosynthesis. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Granted. But in order to do that, you are turned into a plant. Must be fun, having to stay in only one place forever...I wish I could erase my past mistakes Edited March 15, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) You did not wish. You did not pass GO. You did not collect $200.Granted, but you never learn anything and thus live out your life like a total noob. I wish I had a life-sized board game. ^^ Edited March 16, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. It's Monopoly, the one game that takes forever to play.I wish people could compete in a real-life version of Mario Kart. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but you happen to be walking in the race track and get hit.I wish my phone would stop falling on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but in its place you must be the one to fall. I wish I had friends. </3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. They are all imaginary.I wish for a good hunk of Swiss Cheese Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. However, your Swiss Cheese is made in China. Ba-dum-tssh.I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. Your first wish is for a death star. Your wish gets corrupted, and you accidentally blow up earth. Feeling endlessly sorry, you wish for it to be replaced. The wish gets corrupted, so everyone is now a rabbit. And on this planet full of white fluffy rabbits you decide that it would be better if you had never wished for more wishes. This one gets corrupted, too, of course, so now you have minus wishes, and have to grant them to others.I wish for an awesome car! 8D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. The car is all sparkle sparkle sparkle and has great mileage! Unfortunately, it's around the size of your thumb nail. But, hey, sparkle sparkle sparkle!I wish I knew how to drive. lol Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weranisma Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Granted, you can drive. But you drive not good, you drive in a tree!I wish I had an Alien as my best friend Edited March 16, 2012 by Weranisma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but you dn't know it's favourite food is - humans! Aaaah!I wish for coffee. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-D-D-Ddude Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 The coffee is radioactive and you grow a third arm.I wish I could filter out annoying sounds. Quote Generation reeeeeeeeeeeee: If you see this, don't copy it into your signature. Get off your computer. Go outside! Go for a walk! Appreciate the beauty of the world while you're young and energetic and full of unwarranted enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Granted. The resulting damage from your energy spree is very costly. You must work for years as a carnival side-show to pay us all back.Ninja'd.Granted, you can no longer hear anything anymore as you consider everything to be annoying. You try to learn sign language to communicate with everyone, but it fails miserably.I wish I had tickets to the carnival so I could throw peanuts at the side-show. =3 Edited March 16, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but it's experation date was 1/1/1402.I wish for less homework. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Granted. But the poor sideshow already had low self-esteem, and you throwing peanuts at it doesn't make things better, so... let's just say that there is a big explosion, and many people get hurt. Ninja'dGranted. But now you don't know what to do with your time.I wish for four arms! And eight eyes! Edited March 16, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. I turn you into a spider to fullfill that "eight eye" thingy. Let's just say you have four arms and four legs, eh? Totally legit. However, you are tiny and fear the house cat on a regular basis.I wish the ninjas would reveal themselves! XP Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. But now it's no fun any moreI wish I was a BIG spider (so I could eat the house cat >:3 ) Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. However, due to physics, you are unable to move your limbs as your exo-skeleton is too heavy for you to pump your blood to move your legs. You are frozen and cannot eat the kitty. The cat taunts you for eternity.I wish Taka Nuvia would be normal again. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but the problem is that she'll just come up with some random strange ideas again. :/I wish I was a dinosaur! 8D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted. You are tamed and are put in a zoo where you die due to the lousy food.I wish I had my very own Pencil of Mass Destruction. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it needs sharpening. AND THERE ARE NO SHARPENERS FOR MILES!I wish Voldemort had a nose. (Note: I do not actually want this in the least.) Edited March 17, 2012 by Tahu Nuva Golden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Granted. He now has an elephant trunk, however, since the Harry Potter books are done, you never know he has it.I wish for warheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-D-D-Ddude Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 You get warhead, but are frustrated with one, kick it, and the whole world is annihilated.I wish Justin Bieber would go mute. Quote Generation reeeeeeeeeeeee: If you see this, don't copy it into your signature. Get off your computer. Go outside! Go for a walk! Appreciate the beauty of the world while you're young and energetic and full of unwarranted enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. He is now an incredibly popular interpretive dancer, and also uses a synthesizer to create more annoying music.I wish for a sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. You now have a sock, no consequences (unexpected plot twist!). I wish for a complete collection of all Björk's CDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. However, each CD has a tiny scratch, rendering all of them completely unplayable.I wish for a rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. But upon receiving that rocket, it will go off and kill everyone in Asia except for the French. I wish for a map over the entire world so I can learn which countries are where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. It's all in ancient Egyptian, though, so you don't understand any of it.I wish for a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaT in Rogue Posted March 18, 2012 Author Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted, and it's the best hat ever! However, it is stolen away in the night by those pesky Ninjas.I wish I had the next person's wish. Quote "Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. I wish for something incredibly stupid.I wish for a smelly old shoe with a bunch of holes in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. However, it can talk using telepathy so you're unable to drown out the sound, it's indestructible aaand will follow you everywhere. I wish for a huge genocide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Granted, a huge genocide of trees occurs! Every living thing on Earth dies due to lack of oxygen.I wish for a corrupted wish that is corrupted. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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