The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[a goose]

Granted, but it's inaccurate and keeps thinking you're touching something else.I wish I had a genetically mutated pet raccoon.

[The Great Spirit DM]

Granted, but it eats you I wish that Tahu could be a Toa Nuva again

[a goose]

Granted, but all the Kraata he turned to dust come back to life now the Golden Armour is deactivated.I wish for some kind of raccoon that doesn't have a stomach.

[The Great Spirit DM]

Granted, but it doesn't have a heart either and dies. I wish Tahu Nuva became a Toa Nuva and had all of his Golden Armor powers and all the Rahkshi kraata remained as ash or dust or whatever.

[~Allegretto~]

Granted, but he dies due to all the dust. I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

[The Great Spirit DM]

Granted, but it's because you've been sent to prison for a suspicious signature. I wish that Vorox had wings.

[I love pie]

Okay, but they must be hand-cranked so he falls down a cliff to a man saying, "And now for something completely different." I wish I had a pie.

[~Allegretto~]

Granted, but it's pie-flavored. I wish multitasking was easier.

[~Xemnas~]

Granted, but you get so wraped up in multitasking that all your friends leave you.I wish for a pet Zesk.

[Oblitus]

Granted, but the Zesk devours you with its tail. I wish Keetongu had friends.

[spyder ryder]

They turn out to be more of his species, and they collectively go on a rampage. I wish that Teridax had an Ipod.

[The Lorax]

Granted, but he listens to nothing but (in your opinion) terrible music. It makes him jealous of Mata Nui's good music, so he goes evil and plots to take over the universe. I wish I had some good music.

[Klak]

You get the good music, but a free MakutaKlak comes with it. And he takes all of the music. I wish that MakutaKlak was even more handsome, if that is possible.

[The Lorax]

It is not posible, therefore it is not granted. I wish to be as handsome as MakutaKlak.

[Ankarus]

Granted, but all of your friends don't like you because you are too handsome. I wish my new avatar would fit the full section that it is given.

[UltraHau]

It does, but then it overflows out of your computer, drowning you. I wish penguins could talk.

[Ankarus]

Wish granted. But since I was concentrating on something else, so the penguin turned into a pterodactyle. And... it ate you... I wish that I didn't have to drive to the store today to get some croissants for breakfast. Be back later.

Edited October 26, 2011 by Ankarus

[Podu]

Wish granted. You encounter a car accident and never have to drive again. You're welcome I wish that Pie is an official element

[a goose]

Granted, but due to all the different variations of pie, the MU becomes overcrowded, and everyone dies due to a lack of living-space.I wish I'd never wished for a raccoon.

[The Great Spirit DM]

Due to double negatives the world explodes. I wish that Pirok hadn't destroyed the world.

[a goose]

Granted. I instead destroyed the rest of the universe, leaving Earth perfectly intact. However, without a Sun, Earth froze and everyone but that polar bear on the mint died as a result.I wish the universe still existed.

[Klak]

It does, but another pocket universe is formed in your room. In this pocket world, everyone is Billy Joel. I wish they would sing us a song tonight.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but it's the Quizno's smushed rat song I wish Bionicle Heroes was a real first person shooter.

Edited October 27, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth

[a goose]

Granted, but it becomes too violent, and is rated 100+.I wish I'd wish that I'd wished.

[The Invisible Handman]

Wish for a wish granted, however thanks to a post hypnotic suggestion, your wish was to be ugly. I wish I could fly.

[a goose]

Granted, but I mishear you and think you wished to be a fly.I wish I had control over every letter in the dictionary.

[UltraHau]

Granted, but you turn every letter to "raccoon" and wreck the English-speaking world. I wish for better potatoes.

[King Joe]

These potatoes, they were genetically altered to make them grow larger and tastier. However, they also became sentient. They form a union, and go on strike. You are never able to eat another potato again.I wish I had Sonic Generations.

[a goose]

Raccoon, raccoon raccoon raccoon RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON. (Granted, but it's the WORST GAME EVER)Raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon Raccoon raccoon. (I wish I could write English again)

[UltraHau]

Granted, but now you can only say "raccoon" whenever you try to speak a word. I wish cupcakes would fall from the sky.

[a goose]

Raccoon, raccoon racc'oon raccoon raccoon. (Granted, but they're coffee flavoured)Raccoon raccoon raccoon racc'oon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon. (I wish I didn't have to say raccoon)

[- JL -]

That would, but you have to prove that you can spell Raccoon. I wish that I could make other people like me.

[King Joe]

They like you so much they kill you so that they can have your body stuffed and mounted in their home.I wish I had a pet...

[a goose]

You get one, but it's a mutated raccoon, and it eats you, before taking over the world.I wish King Joe's raccoon hadn't taken over the world.

[King Joe]

Granted, but Dr. Eggman did.I wish I could run at Mach 1 with the reaction time associated with it as well as being able to breathe and see at said speed.

[The Invisible Handman]

You forgot to mention friction proof clothing in your wish, so now your trousers are on fire. I wish Pohatu would use his mask of speed while moonwalking.

[King Joe]

Granted, but he turns into Michael Jackson, a fate worse than death.I wish that my pants didn't catch fire...

[The Invisible Handman]

Wish granted, you crash straight into the ocean at supersonic speeds and the results are not pretty to say the least. I wish I Vakama sang "Don't stop me now" with the voice of Freddie Mercury at Xia.

Edited October 27, 2011 by The Invisible Noob

[King Joe]

Granted, but you look like Vakama while you're doing it, and everyone but BIONICLE fans run away screaming. The BIONICLE fans throw rotten fruit at you because Vakama never sang said song in canon, and you don't sound like Vakama.I wish that I had $30 to spend on whatever I like.

[The Invisible Handman]

I love it when I make a spelling mistake.. You have 30 dollars to spend ... and then you spontaneously combust because I ran out of imagination. I wish mount Ihu was flying.

Edited October 27, 2011 by The Invisible Noob