Takaru 1111 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Granted, but now every one hate other good movies.I wish I had a full size Gibson Flying V guitar that works and doesn't break, and my fingers or arms also don't break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Granted, but in the middle of the night, a burgler breaks into your house, detaches the strings and uses it as a garrotte. On youI wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Wish Granted, but wishing for wishes results in your getting 1 wish, but because it is unspecified you receive a spoon that is too big.This is you...I wish for a book about Lovecraftian horrors. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 But nightmares of Cthulu keep you up all night, everynight.I wish everyone was 20% cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Granted every one Is now 20% cooler, but only for 10 seconds flat *shot*I wish I hadn't been and strangled by my guitar strings. Edited August 13, 2012 by Takaru 1111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I strangled you instead.I wish bionicle was back and that it wasn't ###### or expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Granted, but the sets are terrible.I wish for nothing. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Your body is filled with everything until you explode, but your body magically sews itself back together, making you continuously explode until you have destroyed the entire universe, something that is impossible as the universe is still expanding.I wish I was a toa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, but a Makuta beats you up.I wish I could read minds. Edited August 14, 2012 by FF Ice Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) You read your mothers and later kill yourself because you have just seen the memory of your conception.I wish mega blocks were illegal. Edited August 14, 2012 by flynn58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Wish Granted, but this is immediately after the company buys and continues Bionicle.I wish for a fiberglass baby. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 It breaks, and the cops blame you.I wish bionicle was bad, and had been cancelled in it's first year, with lego refunding all it's customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Granted, but they make hero factory instead.I wish for a lifetime subscription to fun. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 You're now broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 You never wished, so you don't get anything.I wish for my Mother to get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 She gets another disease and dies in pain.I wish BZPower was called rewoPZB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Granted. The weird name turns away several potential members, and the community dies later on due to lack of users.I wish I could think of a wish. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 the wish is the most horrible thing you could ever imagine, and you die from it becoming a reality.I wish I had four arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Wish Granted, but the arms have no hands and are not attached to you.I wish for an old style shaving razor. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 But they are all extremely disproportional to each other.I wish for the power to imitate anyone's voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Wish Granted, but your vocal cords stop working when you try to use it.I wish for a strawberry lemon. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 You get the nuclear bomb by accident.I wish for a peanut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Granted, but you have an allergic reaction to it.I wish for combustible lemons. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 But Cave Johnson sues you for copyright infringement (win reference).I wish for amazing art skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 They're amazing according to the worst art critic of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 You didn't wish for anything!I wish for the ability to use Kanohi masks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 You do, but you can only use masks that you dislike.I wish he could use masks that he liked! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 The joy surprises him, giving him a heart attack and killing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 no wish?i wish this was an emoticion ~~~~> Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Granted, but nobody uses itI wish I had more motivation Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) You're motivated to commit mass genocide, and you are sentenced to death for your heinous crimes against humanity.I wish my life had a purpose. Edited August 15, 2012 by flynn58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Granted. Your purpose is to do great deeds in order to combat your nihilism. However, you can never rest for more than twenty minutes.I wish for all six Toa Inika without them breaking, being stolen or making me lose all my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Granted, but instead they come to life and now seek for a way to return to Voya Nui, without realizing that technically they're toys made from plastic. Nobody will take them seriously, and they won't believe you when you try to explain everything to them.I wish I were able to create an artistic masterpiece Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 It accidentally gets soaked from a glass being sat on it.I wish for a pet burrito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Granted but, it gets thrown out because it spoiled. I wish I have the ability to stealth anytime I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 You want to for the rest of your life, and are never able to speak to anyone ever again.I wish this wish was incorruptible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Granted. All your other wishes are corrupted.I wish his other wishes weren't corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 It results in BZP shutting own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I wish flynn58 wished for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 He doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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