The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Van Hohenheim]

granted. you can only retain them by going insane

 

I wish for Tony Stark's knowledge

[Kanakalackin]

Granted, but you have to be fused to an Iron Man suit (not a bad deal actually...)

 

I wish that I wasn't insane.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, now you're crazy.I wish I could go to Gallifrey.

[Kanakalackin]

Granted, but you don't know where that is.

 

I wish that I was normal.

[Devorath]

Granted. Normal, for a Piraka.I wish that nothing unusual is caused by this wish.

[Kopekemaster]

Granted, but in doing so, it causes a paradox. Oh well.

 

I wish I could read faster.

[Devorath]

Granted. So fast, you have no idea what it says.I wish I was a Great Being.

[Kopekemaster]

Granted, but, using your powers, you kill us all accidentally (or was it?!?!) and now can't play Corrupt-a-wish anymore.

 

I wish summer wasn't so hot.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it's utterly freezing to the point that if you just open the door you get hypothermia.I wish summer wasn't so cold.

[Kopekemaster]

Granted, it is so hot the skin melts off of your bones Indiana Jones-style.

 

I wish that water boils instantly.

[Chro]

It does, and at a much lower boiling point. Now try to take a shower.I wish that people I liked weren't so stupid all the time...

 

Granted, but the troll the place so much that you're all banned.

Ha.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but... um... duh... duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...... kjdsgoifdnkvmfdsjmvcpkmvcm..........

 

I wish to have my brains back...

[Kopekemaster]

Granted, but whoever took them wiped your memories before returning them.

 

I wish for a fan. Just an ordinary fan.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it's the only one of its kind, so everyone who want it come to compete and slaughter for it, wrestling it from your corpse.

 

I wish I had a better "interests" column on my profile.

[Lielac]

Granted, but it's all full of lies.

 

I wish my earbuds weren't broken.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Now they only blast at full volume.

 

I wish I could finish things I start

 

=)

[Kanakalackin]

Granted, but they turn out horrible.

 

I wish that I had a 3D printer with NO problems whatsoever.

[Lielac]

Granted, but it gets stolen five minutes after you buy it.

 

I wish that wifi worked reliably on my iPhone.

[Kopekemaster]

Granted, but it is constantly connected to a Bells of Saint John-type wifi, which steals your soul and uploads it to the cloud.

 

I wish I knew where I am.

[Nanosuit User]

Granted, you are on the face of the sun

 

I wish I owned a Nanosuit

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and at first all goes quite well and, if I may say so, is a fantastic experience, but at some point, for some odd reason (blame solar winds, that always makes sense in terms of technology =P) it gets stuck in Cloak mode. Which means, that you're now more or less invisible. All. The. Time. Of course, there are even more downsids to it, but with my limited knowledge of the technology I sadly can't really predict them at this point.

I suppose it also goes without saying that you can't take it off anymore, right? :3 But hey, it could be much, much worse. You could explode, or die... but no, you're "just" invisible.

 

I wish I were a powerful wizard in a fantasy setting. :3

Edited May 9, 2013 by Taka Nuvia

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. A powerful wizard you are. A dark wizard - a necromancer to be exact. So you have your fun for a while, raising an army of the undead to do your bidding, fighting a knight here, raiding a town there, and life as a necromancer seems pretty good. That is until you realise just how lonely you've become. You see, the undead are just reanimated corpses with no mind of their own so they're not very good at keeping you company. As for real people, you're a necromancer practicing dark magic and that is frowned upon, thus those who don't try to kill you do their best to avoid you. Even animals run away from you.

But hey, you have an awesome skull fortress. Shame there's no one to share it with, other than the undead who leave quite the mess.

 

I wish for the ability to control the flow of time.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted... through a Vahi. Which everyone claws for, and in the process, is smashed to pieces, dooming us ALL!

 

I wish... I wish... I wish I had a wish...

[Nanosuit User]

Granted, but you lose the wish and become depressed, thus causing you to kill yourself

 

I will for eternal life and happiness

[Haecceity]

Granted, a nearby fish obtains eternal life and happiness, mutating over the years into a horrific monster that sucks the world dry in order to maintain a state of everlasting bliss. Eventually it moves on to new worlds, leaving behing a dry husk of a planet...I wish for a piece of blank paper.

[Arcalis]

granted, however its is sentient and likely to maliciously give you papercuts for the rest of your life

 

I wish for a self cleaning kitchen

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it cleans itself so well that it bores holes through the floor, causing an uneven and unstable floor, which you fall through into the Netherworld which is hidden beneath your house.

 

I wish people would shut their mouths and open their eyes. If you are one of the few who do, I am Very Proud of Ya.

Edited May 15, 2013 by kopaka's kool kompanion

[Arcalis]

Granted, but they open their eyes so much that they cannot close them, and they dry out and cause immense discomfort

 

I wish that my chair was more comfortable

[Kopekemaster]

Granted, but it is so comfortable you never get up.

And live in that chair for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish for a third eye.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. it gets poked out.

 

I wish for a brand-new, never used, shatterproof,10 hour battery life iPhone with all free apps, internet access, and a password that only I know.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, you drop it in the water.

 

I wish I wasn't bored.

Edited May 17, 2013 by Dude w/ a Hat

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted. You are now so constantly excited, you can never focus on anything.

 

I wish some more people would join Mafia V.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, and there're noobs

 

I wish someone would play Ratchet & Clank multiplayer

[Geardirector]

Granted, but they're even more annoying than CoD fanboys.

 

(Seriously, though, speaking as a long-time fan of the R&C series, All 4 One and Full Frontal Assault just aren't my cup of tea)

 

I wish I was a faster writer.

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted, but you lose all ability to type well.

 

I wish that some people would get my shameless, blatant advertising.

^{>join Mafia V<}

[Madara: Mangekyou Master]

Granted, but they choose to ignore it anyway. I wish that Aquaman was a more appreciated hero.

[Geardirector]

I really, really, really don't want to corrupt this wish, since I like Aquaman a great deal too, but alas:

 

He does, but in the process you get cancer

 

I wish Batman wasn't as overrated

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it only effects one person.I wish I had a completely normal and harmless pizza.

[Madara: Mangekyou Master]

Granted, unfortunately, its leftovers attract a swarm of cockroaches that infest your home.I wish that Star Wars 1313 hadn't been cancelled.

[Geardirector]

Granted, instead, an objectively terrible spin-off series is produced that spares no expense in screwing over the characters and story from the game.

 

I wish I was funnier

Edited May 26, 2013 by Geardirector