The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted. You are now so funny that when ever you tell a joke, everyone goes into cardiac arrest from laughing too hard, (it's possible) and dies. The bad part is that everyone thinks that all you ever say is jokes, and when you open your mouth, they start laughing. You join a monastery, and take a vow of silence.

 

I wish that two more people would join Bionicle Mafia V, which can conveniently be found in a link in my sig.

[Madara: Mangekyou Master]

Granted. Everyone joins. Or at least, they attempt to do so, but the last two spots have been occupied. Everyone, from Putin to that guy at McD's attempt to join, crashing the server. Rage turns into violent conflict. Brother against brother. Mother against daughter. Dolphin vs human. A certain Asian dictator gets involved and utilizes a forbidden weapon.The conflict escalates into a nuclear holocaust, dooming the human race. The dolphins, now mutated by exposure to radiation, inherit the land. I wish that we could communicate with dolphins.

[Van Hohenheim]

granted. we can for only two seconds.

 

I wish people wouldn't join the Star Wars RPG.

[ChattyNerd]

Granted, but now everyone leaves, abandoning the Star Ward RPG forever.

 

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

[Geardirector]

Too bad you didn't wish for anything else. Now what?

 

I wish my favorite cartoon of all time; Fillmore! would get more recognition.

[ChattyNerd]

Granted, but it gets so much negative attention that every instance of any files relating to it get deleted and any items relating to it are burned.

 

I wish I had a chansaw with compatible fuel already loaded into it.

[Madara: Mangekyou Master]

Granted. The first tree you try to cut down is an Ent. You are stepped on. I wish I was a Time Lord.

[ChattyNerd]

Granted, but your TARDIS gets destroyed by a falling Ent.

 

I wish I was a chainsaw.

[Madara: Mangekyou Master]

Granted. Too bad you're empty, and there is no compatible fuel in sight.I wish I had a green thumb.

[ChattyNerd]

Now your thumb has been covered in green Sharpie.

 

I wish for a functioning Kanohi Hau.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but Nuhvok-Kal takes you down with its gravity power.

 

I wish people had gotten my references in my previous post.

[Van Hohenheim]

granted. everyone gets it and won't stop talking about it, filling this thread with spam that makes the staff close it.

 

I wish

[ChattyNerd]

Granted, but

 

I wish my claws were made of steel.

[Madara: Mangekyou Master]

Granted, but- wait, you have claws?!!I wish I could successfully divide by zero.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you can only divide it by 0.I wish I could go to Gallifrey(BEFORE it was destroyed).

Edited May 28, 2013 by Vakama-san

[Madara: Mangekyou Master]

Granted. You go to Gallifrey, just before it is destroyed.

 

I wish I could teleport at will!

[Van Hohenheim]

granted. you can only go at a slant down, so you have to jump. otherwise, you get your head stuck in the ground

 

I wish for a wi

[ChattyNerd]

You get a half a wi

 

I wish I was just the right level of cute to "Daww" at, but not so cute so as to cause mental and/or physical damage.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, now knows what to do

 

I wish that Bionicle was real.

[ChattyNerd]

Granted, and they are furious at all the inaccuracies in their written storyline.

 

I wish for a mobius strip.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but once you receive it you soon realise that's not quite as fantastic and otherworldly as it seems to be in theory. A few days later you realize that you could as well have built one at home (you know, you find tutorials for everything on the internet ^^), and that you wouldn't have had to spend your wish on it. Now you are there, with a more or less useless mobius strip. At least it's nice to look at, maybe it's big enough to use it as a bracelet, and if that wont wok, you could still hang it on your wall or something.

Maybe you should have wished for a dimension-twisting device instead, though. Then you could have turned anything into a mobius strip! ^^

 

I wish I would live in a fantasy universe, and not get killed instantly by some magical beast, a dark knight, demons, wild boars, other beasts, other humans, natural catastrophies or other deadly causes. In fact, I'd like to be immortal, thank you very much. xD

[Mushy the Mushroom]

granted but you live miserably for a hundred years with no friends and you go completely insane

 

 

I wish that I wasn't allergic to peanuts

Edited June 4, 2013 by Mushy the Mushroom

[PutYaGunsOn]

You're allergic to everything else...except peanuts.

 

I wish I had a Gundam. A full-sized, fully functional Gundam. That works exactly as it does in the anime.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it only works long enough for you to get 5,000 meters in the air...where you plummet to your death.I wish I had a real, fully-functional, never malfunctioning Sonic Screwdriver.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but the government isn't just going to let you keep such an advanced piece of technology, que a Scooby Doo-esque chase secuence and you losing your pants.

 

I wish the Expanded Multiverse wasn't as complicated to get into

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted, but then you get lost in it and can't get out.

 

I wish that my wish to have a toa tahu figure was granted uncorrupted.

[Driskull]

Granted, but it's STARS Tahu.

 

I wish for a wish to wish for.

[Neelh]

You wish upon a star. The star falls from the sky and you are knocked out by it. When you awaken, small running batteries have stolen your life savings.

 

I wish that I could wear my best friend as a hat.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but for some odd reasons your best friend does not approve of having been turned into a hat and keeps on nagging about that every time it (as in, the hat) is being worn. And you know talking hats, they can go on and on for hours... I just hope someday some kind being will reverse that wish. D:

 

I wish I were a demon.

[Geardirector]

Granted, you now spend the entirety of your existence in servitude to Satan

 

I wish for...

[Kopekemaster]

Granted. You get something terrible.

 

I wish ticks didn't exist.

Edited June 8, 2013 by Kopekemaster

[Vakama-san]

Granted, they don't exist in space, and all the ticks on earth swarm into your house.---

Granted, but for some odd reasons your best friend does not approve of having been turned into a hat and keeps on nagging about that every time it (as in, the hat) is being worn. And you know talking hats, they can go on and on for hours...

(You wouldn't happen to be referring to Ezlo, would you?)

[Driskull]

---

 

I wish for cancer.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

granted, but you die because you have cancer

 

I wish that baby birds did not have to eat every 20 minutes

[Vakama-san]

Granted, now they have to eat every 19 minutes and 59 seconds.The person below me knows who Ezlo is.EDIT: Whoops! Wrong game!

Edited June 11, 2013 by Vakama-san

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. He's from LoZ: The Minish Cap. But to corrupt this...

Granted, but every post made after yours are below yours, so everyone posts saying they know, causing this topic to be filled with spam.

 

I wish for someone to Answer That and Stay Fashionable.

[Dapper-Sama]

... Granted. You don't like what they have to say.

 

I wish someone would give me their face.

Edited June 11, 2013 by Lieutenant Obvious

[Mushy the Mushroom]

granted, but they have leprosy so you have it now

 

 

I wish that the baby bird I found hadn't died

Edited June 11, 2013 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Hordaki]

Granted, you did instead.

 

I wish I could sleep.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you never wake up.I wish that Falco would appear in the next Super Smash Bros. game.