The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Hordaki]

Granted, now it's too small.

 

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You are given a five-step program to stop procrastinating. However, you procrastinate actually doing it.

 

I wish Space Engineers ran better on my computer.

[JAG18]

Granted, but then you get a virus causing your computer to crash.

 

I wish turtles would become teenage mutate ninjas in real life.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted Their Had shoes,wings,clouds, & their leader is a spiked big turtle.

 

 

I wished I become Wario.

[JAG18]

Granted, but then you still somehow manage to lose the Wario look-a-like contest.

 

I wish I could breathe underlava.

[TBK]

Granted, but the lava cools while you're under.

 

I wish I could transform between dragon and human at will.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You get killed by the military as a dragon.

 

I wish any wish I made would get granted (IRL).

[JAG18]

Granted, but then you can't think of what to wish for.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You think of so many things that your mind is literally blown.

 

I wish for a million dollars.

[halotalim]

Its a million dollars in mony from the game of life.

 

I wish I had the super power so that whatever I said became fact.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

GRANTED, BUT YOU LIE AND SAY THERE IS A SLIMEY SQUID SUCKING ON YOUR HEAD.....NOW THERE IS A SLIMEY SQUID SUCKING ON YOUR HEAD!

 

I WISH FOR A SLIMEY SQUID THAT LIKES TO SUCK ON PEOPLE'S HEADS

Edited April 4, 2014 by Mushy the Mushroom

[BioCry]

Granted. You now have a zombie Cthulu.

 

...I hope you're happy.

 

I wish the real world was like the Matrix where you could manipulate anything.

 

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[avmatoran]

Granted. People manipulate each other out of existence, until the last survivor removes himself out of guilt and remorse.

 

... I hope you're happy.

 

I wish I was a cyborg.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted Your Cyborg,and you are part of The Justice League.

 

 

I wished that life where a video game.

[JAG18]

Granted, but then you get stuck at level one.

 

I wish I had animal magnetism.

[avmatoran]

Granted. Animals now stick to each other wherever you go.

 

(Did you not see that coming?)

 

I wish I had a pet penguin.

[JAG18]

Granted, but you can't take care of him, so some animal protection group takes him from you and then fines you.

 

I wish I had amazing balance.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You are so sure of your balance, you try to balance on the edge of the world's thinnest blade. You overlook the fact that gravity will pull you down, causing the blade to go right through you. You are now in two halves, both of which are dead.

 

I wish for a wish.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

granted, but a hungry, angry, deranged, giant Canadian goose with 8 heads, 16 wings, 60 pointy teeth, a top hat, a squid , sunglasses, dental floss, a steaming pot of coffee, a rattle snake, ice skates, and a cupcake gun attacks you!

 

i wish for a hungry, angry, deranged, giant Canadian goose with 8 heads, 16 wings, 60 pointy teeth, a top hat, a squid , sunglasses, dental floss, a steaming pot of coffee, a rattle snake, ice skates, and a cupcake gun!

Edited April 7, 2014 by Mushy the Mushroom

[avmatoran]

Granted. The oddity of that causes you to wink out of existence.

 

I wish more people would actually respond to topics I post.

[JAG18]

Granted, but their all a bunch of spammers.

 

I wish I could tell time just by looking at the sun.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted You burn to death.

 

 

I wished that I had Blue Energy.

[JAG18]

Granted but, YOUR SHIELDS CANNOT WITHSTAND ENERGY OF THAT MAGNITUDE.

 

I wish I were better at crossword puzzles.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you're so good at them they aren't fun anymore.

 

I wish I had superhuman strength and agility (and wouldn't be taken away by the government for dissection).

[avmatoran]

Granted. Your muscles become so powerful that they begin to tear your body apart whenever you use them. You eventually die.

 

I wish I could stay more active in RPGs.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but the RPG is Sword Art Online, and you are too afraid to move on in the game and live in poverty in the game.

I wish that all humans were sapient air breathing squids!

[JAG18]

Granted, they all kill you out of anger.

 

I wish Grand Admiral Thrawn really existed.

[avmatoran]

Granted. However, you are on a Rebel ship he destroys with his masterful strategies. Seriously?

 

I wish I was more responsible.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted. You are found to be responsible for the crash of an airplane, and sentenced to prison.

 

I wish for a thing.

[JAG18]

Granted, IT'S A BOMB. *boom*

 

I wish I was a (different) thing.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted You are now A ROCK MONSTER!!!

 

I wished I can do whatever a spider can.

[Hordaki]

Granted. Too bad that includes the spider's ability to get squished by a shoe. SPLAT.

 

I wish I had $10.

[KittehWubbins]

Granted, I hand you some Monopoly money. You get arrested for counterfeit money.

 

I wish I could turn the next person into a potato.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You accidentally double post and turn yourself into a potato.

 

I wish to be a real-life Space Engineer.

[reptile3607]

Granted, but you're an engineer on the spaceship from space invaders. You are stuck in a 2D world.

 

I wish I could have internet so fast that it can load anything in a splitsecond.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You go mad with the power to instantly view webpages and start viewing as many pages as possible until you crash the internet, causing the FBI to arrest you as a spy.

 

I wish for a gallon of ice cream.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish for a 1up

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it turns out to be a poison mushroom. Watch that colour scheme!

 

I wish more people played SMBII/SMB:Lost Levels and knew my pain.

[KittehWubbins]

Granted, go watch Ven Plays SMB Lost Levels on TTV now.

 

I wish I could summon a hurricane of kittens to destroy the world.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but it destroys you too.

I wish for an ordinary 2''x4'' block of wood.