Voxumo Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 granted your not constipated but you now have violent diarrheaI wish that i was 5 foot 11 Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHoboMan Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 (edited) Obscene material removed. - Wa Edited December 7, 2011 by Watashi Wa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted. But you die of such obscene disgustingness.I wish I had an awesome sword. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted, but you can't lift it up because it's too heavy.I wish fresh water has a good taste that I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 (edited) granted it has a good taste but due to the tast the water is now poisonous.I wish I had several tucan birds Edited December 7, 2011 by Chi Keeper Cho Voxumo-Chan Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted, but they don't like to be away from their natural habitat and they fly off.I wish I had more things to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 granted, but they were love notes your parents wrote to each other.i wish people weren't so lowly as to create or play a game designed on belitting the dreams and desires of others Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 But they are.>.><.<*steals wallet*I wish that the world was like a song. Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted, It's like Baby by Justin Beiber. :(I wish life was like a box of choclates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 (edited) granted the world becomes chocolate and we eventually eat the whole worldI wish i could use jedi mind tricks Edited December 7, 2011 by Chi Keeper Cho Voxumo-Chan Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted, You use one on yourself by mistake, and give yourself major short-term memmory loss.I wish my computer was 20% cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted, it was put in a refrigerator and no longer works.I wish cats ruled the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted. The world is ruled by ancient Egypt and the cats all force humans to build pyramids under the stars because their alien friends are too busy.I wish I had a Lynx. =3 Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted. It eats your face.I wish that I had a pet tiger that could talk and when anybody else saw it they thought it was a stuffed toy.Wow, that sounds like a good idea for a comic series..Owait... Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted, however, he leaps at your every time you walk through the door.I wish that bombs exploded flowers Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Granted. I think.But they also explode you.I wish that I could continue taking Bushidokan classes after I leave. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 You do. But the sensei is not a nice guy.I wish his sensei was Good Guy Greg! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpent of Fire Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) Granted, but instead of Greg Farshtey you get a different, creepy Greg person who spend his time throwing pies at a brick wall...I wish for a gallon of lard. Edited December 8, 2011 by Serpent of Fire Quote I was there when Bionicle started in 2001. The next ten years were a great run. Sadly, all things must come to an end. But I will stop by and check in from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. But you have to eat it.I wish that I had awesome Ninja powazzzz! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted, but later, you found out that you can't control them so what's the point?I wish I could run faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. Your speed has been greatly increased. However, in your fleet footed endeavors, soon you find that your increased velocity results in numerous collisions with walls built sturdy and strong.Verily, I wish that henceforth my vocabulary be greatly bolstered. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted you now speak in such technical lingo that no one can understand you at all.I wish to beat the world record for taking over France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. However, you are now set upon forthwith from every side, and soon lose your new domain. Alas, it seems that in your haste to conquer France, you neglected to provide adequate means for it's defense, and are thus stricken from the record books.My wish consists of success in valiant endeavors of mine relating to the conquering of the moon. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. But your wish was too hard to understand, so the one who granted it gave you a rubber duck instead.I wish I was a paradox=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 The granting of this wish results in the untimely demise of the universe. Your guilt will haunt you as your life was preserved for that purpose.My desire and wish is that the universe be remade! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 granted but you did not specify that it would be the same so fish rule earth now.I wish that vultures would circle all my enemies Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) Vultures now not only circle your enemies, but everyone everywhere, including you.I wish that I could get some sleep for once. Edited December 8, 2011 by Snelly Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) Granted, however, all they do is circle, while your enemies, while slightly put off by this show, resume their designs, adverse to your own.EDIT: Ninja'd.Granted. Unfortunately, you die in said sleep.I wish people could understand grand and verbose speech better. Edited December 8, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted, but the new information is so boring nobody uses it anymore.I wish that the world was in a chaotic war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 granted the chaotic war's prisoner of war camp is located in your back yardI wish that all snow would be purple Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. Everything but snow is now purple.I wish that purple things did not exist. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. But all other colour is erased along with purple, making the world very dull and rather monochromatic.I wish I had a horcrux=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I give you a horrible rash. Because I have no idea what a crux is, much less a horcrux.I wish that I had Toa powers. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Congratulations, you get the speed, strength and power of a Turaga instead! Now you can be the stereotypical old, wise Turaga that dies early on in the story!I wish I had some sort of psionic powers. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. Only it makes a ghost every time that eats you.I wish that I was awesomeness incarnate. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Monsta Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) But then Gurren Lagann sues for intellectual property copyright violation.I wish I had a wish I had a portal gun. Edited December 8, 2011 by Psychoshy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 You get one. But you get stuck between two portals, forever falling. I wish that I wasn't out of shape. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Monsta Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 You get in shape, but that shape is a triangle and you're stuck as a triangle forever.I wish people could learn by osmosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted. But people forget things that way too.I wish that I didn't get ninja'd ever. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Granted, but right before that post went up, you got ninja'd.I wish I could juggle batons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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