The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) I have some in the fridge, just came back from Native New Yorker. You took some, but I found a stranger in my house so I beat the ###### crud out of you with a television antenna, back scratchers and a lamp, resulting in you being terribly hurt and end up going to Tent City, a fenced, outside prison here in Arizona that is located in the middle of the desert where prisoners are forced to wear pink clothes, watch an extremely small TV on the ceiling of a room-sized structure, and endure the desert heat, all the while you only get one bowl of ice cream per year. How does my pizza sound now, huh?! I wish I could uproot this blasted weed in my back yard; I swear the root goes down for miles. >_> EDIT: Why is "C + rap' censored? I hear it all the time on day-time Cartoon Network. Edited January 17, 2015 by Iaredios Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Because c + rap is too "hardcore" for BZP. Granted. It is now blasted. You are now a bunch of little pieces of Iaredios. Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince! Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted, you play the prince of a fictional country in a school play. I wish Great Beings were Vulcans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Fascinating, but that is illogical. Not granted. I wish I could control time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted. You muddle around in the past too much and cause the universe to be ripped apart by the spacetime continuum. How did you not see this coming? I wish I was better at writing. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted. You are now able to write extremely fast, but the quality of your stories has gone down. I wish I was a penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted, but you can't type with flippers. I wish for the King of Spain to become an astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted. You are now the King of Spain. You are an astronaut sans spacesuit. Boom. I wish I wasn't bored. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) Granted, you are not bored, because you are a criminal fugitive hunted by the Spanish police for jettisoning their king into space without a spacesuit. I wish that there were fish on the moon. Edited January 17, 2015 by Johnrahk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted. They raise the King of Spain until he comes back for vengeance. I wish for my mask. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted, you get a Great Ruru with the appearance of an adapted Kaukau. I wish I invented the sombrero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted, but to create this new timeline, I must send you back to the 13th century when the sombrero was invented (look it up). You can never come back. Have fun (and don't die of diseases that haven't been cured yet)! I wish for a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, an enormous peanut-butter-tuna-spinach-horseradish-beet-sour-cream-mayonnaise pie will be delivered to you, with doves inside for a celebratory effect. I wish it was raining, I wish it was pouring, I wish that the old man is snoring. Edited January 18, 2015 by Nescent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 The old man that is the East Wind snores an awesome snore, blowing not only thine house, nor thine neighbors dwellings, but the casa of everyone in town has collapsed, making people either die or injured from all of collapsed structures, thenceforth the Eastern winds drool emerges as rain to mere mortals and drowns many of the trapped victims. The Olympian Neptune uses this travesty as his casus belli upon the winds that stir his waters and drowns his horses, and attacks the cloud entity. The other winds hear the scream of their brethren and come to the East Winds aid. Neptune calls upon his gods allies, except for Jupiter, who dislikes Neptune. For forsaking their pre-established alliance, Neptune wages war upon his brother. Upon this disaster and mass cosmic warfare, the Aesir attack the divided Olympians and the world is torn apart by the twin pantheons laying waste to mountains and the burning of towns. Finally, enough is enough, and the bodily form of the great Eru Illuvatar comes forth and purges these corrupt Valar from the universe and all those men that participated with these beings, and after the world crumbles the world is formed anew. You happy you wanted the old man to have rain accompany his snoring? Huh?! Look what you did! I wish my download for Oblivion would hurry it up. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. However, something went wrong with your download, and when you play the game, your character is a Mudcrab. You must spend all of your time crawling along the beaches, hiding in the rocks and barrels, sniffing Nirnroots...horrible things, Mudcrabs. I wish Oblivion was real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. You have no experience, weapons, or training, and Mythic Dawn kills you. I wish Hollywood would stop making sequels, remakes, and reboots and make more original stuff. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted, every studio in Hollywood makes a movie called More Original Stuff, each of which is exactly the same and extremely boring. I wish the Lord of Skull Spiders would become Lewa's pet after his inevitable defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. Sadly, because of Lewa's defeat at the hands of the LOSS, Okoto is overrun by Skull Spiders. Also, Lewa is being mind-controlled. I wish they made really awesome Bohrok sets for Bio2015. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted, But they're so good they sell out within hours and you don't get your hand on one. I wish the person below me couldn't wish for something. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted, so instead he wishes for someone. I wish for a human version of Pohatu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, but because Pohatu will be solid rock, you get a statue. I wish that after the Lord of Skull Spiders was defeated, the Skull Spiders disintegrated and LoSS became Lewa's pet. Edited January 18, 2015 by Johnrahk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. The LOSS plots to control Lewa and succeeds. I wish I was the true Special. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but so is everybody else. I wish, after his defeat, the LoSS resigned himself to wholeheartedly being the best pet for Lewa he could possibly be, never once plotting to control his faithful green companion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) Granted, however the LoSS didn't say anything about not controlling his other, non-green, friends. I wish I could talk to Narwhals. Edited January 19, 2015 by Turaga of Justice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. They are so stupid you kill yourself. I wish I could reverse time. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but you can't un-reverse it. I wish I was invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but so is everything else. Because invisible things can see other invisible things, your invisibility is a moot point. I wish I had a powerless Kaukau. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but it's so powerless, it's made of cardboard. One day, you walk outside in the rain. Your Kaukau gets wet and withers away. I wish for ultimate control of Bzpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. Here's the server bill. Have fun! I wish for Kirby. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, you receive Kirby... a Kirby Vacuum Cleaner®. Not only that, but it is cursed, forcing you to use it from 3AM to 4PM each day. Have fun cleaning your house. Over and over and over. I wish my signature was the same as Batman's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. Sadly, Batman's signature is exactly the same as your old one. I wish for Kirby (the popular game character, not the coincidentally named vacuum.) Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, you receive Kirby, or rather, a poor knockoff plush toy of the popular Video Game character. It's stitching is poor and it falls apart in minutes. You're welcome. I wish for what I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but your wish has been corrupted. I wish I could read faster. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. Your speed of reading makes it so that you understand nothing that happens. I wish I could reverse and un-reverse time. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but every time you reverse/unreverse it, time moves exponentially faster. (Relative to what, you ask? Idk!) I wish all of the sounds in my head suddenly became real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, they do... as you begin giving a speech. Unfortunately you have the a Justin Bieber song irrevocably stuck in your head. Have fun. I wish Justin Bieber was Just A Beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. Justin Bieber is now Justice Beaver, a crime-fighting beaver who is renowned throughout Scranton, PA. I wish my skin didn't get so dry in cold weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Then you move to Arizona, so your skin can get dry in the summer months instead. I wish I could have some quality pizza right now, gooey cheese, grilled chicken and bacon and ranch on an ol' sloppy slice. Mmm-mmm-mmm Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. It's quality pizza. Low-quality pizza. I wish for the world's worst deck of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Granted, but they are also invisible, and they arrive at your house in the same box as the world's best deck of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, which you remove from the box, believing them to be the worst because you only ordered one deck. You then throw the box, and terrible deck contained within, away, believing it to be empty. I wish Kopaka would admit that he slipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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