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#5921 Offline J46 Nui

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Posted Nov 13 2012 - 08:04 PM

Firing your LAZOR safely required you to be a long distance from anyone else, so you are now stranded in the middle of a desert.Being the only intelligent thing on my lonely planet, I have declared myself its emperor. I now wish for some loyal subjects to keep me company.
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#5922 Offline Constructman

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Posted Nov 13 2012 - 08:10 PM

They are the stupidest morons in the history of history so they cannot obey your will.I wish that I was a Miraluka
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#5923 Offline J46 Nui

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Posted Nov 14 2012 - 05:31 PM

You are a Miraluka with human eyes that can see, making you indistinguishable from a human.I wish my minions were smarter.
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#5924 Offline Hakura: Toa of Plasma

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Posted Nov 14 2012 - 11:02 PM

They're smarter. So much smarter, in fact, that they overthrow you with absolute minimal effort thanks to their newfound intelligence.I wish I was a Toa with an element of the corrupter's choice...though it can only be an element that a canon Toa can actually have.
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#5925 Offline Geardirector

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Posted Nov 15 2012 - 01:38 AM

Granted, you are a Toa of Magnetism. The Makuta assissinate you and hundreds of your brethren out of paranoia.I wish I was as famous as the guy in my sig

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#5926 Offline KlakWest

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Posted Nov 15 2012 - 02:38 AM

You are now as famous as Taynikma, which means not many people in BZPower recognize you, making many of them think you're just another guy.I wish people would recognize Geardirector's true fame!
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#5927 Offline The Invisible Noob

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Posted Nov 15 2012 - 04:13 PM

I'm pretty sure there's not enough magic in the world to do that.But if there was then, Geardirector is now ... infamous for all the naughty things he did as a kid.I wish the sports pile didn't stop getting taller.
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#5928 Offline Miku Hatsune

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Posted Nov 15 2012 - 04:44 PM

It gets so tall it knocks the moon out of orbit, causing a massive catastrophe. I wish i had a 1TB hard drive that could never fail.
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#5929 Offline Kopakas Kool Kompanion

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Posted Nov 16 2012 - 06:23 PM

Granted, but it gets hacked and shorts, cracking in half and creating a void due to its power.I wish I had a pet Tahtorak.
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I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


#5930 Offline Constructman

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Posted Nov 16 2012 - 07:53 PM

It steps on you. Then it steps on the whole townI wish that I didn't keep losing fights in the BZPRPG.And in X-Men Darkest Days, and in Star Wars Oddyseys, and other TBRPGs.No, seriously, it's getting really upsetting.

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#5931 Offline Jonathan Crane

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Posted Nov 17 2012 - 05:11 PM

Granted, now you start losing in everything else.I wish I was 36 inches taller.
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#5932 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 19 2012 - 04:03 PM

Granted, but now you bonk your head every time you walk through doorways.I wish Disney didn't buy Star Wars.

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"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

#5933 Offline Reinhardt Wilhelm

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Posted Nov 19 2012 - 06:56 PM

It didn't. It's a conspiracy, both are owned by the government.I wish that my new toaster was smaller.
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#5934 Offline Constructman

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Posted Nov 19 2012 - 07:20 PM

It's now as small as a lego brick.I wish that I was.
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#5935 Offline Zarayna

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Posted Nov 19 2012 - 07:46 PM

Unfortunately, since you 'was' instead of 'are', you no longer exist in the present; and since the present is the only time of actuality, you therefore cease to exist, dying a horrible death, and an even more horrible destruction of your soul. The end.I wish that love would never die, I wish that God would be forgiven. #lesmis.
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#5936 Offline Kopakas Kool Kompanion

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Posted Nov 19 2012 - 09:18 PM

Granted. Problem is, since love can never die, that would mean hate can either, meaning God cannot be forgiven. A bigger problem is that was two wishes, so it is nullified and all is depleted, regardless of what I have already said.I wish my cheeseburger was alive, but was a vegan.
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My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds)
Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu

2015:Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher,
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


#5937 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 09:42 AM

Granted, but it grows rampant, eating every plant on the planet, leaving every one with no oxygen, and everyone dies.I wish they would release all six Toa Hagah on the 15th anniversary of Bionicle.
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"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

#5938 Offline Zarayna

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 06:18 PM

Granted, but diehard Bionicle fans are so repulsed that they form a terrorist group and invade Denmark, which makes such a negative bakclash against Bionicle that all hope of it return dies.I wish Hapori Dume's profile could still be accessed.
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#5939 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 07:45 PM

Granted, but only site admins can access it.I wish I was a Toa.
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"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

#5940 Offline Constructman

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 07:55 PM

Makuta eats you for lunch.I wish that I was a Makuta.
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#5941 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 08:11 PM

Granted, but your not used to being made of anti-dermis, so you never notice your very being seeping out of a small gap in your armor, and you eventually die.I wish I had more volumes of Naruto.

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"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

#5942 Offline Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 09:52 PM

Granted. You now over 100 volumes of Naruto...all heading straight for your vital organs at over the speed of sound. The question is not "can you dodge?" The question is, "Are you feeling lucky, punk?"I wish I could dodge bullets.
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#5943 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 10:06 PM

Granted, but as you dodge bullets, you get hit by rockets.I wish had a cookie.
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"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

#5944 Offline Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 10:08 PM

Granted, the cookie's chocolate chips are actually cyanide capsules.I wish I could dodge rockets and bullets and anything that might hurt me while I'm dodging said rockets and bullets.
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#5945 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 10:18 PM

Granted, but you can't dodge falling into a pool of energized protodermis.I wish I had white Rahkshi leg pieces for my MOC.

Edited by Vakama-san, Nov 20 2012 - 10:18 PM.

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"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

#5946 Offline Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 10:49 PM

Granted, but the full-size, living Rahkshi that you took them from aren't too happy...I wish Pluto was a planet again :(
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#5947 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 20 2012 - 11:03 PM

Granted, but now those other 'dwarf' planets are planets now too.I wish I had 4 copies of Grisalbrand.
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"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

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Posted Nov 21 2012 - 05:04 PM

Granted, but it is poisoned.I wish for BIONICLE to come back.
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#5949 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Nov 21 2012 - 06:13 PM

Granted, but it flies off shelves before you can get any.I wish could get this program on my computer to work.
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"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"

#5950 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Nov 22 2012 - 09:08 AM

Granted, but it crashes your computer.I wish for LEGO to start think more about the fans instead of the money.
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"Keep in mind that if Star Trek fans had, as a group, said, No point in talking about this anymore, it's never going to come back, it never WOULD have come back."
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Told'ya.

#5951 Offline Miku Hatsune

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Posted Nov 22 2012 - 02:48 PM

The only fans then are fanGIRLS. I wish i had 10 computers.
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#5952 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Nov 22 2012 - 03:28 PM

Granted, but they all get viruses and crash whenever you turn them on.I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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"Keep in mind that if Star Trek fans had, as a group, said, No point in talking about this anymore, it's never going to come back, it never WOULD have come back."
-- Greg Farshtey
 
Told'ya.

#5953 Offline Nanosuit User

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Posted Nov 22 2012 - 09:01 PM

Your wish has been rendered voidI wish for Bionicle to be revived
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#5954 Offline Miku Hatsune

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Posted Nov 22 2012 - 10:46 PM

Your request has been declined.I wish to be omnipresent.
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#5955 Offline Constructman

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Posted Nov 22 2012 - 11:19 PM

You see a lot of things that are considered "classified" and as a result are attacked by every major security organization on the globe.I wish that I could write a symphony.
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#5956 Offline Taka Nuvia

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Posted Nov 23 2012 - 04:28 AM

     Granted, but it's a Symphony of Evil that is so beautiful that everyone who were to listen to it would die. So it's deadly beautiful.The real problem is that it's also infinite, and no matter what you try, you can't stop writing it. You write on and on and on for all eternity, for the symphony won't allow you to die before you have completed it.I wish I were a mathematical genius.
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#5957 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Nov 23 2012 - 08:31 AM

Granted, but you spend your days making calculations, and you never get a life.I wish for there to be no more noobs.
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Told'ya.

#5958 Offline Reinhardt Wilhelm

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Posted Nov 23 2012 - 09:22 AM

The lack of noobs leads to the rise of a non-noob monopolization of everything on the internet, eventually forcing everyone else who isn't part of their regime offline.I wish Black Friday lines were shorter.
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#5959 Offline Constructman

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Posted Nov 23 2012 - 09:46 AM

Granted. They're shorter by one person.I wish that virtual keyboards were easier to use (I always hit the wrong key)
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#5960 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Nov 23 2012 - 09:52 AM

Granted, but then you become addicted and turn into a tech zombie.I wish for Black Friday to disappear.
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"Keep in mind that if Star Trek fans had, as a group, said, No point in talking about this anymore, it's never going to come back, it never WOULD have come back."
-- Greg Farshtey
 
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