Guest X-G.12 Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 you forgot to make a wish D: so now I can't corrupt a wish. well, your house blows up for not making a wish. I wish that I had some Physic paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) Granted, you get a physically fit and muscular monster made of paper, and he's not too happy about you using paper to write.I wish I had a real pair of Shuriken. Edited February 4, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 granted,you stab yourself with them. i wish i could fly. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted, but, like Nuparu, you smash into the ceiling.I wish was a Toa of Fire. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Granted. however, you do a nova and decimate your home area. I wish I had a great idea for wishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Granted, but it's corrupted so badly you wish you never wished the wish you wished.I wish I could survive in space like Freeza. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dionaea muscipula Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Granted. You have no way of propelling yourself in any direction, trapping you in the lonely vacuum of space. I wish I could pull a Orzhov Guild Leader in my next MtG pack. Quote Flies. Om Nom Nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Granted, you die I wish I could be a rock star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dionaea muscipula Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Funnily enough, half of Orzhov is already dead. Anyway, Granted, you die.(that happens to Rock Stars a lot) I wish my Ghost Pepper plant would finally start producing chilis. Quote Flies. Om Nom Nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Granted. The chilis are poisoned.I wish for a bomb. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Granted, it explodes in your hands and you die, but that's not all. You then get reanimated by a Mage and/or Planeswalker, and live in servitude for the rest of your...UNnatural life.I wish I had a Transformers Ravage transforming flash drive. Edited February 6, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Wait, what?Can't you wish for something normal?Cookies? Eternal youth? Five gazillion bucks?No, you have to wish for a Transformers Ravage transforming flash drive. What on earth is that anyway? A kind of supernatural energy essence waiting in the underworld for its chance to destroy puny little earth? Oh dear. Let me google that for a second.Oh. Okay. Ehhem. Granted, but ebay fudges up the packaging and it arrives half broken. I wish for five gazillion bucks. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Granted, the IRS wants it back I wish to have a copy of Star Wars: Republic Commando Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it's completely scratched up and doesn't work whatsoever.I wish more people on BZP played Magic: the Gathering.EDIT: can't believe I just typed 'Game' instead of 'Gathering'!! Ugh!! Edited February 7, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted. The game becomes so crowded it overloads.I wish for a supercomputer. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted, the FBI wants you I wish to be on Top Gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dionaea muscipula Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted, the car doesn't work. I wish my dog stopped peeing on the carpets. Quote Flies. Om Nom Nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted, now he poos on the carpet I wish my car wasn't broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 granted. however, it the radio and the AC had to be torn out. I wish that I had a squadron of Vahki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dionaea muscipula Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted.Everyone you know are now arrested.I wish to win the lottery. Quote Flies. Om Nom Nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted, the IRS wants your money. I wish I had a radio in my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted, but it's a broken radio.I wish that I could control space and time. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted, you do so terribly, and you mess up the entire Universe, if not the entire Multiverse(if you catch the reference ).I wish Daylight Savings didn't exist. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 granted. now you can't sleep in an hour late. I wish that I had any type of Kanohi and that I could use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 (I actually don't like to sleep in, I'm like waking up relatively early.)Granted, it's a prototype with currently one ability: it kills the user.I wish I had a paper clip. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 granted. it stabs you and you drop it down a subway. I wish GregF got back to writing serials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Granted, but they're only three words long.I wish people wouldn't bully others. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Takua the Chronicler7 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) Granted, but others start bullying people.I wish school never existed. Edited February 8, 2013 by Takua the Chronicler7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, but then people become monumentally stupid and chaos erupts all across the earth. I wish people weren't cruel. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, now they're brutal.I wish for a wish I wish to wish for. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, but then your armor has an allergic reaction to bi-hydrogen oxide and BLOWS UP. I wish for an incinerator ray-gun. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, you accidentally shoot yourself with it. I wish for people to play my NINJAGO RPG, and none of them to be godmodding noobs. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted. One person plays it. He leaves shortly after. I wish for ten million lego Modulex bricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 granted. you step on every.single.brick. I wish that I had enough money for Portal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, but by the time you have enough, there not selling anymore.I wish I had Nicol Bolas' ability to scramble someone's mind by touching them. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, you scramble your mind by accident I wish for people to review my epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 granted. they're all reviews saying about how bad it is. I wish that I could play Beethoven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted it sucks I wish people to review my Dooms Day short story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted, but they accidentally post the reviews in the wrong topic, and nobody ever sees them.I wish that Venom will be in the second Amazing Spiderman movie. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Granted. The movie consists of 2 hours of Venom singing "Friday". I wish for an american third edition holographic charizard with a misprinted hit point counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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