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#6881 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 08:23 PM

Granted, but it's a paper cutout.I wish I had a Beam Saber.
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#6882 Offline Captain Caboose

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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 08:24 PM

Granted you kill your self

 

I wish to see a better picture of Toa Norik for me to draw.


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#6883 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 08:29 PM

Granted, it's quality is better by 1 pixel.I wish I didn't kill myself with my Beam Saber.
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#6884 Offline Dralcax

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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 09:23 PM

Granted. You kill all your loved ones instead.

 

I wish for a hamster ball that is made proportionally larger to be used by a human.


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#6885 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 09:35 PM

Granted, but you're trapped inside.I wish I could find Bionicle sets at the Dollar Store.
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#6886 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 10:40 PM

Granted, but they look like barbie dolls.I wish for corruptness to vansih from earth for forever.
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#6887 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 10:55 PM

Granted, it enters your mind and drives you to found a colony on the moon.

 

I wish that food did not make one fat.


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#6888 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 09:05 AM

Granted, it makes one obese.I wish I had a LEGO statue of Sauron.
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#6889 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 12:37 PM

Granted. It comes to life and takes over Earth, from Top to Middle to Bottom.

 

I wish I was an Elf from Rivendel.


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#6890 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 01:40 PM

Granted, you're one of the elves that die at Helms Deep.I wish Sauron didn't take over Earth.
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#6891 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 03:10 PM

Granted. He takes over the Universe instead.

 

I wish I was Legolas.


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#6892 Offline Taka Nuvia

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 03:13 PM

Granted. Now whenever you show up somewhere you're instantly being chased by a squealing horde of fangirls trying to grab a strand of your shiny, beautiful hair or steal your bow or something similar. ^^

 

I wish I looked like my avatar ^_^


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#6893 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:25 PM

Granted. Now people think you're crazy.

 

I wish Legolas (Me) wasn't being chased by fangirls.


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#6894 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:45 PM

Granted, now you're being chased by fanboys.

 

I wish I had telekinesis.


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#6895 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:51 PM

Granted, but the first time you use it, you slam a boulder into yourself.I wish I could travel the many Planes of the Multiverse.
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#6896 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:53 PM

Granted, you get assaulted by treeants and bleed out in some forest somewhere.

 

I wish for gravity.


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#6897 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:55 PM

Granted, a black hole surrounds you and subsequently implodes.I wish I wasn't attacked by Tree Ants.
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#6898 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:59 PM

Granted, yet they resent you for spelling them wrong.

 

I swish I had better basketball shoes.


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#6899 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:08 PM

Granted, they're unnoticeably different.I wish I had answers to all the BIONICLE storyline discrepancies.

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:10 PM

Granted, yet you did not wish so you get nothing.

 

I wish for a burrito.


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#6901 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:16 PM

Granted, it's poisoned.I wish I had a Gundam Dynames 1/100 scale model kit.
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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:22 PM

granted. the pieces break.

 

 

I wish that I had a vibro-axe.


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#6903 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:55 PM

Granted, you literally shake yourself to death.I wish my Gundam Dynames model wasn't broken.
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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 08:24 PM

Granted. It reforms, comes to life, and kills you.

 

I wish for a literal melon baller


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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 08:35 PM

I wish we could come up with something more created than stabbing oneself with a sharp implement and suicide. 

 

Also, Flaredrick, you should just look at Norik's cannister. 

 

"Googles" - OK...

 

Granted, but aliens abduct you and use it to scoop out from of your brain tissue to create an evil doppelganger of you. 

 

I wish Kalatchkies/Kolaczkis didn't go bad so quickly. 


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#6906 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 09:36 PM

Granted, but now everything else goes bad even faster.I wish I people knew what I meant whenever I say something along the lines of 'Planswalker', 'Multiverse', and 'Mana'.
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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 10:11 PM

Granted, yet nobody cares.

 

I wish for potatoes.


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#6908 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 10:53 PM

Granted. They are poisoned.I wish Legolas (me) would be left alone.
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#6909 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 11:23 PM

Granted. Nobody ever talks to you again.

 

I wish everything I put in my mouth weren't poisonous.


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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 02:59 AM

Granted, but you soon realize that some of the things that would otherwise be poisonous taste really, really nasty. Actually, all 'poisonous' stuff does. I'm not sure if it's that much fun... but heeey, apparently you're immune to poison now, isn't that something? =D

 

I wish to get abducted by... wait for it... demons. With huge wings. :3


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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 08:29 AM

Granted, but they take no prisoners.I wish that he was free.
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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 09:37 AM

Granted, instead of missing and dead, they free his body via tossing it back to the surface of the Earth through their dimensional portal(secretly powered by an Olmak).I wish my Toa Vakama set was in mint condition again.
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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 03:39 PM

Granted, you are given one mint condition Vakama. Minty fresh. In fact, upon closer inspection you realise it's not made of Lego at all. It's not even made of plastic! It's literally made of mints! Upon discovery of this you are first enraged but as time goes on you realise that at least he has the benefit of making your breath smell great. Of course, then there's the disadvantage of you slowly eating him. But hey, it's your choice really.

 

I wish for a pet dragon that's roughly about the size of the average dog and is trained not to spit fireballs everywhere. 


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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 04:15 PM

Granted, but it does, however, fire abnormally large fireballs at you.I wish my Toa Vakama set wasn't made of mints.

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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 08:08 PM

Granted. It is made of maggots instead.I wish for a gdsghcdfhcds.
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#6916 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 08:11 PM

Granted, but...uh...you die of a heart attack.I wish I had the medallion from 'Solatorobo: Red the Hunter'.

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Posted Feb 16 2013 - 07:59 PM

Granted. However, the medal is accidentally dropped in a closing time capsule prior to its delivery and is nor recovered for over a century, by which you are long dead.I wish "malicious individuals" would stop hacking BZPower
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Posted Feb 16 2013 - 08:43 PM

Granted, but they attack every other website.I wish Crackjag would find something better to do.
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Posted Feb 16 2013 - 09:51 PM

Granted. He deletes half the Internet.I wish for the ability to make banana peels randomly appear on the ground.
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Posted Feb 18 2013 - 12:19 PM

Granted, you are the only one that slips on them.

 

I wish that the LEGO RPG Forum was a popular as the BZPRPG.


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