
#6881
Posted Feb 11 2013 - 08:23 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6883
Posted Feb 11 2013 - 08:29 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6884
Posted Feb 11 2013 - 09:23 PM
Granted. You kill all your loved ones instead.
I wish for a hamster ball that is made proportionally larger to be used by a human.
#6885
Posted Feb 11 2013 - 09:35 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6886
Posted Feb 11 2013 - 10:40 PM
#6887
Posted Feb 11 2013 - 10:55 PM
Granted, it enters your mind and drives you to found a colony on the moon.
I wish that food did not make one fat.
Morally unambiguous.
#6888
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 09:05 AM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6889
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 12:37 PM
Granted. It comes to life and takes over Earth, from Top to Middle to Bottom.
I wish I was an Elf from Rivendel.
#6890
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 01:40 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6891
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 03:10 PM
Granted. He takes over the Universe instead.
I wish I was Legolas.
#6892
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 03:13 PM
Granted. Now whenever you show up somewhere you're instantly being chased by a squealing horde of fangirls trying to grab a strand of your shiny, beautiful hair or steal your bow or something similar. ^^
I wish I looked like my avatar
#6893
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:25 PM
Granted. Now people think you're crazy.
I wish Legolas (Me) wasn't being chased by fangirls.
#6894
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:45 PM
Granted, now you're being chased by fanboys.
I wish I had telekinesis.
Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 12 2013 - 06:46 PM.
Morally unambiguous.
#6895
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:51 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6896
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:53 PM
Granted, you get assaulted by treeants and bleed out in some forest somewhere.
I wish for gravity.
Morally unambiguous.
#6897
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:55 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6898
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 06:59 PM
Granted, yet they resent you for spelling them wrong.
I swish I had better basketball shoes.
Morally unambiguous.
#6899
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:08 PM
Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 12 2013 - 07:10 PM.

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6900
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:10 PM
Granted, yet you did not wish so you get nothing.
I wish for a burrito.
Morally unambiguous.
#6901
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:16 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6902
Guest_X-G.12_*
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:22 PM
granted. the pieces break.
I wish that I had a vibro-axe.
#6903
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 07:55 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6904
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 08:24 PM
Granted. It reforms, comes to life, and kills you.
I wish for a literal melon baller
#6905
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 08:35 PM
I wish we could come up with something more created than stabbing oneself with a sharp implement and suicide.
Also, Flaredrick, you should just look at Norik's cannister.
"Googles" - OK...
Granted, but aliens abduct you and use it to scoop out from of your brain tissue to create an evil doppelganger of you.
I wish Kalatchkies/Kolaczkis didn't go bad so quickly.
Steam Name: Toa Onua - always ready for TF2 or a good chat.Xbox Live Gamertag: PluggedSky51173 - Halo 4 for (4) the win!Minecraft Username: ThePoohster - sometimes play on T9K.Wants: 2003 Jaller (from Jaller and Gukko set), Exo-Toa, Turaga Nuju, Turaga Vakama, Black, White, and Grey Krana, Heat Vision, Sonic, Fire Resistance, Power Scream, and Shadow Kraata, Axonn, ORANGE FIKOU.
I got rid of my picture, are you happy?
#6906
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 09:36 PM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6907
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 10:11 PM
Granted, yet nobody cares.
I wish for potatoes.
Morally unambiguous.
#6908
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 10:53 PM
#6909
Posted Feb 12 2013 - 11:23 PM
Granted. Nobody ever talks to you again.
I wish everything I put in my mouth weren't poisonous.
Morally unambiguous.
#6910
Posted Feb 13 2013 - 02:59 AM
Granted, but you soon realize that some of the things that would otherwise be poisonous taste really, really nasty. Actually, all 'poisonous' stuff does. I'm not sure if it's that much fun... but heeey, apparently you're immune to poison now, isn't that something? =D
I wish to get abducted by... wait for it... demons. With huge wings. :3
#6911
Posted Feb 13 2013 - 08:29 AM
#6912
Posted Feb 13 2013 - 09:37 AM

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6913
Posted Feb 13 2013 - 03:39 PM
Granted, you are given one mint condition Vakama. Minty fresh. In fact, upon closer inspection you realise it's not made of Lego at all. It's not even made of plastic! It's literally made of mints! Upon discovery of this you are first enraged but as time goes on you realise that at least he has the benefit of making your breath smell great. Of course, then there's the disadvantage of you slowly eating him. But hey, it's your choice really.
I wish for a pet dragon that's roughly about the size of the average dog and is trained not to spit fireballs everywhere.
I wrote stories once. They were okay.
#6914
Posted Feb 13 2013 - 04:15 PM
Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 13 2013 - 04:16 PM.

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6915
Posted Feb 13 2013 - 08:08 PM
#6916
Posted Feb 13 2013 - 08:11 PM
Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 13 2013 - 08:13 PM.

"Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality"
"So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality"
"But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream"
#6917
Posted Feb 16 2013 - 07:59 PM
#6918
Posted Feb 16 2013 - 08:43 PM
"I pitea the fool!"
(quote by Chro)
98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET
IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE
I MISS MY BUCKET
#6919
Posted Feb 16 2013 - 09:51 PM
#6920
Posted Feb 18 2013 - 12:19 PM
Granted, you are the only one that slips on them.
I wish that the LEGO RPG Forum was a popular as the BZPRPG.
I used to have a banner here.
But that RPG is dead.
What now?
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