Posted Feb 24 2013 - 05:03 PM
"Keep in mind that if Star Trek fans had, as a group, said, No point in talking about this anymore, it's never going to come back, it never WOULD have come back."
-- Greg Farshtey
Learn this phrase. Love it. Hold it dear. Bring it back. If you know what this means, and/or agree with me, copy this into your sig.
Posted Feb 24 2013 - 06:03 PM
Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 24 2013 - 06:05 PM.
Posted Feb 24 2013 - 06:45 PM
Granted. You get a rabid mutant sand dollar that eats your face.
I wish people would use the word "literally" correctly
Posted Feb 24 2013 - 10:10 PM
granted, but then you start to use it incorrectly.
I wish for a complete understanding of Teridax's plot.
Posted Feb 24 2013 - 10:14 PM
Granted, you find it so disturbing, you seek help for it. You enter the self-help section, never to be seen again....
I wish I were an Argonian. I could be named, Gathikus the Red!
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:01 AM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 10:32 AM
Granted, people think you're me. Taking advantage of this, you try to break into a general store. You are caught.
I wish I were Gathikus the Red.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 05:48 PM
Granted, but you get killed and are renamed "Gathikus the Bloody [NOPE!] of dumm dumms"
I wish I was in the bionicle universe and had lots of friends and had a perfect life.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 06:11 PM
Granted, people grow jealous. One day, you are killed by an assassin.
I wish I weren't dead.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 06:16 PM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 06:22 PM
Granted, they suck.
I wish I were capable of lucid dreaming.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 07:00 PM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 07:08 PM
He does, but then forgets what that is.
I wish bulita would make me a great being.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 07:52 PM
Granted, the Bhakarai hunt you for your back skin.
I wish Vakama-san didn't corrupt my wish.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:04 PM
Granted, but I DO! MWAHAHAHAHA.
I wish my previous wishes was and never will be corrupted. and they worked. (trying to break the system here!)
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:09 PM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:17 PM
Granted, you get a hoagie sandwich with a sticker saying, "starscream"
I wish I were a greybeard.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:22 PM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:24 PM
Granted, it becomes a 5 Dollar Foot Long.
I wish FebruAny lasted until Christmas.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:30 PM
Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 25 2013 - 08:31 PM.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:32 PM
Granted, your parents disown you because of it.
I wish I didn't just say that.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:38 PM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:48 PM
Granted, but you die soon afterward.
wish my previous wishes were and never can be corrupted. and they worked. (trying to break the system here!)
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:54 PM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:54 PM
EDIT: Ninja'd! granted, however, you can't control the direction and you kill someone.
I wish for Portal 2 to finish updating
Edited by Strackkorotus, Feb 25 2013 - 08:55 PM.
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 08:59 PM
Posted Feb 25 2013 - 10:14 PM
Granted, yet Dark Samus is still alive, and you are corrupted immediately after coming into contact with your element.
I wish I could tell you that the the brain does not notice the the two 'the's.
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 06:49 AM
Granted, but my brain has seen this sentence so many times already that it checks every word twice. Or I am a robot and have no -organic- brain, that would be possible, too...
Anyways, the the two the's are not that that easy to to overlook.
I wish I were immortal, and already used to seeing everyone else die which means I wouldn't turn insane because of that.
Sometimes appearanes change, but the heart behind them stays the same...
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 08:18 AM
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 10:31 AM
Granted, Samus mistakes you for a Seed Guardian and pumps missiles down your throat.
I wish I were an intangible mass of liquid.
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 10:53 AM
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 03:08 PM
granted. you get over powered and blown up (if that can happen. not much of a Dragon Ball Z guy)
I wish I had a Tardis.
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 03:48 PM
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 05:02 PM
Would not be granted like Poronga said, he chooses not to be summoned, therefore he chooses not to accept the wish towards him.
I wish I could be a BIONICLE.
Edited by Kooler186, Feb 26 2013 - 05:05 PM.
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Posted Feb 26 2013 - 05:22 PM
granted. you are now the word BIONICLE.
I wish for a jetwing prime.
We do what we must. Because we can. these smileys created by Click
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Posted Feb 26 2013 - 05:24 PM
You end up on the planet Jetwing Prime. Goodluck getting off.
I wish i was a Yautja.
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 06:26 PM
Granted, but it's a terrible conversation piece as no one knows what that is.
I wish my chief character weren't named for a character in an anime.
Posted Feb 26 2013 - 08:58 PM
Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 26 2013 - 08:58 PM.
Posted Feb 27 2013 - 02:29 PM
You are now a cartoon drawing of an Elven Biomancer.
Have fun with that.
I wish for 1 million dollars.
Posted Feb 27 2013 - 04:15 PM
granted. it's monopoly money.
I wish to have the power of GLaDOS
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