Posted Mar 21 2013 - 07:32 AM
Posted Mar 21 2013 - 06:05 PM
Granted, you can no longer vote in polls.
I wish the notifications worked again
Posted Mar 21 2013 - 06:17 PM
Posted Mar 21 2013 - 06:56 PM
Granted, but it was for your death.
(Don't be offended, I had to corrupt it somehow. XD)
I wish I knew what to wish for and could wish for it.
Posted Mar 21 2013 - 09:17 PM
Granted, but just because you can wish for it doesn't mean you do!
I wish for a real-life Kahu.
Posted Mar 21 2013 - 10:25 PM
Granted, it's so heavy you can't even lift it.
I wish I wasn't sick.
Posted Mar 21 2013 - 10:29 PM
Granted, you are now ill.
I wish I were healthy.
Posted Mar 22 2013 - 07:50 AM
Edited by DeltaStriker, Mar 22 2013 - 07:51 AM.
"Keep in mind that if Star Trek fans had, as a group, said, No point in talking about this anymore, it's never going to come back, it never WOULD have come back."
-- Greg Farshtey
Learn this phrase. Love it. Hold it dear. Bring it back. If you know what this means, and/or agree with me, copy this into your sig.
Posted Mar 22 2013 - 08:29 AM
Granted, but real life turns out to be scarier because you woke up in the middle of--AAAARGH
I wish I knew what I should have said before getting killed just then.
Posted Mar 22 2013 - 08:43 AM
Posted Mar 22 2013 - 11:35 PM
Granted. You can make sense of 5 people or so, and the rest turns to unintelligible babble and illusions.
I wish I knew what he meant by that.
Posted Mar 23 2013 - 07:48 AM
Posted Mar 23 2013 - 04:05 PM
Granted, but people are getting annoyed.
I wish he would would STAHP EET
Posted Mar 23 2013 - 04:08 PM
Posted Mar 23 2013 - 05:18 PM
Granted, but I botched your wish when I forgot what his garage looked like.
I wish for a reload-able dog.
Posted Mar 23 2013 - 05:46 PM
Edited by Vakama-san, Mar 23 2013 - 05:48 PM.
Posted Mar 23 2013 - 05:58 PM
Granted, it breaks.
I wish for the Tears of Light.
Posted Mar 24 2013 - 03:11 PM
Posted Mar 24 2013 - 11:01 PM
Granted, but now all you can do is study.
I wish there was no homework, ever.
Posted Mar 25 2013 - 09:13 AM
Posted Mar 25 2013 - 09:37 PM
Granted, but it is now your task to corrupt the incorruptible wishes...and you must be made immortal and then tortured for eternity if you fail to do so within 3 seconds.
I wish I could finish this sen
Posted Mar 26 2013 - 02:10 PM
granted. you can't remember what you wanted to say
I wish for a sammich
Posted Mar 27 2013 - 12:31 AM
Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I knew what to wish for and got it.
Posted Mar 29 2013 - 09:26 AM
Granted, but it's loaded with enough poison to kill an elephant in three seconds.
I wish the elephant survived the test.
Posted Mar 29 2013 - 09:27 AM
Edited by Vakama-san, Mar 29 2013 - 09:28 AM.
Posted Mar 30 2013 - 08:19 AM
Posted Mar 30 2013 - 09:04 AM
Granted, but it returns to chaos one minute later.
I wish I was as good at Matchmaking as I am in Campaign and Spartan Ops in Halo 4.
Posted Apr 01 2013 - 11:32 AM
Granted. You spend the next 7 years making matchsticks at the matchmaking factory.
I wish for a pet Dremora.
Posted Apr 03 2013 - 01:10 PM
Granted. The dremora, however, is not very happy with being considered a "pet", and will constantly try to get away. If that won't work it will try to get on your nerves until you set it (or her, or him, or whatever) free.
I wish for a magical jester hat of doom.
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