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#7321 Offline Canis Lycaon

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Posted May 26 2013 - 02:35 PM

Granted. You are now so funny that when ever you tell a joke, everyone goes into cardiac arrest from laughing too hard, (it's possible) and dies. The bad part is that everyone thinks that all you ever say is jokes, and when you open your mouth, they start laughing. You join a monastery, and take a vow of silence.

 

I wish that two more people would join Bionicle Mafia V, which can conveniently be found in a link in my sig.


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I used to have a banner here.

 

But that RPG is dead.

 

What now?


#7322 Offline Madara: Mangekyou Master

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Posted May 26 2013 - 04:20 PM

Granted. Everyone joins. Or at least, they attempt to do so, but the last two spots have been occupied. Everyone, from Putin to that guy at McD's attempt to join, crashing the server. Rage turns into violent conflict. Brother against brother. Mother against daughter. Dolphin vs human. A certain Asian dictator gets involved and utilizes a forbidden weapon.The conflict escalates into a nuclear holocaust, dooming the human race. The dolphins, now mutated by exposure to radiation, inherit the land. I wish that we could communicate with dolphins. 


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#7323 Offline Doorman

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Posted May 26 2013 - 05:58 PM

granted. we can for only two seconds.

 

I wish people wouldn't join the Star Wars RPG.


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#7324 Offline ChattyNerd

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Posted May 27 2013 - 12:26 PM

Granted, but now everyone leaves, abandoning the Star Ward RPG forever.

 

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.


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Posted May 27 2013 - 12:33 PM

Too bad you didn't wish for anything else. Now what?

 

I wish my favorite cartoon of all time; Fillmore! would get more recognition.


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Posted May 27 2013 - 12:38 PM

Granted, but it gets so much negative attention that every instance of any files relating to it get deleted and any items relating to it are burned.

 

I wish I had a chansaw with compatible fuel already loaded into it.


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#7327 Offline Madara: Mangekyou Master

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Posted May 27 2013 - 06:01 PM

Granted. The first tree you try to cut down is an Ent. You are stepped on. I wish I was a Time Lord. 


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#7328 Offline ChattyNerd

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Posted May 28 2013 - 12:03 PM

Granted, but your TARDIS gets destroyed by a falling Ent.

 

I wish I was a chainsaw.


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#7329 Offline Madara: Mangekyou Master

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Posted May 28 2013 - 12:23 PM

Granted. Too bad you're empty, and there is no compatible fuel in sight.I wish I had a green thumb. 


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#7330 Offline ChattyNerd

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Posted May 28 2013 - 01:20 PM

Now your thumb has been covered in green Sharpie.

 

I wish for a functioning Kanohi Hau.


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#7331 Offline Kopakas Kool Kompanion

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Posted May 28 2013 - 01:24 PM

Granted, but Nuhvok-Kal takes you down with its gravity power.

 

I wish people had gotten my references in my previous post.


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#7332 Offline Doorman

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Posted May 28 2013 - 01:51 PM

granted. everyone gets it and won't stop talking about it, filling this thread with spam that makes the staff close it.

 

I wish


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Like a cross between X-men and ghostbusters.

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#7333 Offline ChattyNerd

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Posted May 28 2013 - 03:09 PM

Granted, but

 

I wish my claws were made of steel.


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#7334 Offline Madara: Mangekyou Master

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Posted May 28 2013 - 05:16 PM

Granted, but- wait, you have claws?!!I wish I could successfully divide by zero. 


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#7335 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted May 28 2013 - 05:55 PM

Granted, but you can only divide it by 0.I wish I could go to Gallifrey(BEFORE it was destroyed).

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Posted May 28 2013 - 09:27 PM

Granted. You go to Gallifrey, just before it is destroyed.

 

I wish I could teleport at will!


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Posted May 28 2013 - 09:29 PM

granted. you can only go at a slant down, so you have to jump. otherwise, you get your head stuck in the ground

 

I wish for a wi


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Except everyone is 12.

 

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#7338 Offline ChattyNerd

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Posted May 28 2013 - 10:32 PM

You get a half a wi

 

I wish I was just the right level of cute to "Daww" at, but not so cute so as to cause mental and/or physical damage.


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Posted Jun 01 2013 - 07:09 PM

Granted, now knows what to do

 

I wish that Bionicle was real.


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Posted Jun 01 2013 - 10:35 PM

Granted, and they are furious at all the inaccuracies in their written storyline.

 

I wish for a mobius strip.


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Posted Jun 04 2013 - 01:11 AM

Granted, but once you receive it you soon realise that's not quite as fantastic and otherworldly as it seems to be in theory. A few days later you realize that you could as well have built one at home (you know, you find tutorials for everything on the internet ^^), and that you wouldn't have had to spend your wish on it. Now you are there, with a more or less useless mobius strip. At least it's nice to look at, maybe it's big enough to use it as a bracelet, and if that wont wok, you could still hang it on your wall or something.

Maybe you should have wished for a dimension-twisting device instead, though. Then you could have turned anything into a mobius strip! ^^

 

I wish I would live in a fantasy universe, and not get killed instantly by some magical beast, a dark knight, demons, wild boars, other beasts, other humans, natural catastrophies or other deadly causes. In fact, I'd like to be immortal, thank you very much. xD


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Posted Jun 04 2013 - 01:20 AM

granted but you live miserably for a hundred years with no friends and you go completely insane

 

 

I wish that I wasn't allergic to peanuts


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#7343 Offline Shinken Green

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Posted Jun 04 2013 - 02:11 AM

You're allergic to everything else...except peanuts.

 

I wish I had a Gundam.  A full-sized, fully functional Gundam.  That works exactly as it does in the anime.


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Posted Jun 04 2013 - 08:54 PM

Granted, but it only works long enough for you to get 5,000 meters in the air...where you plummet to your death.I wish I had a real, fully-functional, never malfunctioning Sonic Screwdriver.
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Posted Jun 05 2013 - 02:25 AM

Granted, but the government isn't just going to let you keep such an advanced piece of technology, que a Scooby Doo-esque chase secuence and you losing your pants.

 

I wish the Expanded Multiverse wasn't as complicated to get into


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Posted Jun 05 2013 - 01:48 PM

granted, but then you get lost in it and can't get out.

 

I wish that my wish to have a toa tahu figure was granted uncorrupted.


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Posted Jun 05 2013 - 04:46 PM

Granted, but it's STARS Tahu.

 

I wish for a wish to wish for.


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Posted Jun 07 2013 - 03:10 PM

You wish upon a star. The star falls from the sky and you are knocked out by it. When you awaken, small running batteries have stolen your life savings.

 

I wish that I could wear my best friend as a hat.


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I no longer need Taipu as I have achieved the impossible.

 

I have girlfriend.

 

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#7349 Offline Fairy Paladin

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Posted Jun 08 2013 - 04:32 AM

Granted, but for some odd reasons your best friend does not approve of having been turned into a hat and keeps on nagging about that every time it (as in, the hat) is being worn. And you know talking hats, they can go on and on for hours... I just hope someday some kind being will reverse that wish. D:

 

I wish I were a demon.


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Posted Jun 08 2013 - 09:40 AM

Granted, you now spend the entirety of your existence in servitude to Satan

 

I wish for...


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Posted Jun 08 2013 - 09:52 AM

Granted. You get something terrible.

 

I wish ticks didn't exist.


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Posted Jun 08 2013 - 10:18 AM

Granted, they don't exist in space, and all the ticks on earth swarm into your house.---

Granted, but for some odd reasons your best friend does not approve of having been turned into a hat and keeps on nagging about that every time it (as in, the hat) is being worn. And you know talking hats, they can go on and on for hours...

(You wouldn't happen to be referring to Ezlo, would you?)

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Posted Jun 08 2013 - 07:56 PM

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I wish for cancer.


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Posted Jun 09 2013 - 01:17 AM

granted, but you die because you have cancer

 

I wish that baby birds did not have to eat every 20 minutes


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Posted Jun 10 2013 - 07:27 AM

Granted, now they have to eat every 19 minutes and 59 seconds.The person below me knows who Ezlo is.EDIT: Whoops! Wrong game!

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Posted Jun 10 2013 - 06:46 PM

Granted. He's from LoZ: The Minish Cap. But to corrupt this...

Granted, but every post made after yours are below yours, so everyone posts saying they know, causing this topic to be filled with spam.

 

I wish for someone to Answer That and Stay Fashionable.


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Posted Jun 10 2013 - 07:23 PM

... Granted. You don't like what they have to say.

 

I wish someone would give me their face.


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Posted Jun 11 2013 - 03:12 AM

granted, but they have leprosy so you have it now

 

 

I wish that the baby bird I found hadn't died


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Posted Jun 11 2013 - 06:38 PM

Granted, you did instead.

 

I wish I could sleep.


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Posted Jun 11 2013 - 06:49 PM

Granted, but you never wake up.I wish that Falco would appear in the next Super Smash Bros. game.
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