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#7361 Offline ChroXumo

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Posted Jun 12 2013 - 10:40 PM

Due to a coding error, which affects all copies of the game, Falco can do no damage to anyone and spawns with 500% every time. Have fun.

 

I wish I knew what games would be the best investments. (Please don't give me the obvious answer, I want something creative.)


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#7362 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Jun 13 2013 - 11:13 AM

Granted, but you are cursed and unable to even play them, let alone own them.I wish I was a Caninu.
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#7363 Offline guru gelu

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Posted Jun 16 2013 - 11:17 AM

Granted, but you receive fleas that bite you to death.

 

I wish for quiche.


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Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


#7364 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Jun 18 2013 - 03:25 PM

Granted, you get a shotgun blast to the nostrils.

 

I wish my computer could run a decent flash game for 2+ hours.


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#7365 Offline Neelh

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Posted Jun 18 2013 - 03:37 PM

It does. You can never shut down the flash game. The flash game has really annoying music.

 

I wish to be Fantine.


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I no longer need Taipu as I have achieved the impossible.

 

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#7366 Offline guru gelu

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Posted Jun 18 2013 - 07:14 PM

Granted. You are now alive in the past, dead to us in the present, and, having died before 2001, never having had the chance to learn of Bionicle, thus not being on this website, so you can't have made this wish.

You have now caused Triple-K to form a paradox, which bugs him so much he destroys the world, and you with it.

 

I wish to go back in time and kill my ancestor, therefore causing a[nother] paradox.

 

BTW...

Granted, you get a shotgun blast to the nostrils.

What does that have to do with quiche? Quiche is a food!


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Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


#7367 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Jun 19 2013 - 06:57 PM

Granted, you get what you asked for. Time paradoxes are very painful for the person who caused them.

 

I wish someone would describe Quiche in detail.


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#7368 Offline guru gelu

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Posted Jun 20 2013 - 01:43 PM

Granted, but they go into so much detail that they tell you the molecular construction of each atom in it and blows your mind with science, which I hear can be extremely painful.

 

I wish for bacon that isn't poisoned or old and moldy.

 

P.S. Quiche is an uber tasty pastry dish with the filling of custard and makes my mouth water every time I think of it!!


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My Brickshelf
Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


#7369 Offline Smooth Jazz

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Posted Jun 20 2013 - 02:21 PM

Granted, it's poisoned and old and moldy.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait to post my Rahkshi MOC.


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#7370 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Jun 20 2013 - 02:44 PM

Granted, but as you upload it, your computer gets a virus that deletes the uploaded photos along with every other photo of your MOC in existence.I wish for a TARDIS that is in perfect working condition and will continue to work as long as I live.
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Posted Jun 20 2013 - 04:13 PM

Granted, someone beats you to death with the door, and then the TARDIS ceases to function.

 

I wish I knew something about robotics.


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Posted Jun 20 2013 - 05:45 PM

Granted, you know how to spell it.

 

I wish I could draw much better than I can now.


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#7373 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Jun 20 2013 - 06:17 PM

Granted, but you draw so well another artist hires a hitman to kill you out of jealousy.I wish I wasn't beaten to death with my TARDIS's door.
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Posted Jun 20 2013 - 10:03 PM

Granted, you drown and are forced to haunt a copy of your favorite video game.

 

I wish for quiche.


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#7375 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Jun 21 2013 - 11:24 AM

Granted, but it's poisoned.I wish I had Star Fox 64 3D.
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Posted Jun 21 2013 - 12:14 PM

Granted and with updating Graphs!

 

I wish I had a ROTF Voyager Scrapper and DOTM Deluxe Mirage/Dino. 


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Posted Jun 22 2013 - 03:52 PM

Granted, but I don't know what those are, so you might (and probably definitely will) get the wrong thing.

 

I wish airfare was free.


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Posted Jun 23 2013 - 01:18 AM

granited, but they make you skydive without a parachute

 

 

I wish that clouds were solid, so i could stand on them


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#7379 Offline guru gelu

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Posted Jun 23 2013 - 08:51 PM

Granted. A passing airplane takes off your head.

 

I wish for the elemental power of ice.


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Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


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Posted Jun 23 2013 - 09:17 PM

Granted. I hear beasts like their food refrigerated.

 

I wish I had moar parts.


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Posted Jun 24 2013 - 01:22 PM

Granted, you have moar parts. The look, feel and smell like ordinary parts. The problem is that they're cursed, and whatever you build with them will develop a scary life of its own, mostly wandering around at night and making funny noises. Sometines it will also break things or scare people.

But don't worry, it won't murder you in your sleep. It will just be very, very, very annoying.

And have I mentioned that moar parts are indestructible? :3

 

I wish for an epic adventure involving jester hats, carnivals and balloon dragons! =D


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Posted Jun 24 2013 - 04:51 PM

Granted. The Dragons use their helium to light you on fire.

 

I wish I had more parts.


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Posted Jun 24 2013 - 05:58 PM

Granted,and their are Tight.

 

 

I wish for a Teenage Mutate Ninja Turtles/Fantastic 4 Crossover.


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#7384 Offline guru gelu

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Posted Jun 24 2013 - 06:51 PM

Granted. This crossover is completely fan-made (by you, of course), but it credits Eastman, Laird, and Lee as the creators of this one- time special. You are apprehended by the police as a result of this lawsuit, and you try to run. In the process of escape, you are shot.

 

I widh I hsd mo typoes in tjis senteencr.


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My Brickshelf
Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


#7385 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Jun 24 2013 - 07:40 PM

Granted, except we didn't quite understand your wish. You get NOTHING.

 

I wish I had more hands.


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Posted Jun 25 2013 - 12:30 AM

Granted, but having more hands is not as awesome as you thought it would be - in fact, it takes quite some concentration to use all of them simultaneously (have you ever tried moving both of your hands in circles, but each in the opposite direction? It's a bit hard, and takes quite some practise to get it right. Now imagine doing something similar with several hands), so most of the time you only use your "main hands", with the other ones dangling from your sides.

And don't get me started on what you have to do to your shirts, coats, jackets... - all these alterations, all these sleeves! Of course, it gets easier over time, because you've now gained  control over all of your arms, and can carry out several modifications at once, but... it's still quite annoying. You also might want to settle for cheaper gloves (if wearing any) because, you know, having to buy several pairs can become quite... pricey.

 

 

I wish I were a wish-granting demon! :D


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#7387 Offline Madara: Mangekyou Master

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Posted Jun 25 2013 - 03:53 PM

Granted. You are now trapped in a lamp for all eternity.I wish George Lucas made Star Wars' films that weren't motivated solely by greed/marketing/theneedforchildren'stoys.


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#7388 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Jun 25 2013 - 05:11 PM

Granted, he makes one because he lost a bet.

 

I wish I were a god.


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Posted Jun 25 2013 - 05:19 PM

Granted,and You are sent to Asgard.

 

 

I wish that Unicron (The Planet Eater) is real!


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Posted Jun 25 2013 - 09:19 PM

Granted. Alduin kills him with one "fus".

 

I wish I were the Lone Wanderer.


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#7391 Offline guru gelu

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Posted Jun 26 2013 - 02:53 PM

Granted. You wander all alone for eternity.

 

I wish I was invincible.


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Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


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Posted Jun 26 2013 - 04:00 PM

Granted, you are invincible to LEGOs. But since they can't harm you, even on a microscopic level, they shatter the moment you touch them, making it impossible to build anything.I wish I had an Arwing.
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Posted Jun 26 2013 - 08:14 PM

Granted, you get a 1:64 scale model Arwing. Which you crash.

 

I wish that when you break a vase, it splatters into a shower of viscera.


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Posted Jun 26 2013 - 10:01 PM

(Why would you want that...?)Granted, but it only splatters on you. And anything that doesn't land on you, you're stuck cleaning it all up.I wish my Arwing was full-scale and didn't crash.
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Posted Jun 27 2013 - 02:39 PM

Granted. It is a full- sized [nonfunctional] model.

 

I wish to post this.


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My Brickshelf
Current collection:
2001:
Onua, Pohatu
2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003:Panrahk
2004:Bordakh (X2)

2005:Oohnorak
2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

I also have Jimi Stinger from Breakout.


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Posted Jun 27 2013 - 04:59 PM

Granted, you get ridiculed for it.

 

I wish that windows do the same thing as vases when broken.


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Posted Jun 27 2013 - 05:06 PM

Granted, but the loud sound shatters your eardrums.I wish that i had a pet chinchilla.
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Posted Jun 27 2013 - 06:00 PM

Granted,and It's got Bat Wings.

 

 

I wish Women were the Alpha Gender.


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Posted Jun 27 2013 - 07:01 PM

Granted, but that sort of thing doesn't really matter.

 

I wish I were awesome.


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Posted Jun 27 2013 - 07:57 PM

granted, yet you become too awesome and everyone avoids you 

I wish for world peace


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