The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, you are stuck as a burning candle for eternity.

 

I wish people realized the similarities between us and Djinn.

Edited July 18, 2013 by Lieutenant Obvious

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but they don't realize anything else. Including that they're killing you instead of slicing the bread.

 

I wish I was dead.

Edited July 19, 2013 by kopaka's kool kompanion

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted. You come back as a lich.

 

I wish I had a pet dog.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. It is rabid and eats you alive.

 

I wish that people didn't consider being a lich bad.

[Just A Dot]

Granted, but the liches are still bad, despite what the people consider them to be, and they do whatever it is liches do best (which I assume is kill people based on their Wikipedia image).

 

I wish someone would Ninja this post.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted- Oh, nevermind.

 

I wish I could use a mind screwdriver.

[avmatoran]

Granted, but it only works on your own mind. (If that is what a mind screwdriver does)

 

I wish that I was well-known in Team Fortress 2 and Minecraft.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You are well-known by the moderators for burning down other people's houses and get banned.

 

I wish for a left-handed screwdriver.

[Lemony Lepid]

granted, but it's cheap and breaks when you try to use it.

 

I wish Pinkie pie could be real and be my best friend

[man774]

Granted. You look up and see pinkie pie slowly flying towards you to be your friend, and then it gets hit with a fireball and dies.

 

 

I wish I was a raccoon

[avmatoran]

Granted. You get shot by a hunter.

 

I wish I was Giratina.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted. Giratina has no friends. Or enemies for that matter. Or even frienemies. In fact, Giratina lives alone.

 

I wish people knew that Mind Screwdrivers could also remove Screws.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted,and The Screws are 3-sides.

 

I was I become a Mutagen Lion.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but that means that first you must no longer exist in this world. I mean, really. Did you think that mutagen lions existed here?

 

I wish people got my left-handed screwdriver joke.

[Toa Kayn]

I got it, however I forgot what I just got.

 

I wish that no one granted my wish. Hahaha!

[avmatoran]

Ooh, nice paradox.

 

I wish that I had an alienware laptop.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it doesn't work. I mean, really. You should have been expecting that.

 

I wish that I could rip cassettes and records to my computer.

[Toa Kayn]

You can, but it turns out your computer is Alienware and breaks.

 

I wish I had a Chrome Hau

[avmatoran]

Granted, however, you treasure it so much you do two things: One, you clean it so much it wears away quite quickly, and two, you sleep with it like a teddy bear. Once you have cleaned it so much it is much too thin, it snaps when you cuddle it. Oh, well. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

 

I wish if I wanted a Lego set, minifig, or part, I could instantly have it.

[Toa Kayn]

You wish for the 1:1 scale lego house, killing you and everyone it lands on.

 

I wish the next person who grants my wish cannot make a wish.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted. You want all of them... and you get it.

 

Granted. Except no.

 

I wish the above poster knew that solid water is ice.

[Toa Kayn]

Granted, but the Solid water is suposed to be flowing water with the characteristics of rock. Booyah!

 

I wish I could think of a better name than Solid Water

[avmatoran]

Granted. You think of grainy mud.I wish I could think of a good wish.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, people find it offensive.

 

I wish for a sandvich.

[Toa Kayn]

Granted, however, the Heavy kills you for it.

 

I wish I could see the Universe all of it!

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted. You see everything at once, and you cannot possibly process all of it. You go insane in short order.

 

I wish I had a sayndwich.

[man774]

Granted, but the scout tries to steal it from you.

 

 

I wish that monsters in minecraft could become bionicle villians.

[avmatoran]

Granted. However, the designer doesn't like minecraft, so the figures are horrible.I wish I made an incorruptible wish.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

That becomes null and void without even being granted, since it is A) Against the point of the game, and B) Overused

 

I wish people would know which wishes are overused and which are not.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, the game becomes dull and predictable when they begin using overused wishes on purpose.

 

I wish I had a sandvich.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You have so many sandviches you literally eat yourself to death.I wish that Pokemon were real.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. People spot Deoxis and begin to believe the world is being invaded by aliens, causing the whole world to erupt into all-out war as they both "defend" themselves. Thanks.

 

I wish that Pokemon weren't real, but Digimon are.

[avmatoran]

Granted, but because people think Digimon are cheap knockoffs of Pokemon, they hunt them to extinction. I wish I was Rayquaza.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You are now trapped in the Pokemon world and captured by a lame trainer.

 

I wish people understood that Digimon is older and cooler than Pokemon and nothing like it.

[ankyfdarkness]

Granted, but then Nintendo (seeing their success) buys Digimon and rebrands them "Pokemon Two."I wish that I could get wishes in real life.

[avmatoran]

Granted, but they are limited. You use them all up on peanut buyer and jelly sandwiches.I wish people did their research before claiming things are older and cooler. Granted, some may like Digimon more, and yes, it is different, but Pokemon is older.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted You been attack by Boos!

 

 

I wished for a Pancakes and Bacon.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but.. Do I really need to say? Alright... You're eaten alive by them.

 

I wish people would just understand that Digimon is way cooler than Pokemon, even if it is SLIGHTLY newer.

[avmatoran]

Denied. I can't grant that, as it is an opinion instead of fact.

 

I wish people were capable of understanding the difference between fact and opinion.

[Just A Dot]

Granted, but everything is reverted afterwards because you cannot deny a wish, can you?

 

I wish I knew if you could deny a wish in this game.