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#7721 Offline Taka Nuvia

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Posted Nov 28 2013 - 01:16 AM

Granted - corruption short - wishes get longer instead - also, you die because common corruption.

 

I wish it were acceptable in this game to delve into long, elaborate corruptions outlining the possible fate in as much detail as the corrupter/wish-granting demon wishes,probably even connecting several possible outcomes, and maybe even adding a slight reference to mythology, common knowledge and/or scientifically proven facts to spice it all up a bit; you could also skip to the

tl;dr: I wish my corruptions can be as long as I want them to be so I can actually tell a story there. :3


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#7722 Online Toa Onaku

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Posted Nov 28 2013 - 03:05 AM

Granted. You eventually find yourself writing novel-length corruptions, boring members and, somehow, getting book critics to tear you a new underhull.

 

I wish those poor unfortunate people finally got noticed by senpai.


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#7723 Offline Dapper-Kun

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Posted Nov 28 2013 - 02:38 PM

Granted, your senpai doesn't really know what he's doing. As a result, he totally screws up all technology equipped with screens.

'Least you don't have to worry about murrrrrders.

 

I wish I could summon a mechanical lifeform to aid me in battle. I also want reality-warping powers.


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#7724 Online Toa Onaku

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Posted Nov 29 2013 - 04:50 PM

Granted, but you have no control over those powers, and somehow you manage to warp the mechanical lifeform into yourself, merging and overlapping it with your flesh, killing you instantly.

 

I wish i would


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#7725 Offline -Windrider-

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Posted Nov 29 2013 - 09:47 PM

Granted, you would, but could not.

 

I wish for more delicious coffee.


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#7726 Offline Loser Zucchini Butt

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Posted Dec 01 2013 - 05:28 PM

Granted but you get a coffee high and your head blows up.I wish i was a pixie fairy thingy!!! 


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#7727 Offline Kayru

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Posted Dec 02 2013 - 12:19 AM

You are a pixie fairy statue and therefore cannot actually do anything.

 

I wish I was Youtube-famous. :v


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#7728 Offline Krane

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Posted Dec 02 2013 - 11:08 AM

Your wish is granted your highness. Sadly your subscribers un subscribed to you since you rarely uploaded videos.

 

I wish I was a billionare.


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#7729 Offline Dapper-Kun

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Posted Dec 02 2013 - 07:54 PM

Granted. FBI just called. They've tracked you down. Y'know, maybe you should've been a politician instead of a bank robber.

 

I wish to JASUUUUUUUN


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#7730 Offline Krane

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Posted Dec 02 2013 - 11:30 PM

Granted but the BZP Hacker edited your wish from

 

 

I wish to JASUUUUUUUN

to

 

I wish to be ignored.

so im gonna ignore you :3

 

I wish I could take down BZP


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#7731 Offline Al the Chicken Man

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Posted Dec 02 2013 - 11:51 PM

Your wish is granted, but

We have no problems with throwing a mischievous 14 year old in jail.


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#7732 Offline -Windrider-

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 03:04 PM

Looks like someone's too mischievous to make a wish. :0

 

I wish for finals to be over.


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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 03:12 PM

Granted, but when the amrks come back, you find out that you failed.I wish that I couldn't not wish for nothing.
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#7734 Offline Underscore

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 05:19 PM

Granted, but nothing is something.

I wish for this wish to be granted.


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#7735 Offline Dapper-Kun

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 06:26 PM

Yeah, but your AI blows up, due to not being able to think of any way to corrupt your wish. Aperture Science is now effectively FUBAR.

 

I wish I could write a good epic.


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#7736 Offline Toa Talo

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 06:44 PM

Your epic is good as in not being evil because it shows ways to fix bad things but is so horrible in quality that it has to be deleted

 

I wish I could rule the world.


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#7737 Offline Dapper-Kun

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 07:04 PM

Granted. You're overthrown and put in the same cell as TOUAB.


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#7738 Offline BobaFett2

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 08:44 PM

Granted. You're overthrown and put in the same cell as TOUAB.

Where's your wish?


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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 08:59 PM

Where's your wish? I'm supposing you wish for nothing so granted. In the end something happens so bleh.

 

I wish to be free of this cell.


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#7740 Offline BobaFett2

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 09:03 PM

You realize that the cell was life, and that in gaining freedom from it, you are dead.

 

I wish for 50,000 dollars in legal 100 dollar bills in my room in neat piles.


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#7741 Offline Dapper-Kun

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Posted Dec 03 2013 - 09:37 PM

Granted, TOUAB steals all of it.

 

I wish for moar running gags here.


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Posted Dec 06 2013 - 06:56 PM

Granted, all of the running gags return, then run away forever.

 

I wish not to horribly murdered for the horrible pun. 


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#7743 Offline BobaFett2

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Posted Dec 06 2013 - 06:59 PM

Granted. You are instead murdered gracefully and in a beautiful manner by a professional assassin contortionist.

 

I wish to end this madness...


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Posted Dec 06 2013 - 07:02 PM

Granted, the madness is over in an anime-original ending by Bones.

 

I wish for snow...


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Posted Dec 06 2013 - 07:25 PM

Granted, turns out it's ash. Good luck getting outta that radiation, 'cause TOUAB robbed you too.

 

I wish for boring overused wish.


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#7746 Offline BobaFett2

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Posted Dec 06 2013 - 11:10 PM

Your wish is granted and you are bored. Oh, and you have an infinite number of wishes, all of which backfire.

 

I wish for the mask of time.


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Posted Dec 07 2013 - 08:45 AM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! you just one a piece of 2004 plastic.

 

I wish I could meet the members of the band Skillet and get to know them


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Posted Dec 08 2013 - 11:16 PM

Granted, turns out they ain't so nice. Good luck with their yandere tendencies.

 

I wish to make something great.


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Posted Dec 08 2013 - 11:24 PM

Granted - after successfully cloning and raising a T-Rex from fossilized bones, a feat thought impossible, you are eaten by the dinosaur you created

 

I wish for more wishes


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#7750 Offline Dapper-Kun

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Posted Dec 09 2013 - 09:22 AM

Granted, TOUAB steals all of them. AGAIN.

 

I wish to know what he thinks of this gag.


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Posted Dec 09 2013 - 07:08 PM

You now have mind reading abilities. Pushing around his mind, you are driven mad by the horrors that you see.

 

I wish I could play all my old video games.

 

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Posted Dec 09 2013 - 07:31 PM

Granted. Your sense of nostalgia is stripped away and you realize that you only liked them because you were young.

 

I wish I knew what TOUAB was.


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Posted Dec 09 2013 - 08:57 PM

Granted, he robs you for trying to find him out.

 

I wish to know where he is.


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Posted Dec 10 2013 - 12:14 PM

Granted, but he also learns where you are, and robs you.

 

I wish for a second moon in the sky (of which an obvious corruption would be it either falling from the sky or causing apocalyptic tidal activity)


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Posted Dec 10 2013 - 05:18 PM

Granted. However, because of it's orbit, it is constantly behind the earth, and nobody ever sees it. And it blocks some telescopes looking out into space.

 

I wish for a flying bicycle.


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Posted Dec 10 2013 - 06:30 PM

Granted. You don't have a hoverbike licence, so sucks to be you.

 

I wish for emancipation.


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Posted Dec 12 2013 - 10:38 PM

Granted. But you are captured after one beautiful second.

 

I wish for a White Christmas.


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#7758 Offline Dapper-Kun

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Posted Dec 13 2013 - 09:15 AM

Granted, everyone turns Caucasian, but returns to normal after Christmas.

 

I wish I didn't permanently lose my original John Carver avatar.


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Posted Dec 13 2013 - 11:21 PM

Granted. But too late I steal it.

 

I wish you called me Kranan and not TOUAB.


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Posted Dec 15 2013 - 10:25 PM

Granted, but the toa mata somehow come through a portal into the real world and, due to you now being called kranan, they confuse you for a krana, your physical form be darned. In the end you lie in the street, dead. 

 

I wish i could survive.


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